Friday Night Wrights: Keeping It Real Edition

Habby Friday

and

Welcome

teu

Friday Night Wrights
Keebing It Real
Edition

yess yessss

the last cubble ob wheeks

habbs been bretty

u n r e a l

and

my the Agent

feels it iss imbortant teu keebs me

g r o u n d e d

so whee are deuing

juss that

. . .

and now it iss time for

our regular feature

what iss called

m y   b e r r y   g r o u n d e d   w h e e k e n d

yess yesss
I sbent
time out ob doors

s u r b a y i n g
my kingdom

and
juss being
a   r e g u l a r   b o y

ob course

there are

t h e   b u s i n e s s   t r i b s

mark-it analysis
fleas-ability studies
. . .

site ebalyeuayshuns

and then
a sense ob
f r e e d o m
when

b u s i n e s s   t r a n s a c k s h u n s
iss comblete

o

o

o

quick quick

a l l   a   b o a r d

for

our regular feature

what iss called

trolley trib for a second breakfast

yess yessss
if there iss
any single fing
 I lubbs more than
f i r s t   b r e a k f a s t

 it iss
s e c o n d   b r e a k f a s t

and
here I amb at
Whataburger

 ordering my
yeus-yeu-all
. . .
break fast blatter wif crisby bacon

 and
*blushes*
they know uss here

so

our eggs are

fluffy and a blenty

and

our bacon iss eckstra crisby

and like all whays

whee sabes the biss-kit for a nodder day

then nebber remembers teu eat it
. . .
it iss
a   s h a m e
really

iffin only
that tasty biss-kit
cood be barked un attended on the counter
for juss
o n e   h o t   m i n u t e

butt
no.
no biss-kit trust.
no no. not teuday.

*ffffffffffffff*

- - - - -

and now

before I can grow a customed teu

habbing a normal wheek end

. . .

s a i d   w h e e k e n d

iss ober

. . .

and now for

our regular feature

what iss called

*ugh*

Monday

when the Staff
returns teu bart time deuty
butt it iss wif
b i g   f a n   f a i r
. . .
the Mom returns
home

yess yesss

when the Mom iss home

the sky iss bleu

the business iss done

the berimeter iss secured
the gate iss locked

and now
in ob doors
where I receibe
n o   c e l e b r i t y   t r e a t m e n t

I takes
a   n a b
juss like ebbery body else

and
I
b r u s h   m y   f e f f e r s
one leg at a time

juss like

ebbery body else

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Teusday

whee habbs a bit ob
r a i n
teuday

so
the grasses are
whet
and the skies are
b i n k

then
b i n k i s h   o r a n g e

and
my feffers are
c u r l y

blease teu eckscuse me
. . .
berry imbortant
i n b e s t i g a t i o n
wright here. wright now.

and because it iss

a facktory night

before yeu know it
. . .
it iss time for
b i g   b e d

and now

yeu guess it

it iss time for

my berry faborite feature

what iss called

Ackademia Whednesday

and
whee kick it off
in
grand style

wif
*drumb roll*
t h e   t r a d i t i o n a l   c h o b b i n g    o b
t h e   c h e e

= whill offer a quick trick for a chee =
*nom nom*
and then
t h e   b a g   o b   c h e e
iss
ready for the freezer

and whee moobs on teu
the neckst task
what iss
the chobbing ob the
l a m b   l o a f

all under
my berry care full
s n e u b e r b i s i o n
ob course

and then
it iss time teu
w h a i t

and
b u s i n e s s

and
w h a t c h
for
the traditional butting on ob
t h e   s k o o l   s h e u s

and then

" A L L   A   B O A R D "

whee hob in
t h e   t r o l l e y

for
the short butt glorious trib
teu

. . .
M y   S k o o l
. . .

and
here I amb
be fore my class

looking
f r e s h
r e a d y   t e u   g o

and
juss a bit like
I   o w n   t h e   b l a y c e

and then
t h e   f u n
starts
ass
I whork on
n e u   a b b r o a c h e s
teu sharben
o l d   s k i l l s

and

after a while

the Mom Handler

habbs me deu some

h e e l i n g   a n d   h a l t s

on thiss runner out side the ring

and then I taken

a   l i t t l e   r e u m   b r e a k

[yeu can juss barely see me...
in the crate what abbears teu be under the red fingy]
teu
l i s t e n   c a r e f u l l y
&
t a k e   g o o d   n o t e s
while
my first class continyeus

ob course

I fink

I shood be out there

come on
Coach Mom
but me in ... one more time

butt
she deus knot

in stead
whee takes a trib teu
t h e   b u s i n e s s   y a r d

and
here I amb
r e a d y

for my
t r a i n   t e u   w h i n
class

where
whee whork on
t r a i n i n g   c u e s

and
f o c u s

and
r e b b i n g   m y   i n j i n n

and
m o o b i n g   s i t s
what were
b i g   f u n

and
the Mom's Handler's bersonal faborite
what iss
d i s t r a c k s h u n   h e e l i n g

on a counta
shee seems teu fink
whee need that
a   l o t
*tuts*

and then

when the class iss teu learn

s h a b i n g   m a t   b e h a b i o r

. . .

I amb

t h e   b o y

wheu's

M o m   f o r g o t   t e u   b r i n g   a   m a t

*bouts*

I can hardly whait teu whork on

t h e   m a t   g a m e

on a counta

I deu lubbs

s h a b i n g

butt for now
it iss time for
b i g   b e d

night night

- - - - -

and now that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Fursday

such a bretty day

whee head out for

a   s u n n y   s t r e t c h

and
a   s h a d y   s h n i f f

what iss really
juss a reuse
teu
n a b   a   h e d g i t a r i a n   s n a c k

and wif
the sounds ob
"no Reufus NO sbit it O U T"
wringing in my ears

I sbit it

o u t

- - - - -

and then a short while later

on a nodder outing

I amb

s h o c k e d

teu look up and see

d a r k   s k i e s

and

l i g h t n i n g

so
whee run
wright back in ob doors

teu settle in for

a   s t o r m y   n i g h t

and then

rise teu greet

our faborite feature

what iss called

*angels sing*

F R I D A Y

and then after
breakfast and businesses

it iss time

teu

get the Mom ready for the facktory

beg the Mom

blease bretty blease

teu knot go

butt wif

the bromise ob

a   n e w   a n d   w h o n d e r   f u l l   d a y

I

dress her

kiss her

and

send her on her whay

. . .

and that brings uss teu

a rare facktory feature

what whee call

t h e  s k y   i s s   f a l l i n g

and it iss
b e r r y   b e r r y   w h e t

ugh

it iss a mess

butt
shee beels ub her sketches

and blaces them
in the serber reum
teu dry

fore chewnuttly
t h e   f l e e t   o b   a s s e s
whirr safely
high and dry

and now enough about that

let's get back teu

w h y   w h e e   a r e   a l l   h e r e

. . .

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Friday After Facktory

yay
the Mom iss
h o m e
and
I hear backages

what means it's time for
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday Bounty

and
teuday's bounty
iss brought teu uss
by whay ob the Brocurement Officer
and
. . .
Kroger

and
I amb bleased teu rebort teu yeu
inside thiss bag isss
*drumb roll*
a   b a k e d   c h i g g i n

and
wright here
. . .
w h a t
iss
t h i s   s h m e l l
on the Mom's bants

hmmmmfffff
I amb knot able teu determine
butt
here I amb wif
m y   l e u t

baked chiggin
teu hunks ob whatter melon
sbring whatters
and juss a few fings for the Mom

and now
out for a bit ob business

where
I deu all so follow
t h e   s q u i r r e l   s e u b e r   h i g h w h a y

what leads
wright here

wright ub
thiss tree

butt suddenly
I hear my name called

and it iss time for

our regular feature

what iss called

our traditional Friday fambily nab

and
thiss iss how teu
d e u   i t

ob course
it iss imbortant
all so
teu
w h a l l e r
a bit

and it nebber hurts teu
c u r l   u b
in order teu maintain
maximum real estate

at least un till
I get
b o r e d

and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Friday Afternoon in the Kingdom
known teu otters ass
In and Out and In and Out

and here I amb
obb serbing

gibbing yeu
m y   g e n t l e m a n   b r o f i l e

and
a little lift ob
t h e   n o s e

why muss yeu

inquire

ob me

what amb I
deuing

I amb
s t a n d i n g   h e r e
I amb
e n j o y i n g   m y   k i n g d o m

and now it iss time for
a sub title feature
what whee call
Our Friday After Noon Photo Sheut

I am gibbing yeu
t h e   s w e e t

and now
on a counta
the Photographer habbs asked for
m y   g o o d   b o y   e a r s

I amb
h i d i n g
them

and bretending
I deu knot know what yeu mean

*smirk*

*giggles*
and now whee return teu
our regular
In and Out Feature

and
here I amb

o u t s t a n d i n g

wright wright
outstanding on my borch

looking looking looking
l o o k i n g

I really can deu thiss
for
h o u r s

I amb berry
b a y s h u n t

until
a lizard darts across the fence
a squirrel makes a run for it

and then
like a
f l a s h

off I go
i n   b u r s u i t

and then
when I hear my name
here I
c o m e
[more effectibbs at dinner time]

and sbeaking ob

t i m e

it ISS time

 for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

and
yessss ma'am

I abbroobs ob
what yeu are deuing there

ass yeu
shred the chiggin

o
yesss yesssssssss

and now
teunight's menu
salmon and legume kibbles
fresh green beans
baked chiggin all white meat
drizzle ob grizzly salmon oil
fresh whatter melon tobber

yesss ma'am
it sounds
t a s t y
teu me

and now
baired wif
Frexh Ozarka Sbring Whatters

and
g o o d   m a n n e r s

it iss time teu
n o m

n o m   n o m   n o m   n o m
n o m

and ass
I habbs all whays said
. . .
yeu can judge the tastiness ob a meal
by
the blacement ob the bowl after whards
*nods*

and now for

our regular feature

what iss called

Our After Dinner Outing

and
on a counta it iss
a   b u s i n e s s   t r i b

I amb on
m y   s t r i n g

mission accomblished
and now
*ummmm*

I fear
the mighty gaggle ob
n a b k i n   s h r e d d i n g   s q u i r r e l s

habbs busted in
and left uss wif
thiss may hem

butt that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
The Staff Takes A Break

teu whatch the news
teu feed her own selb
and when I diss abbear
. . .
she finds me
h e r e

resting by
m y   t r a i n i n g   g e a r

sending
s u b   b l i m i n a l   m e s s a g e s

I whant teu
b l a y

and iffin knot
I brobose it iss
t i m e

yess yesssss yessssssss
yessssss

for

our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu

and now
here I
w h a i t i n g
wif my
fully funcktional sitter

and
the cheu ob the ebening
iss
*drumb roll*

b u l l y
s t i c k

sooooo good
I can hardly beliebes
my eyes

and now I
c h a l l e n g e
the stick 

and then
s m o k e   i t

mmmm  mmmmmm mmmmmmmm

*smacks libs and licks baws*

and now

let's head out ob doors

for

our regular feature

what iss called

fings in my kingdom

and

the first fing

I wood like teu show yeu

iss

thiss gorgeous

b l e u   s k y

and
ub there in
my little oak tree
. . .
a   d u b b   n e s t

and ober there

iss

our garden

t h e   j u n g l e

yesss yessss
the Gardener kneeds teu hire a Gardner
on a counta
whell
. . .
yeu see

and now
I wood like teu beform
a   m a j i c k   t r i c k
. . .
now yeu see me

and
a b r a   c a d a b r a
*boof*
now yeu don't

and now
my Friends
it iss time
for
a l l   s w e e t   b o y s
teu go teu big bed

[blease teu bardon my bedding what iss in total diss array
-
it tooken me a long time teu get it thiss whay]

and ass

thiss whonder full wheek
comes teu a close
I refleckt on
o n e   b i g   f i n g
I habbs learned

~

t h e   b e a u t y   i n   l i f e
lies in
e b b e r y   d a y   d e t a i l s

~

let's knot whaist a minute.