Friday Night Wrights: Time Flies... A Vast Array of Hodge Podges, Odds, Ends and Sundry Assortments

Habby Friday
and
Whellcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights

T I M E   F L Y S

. . .
A Bast A Ray
ob
Hodge Bodges
Odds and Ends
and
Sundry A Sortments

*nods*
it habbs been
a   m i c k s e d   b a g
kind ob wheek

so
let's get started wif

our regular feature
what iss called
wheek ends fly by teu fast
yess yesss
it seems like
whee go out

whee come back in

whee

r e l a c k s

. . .

m i l l   a   b o u t
a bit

scan
the berimeter

may be
check the wheffer

bick the berfeckt
b u s i n e s s   l o c a t i o n

c o m e   a   r u n n i n g
when called*

*and when The Sbirit moobs uss

then there iss
the sbeshullties

like

s e c o n d   b r e a k f a s t

some times

a breakfast blatter bick ub

some times
the resident Chef brebared
s g r a m b l e d   e g g s

baired
on okayshun
wif
a   c h i c k e n   t e n d e r

and

a   n i c e   w h a l k

*sigh*
butt
then
~ juss like that ~
it

iss

ober

teu

soon

and then
it iss once more time for

our regular feature
what iss called
Monday

where
the Mom goes a whay ... BOO
the Mom comes home ... YAY

whee go out
whee deu a few fings

whee come in

whee deu a few odder fings

and then

it iss

t i m e   f o r   t h e   b i g   b e d

*yawn*

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

a random feature

what iss called

BIG flags

the Mom saw

thiss BIG one

wif

the berry dramatickal skies

on

Saturday

down in

Clear Lake

and then

thiss BIG one

on

Teusday

 a cubble ob blocks
from
the facktory

and that brings uss teu

a nodder in our series

our regular feature

what iss called

Teu Fasst Teusday

there iss juss
t i m e
teu
s h n i f f

t i m e

teu

s w e e t   r o l l

t i m e
teu
r u n   i n n

t i m e

teu

swing a round for a

s e c u r i t y   c h e c k

and then

* b l i n k *

and it iss time for

our regular feature

what iss called

Ackademia Whednesday

yess yesss yessss yessssss yesssssssss

my faborite

and

yibbeeeeee

the Mom iss home

I join her in her dressing reum

stick my head in

h e r   s e c r e t   b a g

and bull out

t h i s s   s w e l l   c r i n g l e   m o n k e y

and

wif great relucktance

I goes out wif out her

quick quick
a bout
my businesses

and

back in side

for
a bit ob

m o n k e y   b u s i n e s s

c r i n g l e
m o n k e y   b u s i n e s s

that iss
. . .
and here iss me
lisstening teu
t h e   l a w n   c r e u
wheu habbs shown ub teuday

and now
that brings uss teu
our related feature
what iss called
the traditional chobbing ob the chee

there iss

the bringing out ob
the zib locks
and then

the bringing out ob
the chee

there iss
t h e   c h o b b i n g

the bagging

t h e   t a s t e   t e s t i n g

and then
ob course
the bagging ob
t h e   l i b b e r s

and then on a counta

the Mom's lame berry sad story

" I whas ub at 3:30 and working by 4:00
I amb sooo tired "

*looks interested*

whee take
a   t e n   m i n u t e   b r e a k

and
I amb
h a b b y   t e u   o b l i g e

in fack
I cood

r e a l l y   g e t   i n   t e u   i t

butt

ten minutes iss
a l l   w h e e   c a n   s b a r e

a quick
l a s s t   c a l l

a quick
i n n

and then when
t h e   T r o l l e y   w h i s s t l e s

whee are
a l l   a b o a r d

for
My Skool

where

when whee arribes for our
Combetition Essentials Class

my instrucktor
assks me

Reufus
blease teu demonstrate yeur
offering on cue
what iss
[I habbs seberal butt the fun one iss]

" t e l l   m e   a   s t o r y "

thiss iss where
I offer yeu
t r i c k s

ob my choice
and then

after free or four
the Mom Handler says
" then what habbened "
or

" what else can yeu deu "

and when the story iss ober
I jumb for
f r e e   t a s t y   t r e a t s
*bow*

and then after that
I bracktiss my
h e e l   f r e w   d i s s t r a c k s h u n s

while the class whorks on
jumbs

then

whee blay

g e t   i t   g a m e s
what whee folllow

wif
b o d y   a w h a r e n e s s   g a m e s

yess yesss
I deu lubbs

g a m e s

then whee deu
h e e l i n g   h e e l i n g   h e e l i n g 

what
I amb tole I
kneed kneed kneed
and now
here I amb taking a

m e n t a l   b r e a k

be tween

my teu classes

. . .

a quick out

teu

the business yard

and now

here I amb
back in teu
m y   l i t t l e   d o r m   r e u m

while
the Mom Handler runs teu
the business reum

all's well
butt
the Mom shood bring
m y   s h e e t
teu cubber thiss little dorm reum
neckst wheek
*some what sadly nods*

butt for now
whee steb on teu
the arena floors
and
the Handler says
" m a t "

and here I amb
showing yeu
m y   o f f   s w i t c h

and when class starts
whee whork on
s b e e d y   t u r n   g a m e s

and then
d i r e c k t e d   r e t r i e b e s
what iss
whay harder
than yeu

might fink
*chuckles*

ebidently
thiss iss a game
where I amb only teu take

t h e   i n t e n d e d   t r e a t

and knot
b o a f   t r e a t s
*looks quizzickal*
*shakes head*

whee all so deu

heeling ecksersizes

distrackshun eckersizes

imbulse control eckersizes

what are all

b i g   f u n

and then

. . .

that brings uss teu

our tired ass feature

what iss called

n i g h t   n i g h t

Deer Lord
I lubbs
M y   S k o o l
amen

*zzzzzzzzzz  zzzzzzzz zzz*

- - - - -

and now that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Fursday

yibbeee
the Mom iss home 

the lawn iss freshly mown

and juss wright for
a   s w e e t   r o l l

 yeah yeah
really gotta
t a k e   i t   a l l   i n

check it again
ass iff in
diss beliebs

 and then head
inn

for a bit ob
l u b b s   t i m e

a bit ob teebee

and

c u d d l e s

ob course

* x o x o x o x *

. . .

and now

wif my foughts still on

the sweet roll
 it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
stuff in my back yard

and there iss

thiss

thiss stubborn hell bent

b i n e

and

thiss wheed

wif
b r i g h t   r e d   f l o w e r s

what
the butterflies and hummer birds
l u b b s

and

I deu knot know why

butt whee all whays habbs

a half duzzen

f e f f e r s

from

a   c h i g g i n

or may be a dubb

*nods*

. . .

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Friday Morning

and

*whisbers*
yibbbbeeeeeeee

the Mom iss on

b a y c a y s h e e o n

so whee

s w e e b   i n n
juss a bit

and like
a gentle man ob leeshure
I linger in
m y   j a m m i e s

and then
lo and be hole
*buts teu and teu teugeffer*
the Handler begins teu
c h o b   t h e   c h e e

yesss yesssssss
treats bagged
gear gaffered

I amb sure
whee habbs
a   f u n   d a y
ahead

and now
here I amb
out for
l a s s t   c a l l

can yeu hear the Mom
urging me
" Reufus ... business "

what
I deu eben-chew-ally
t r a n s a c k t

*nods*

and then

*trolley whisstle*

whee
and
a l l   m y   s t u f f

are
a l l   a b o a r d
the Trolley
. . .
k r a f t y   k 9   r o u t e
ob course

for
a bribate
yessssss
w o n   o n   w o n   l e s s o n

teu

s t e u d y

for my neckst goal

what iss

p r e - n o v i c e   o b e d i e n c e

*gulb*

and
whee whorked on
ring entries
line ubs
taking off the leash
*scratches head ober how hard that iss*
off leash heeling
figyeur 8s
figyeur 8s
figyeur 8s
figyeur 8s
transitions
my on off switch
recalls wif a twist
stands
stand for ecksam

and wif
m a j o r   h u g e   &   m a n y   f a n k s
teu
Our Awesome Instrucktors and Mentors
. . .
whee are deuing
k i n d a   ...   b r e t t y   ...   g o o d
in bracktiss any whays

now teu teach
the Mom Handler
teu
b e   t h e   s a m e   b e r s o n
in
the show ring
ass she iss in
the bracktiss ring ... the back yard ... the libbing reum
*nods*
*tuff order for the staff I habbs teu whork wif*
*sigh*
- - -
and now
t h e   T r o l l e y   a w h a i t s

whee

b o a r d

check our whatches
. . .
it iss early yet

so
whee decide teu take
the casa de Reufus route

taking the time
for
a bit ob
c h a l k   t a l k

i'm a good boy
i amb awe - some
what a good boy
...
q: what whas i finking
when i whas finking teu leabes the arena
a: a drink and a wee
. . .
and now
look look
whee arribe back at
C A S A   d e   R E U F U S

o my
whee don't often real eyes it
butt
the dead becan towers ober uss
*whibes tears*

and now
here I amb
o u t

a little business
a little relacks ayshun

and then
a little sweet roll

whaller
whaller
roll

hob ub
and
shake off

then
. . .
ackt ass if
i t
nebber habbened

come running when called
butt
run wright basst

teu
check the berimeter
check the gate
check the trash can

and now
wif
much on the agenda
the Mom deliberates
. . .
whork on
transitioning me
teu
 f r e e d o m   s t a y s
or
leabes me in the kennel
where I run teu
when she iss about teu leabe

she all so finks teu

take me wif her

butt it iss

s o   b e r r y   s t i n k i n g   h o t

so

home in my little reum

I amb

. . .

missing first stob

Auburn Kennels

stocker ob all fings tasty

yess yesss

and wif a few odder stobs after whard

. . .

the Mom now arribes home for

our regular feature

what iss called

Friday Home For Good

and
here I come
busting out ob
my little reum

for
our regular feature
what iss called
out and about

o yess yesss
I deu
stob and enjoy
the glorious sun shine

shortly juss be fore i
...
s h n o o f   d r o b   &   s w e e t   r o l l

*whaller whaller whaller*

and
for good measure
*a few more shnoofings*

and now
out ob the heat
and
in teu the cool

that brings uss teu

our regular feature
what iss called our
The Traditonal Fambily Nab

and wif
quite the whork out
thiss morning

I amb quite

n a b   r e a d y

ass
I direckt the Staff
teu
cue the tower fan, lebel teu... blease

cue the ceiling fan, lebel free... blease

cue the remote teu

*buts on fedora and sun glasses*

o u r   g u i l t y   b l e a s u r e

shhh shhhhhhhh
*whisbers*
tee     emm     zeeee

what whee whatch
what whee deu knot whatch
from 2 - 3 pm

and then

when

e l l e n

comes on

whee are tembted teu

get ub

and

d a n c e

butt
in stead

whee
* f e e t s y   d a n c e *

equal barts
hib hob
ball reum
whalltz
cha cha
and
tang go

yess yesss

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

my toy ob the wheek

and
thiss wheek's high light
goes teu
c r i n g l e   m o n k e y

*cringle cringle*
he iss
a   g o o d   m o n k e y

*whisbers*
he
isss

and now

that brings uss teu

our sbeshull delibery feature

what iss called

backage 1

yess yesss
while whee are focusing on
Our Bearland Little League
Whorld Series run

I deu receibe
a berfiormance in hancing backage

yess yessss
the auto shib from my beterinarian
for
D A S U Q U I N

I takes one ebbery morning.
I habbs no joint broblems
. . .
I hobes teu nebber habbs one

and now
out ob order butt still
. . .
our sbeshull delibery feature
backage 2

m o n k e y   c l i b s
from
my the Aunt Karen

seriously
fink ob
a l l   t h e   b r a c k t i c k a l   u s e s

and then
there iss this
. . .
m o n k e y s
on the clibs

*ha ha ha ha ha*

and that brings uss teu

our sbeshull delibery feature

what iss called

*beeb beeb beeb*

a nodder title in the house

and
when whee got it
it whas kinda
w h a d d e d   u b
in the mail bocks

so
whee
s t r a i g h t e n   i t   o u t
ass much ass whee can

and in side
. . .
yess yesss
a letter

and then
M Y   R A L L Y   N O V I C E   T I T L E

yesss yessssss
I amb habby

I amb broud

and
I amb some what mourn full
on a counta
I wood lubbs teu deu it all again
*nods*
- - - - -
and now that brings uss teu
our sbeshull delibery feature
backage 3

stocking ub on
my kibbles
HORIZON LEGACY

and now that brings uss teu
our sbeshull delibery feature
backage 4

yess yessss

My Little Wholf Treats

libbers

and
d u c k s

and teu
in the name ob
s t i n k y   t r e a t s
*mmmm*
da aroma

l a m b   l o a f

I deu lubbs
when whee
a u b u r n   k e n n e l s   d a y

on a counta
they habbs
f r e s h   t r e a t s

whee recently obened ub
fibe bags ob My Little Wolf treats
what were burchased at BetsMart
. . .
and they were full ob
m o l d

*aaaaaack*

and now it's time for

our regular feature

what iss called

let's go back out ob doors

and here I amb
o u t s t a n d i n g
in my grasses

checking
berry imbortant fings

and ub there
iss berry
bleu skies

and down here
there iss

thiss sbot
wright here
" x "

and yeu know
what that means
*snooter down*

and

*sweet roll*

*leg kick*

*whaller*

*whiggle whiggle*

aaaaaand
*shake it off*

and now
that brings uss teu
our brobriety feature
what iss called
My Sitting Down Photo Sheut

yess yessss
donning my
barty bones
neckwhare

my
grass cologne

and wif my
h e d g i t a r i a n   f o u g h t s

I amb gibbing yeu my
mmmm tasty libbers

and my
knot gonna look

and my
c a n   k n o t   r e s i s t   l i b b e r s

and now that

our sheut

iss

comblete

let's blease teu go
in ob doors

for
my berry faborite feature ob all
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

bowl ... check
measuring cub ... check

can from the bantry ... check

freuts and drizzles from the frige ... check check

~ scoob ~ bob can ~ sboon ~
~ drizzle ~
~ chob ~
~ garnish ~

and now
for
Teunight's Feature
~salmon and legumes kibbles
fresh green beans a la can
grizzle salmon oil drizzle
wif
whatter melon garnish

tastily baired wif
Ozarka Sbring Whatters

and ob course
good manners
and
~ grace ~

a quick check wif
the Chef

and
*nomnomnomnomnom*

yesss yesssss
my dinner manners
are berry brobber
butt
I can knot control
m y   d r o o l e r

and

here I amb

whashing it all down

[geesh ... the Maid kneeds teu tidy my reum]
and that brings uss teu

our seuber sbeshull regular feature
what iss called
My Recumbent Photo Sheut

gibbing yeu
a bit ob
s p h y n c k s

wif a bit ob
c h i l l

gibbing yeu
a bit ob
d i s t a n t

and
juss a little
s h y

ok
knot so shy
ass juss
gibbs me the libbers

and now
here iss
re g a l

in boaf
brofile
and
f u l l   a t t e n s h u n

and now
for some fing
different

and all so
quite familiar

the Photographer and I
re-groubs

for
a bit ob
s i t
*scoffs*

a bit ob
- - -
S U R B R I S E
*big eyes*

what I follow ub wif
*a.d.d. moment*
mmmm wheu's grilling

*clears froat*
and now
before whee goes in

allow me
the bleasure ob
o n e   l a s s t   s w e e t   r o l l

wif
a bit more
*sceut sceut sceut*

the
wreck quizzit shake

and a
s l o w   m o t i o n   z e u m

sort ob a
l a z y   l a b

butt
I still beat the Wharden Mom

teu
the borch

and now

it iss time for

our knot so offten feature

what iss called
a short bit ob the Mom time

yeu know

on a counta

she likes teu eat dinner

and whatch the knew

. . .

and then she hears me

s h m a c k i n g

on some fing in the big bed reum

and
comes running
teu find me
wif
a   b a g   o b   l i b b e r   t r e a t s

The Mom: Reufus, yeu can knot juss steal

a bag ob treats off the counter.

Me: Wif all deu resebeckt, Mom...

Yess yesss I can.

and then

she took em from me

j u s s

l i k e

t h a t

and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu

and
some times
wif a
b u l l y   s t i c k

yeu habbs teu
show it
w h e u   i s s   t h e   b o s s

yeu habbs teu
r a s s l e   i t

and
s m o k e   i t

bee fore
settling in for
a   b o l i t e   c h e u

and now

wif

our wheek drawing teu a close

m y   f o u g h t s

turn teu

all the stresses and strifes

the manny wrongs

the ebils in the whorld

. . .

and

my heart iss full ob fanks

for

m y   w h o n d e r f u l   l i f e

the nice bedding in the closet

the REUFUS comforter on the big bed

and berry mose imbortantly

~

The Mom

and
All My Friends