Friday Night Wrights: Boom Boom Out Go The LIghts Edition

Habby Friday
and
Whellcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Boom Boom
Out Go The Lights

Edition

o yeah
it habbs been
a   n o d d e r   b i z z y   w h e e k
so
let''s get wright teu it

wif
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
All A Board
for
A Sbeshull Ackademia Saturday

yess yesss
whee whoke ub

early Saturday morning

teu

board the Trolley

teu
My Skool

where I found
the messages teu be

m a n y

and

the agilty fields

q u i e t

butt
I whas there for
a   b r i b a t e

yesss

o n e   o n   o n e

l e s s o n

no bickshers
on a counta
the Photographer whas bizzy

butt whee whorked on:

ring entries
off and on leash transitions
heeling wif distrackshuns
off leash heeling
my on off switch

*clears froat*

knot leabing my mat teu greet
a berry cute border collie bubby
*eubsy*

recalls

sit stays
stands

. . .
and
all in all
I fink
the Handler and I did
b e r r y   b e r r y   w h e l l

wif
m a n y   m a n y   f a n k s

teu

Our Awesome Instrucktors and Mentors
for
e b b e r y   s i n g l e   f i n g
. . .
#thanksforknotgibbingubonuss

*nods*

I mean
whee berry often
s t o b   t e u   f i n k
juss
h o w   f a r

w h e e   h a b b s   c o m e

and
whee a maze
eben

our own selbes
. . .
it habbs tooken
a   g r e a t   l o n g   w h i l e
on a counta
t h e   s e u b e r   g r e e n   h a n d l e r

butt
she habbs come a long
n i c e l y

now if I can get her teu
s h o w   i n   t h e   r i n g

like she can easily
s h o w   i n   t h e   b a c k   y a r d

whee whill be
b a c k   a t   i t
in no time
. . .
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
the rest ob my Saturday

yesss yesssssss
I kicks ub my heals
juss be fore
z z z z e u m i e s

and follow it ub
wif
c h e a t e r   s h e e t   w h a s h i n g *

*cheater sheets: describtibbs noun ~ meaning bed clobes what are remoobed from bed wright quick, immediately frown in whasher then dryer and then but wright back on the bed, there by aboiding the tedious ackt ob folding the sheets.. . .
*nods*

and
u b   s i d e   d o w n   n a b   t i m e

and then
a long came
f u n d e r
and a bit ob a shower

followed by
more
s u n   s h i n e

and
a bit more
time out ob doors

and then
that brings uss teu
our fairly regular feature
what iss called
Second Breakfast Sunday

yess yessss
a fair bit ob time after
my awesome 

Six Firty Ayy-Emm
First Breakfast
whee boarded the Trolley

for
. . .
whait for it
. . .

w h a t a b u r g e r
the greatest breakfast blace on earf

where
I ordered
the breakfast blatter

wif
C R I S B Y   W H E L L   D O N E   B A C O N
like I amb some sort ob

b a c o n   s n o b
#itsknotme #itstheMom

it whas
a free ring circus

a long whait
and
my bacon iss

w h i m b y

butt
I amb knot diss abbointed
#nommyanywayyeucookit

and now that brings uss teu

our regular feature
what iss called
a cubble ob odder fings about
My Sunday

basking in the
g l o r i o u s   s u n   s h i n e

shmelling
s h n i f f y   s h m e l l s

and
g r a z i n g

o yess yessssss
I deu lubbs
a freshly mowed lawn

and here
the Photographer
takes
a   c l e b b e r   c l o s e   u b

and now
I offer yeu
a   s w e e t   r o l l

*whaller and scoot*
*roll*

*shakes it off*
*shniffs one more time*

ok ok
according teu
the KillJoy Mom
all good fings muss come teu an end

and

that brings uss teu

Our Main Feature
what iss called
Boom Boom
Out Go The Lights

it iss
A Berry Good Monday Ebening
good training
tasty dinner
and then
i t   h a b b e n e d
. . .
the Mom is at the sink

bare footed

whashing her dinner blate

when

BOLT OF LIGHTNING

lights dim

lights flash

glass globe ob kitching light fixture

crashes teu floor

and
B O O M   B O O M
O U T   G O   T H E   L I G H T S

. . .
shards ob glass fly ebbery where

and
from the otter side ob the fambily reum
I hear the Mom scream
" R e u f u s ... K e n n e l "

I amb whorried
the crash ~ my Mom ~ the scream

and for a brief second

I question the command

. . .
and then
I
k e n n e l

ok yeah
that iss
t h e   b i g   b a d   s t o r m
ass

whee sit in the dark
in its whake

here iss
the tile broken and chibbed by
the falling globe

the Mom whas standing on that rug
less than 2 feetsies a whay
and
thiss iss wright where I normally hang
when the Mom iss in the kitching

. . .
F A N K   H E A B E N S

she left her nabkin be hind!!!

so
here I amb

safely wholed ub in

t h e   g e t t i n g   h o t t e r
b y   t h e   m i n u t e
confines ob

the big bed reum

the wheffer iss
c r a z y
loud funder

knot much rain
at first

butt
berry scary
LiG#tNInG

striking near by

some

butt

knot so berry much rain

and
juss teu make sure
the Mom sneaks out teu check on
t h e   b e c a n   t r e e

*whshhhhew*
s t i l l   s t a n d i n g

and wif
the wheffer still freatening
and
lots ob glass on the kitching floors

here I amb
s t i l l   w h o l e d   u  b
in the big bed reum

and now for a bit ob
time labse imaging:

s k y   n o r f

[storm basses]

s k y   n o r f

and when
the flash blangs
fade

whee sneak out
for a bit ob

o n   s t r i n g   b u s i n e s s

and
once more check on
the berry dead becan

and
here I amb
guided back in by
flash light

and
while yeu can't tell
here I amb
i n   t h e   d a r k

and that brings uss teu
a flashback feature
what I call
my early ettings

yess yessss
whay back when
a bout free years a go
. . .
I stood wright here in thiss door whay
I
looked my the Mom wright in the eye balls
flashed her a sweet smile

whagged my fluffy tail
and
I etted this little chunk ob
the bed reum door

*bow*

ahhhh

y e u f    f u l l   m e m o r i e s

and now
a whord a bout
c o o l   a i r s

fank heabens
for
a battery oberated fan

butt
it iss
no substiteute
for

t h e   c o o l   a i r s   m a c h i n e
what tybically dumbs
cool airs
wright here

o yessss
and juss then

the Mom finks teu relocate
m y   t h e   w h a t t e r   b o w l

and wif

the much quieter skies

whee head out for  a quick
h o n o r   s y s t e m   w e e

then

quickly

back in

where
teu aboid
the glass shard disaster area

what iss our kitching

. . .

the Mom shuttles me
wright back in teu
the safety ob the big bed reum

and
my relocated whatter bowl

*slurb slurb slurb slurb slurb slurb*

and now

here I amb settling in

for
a wharm night night

and
wright about the time
whee fall a sweeb
. . .
b o w e r   and   l i g h t s

come back on

allowing
. . .
the Mom teu drag her self ub
the Maid teu fire ub the Dyson

and
me teu stretch out under the a/c bent

and now

that brings uss teu

a nebber ebber ebber before feature

what iss called

Teusday No Photos

seriously

wif little sweeb
and

a berry long facktory day
the Mom shared wif me

a wonderful day full ob lubbs

butt

the Photographer took the day off
*nods*

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Ackademia Whednesday

yess yesssss
the Mom iss home
a   b i t   e a r l y

on a counta

our back teu back classes

buts uss on
a   b e r r y   t i g h t   s c h e d y e u l e 

big business ... check

berimeter check ... check

back in
for
the Mom whardrobe change ... check

. . .
back out for miss chief round ... check

wheffer check ... check

shmells check ... check

small business ... check

back in ob doors for
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
s o s h u l l   m e d i a   c h a l l e n g e
day one

and here it iss

. . .

Rex Giovanni Schulle

inbited me teu join in the bositibity challenge going a round on Face Book.

For fibe days, I bost free bositibbs fings about my day...

1. Teuday iss Ackademia Whednesday,

and I whill be going teu My Skool

teu learn many fings and eat a lot ob chees and libbers.

2. There iss an awe some shmell in my grasses,

and I enjoyed a fabyeulous sweet roll.

3. Humb Day!!!

Yeu know how how I lubbs Humb Day!!!

The Mom iss home early. Our humidity iss low, the skies are bleu...

Life iss good!!!

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
the traditional chobbing ob the chee

and
I deu
s n e u b e r b i s e

and
ob course
t a s t e   t e s t

and then
it iss bagged
and
blaced in the freezer

after which
t h e   l i b b e r s
are bagged

and
t h e   w h a i t i n g   g a m e
begins

yess yessss

the clock strikes

and

I amb out for

l a s s t   c a l l

one lasst
small businesses

one lasst
kick ob the heels

one lasst
shnoofings

and then
it
iss
t i m e

time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Skool Trolley

and
here I amb
e c k s i t e d

on a counta
I know
w h e r e   w h e e   a r e   g o i n g

yess yessss
My Skool

and

here I amb

bracktissing

m y   g r e e n   r e u m   s k i l l s

knot whell
butt
I amb bracktissing

wright wright
the Mom Handler
wood like me teu be
c h i l l

whell
she kneeds teu bring
my reum cubbering sheet
neckst wheek
butt for now
. . .
wif
juss ober half ob
My Combetition Skills Class
wif most ob

a quick trib teu
t h e   b u s i n e s s   y a r d

and
a glance ub teu
o u r   f l a g

and
*looks longingly*
o how I lubbs that
b e c a n   t r e e

a facks simmily
here

a memo random
there

and now
back in side

teu
s i t   o n   t h e   s i d e   l i n e s

lissten teu
o u r   h o m e   w h o r k   a s s i g n m e n t s

check in wif
t h e   M o m   H a n d l e r

and then
resolbe my self teu
taking what the Handler calls
a   m e n t a l   b r e a k
[I deu knot habbs teu green fings on my nose...
by the whay
*chuckles*]

it takes
a bit ob deuing
butt
I fnagle my whay teu
a lie down
between the teu chairs
at
T h e   H a n d l e r ' s   L e f t   S i d e

yess yessss
it feels good
w r i g h t   h e r e

and wif
a   l o t
going on a round me

I amb
i g n o r i n g
it all

I amb
being
a   g o o d   b o y

coming ub
whee habbs our
Train Teu Whin
class

and
whee
are

training
teu
w h i n

and all so
really
b e   o u r   b e r r y   b e s s t   s e l b e s
in the ring

a taller order
than
one might fink

and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Learning Big Fings

and teunight
I whorked wif
m y   o n   /   o f f   s w i t c h
on
m y   k n e w   m a t
[knot debickted in thiss bicksher]

I all so
. . .
b u m b s   m y   n o s e
on the Mom's Handler's hand

imbulse
c o n t r o l s
hears
m y   n a m e

quick
s i t s   and   d r o b s
moobing and odder whise
. . .
blays
g a m e s

h e e l s
wif distrackshuns
and
b i c k s   a   f i n g   u b
and gibbs it teu the Handler

w h a t   a   f u n   n i g h t
and
I learned a lot
. . .
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
whshhhew ... home ... whoobed

whoa
there iss
a   d e m o n i c k   a n t   e a t e r
in
my back yard

*ha ha ha*

and now

T e a m   R e u f u s

gaffers ub in

the big bed

teu
whisber cheers
s i n g   b r a i s e s

and

*clears froat*

s m e u c h   a   l i t t l e

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Fursday

. . .

and here I amb

while

the Mom iss in the showers

the Me on her clobes

ob course
that whass morning
and thiss iss
e b e n i n g

hib hib her ray
the Mom iss
h o m e

and
it iss time
teu
r i b   and   r o m b

ber chance teu
s n a t c h
a hedgitarian snack

then teu
b o u n d   a   w h a y
in miss chief

and teu
c o m e   a   r u n n i n g
when I hear
t h e   d i n n e r   b e l l

and then
wif
my belly full

and
the skies bleu

whee head out for
a   b i g   b u s i n e s s   r u n

and then settle in for
our soshull media challenge
day teu

Rex Giovanni Schulle

inbited me teu join in the bositibity challenge going a round on Face Book.

For fibe days, I bost free bositibbs fings about my day...

1. We habbs the best morning snuggles after a hard night's whork...
and thiss morning's whir seuberb!

2. I amb reeling in the glory ob being "a berry good boy"
(and yet I whas still able teu snag a hedgitarian snack!)!

3. I habbs Staff... and wheu deosn't lubbs habbing Staff!!!

and now it iss time forour regular feature
what iss called
My Sloffy Fursday

where
I show yeu
my
c u d d l e s

my
s w e e t y   f a c e

yeu may habbs
guessed

I amb
wright by
t h e   c o o l   a i r s   f a n

all mose in
t h e   M o m ' s   l a b

and
here I amb gibbing her
t h e   b a w
*smirk*

so
ob course

she gibbs it
a   t r i m
*sigh*

while I

. . .

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Friday Morning

and
here I amb

showing yeu
t h e   d e u   y e u r   b u s i n e s s
challenge

while
the Mom habbs
l i b b e r   t r e a t s
in her hands

butt

once I deu

whee habbs

m y  m i n i

m o r n i n g   t r a i n i n g   s e s s i o n

*yay*

I deu lubbs it

and then

I race teu

the door

and teu

m y   l i t t l e   r e u m

teu send the Handler Mom

o f f   t e u   t h e   f a c k t o r y

so whee can moobs quickly

teu

. . .

our besst feature ob the wheek

what iss called

After Facktory Friday

shee iss late
butt
s h e   i s s   h o m e
and
it iss
h o t

so
whee are
q u i c k
wif the businesses

and
back in ob doors
for
our regular feature
what iss called
our traditional fambily nab

and
*blushes*
n e c k   m a s s a g e

" o mama ... yeu embarass me "
*cubbers face*

and then
quick
out side
*shakes it off*

it iss really
quite
a lubbly after neun

bright
sun shine

lots ob
bug holes

and
X
marks the
s b o t

for
a   s w e e t   r o l l

awww
yeah

*giggles*
and look
my neckware
iss still in blace

flash
quick
z z z e u m

a a a a n d

 s - w - e - e - t      r - o - l - l

and
z z z e u m

now
t h a t
my friends
iss how teu
k i c k   o f f   t h e   w h e e k e n d

and now that

brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
fings in my yard

and whell
there iss
the big bleu sky
and
thiss chiggin feffer

or

maybe from

a dubb

. . .

and there iss my

effelent ear

what looks
awesome
in the night
. . .
I habbs
clobers

where there are

knot sbosed teu be

clobers

. . .

and

a dubble decker bleum

out ob

one flower

. . .

and there are

b e e s

can yeu see them
maybe knot

butt
they are
berry scarily there

and that brings uss teu

our monfly feature

what iss called

heart whorm goob day

and whay back

when I whas
a baby bubby

the Mom but me in
my little reum

teu keeb the Bleu from
licking my goob

so now when
the Nurse takes the teube
out ob the cubbered
I go direckly teu
my little reum

and
she calls me
wright back out

and
in courages me
teu stay
still
and
w r i g h t   s i d e   u b

for
firty whole minutes

it iss
e c k s a u c e t i n g
. . .
and now
let's get on wif
the wrest ob our day

I sneuberbised
the concierge
teu fetch
the mail and newsbaber

I tooken
a small wrest
in the middle ob the floors

juss before
I tookening
a small wrest
in the middle ob the big bed

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday Afternoon Photo Sheut

where
I whill gibbs yeu
my
sweet

my
look yonder

my
awwwww

my
bash full

and
juss a little
skool photo

a little
look teu the libber

a little
. . .
bald

*giggles*

butt
knot teu whorry

I amb knot really bald
. . .
it iss
the sun light
silly

and wif
some lighting adjustments
by
the Photographer

here
I amb
made in the shade

*yawn*

hahaha
that whas really
t h e   s m a c k
of a libber treat

yess yesssss
I takes
my libbers

berry berry
seriously

butt ob course
no photo sheut
wood be comblete
wif out
my signateure
b u c k e r

*bucker*

and
juss like I amb long in the
b e a u t y
I amb all so long in the
b r a i n s

and
wright now

my brains
are telling me

it.
iss.
time.

yesss yesssss

t i m e

for my berry faborite...

our regular feature

what iss called

The Friday Night Dinner Blate

and

teunight's selection

features

salmon and legume kibbles

green beans

carrots

peas

lima beans

corns

tobbed off wif

grizzly salmon oil

and here iss me
asking the Chef
ber chance
cood yeu
blease teu garnish wif
f r e u t s

and
whah lah
. . .
b i n k   l a d y   a b b l e

and now
baired wif
the
o z a r k a   s b r i n g   w h a t t e r s

and
ob course
g o o d   m a n n e r s

o yessss
teunight's sbeshull
iss
e c k s t r a   s l u r b y

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

my after dinner acktibities

a quick
b u s i n e s s   t r i b

it's
e u b e r   h o t

so
I amb ready teu go in
for some
t l c

yess yesss
I habbs been seuber
i t c h y

and
the Mom habbs noticed
r e d   l i c k   s b o t s

so
while the Nurse hobes
t h e   g o o b
helbs

the Groomer
gibbs me a good
scratching
b r u s h i n g

and

here I amb

modelling

m y   f e f f e r s

ummm
yeu know what

the sun iss going
d i m

it iss
F r i d a y

and
I whas finking
h m m m m m

it seems like
there iss
s o m e   s b e s h u l l   f i n g
whee kneed teu deu

yess yessssss
yeu guessed it

it iss time for
our regular sbecktackular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu

ahhhh
b u l l y

*rassle it*

*smoke it*

*check it*

settle in
and
* c h e u   i t *

and now
ass I lay me down
teu
s w e e b

I refleck a moment
on
y e s t e r d a y

I dream a moment
ob
t e u m o r r o w

and

I count

the blessings

ob

t e u d a y

o yess
and now for
our soshull media challenge
day 3

Rex Giovanni Schulle

inbited me teu join in the bositibity challenge going a round on Face Book.

For fibe days, I bost free bositibbs fings about my day...

1. While I lost a dear friend, entirely teu soon, teu the RB teuday...
My grief is tembered wif whonderful memories
ob the many chuckles, the abundance of smiles
and the genuine character that iss
General Barclay MacArthur.
Our brayers go ub for his Sweet Mom teunight,
and whee send our lubbs.

2. Ebbery moment ob thiss day whas great... from the nab, 

teu the sweet roll, teu the big forough brushing,

teu the training, teu the tasty dinner teu...
the cheu.

I cherish them all.

3. Free Whords:

F R I D A Y   N I G H T   W R I G H T S.