Friday Night Wrights: Kicking It Off Edition

Habby Friday

and

Whellcome

teu

Friday Night Wrights

Kicking It Off
Edition

yesss yesssss

it iss

t h a t   t i m e   o b   y e a r

and that brings uss teu

Saturday
and

our sbeshull feature

what iss called

whee meet a BIB

[berry imbortant berson]

 yeu see
a berry good friend ob ours
offered uss
Aggie Tiggits

for a home game thiss year

and
H e r   A w e s o m e   D a d
Aggie Class ob 1952

brought the tiggits teu uss

it whas

a   b i g   h o n o r

and

a real bleasure

teu meet him

 I dressed for
t h e   o k a y s h u n
ass yeu can see

 and I whas quite
w h e l l   b e h a b e d

 making the Mom
berry berry
b r o u d

 I mean
what did she fink I was teu deu
. . .
jumb on him

knock him down
steal the enbelobe

eat the tiggits

no

no

no
no

 I a bide by
The Aggie Code ob Honor

what says
Aggies deu knot lie

cheat or steal

or

tolerate those wheu deu

 now teu be fare
and
let the record show

bossession

ISS

nine tenfs ob the law

and

what's mine iss hers
and
what's hers iss mine

 and when I habbs
a forbidden fing
I deu whays return it

ass
bart ob a fun game
or
*clears froat*

a   b i g   b u s i n e s s
t r a n s a c k s h u n

juss saying

- - - - -

and

now that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called
the rest ob my wheekend

what I sbend wif

my number won
my main skweeze
m y   b e s t y

*clears froat*
*blush*
my the Mom

it iss
h  o  t
butt
the wheffer is odder whise nice
the sky iss bleu bleu bleu

and while the besty
hangs out on the borch
I find
the berfeckt sbot

for
. . .
a
. . .
s w e e t   r o l l

*whaller whaller whaller*

and then
I fink teu come get some
m o t h e r   l u b b i n g

what
I follow ub wif a
z z z z e u m

a bit more
m o t h e r   l u b b i n g

and then
I fink teu juss
e c k s b l o r e

checking
thiss fence and that shrub

and all so
t h i s s   s b o t
" x "
wright here

o
. . .
yeah
. . .
* s w e e t   r o l l *

and by then
ob course

it iss time for
a bit more
m o t h e r   l u b b i n g

a bit ob
s e c u r i t y   d   t a i l

a nodder swing
frew
the yard

for
a bit ob
s m a l l   b u s i n e s s

and ob course
the sub sekwent
k i c k   k i c k   k i c k

and

wright ub there wif

a bizzy day

when whee go some where

. . .

I deu lubbs

a lazy day at home

on a counta whee are

t e u g e f f e r

and now

wif great sadnesses

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Monday

on the down side
I sbent the day a lone
. . .
on the habby side
the Mom iss now
h o m e

and wif
the big business
out ob the whay
I amb
f r e e

free teu run
free teu run
s e c u r i t y   d   t a i l

o
and
look look
here iss
the illeusibbs
Miss Ginger

and now
on a counta thiss iss
teu legger back teu skool day
. . .
I amb donning
m y   b a c k   t e u   s k o o l
neckwhare

and now
wif
thiss and that ... done

I obbt for
one lasst
h e d g i t a r i a n   o b b o r t e u n i t y

bee fore

heading back

in ob doors

for a bit ob

t r a i n i n g

and a little
r e s t

while
the Staff deus
w h e e k d a y   t h i s s   &   t h a t

and then

the Mom and I

bunk down

e a r l y

and
t e u g e f f e r

night night

. . .

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Weu Heu Teusday

and
here I amb
circling back

taking a
s h n i f f
[iss that a duck shadow... lower wright]

inbestigating
the tree

lots ob
n u t   s c r a b s

wright here

and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
fings in my yard
and whee whill start wif
n u t   s c r a b s

and neckst I bresent teu yeu
a nodder
m y s t e r y   w h o l e
thiss one wif a
c h i g g i n   f e f f e r**
at its mouf

maybe it iss a

c h i g g i n   w h o l e

*giggles*

and here iss

m y   e f f e l e n t   e a r

wif
the whatter driblets
in the drizzly drizzle

ob course

there iss all so some

g r a s s e s

where yeu whill find

m a n y   f e f f e r s

like thiss

l i t t l e   c h i g g i n   d o w n

some where near by

I fear

iss

a   b a l d   c h i g g i n

[or dubb]

and juss look

Myrtle iss still in

f u l l   b l e u m

looking bretty in her
h o t   b i n k

o yeah
all so in my yard
. . .
Phil
Phil ob the Dendrons
what. whill. knot. die.

and now
that brings uss back teu
our regular feature
what iss called
yibbee skibbee weu heu

and
z z z z z e u m

and
s k r e e e c h
teu a stob

let's go
in ob doors

I kneed a drink ob
c o o l   s b r i n g   w h a t t e r s

*slurb slurb slurb*

*burb*

and now

that brings uss teu

my mose faborite regular feature

what iss called

Ackademia Whednesday

and
my my
t h o s e   b e s k y   s q u i r r e l s

habbs been
ebbery where

habbing
their whay
wif
my yard teuday

eubs
the Mom iss
c a l l i n g

on a counta
it iss time for
our regular feeature
what iss called
the chobbing ob the chee

what ob course
I sneuberbise berry closely
. . .
showing my
i m b u l s e   c o n t r o l

for a
c h e e   s a m b l e

*look the Mom in the eye*
*hold it hold it hold it*
ahhh yessss
and when Simon Mom says
g e t   i t

I deu
*nom nom nom*
. . .
and now
chobbed and bagged

and
in the freezer
. . .
it iss juss
a short whait

while the Mom
runs a round
deuing thiss and that

and then

quick quick

- - -

whee board the Trolley

destinayshun: KraftyK9
address: Smart Dog Training Center

and while it iss
a short dribe

here I amb finking
. . .
Maaaa... there iss an umberella in my seat

butt that short libbed
diss tress

iss quickly reblaced
wif
e c k s i t e m e n t

*batented bucker*
here
whee
are
. . .
m y   l a s s t   n i g h t
ob these teu classes

bring
on
t h e   f u n

and

here I amb barked in

my little dorm reum

while the Mom Handler
sorts all ob
m y   t r a i n i n g   s t u f f

yeu know
. . .
c h e e
in the wright bocket
l i b b e r s
in the left

and now

yibbee

o u t   o n   t h e   f l o o r

where whee whork on

sit ~ get
chase the treat

offering

circle jumbs

body awhareness
target games
imbulse control
heeling

and
juss for me
. . .
learning teu chill
in a diss trackting enbironment

a
m e n t a l   b r e a k
iff yeu whill

for
the Mom Handler
ob course

on a counta
t e u   c l a s s e s
back teu back
iss a bit much for
m y   h e r   l i t t l e   g r e a t   b i g   b r a i n
teu handle
*nods*

and sbeaking ob
b r e a k s
here I amb in
t h e   b u s i n e s s   b r e a k   r e u m

and now back
o n   t h e   f l o o r
in time for my
t r a i n   t e u   w h i n   c l a s s

and whee start wif
cue teu train
rebbing ub

and then
turning it offf wif
mat behabior

then whee deu some
hand targets
sits and drobs
then
leabe its

and
the hardest ob all
direckted retriebes

I mean
see the chee on the wright
get it
butt
see the chee on the left
deu KNOT get it teu

it iss all mose enough
teu make yeur my brain
e c k s b l o d e

and then
my faborite
d i s t r a c k s h u n   t r a i n i n g

and
I amb deuing
g r e a t
then
when it came teu be
m y   t u r n
teu heel and weabe frew all my friends

it habbened
. . .
the boy
wheu once etted
a   w h o l e   d u b b
feffers and all
. . .
all mose choked teu deaf
on
b o c k e t   l i n t

it whas a berry

close call

- - -

and now

wif some bit ob sad ness

whee are

h o m e

on a
t e u   w h e e k   h i a t u s

and
*long deeb sigh*

t i r e d

night night

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

fursday

and
the Mom
being
o l d
she iss
d r a g g i n g
fizzically and mentally

and while whee are out

for a short bit ob

morning training

. . .

she habbs me

 t e l l   a   s t o r y

I deu

. . .

and then she finks teu

assk again ... and record it

knot my best story
butt
yeu get the gist ob it
- - - - -
and now that brings uss teu
our kick off feature
what iss called
Aggie Football Obening Day

wif the game at
f i b e   o   c l o c k
the Mom deus races home
. . .
I
s e u t   u b

whee cue
o u r  f i g h t   s o n g

and then
get in

g a m e   b o s i t i o n

a bit ob nerbes

TAMU ranked 21
south carolina ranked 9

so many
new young blayers

and now
here I amb taking
a   h a l f   t i m e   b r e a k
*whoop*

afraid teu comment
about
t h e   s c o r e

butt
whee are eckseeding our
e c k s b e c k t a y s h u n s
lets juss say
*whoop*

it iss going whell
whee are
r e l a c k s e d
*whoop*

Kenny Hill
iss
getting it done
*whoop*

our offense looks great
and
whee ackchewally habbs a
d e f e n s e
*whoop*

and now

52 - 28
g a m e   o b e r

way teu show em

way teu make yeur boint

. . .

JFF

whas knot

dum luck

- - -

h u l l a b a l l e u

and

G O   C O A C H

*whoooooooop*

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

F R I D A Y

the wheffer iss a bit
d r e a r y

and whee are a bit
t i r e d

butt
w e u   h e u
let
t h e   h o l l y b o b   w h e e k e n d
begin

wright wright
whee habbs
a   f r e e   d a y   w h e e k e n d
ahead ob uss

and
abb so leutely
n o   b l a n s

so
whee whill be
w h i n g i n g   i t

maybe
a little
y a r d   w h o r k

I may deu some
s h o b b i n g s
after all
it iss juss a few short days teu
*whisbers*
the mom's birf day

butt I digress
*clears froat*

and now
it . iss . time .
yess yesss
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

brebared by the Chef

wif

l u b b s

and

sneuberbised wif great care

and

teunight's feature

. . .
salmon and legume kibbles
fresh green beans
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
fresh bine abble garnish

and
baired wif
teunight's beberage seleckshun
. . .
Ozarka Sbring Whatters

and ob course
g o o d   m a n n e r s

amen
d i g   i n n

and ... uhhh ... ummm
I deu habbs teu tell yeu
. . .
b i n e   a b b l e
deus make me bause
juss a moment

and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday Photo Sheut

yessss sirrrr eeeee
Habby Holiday
Habby Friday
H A B B Y   L O N G   W H E E K E N D

and now
I gibbs yeu
c o n c e n t r a t i o n
wif my trade mark
b u c k e r
ob course

and now
I gibbs yeu
m a k e   a   w h i s h

and
*bucker*
I see
m y   w h i s h
habbs come treu

before my berry eyes
. . .
l i b b e r s

and now for
a little
w h e r e   a r e   y e u   g o i n g

ahhhh
I knew yeu wood come back

wif
a   l i b b e r

and now for
a   s c e n i c k

a   s c e n i c k
from
a slightly different angle

now
how about a
s w e e t

o
look here
a little leaf

amb I still
h a m s u m
from the side

what about
t a i l   l e s s

o my
m y   t a i l   m y   t a i l
*whssshhew*
it iss back

and now

wif

the sheut ... shot

whee whork in
a bit ob
g o o d   t r a i n i n g

and then head in for
a bit ob
" yeu are such a good boy "

and sbeaking ob
g o o d   b o y

thiss iss a good time for
our sbeshull delibbery feature
what iss called
m a i l   c a l l

and thiss wheek
the bost man did
fold up and cram in
delibber thiss teu
my mail bocks

yess yessss
a berry new
C G C   C e r t i f i c a t e

what all so deus
recognize my
B N   &   R N
titles

yess yessss

I amb a berry

s o f i s s t i c a t e d   b o y

and all so a

g o o d   c i t i z e n

*nods*

and now that brings uss teu

our regular feature

a bersonal faborite ob mine

The Friday Night Cheu

first
a bit ob
i m b u l s e   c o n t r o l
and
*giggles*
f o c u s

then
t h e   s t i c k
iss mine

teu
s m o k e

teu
c h o m b

teu really

whork out the wheek's

s t r e s s e s

and now

a berry brief whord

about

our regular feature

what iss called

my toy ob the wheek

thiss wheek's toy iss

M i s t e r   B u b b l e s

wheu
freu my lubb, attention and
s u r g i c k a l   e c k s b e r t i s e
did receibe a
t a g e c k t o m y

yeu are
whellcome
*bow*
- - - - -
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
one lasst run a round

yess yesss
wif
the gentle bleu bink skies

I amb out
for a bit ob
r u n n i n g

a little
s h n i f f i n g

a wee bit ob
b u s i n e s s

now back in
for
d r i n k y   t i m e

and now ass

our wheek comes teu a close

my heart iss full ob

f a n k s   &   l u b b s

for

The Mom

 and
for all ob our
eckstended fambily

- - -

and ass whee kick off
The Labor Day Holiday

I wood like teu ecksbress

m y   b e r r y   m o s e   s i n c e r e

F A N K   Y E U

teu

The Staff

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