Friday Night Wrights: Little Plans / Big Surprises Edition

Habby Friday

and

Welcome

teu
Friday Night Wrights
Little Blans
Big Surbrises
Edition

and by

little blans

I mean whee habbs
no blans
for thiss wheek

and
some times

that's when

the berry best

b i g   s u r b r i s e s

habbens

and so
let's get started

wif

our regular feature

what iss called

My Saturday

and

yess yessss

whee a whakened wif

a   h u g e   s u r b r i s e

. . .

Aug. Ust. First.

69 degrees F

and
*drumb roll*
l o w   h y e u m i d i t y

*look ob shock and diss beliebs*

. . .

and so it iss
that the Mom Gardener

got ub and out early teu tackle

a dead butt stubborn shrub

no be fore photos

butt

hedge trimmer - hedge clibber

and then

chain saw

*crosses baws and says prayers
on a counta the Chef kneeds
teu arms and teu hands teu feed me*

later

and

here iss

t h e   a f t e r

ob course
I sneuberbised
t h e   e n t i r e   o r e   d e a l

esbeshully
t h e   h e d g e t a b l e s

I did all so

blay
w h a t t e r   b o y
when

the Gardener's breaked for

her inter mittened rest

all and all

a   b e r r y   u n e c k s i t i n g   d a y

. . .

butt that brings uss teu

a whonder full feature

what I call

the Mom feels guilty for

The Negleckt ob Saturday

My Big Sunday

and wif

the bromise ob
a   b i g   a d b e n t u r e

the trolley whisstle
a call ob
a l l   a b o a r d
and
off whee go

where
o
w h e r e
whill whee go

yesss yesssssssss

first stob

t h e   b a r k

yess yesss

whee some times come

h e r e

teu

t r a i n

on the tennis courts

butt

teuday

whee come teu

mosely in the name ob

f u n

teu
l e a d
teu
c e l e b r a t e

teu
s h n i f f

teu
i n b e s t i g a t e

teu bracktiss
m y   s i t   /   s t a y
and
in a berry rare moment ob
t r u s t

the Mom drobs
m y   s t r i n g
and I
*gasb*
s i t

this bark habbs
t h e   b e s t   t r e e s
and that one be hine me
iss loaded wif
d u b b s

and they whirr busy
m a k i n g   b a b y   d u b b s
*big eyes*
. . .
look at thiss
b i g   o l e   o a k

there iss juss
so berry much teu
s e e
bretty fings
smelly fings

and
. . .
s c a r y   f i n g s
like
b i g   h o l e s

wif metal fings on tob
what let yeu see teu
c h i n a
. . .
I whas baralyzed wif
fear
and att the same time
messmarized wif
c u r i o s i t y

butt yeu know what
curiosity
did teu the cat
*moobing a long*
. . .
here whee are finking
whee cood come for
a   b i c k   n i c k

the Mom
inbited me ub on the bench
butt
I brefer
t h e   t a b l e

and now
time for more
e c k s b l o r i n g

and neckst

whee fink teu try a nodder

s i t   /   s t a y

and
the Photographer
whants teu show yeu
t h i s s   b e n d y   t r e e

wif
d i s t r a c k s h u n s
all a round

I really amb
such
a   g o o d   b o y

yess yessss
and ass whee leabes the bark
whee bass
m y   t r a i n i n g   c o u r t s

and now
here whee are back
in the Trolley
and I amb a whaiting
a drink ob
c o o l   w h a t t e r s

and now that brings uss teu
our surbrise feature
what iss called
My Big Adbenture Bart Teu

yess yessss

o n   t h e   r o a d   a g a i n

wif
t h e   c o o l   a i r s
blowing full blasst

o yeahhhh
I know
t h i s s   T r o l l e y   s t o b

yess yesss
here whee are at
B E T C O
where the bets go

and whee are here
on a counta
the Mom habbs bromissed me
back teu skool toys

what I habbs asked for:
a lunch tray
a bencil
crayons
butt berry sadly
our store iss lame
wif their
no back teu skool toys
*whimbers*

whee are all so here
teu deu a bit ob
d i s t r a c k s h u n   t r a i n i n g
and there were
a blenty

butt
I berformed really whell
and made
f r i e n d s
wif the Hills Science Diet Lady
*nods*
. . .
and when the Trolley whisstles
I hob on board

for
the trib back teu whards
h o m e

*whonders*
whill whee make a nodder stob
*hobes*
b u r g e r   f r i e s   i c e   c r e a m

it iss
a   f u n   t r i b
wif the songs and the chit chat
butt there are
no inter mittened stobs
*wibes tear*

that's wright

when the Trolley stobs

whee are

h o m e   s w e e t   h o m e

and that brings uss teu
the neckst bart ob
My Big Sunday feature

what iss called
A Sunday Sunday

wright
out ob
my freezer

and
serbed under
the shade ob my little oak tree

wif a side ob
g o o d   m a n n e r s
and then those magick whords
" g e t   i t "

*lick lick lick lick lick*

*lick lick lick*

*lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick*

*lick lick lick lick lick lick lick*

*lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick*

*lick lick lick lick lick*

*lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick*
*stand ub for better leberage*

*lick lick lick lick*

*LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK*

*lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick*

*LICK LICK LICK*

*deeb breaf*
*lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick*

*lick lick lick lick lick lick*

*lick lick lick*

*lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick*

*lies back down*
*lick lick lick lick lick lick*

ummm
berhabs neckst time
whee can faw it out a little

*lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick*

and now
. . .
look Ma

a l l   d o n e
and it whass
t a s t y

and now
ass whee close out
our wheekend

I offer yeu
a wee feature
what iss called
a mini ebening photo sheut

and
here I amb gibbing yeu
w h i d e   e y e s

while the Mom says
I amb reminding her ob
The Bleu
. . .
w h i s s t   f u l l

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

The Longest Day ob The Wheek

yeb
Monday

when
Moms return teu Facktories

and
Little Boys return teu their Little Reums

it iss
s a d
really

so
*zzzzeum*

that's wright
r i b b i n g   i t

and
a   r o m b i n g   i t

lab after lab afer
z e u m y   l a b

I amb letting it all
h a n g   l o o s e

w h i z z z z i n g
basst the Mom

f i g   y e u r   8
round the hot tub

and now
h e d g e t a r i a n   s n a c k

ha ha ha

there iss
n u f f i n g   l i k e   z e u m i e s
teu take the stress out ob
a Monday

and after
 a berimeter and gate check

whee head in ob doors
for
a sbeshull feature
what iss called
Mister Mail Man Left Me A Backage

and whell

it shmells

g o l d e n

the label says

Morris Animal Foundation Cancer Research

and their
Golden Retrieber Life Time Study

n e a r   a n d   d e a r
teu
o u r   h e a r t s

and
inside the backage

a tee shirt
for
the Mom

yess yessss
shee iss berry definitely in her
g o l d e n   y e a r s

in more whays than
one
*ducks*

and now
that brings uss teu
a sbeshull feature
what iss called
I amb knot sbosed teu be in thiss chair

whell
knot unless
I amb inbited
and
when the photo sheut iss ober
. . .
whell

I amb
q u i t e   c o m f y
really

and now

after a brief bit ob

l a s s t   c a l l   b u s i n e s s e s

and a berry bright
getting ready for seuber

 m o o n

it iss time for

a berry sweet feature

what iss called

c u d d l e   t i m e

*whisbers*
yesss yesssssss

My the Mom
says

thiss iss
the time ob day

when
I start teu fink
about

~ getting in teu Heaben ~

on a counta
I amb gibbing yeu my
s w e e t

and my
l u b b y

my

a n g e l l i c k

*sigh*
ahhhhh
f a n k   y e u

for sorting
m y   e a r
and ob course
my neckwhare

xoxoxox

n i g h t .   n i g h t .

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Teusday

 o yess yessss
what I deu lubbs the mose about
Teusday
iss
s w e e t   r o l l s

starting wif

my batented

s i d e   s l i d e

and tob it off wif

w i g g l e   a n d   k i c k   k i c k   k i c k

get ub

and then

fink teu

d e u   i t   a g a i n

. . .
uh
what

o
and
how whas yeur day
Mom

uh huh
uh huh
uh huh
uh huh
. . .
o
doh

o I deu
w h i s h
the Mom cood abbreciate
s t o b   d r o b   a n d   r o l l
the facktory stresses a whay

eben a quick
z z z z z e u m 
might helb

and now
that brings uss teu
our fun feature
what iss called
mat training

yeu all know
my berry mose faboritest fing
iss
learning fings by
s h a b i n g

it iss
a   f u n   g u e s s i n g   g a m e
and yeu can read more about it
by clicking HERE
. . .
yeu see
the Mom blaces the mat on the floor
she looks at the mat
and
I guess what she whants me teu deu

she rewhards me
for
each increment
and then
when I guess corecktly
. . .
j a c k b o t

I amb berry good at shabing
and
it tooken less than a minute
for me teu guess
l i e   d o w n   o n   t h e   m a t

. . .
and now
a little cooler out side
it iss
time for
one lasst outing

a   b i t   o b   t r a i n i n g
yeu know
tricks
heeling
recalls

and then
our regular feature
what iss called
A Tiny Teusday Photo Sheut

and
I amb gibbing yeu
s w e e t

wif my
f o c u s

ob course
I amb
s t a r r y   e y e d
for the libber

and
here I amb deuing
d i s t a n c e   w h o r k

and now
how a bout a
h a b b y

and a
a r r e u u u u

a little more
l a u g h t e r

and finish wif
a   b i g   s m i l e

now

blease teu scroll back ub

and note

m y   f e e t s i e s
d i d   k n o t   m o o b
*bow*

and now

wif

the light fading

and

the moon wacksing

whee only habs time
for
a quick
z - z - z - z - z

z z z z z z e u m

and that's
how teu habbs a
habby Teusday

and now
Friends
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Ackademia Whednesday
and here iss
me

w h a i t i n g
in
the kitching
for

yeu know
t i m e

time for
the tradtional chobbing ob the chee
and
t r i c k s
and
here I amb
wif a chee on my baw
. . .
gibbing yeu
i m b u l s e   c o n t r o l

*look at the Mom look at the Mom*
*look at the Mom look at the Mom*
*look at the Mom look at the Mom*
and then when a llowed
g e t   t h e   t a s t y   c h e e

and now wif

t h e   c h e e
c h o b b e d   and   b a g g e d

neckst ub iss
l a m b   l o a f

boaf now
c h i l l i n g
in the freezer

and so now
wif big truck day being teumorrow
it iss time teu
gaffer the gar bodge

and then
ob course there iss
l a s s t   c a l l

what iss
lasst chance teu
check the yard

lasst chance teu
find a sbot

lasst chance teu
d e u   t h e   b u s i n e s s

be fore it iss

t i m e

teu

rush in

and
board the Trolley

for
My Skool

where
whee arribes
l a t e

how can yeu arribe
l a t e
when yeu juss libbs
a   h a l f   m i l e   a w h a y

I deu knot know

butt

the Mom finds a whay

and
here I amb taking
m y   b e t w e e n   c l a s s   b r e a k

and now
a quick trib teu
t h e   b u s i n e s s   y a r d

where
berry coincidentally
I deu
s m a l l   b u s i n e s s

and back in side
when my
t r a i n   t e u   w h i n
class starts

whee whork on

my on switch

my lisstening skills
my sits and drobs

distrackshuns
imbulse controls

and
h e e l i n g
wif quick rewards
~ yessss ~

and now
a   f u n n y   s t o r y
I eat anyfing
shrubs, sticks, tisheus, babers, ben cabs, becans
yeu name it

the Mom Handler habbs
a ziblock bag ob chee
and that bag ober turns in her bocket
so now
ebbery time she gibbs me
a   l i n t   d u s t e d   c h e e
I
berry dramatickally like
* a a a c k *

and now

here iss
m e
whorking on my
m a t   b e h a b i o r

the boint
ebidently
iss teu
r e l a c k s

I amb
knot quite there
butt
I whill learn teu
c h i l l

and teu
. . .
ass my Friend commented
" Reufus habbs a twin mat
and he kneeds a King "

class ober
whee head out for
quick business

and
a look at
t h e   n e a r   a l l   m o s e
s e u b e r   m o o n

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Fursday

and

how fun teu be

o u t   a n d   a b o u t

this gloryuss day

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
fings in my back yard

yess yessss
under thiss
b l e u   b l e u   s k y
. . .
h o t   b i n k   m y r t l e   b l e u m

and then

t h i s s   f u l l   b i n k   b l e u m

and
one barshull one

all so
whee habbs a few ob these
h o l e s
whee deu knot know made my what

butt whee fink

cicadas

or

cicada killer whasbs

*boo*

and now
back in side
for
our late wheek feature
what iss called
chilling

chilling
on
the cool tile floors

chilling
on
the hard whood floors

and now
a   b i g   a   n n o u n c e m e n t

our teuday
iss kinda like
F R I D A Y

on a counta
the Mom iss
h o m e   t e u m o r r o w
yay

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Our Fursday Photo Sheut

and now
I gibbs yeu
a   s l i g h t   b r o f i l e

a
t e e n y   b i t   s e r i o u s

and then
j u s s   s w e e t

yo
w h a s s u b

h m m m m f
*frown*

* * *
c o n c e n t r a y s h u n

and
a bit ob
l a u g h t e r

yeu can scroll back ub
my feetsies habbs knot moobed
butt
I release and re-set

*grin*
h e l l o

*snicker*

here I amb
talking about
m y   w h e e k e n d   b l a n s

I amb
s o   e c k s i t e d
I can hardly beliebes it

yess yesss
whee whill maked
the berry mose ob it

and now

let's go

in ob doors

for

our berry sbeshull feature

what iss called

B M I B I M

[berry mose imbortant backage in mail]

omd

it iss from

t h e   A K C

and
OMD OMD OMD
. . .
" i m b o r t a n t   d o c k y e u m e n t "
in closed

what o what o what
cood it be

I amb
b e r r y   e c k s i t e d

and

in side

iss

c o n g r a t u l a y s h u n s

for

my first title

B E G I N N E R   N O V I C E   O B E D I E N C E

and
um
I whant teu be closer teu it

butt
I amb keeing
 a breudent distance

and

here I amb

Reufus Jackson Wright, CGC BN

and now

I eagerly a whait

m y   r a l l y   t i t l e   c e r t i f i c a t e

yesssss

and now
that brings uss teu
our Fursday feature
what iss called
Lasst Call Fursday

and
here I amb
c i c a d a   h u n t i n g

and
there iss
t h e   a l l   m o s e   s e u b e r   m o o n

and now
m o r e   c i c a d a   h u n t i n g

which brings uss teu
our faborite regular feature
what iss called

My Friday

and
wif the day off from the facktory
whee a whaken wif
 b i g   h o b e s
butt
the big Mom tummy ache

so
whee scale back
the blans

and juss
s b e n d   t h e   d a y   t e u g e f f e r

and
here I amb enjoying
m o r n i n g   s u n

yess yessss

I amb
t h e   k i n g   o b   t h e   w h o r l d

and thiss iss
m y   b a n t a g e   b o i n t

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
a sweet roll

roll
~
whaller
~
shake

and now
~
off

teu
look for some fing

where o where
iss
i t

and then

zib zib zib
the squirrel zeums basst

on

tob ob the fence

and
zib zib zib
zzzeum

I amb
in ob doors
for
a short rest

and then
in keebing wif
our regular schedule
what iss
in and out and in and out and
. . .

here I amb
o u t

being
m y   i n d e b e n d e n t   s e l f

and juss
habbing
f u n

and now
when the Mom retriebes
the news baber and the mail

I
w h a t c h

and now
here I amb
b a c k   o u t   o b   d o o r s

for the second half ob
our regular feature
what iss called
a sweet roll bart teu

I amb
gibbing it
m y   a l l

side face
w h a l l e r

and then
time teu get ub

shake it off
and then
. . .
d o w n

teu the left
teu the wright

r o l l
w h i g g l e
w h a l l e r

and now
whee return
i n s i d e

teu
whait it out

what out what
. . .
whait out
t i m e

yesss yesssss
time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

and

teunight's sbeshull
~

salmon and legumes kibbles

fresh green beans
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
fresh whatter melon tobber

yess yesss
I deu lubbs what
the Chef iss deuing there

and now
baired wif
The Ozarka Sbring Whatters

bad photography
and
g o o d   m a n n e r s

o yessss
n o m m y

and now
I deu lubbs teu follow ub
a good meal
wif
a mouf whibing whaller
a quick family reum chill

and then teu
there might be
s o m e   f i n g
on my baw

and now
here whee are for
our regular feature
what iss called
my after dinner outing

what all whays starts wif
t h e   s t a l k

and
here I amb
looking teu
the left

looking teu
the wright

looking
ub the middle

awwwww
c h e e k y

and now
t h e   b r o f i l e

and
whee are off
for some
b u s i n e s s e s

in ob doors

for a few short minutes
and
it's time for
our surbrise wheffer feature
what iss called
f l a s h   s t o r m

funder funder funder

and
r a i n

I fink yeu can brolly hears
my firsty lawn
saying
" a h h h h h h "

yess yesssss
she iss
soaking it ub

and
here iss
m e

whatching it rain
and
w h o n d e r i n g
what iss the Mom deuing
out there

and then ob course
when the storm iss ober
. . .
I slib
o u t

frew
the flood whatters
teu
d e u   b u s i n e s s

and then
c o m e   q u i c k l y
back in

and now

I amb teu bed early teunight
on a counta

I habbs

a   b i g   d a y
teumorrow

and

I amb juss so
f u l l   o b   f a n k s
for
my Friends
my Mom
my Life

yess yessssss
~
l i f e   I S S   g o o d