Friday Night Wrights: Big Birthday, Large Event, Monster Weather & Copius Chilling Edition

Habby Friday

and

Whellcome

teu
Friday Night Wrights
Big Birfday
Large Ebent
Monster Wheffer
and
Cobius Chilling
Edition

yess yesss

ass yeu might guess

our wheek iss

bizzy Bizzy

B I Z Z Y

so let's get started wif

our regular yet seasonal feature

what iss called

Saturday

 and
thiss one starts like

most otters
. . .
tasty breakfasts
a bit ob a lay in

 butt
teudeay
. . .
the airs are a bit

c o o l e r

yess yesssss

teuday whee whitness

o u r   f i r s t   s i g n   o b   f a l l

wright wright

the Mom in

l o n g   b a n t s

juss like a grown berson

and sbeaking ob

grown berson

. . .

I dress her

I but her in the Trolley

I send her teu meet Aunt Dav

for her first

b i r f d a y   s e l l e b r a y s h u n

wif the

s e u b e r   t a s t y   f o o d s

and

a shared crim breulay

 at

The Grand Lux

yess yesss

she iss gone quite a while

frankly

w h e l l   b a s s t   h e r   a f t e r n o o n   c u r f e w

  butt

all iss forgibben
when she brings home
o u r   b i r f d a y   g i f t 

check

it

out

 weu heu
it iss
a l l   a b o u t   m e

and yeu all know
nuffing makes the Mom habbier 

yess yesss
I scored thiss
whee receibes
Golden Records Whall Art

Golden Coffee Combany ... Coffee Cub
Golden Trolley Mag Nit

and
look look
a swell framed cork board
what Aunt Dav says whee shood use for
training notes
ebent flyers
bickshers
. . .
and then there iss
m y   b i n k   c a d i l l a c k

 o
i deu lubbs
h e r

*skweek skweek skweek*

 eben though I habbs
gibben her
a   r o l l   o b e r

*skweek skweek skweek*

and that brings uss teu

our btho feature

what iss called

the Mom ran off teu whatch the game

wif

My Aunt Karen

Aggies 38   Owls 10

they habbs a great time

the Mom iss home at midnight
and

I amb starting teu fink

~ she iss out ob control ~

butt

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Crack ob Dawn Sunday

whee are ub

whee are breakfasted

the Mom iss showered and clobed

 chee iss chobbed
libber iss bagged

crate and barrel bag are ready
I amb out for
s m a l l   b u s i n e s s

and then

kwick kwick

a l l   a   b o a r d

the Trolley

 then
a half mile a whay
whee remembered
whee forgot
my whatter

so

a kwick trib back

a long trib for whard

and here whee are

at

o u r   d e s t i n a y s h u n

. . .

and that begs the question

where o where are whee

hint: 

that sbot yeu see in the center

ob the bicksher iss

a hello cobter

yessss
I habbs been here

before

look look

l o o k

back there
in
t h e   b a c k 

*fantasy i land boice*
the blane the blane

 wright wright
whee are at
Hooks Airbort
and more sbissiffically
The Dinky Dome

whee are here for a

Krafty K9 Dog Sborts

Rally Show N Go

teu benefit

Linde Madden

and

arribing early

whee set ub

m y   c o n d o

and
here I amb in side
c h i l l i n g 

yess yesss
I amb signed ub for
1  Rally Knobiss
2 Rally Adbanced
[during which I whill all so deu obedience]

and now it iss time for

our sbeshull feature

what iss called

T e a m   R e u f u s   I n   A c k s h u n

and here I amb

Rally Knobiss

h e e l i n g

blease teu note
full attenshun on
the Handler
*golf clab*
. . .
and here I amb
in the brocess ob
s i t t i n g

and now
whee mobbs on teu
Rally Adbanced
and here I amb
in my
s t a n d   s t a y

whagging my tail
butt
standing and staying

ass
the Mom Handler returns

and now
wif bause for a little
t u n g   t e u d e

here I amb
o b e r
looking teu my wright
for
the Mom Handler

and now
a   q u i c k   r e t u r n
teu
her side

and
here iss my
s i t   s t a y
while she whalks round me

and our
a b o u t   t u r n
wif
tung teude

and here iss my
d r o b
or
f r e e z e

and now
here I amb
making the turn
and
abbroach

teu bracktiss my
o b e r

and now
m o r e   h e e l i n g

and
m o r e   f o c u s

a kinda slobby
c a l l   t e u   f r o n t

and
r e t u r n   t e u   s i d e

round the ring again
for a nodder
o b e r

and
a betterer
f r o n t

and
return teu
s i d e

wif a
s i t
ob course

and then
whee
try that again
wif
r e w h a r d s

yess yesss
I amb
m u c h   m o r e   s h a r b e r
when there iss
c h e e
inbolbed

and then
for my lasst ecksersize
a nodder
o b e r

wif quick

c o l l e c k s h u n

- - -

and then

whee end our morning

wif

a berry sbeshull feature

what iss called

s t i l l   s h o t s

and
here iss me
s m i l i n g

and
looking at
my the Mom Handler

when
she decides teu
re-bozishun my self

for a
t a i l   t e u   t h e   w r i g h t
and
a smile
ob course

and then
juss before whee go
. . .
I get the
b r i g h t   i d e a
teu habbs her join me

~ s m i l e ~

and wif
m a n y   f a n k s
teu
Krafty K9

what
a
F U N
day

and now

here I amb

demonstrating

m y   g o o d   m a n n e r s

ass whee whait
for
the Real and Brofeshunall Photographer

teu but
m y   s w e l l   p h o t o s
on
a flat silber circle disk fing

and now

that brings uss teu

our Trolley feature

what iss called

time teu go home

yess yesss
whee board the Trolley
I bick my seat
and settle in for
a   l i t t l e   n a b

it iss quite
a   l o n g   t r i b
home

so
the Mom Trolley Driber
s i n g s
teu me
s o n g s   o b   b r a i s e

and when whee come teu
t h e   s t o b b i n g   b a r t s

I deu
r i s e   u b
teu see what I can see

and now

that brings uss teu

our return destinayshun feature

what iss called

h o m e

and since
The Bartying Mom
habbs a bit ob a
t i r e d

whee deu habbs
a   q u i e t   a f t e r n o o n

until

time teu send her off

for

a   b i r f d a y   d i n n e r   s e l l e b r a y s h u n

*whisbers*

she iss out ob control

- - - - -

and now

that  brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Ugh Monday

and since
the Mom habbs
boaf
a tired
and
a hard and ubsetting day at the facktory

whee kinda juss
t a k e   i t   e a s y

wif
a little
s h n o o f i n g

a little
g r a z i n g

a little
m e a n d e r i n g

I fink yeu get
t h e   b o i n t
. . .
Ugh Monday
- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Habby Birfday Mom

whee whill

b a r t y

when she comes home

butt first

I send her a whay teu deu

T e u s d a y   F a c k t o r y   F i n g s

and then
when she iss leabing the job site
. . .
s t o r m y   s k i e s

what are knot teu stormy

for her teu stob for

a   b i r f d a y   l u n c h

for one

yesss yessss
she iss sboiling her self teuday
no salad or sammy at her desk
no no knot teuday
. . .
mmmmm
t h e   n u m b e r   o n e
from
Qin Dynasty

and now
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull transit feature
what iss called
Birfday Trolley Trib Home teu Me

and
when the Mom stebs out
teu the Trolley
. . .
s e u b e r   a n g r y   s k i e s

wright here
looking
norf teu east

and
east teu souf

and now
she takes thiss
f r e a k y   b a n o r a m i c k
from norf teu east teu souf

and then enough

funny bizziness

here shee iss in the Trolley

heading
n o r f
teu
o u r   h o m e

and before she gets berry far

it

comes

a

f r e a k i n g   a n g r y   f l o o d

the whatter ob which

iss ober the curbs

and when she iss

*sigh ob relief*

f i n a l l y   h o m e

shee a nnounces
dinner out ... cancelled
- - -
it whill juss be
t h e   t e u   o b   u s s
for the ebening
*cheers*

and when the rain
lightens ub a little
I deu run out for
s m a l l   b u s i n e s s

under the
g l o o m y   s k y

and then
berry habbily
r u n   b a c k   t e u   t h e   M o m

and wif a
g l e u m y   f o r e c a s s t

whee settle in wif
the Media Secretary

teu take care of some
birfday business
teu dicktate
m y   b l o g
and
teu get me some
e a r   s k r i t c h e s
*nods*

and after a

r e s t l e s s   n i g h t

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Ackademia Whednesday

wright wright
after a nodder
berry whet
berry floody
Trolley Trib Home
. . .
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
the traditional chobbing ob the chee
and here iss me
s i t t i n g
on my our the Mom's birfday gift
from Aunt Dav

and now wif
the chee chobbed

whee can get on wif
the rest ob our
S k o o l   N i g h t   R e u t e e n

and
juss before whee get
s e r i o u s
about it

whee get the whord
. . .
teunight
my skool iss
c a n c e l l e d
deu teu
flood whatters
all ober town

and so
whee sbend
the ebening

deuing
a bit ob
b a c k   y a r d   t r a i n i n g

a bit ob
i n   d o o r   t r a i n i n g

a bit ob
c u d d l e s

and

a bit ob

n i g h t   n i g h t

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Fursday

it habbs been
a   s c a r y   d a y
wif
the funders fundering
the lightning lightning
the storm whatters storming

and
I amb fank full
t h e   M o m   i s s   H o m e
and
early

and
ass yeu can brolly tell
. . .
the lawn tenders
habbs temded
the lawn 

eben though
it iss
s w a m b y

leabing be hine
a bleffora ob
f a b y e u l u s s   s h m e l l s

and

yeu know

what that means

*nods*
s w e e t   r o l l

o blease
there iss no kneed
teu
s k r e e c h

I know it iss
t i m e

yess yessss
time teu
g o   i n
on a counta
I am teu send the Mom a whay
for a nodder
b i r f d a y   d i n n e r
wif the Aunt Karen

so she can

habbs a great time

and more imbortantly

come back wif

s w e l l   g if t s

for me uss her

it iss

a bit late when she gets home

so she says teu me

" whee whill oben teumorrow "

*harumph*

and wif
the misty drizzly rain
whee furst go out
on my string

then later wif
t h e   f r e e d o m

juss
t h e   t e u   o b   u s s

 and then
in the middle of the night
it started
- - -

r a i n   r a i n   r a i n

all night

r a i n

- - - 

and that brings uss teu

our storm a lert feature

what iss called

Flash Flood Friday

where
the Mom left for the Facktory
and then
turned a round teu
c o m e   b a c k   h o m e

yess yessss
f l a s h   f l o o d   w h a r n i n g
curr-tissy ob
Her-Ocane O'Deel

and
here I amb
f a n k   f u l l
the Mom iss back home
under our
d r y   r e u f

 and
here I amb in
t h e   c o n t r o l   c e n t e r
phone ... check
teebee ... check

and now

that brings uss teu

our Friday feature

what iss berry coincidentally called

Our Friday

and
here I amb
t i b   t o e
ing

 basst
the batio
freu the flood whatters
teu
t h e   b u s i n e s s   c e n t e r

yess yess
I habbs business in
the highlands

 and
juss look at all the
s t a n d i n g   w h a t t e r s

and
here iss me
k n o t   f i n k i n g
ob a sweet roll
on a counta it iss hard teu fink
when the Mom iss
s k r e e c h i n g
g e n t l y   c a l l i n g   m y   n a m e
*hahaha*

and now
here I amb settling in teu
t h e   l a z y n e s s
ob
thiss rainy day

untill
I remember
. . .
M y   O u r   A u n t   K a r e n   G i f t

yess yesss

the time iss wright
let's blease teu
o b e n

o yessss
I amb
s o   e c k s i t e d

on a counta
m o n k e y

and
here iss me
r a s s l i n g
him teu the floors

so
the Mom bicks him back ub
h a t
and all

yess yessss

check out

t h e   A G G I E   h a t

*whoop*

and
in side the bag
t h i s s   s w e l l   j e r s e y

here
I amb checking
the size

o yeah baby
it iss
f o r   m e

all so in thiss
bag ob gifts
. . .
h o m e   c o o k e d   b e a n s   &   c a r r o t s
for me
ob course

juss look at
a l l   m y   o u r   l o o t

and now

the time habbs come

for
my sbeshull feature
what iss called
My Birfday Card for The Mom

yess yessss
I lubbs yeu, Mom
butt
wiff all ob
yeur oh-see-dees
and
yeur ober brotecktibbs nesses

sometimes I whonder
why I but ub wif yeu

and then
I remember
yesss yessssss
on a counta
whee are
m a d e   f o r   o n e   a n o d d e r

and
juss in case
I habbs ubset yeu
. . .
I habbs
k e n n e l l e d   m y s e l f

*hahaha*
the Mom
begins teu gush
" O Reufus I lubbs yeu so much "

and then
she says teu the Photographer
"o blease teu take a bicksher "

[berry sbeshull fanks teu the Aunt Karen]

and that brings uss teu
my our birfday feature
what iss called
T W E L F   M A N

yess yesss
I amb
S E U T E D   U B

and
berry hobes full
that
C o a c h   S u m l i n
whill but me in

wright wright
and I fink
y e u   l a d i e s
whill agree

I deu
f i l l   o u t   m y   u n i f o r m
berry nicely

knot teu brag
juss stating a fackt
- - -
and now
I add
m y   h a t

o yess yesss
t h e   c o a c h i n g   h a t

on a counta
I deu look

s w a b   a n d   s o   f i s s t i c a t e d
and a bit like
C o a c h

wright wright
it takes
berry little imagination
teu
bicksher me on
t h e   s i d e   l i n e

coaching subbort
running back
wright tackle

yesss yesssss
I amb
. . .
Reufus Wright
Sbeshull Teams
Twelf Man

* W H O O P *

- - - - -

and now that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

my toy ob the wheek

o yeah
it isss
a bizzy toy wheek
so
wif out furfer delay

I a nnounce
my toy ob the wheek
*drumb roll*
and it iss a tie
* * * * *
r a s s l i n g   m o n k e y

*honk honk honk skweek skweek*
and all so
*skweek skweek skweek skweek skweek*
m y   b i n k   c a d i l l a c k

yess yessssss
I deu lubbs her

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Friday Bounty

and
these treasures
are brought teu uss
courtesy ob
k r o g e r

o yeah
w h a t t e r   m e l o n

and
f r e s h   b e d g i e s

and
o z a r k a   s b r i n g   w h a t t e r s

I deu lubbs
g r o c e r y   d a y
*nods*

and now

that brings uss teu

our wheffer feature

what iss called

what teu on a gleumy Friday

while
it iss knot raining
it iss still
g r a y   g l e u m y   s o g g y

yeu know
juss wright for a
s w e e t   r o l l

no kneed teu skreech
I amb juss
h o b b i n g   u b

for a
m i n i   z e u m

and now
i n   o b   d o o r s

where
*tib toes*
*shhh shhhhh*
I sneak off for a nab
in
m y   l i t t l e   r e u m

wif
m y   b i n k   c a d i l l a c k
ob course

butt then
I amb a whakened
for
our regular feature
what iss called
Friday Out ob Doors

o gosh
more gleum
teu
the souf

maybe juss maybe
a glimmer ob hobes
teu
the whest

and
wright smack
in the middle ob the yard
. . .
s w a m b s

and
here I amb
checking it out

lots ob
w h o r m s
habbs floated ub
ebbery where

lots ob
s h m e l l s

lots ob
s b l i s h   s b l a s h e s

o d d e r   f i n g s
teu check out

and
whays teu test
t h e   M o m ' s   l i m i t s

*hahaha*
and
z z z z e u m
when called

making
a round by
the gate

aaaaand
in
. . .
for
our regular feature
what iss called
our traditional fambily nab

what

I

... ummm ...

sbend
h o n k i n g   m y   m o n k e y
*chuckles*
- - -
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

yess yessss

t h e   m o m e n t

whee habbs all been

w h a i t i n g

for

and whee start

wif

a cub ob the regular

a bit ob the sbeshull

and

under

my whatch full eye

. . .

the garnish

yess yessss
Teunight's Sbeshull
. . .
salmon and legumes kibble
fresh Aunt Karen green beans
fresh Aunt Karen carrots
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
fresh whatter melon garnish

and now

baried wif

ozarka sbring whatters

and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
ob course

d i n n e r
iss serbed

*nom*
*nom*
*nom*
*nom*
*nom*

and

a bit ob whatter

teu

whash it down

and now that bring uss teu
a sbeshull birfday feature
what iss called
the bird whatches ober me

allow me teu
intro deuce
my chiggin whatter can

shee iss whatching me
d r i n k

and
c l e a n   m y   b o w l s
*burb*

and now
that  brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
my after dinner outing

and

o my

the wheffer iss gleumy

wif

a slight chance

ob

bleu

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Friday Photo Sheut

and
I gibbs yeu
deb on air

and
a bit ob
c o n c e n t r a t i o n

on what
yeu ask
. . .

why
l i b b e r s
ob course

o
look
s k w i r r e l
*haha*

and now
I amb tiring
ob
s i t t i n g   s t i l l

it
ibbs
t h e   w h e e k e n d
after all

o
butt
I   d e u   l u b b s   y e u

and now
back in ob doors
while
I
w h a i t

that's wright

yeu know

ebbery time
the Mom goes teu
the kitching
. . .
I tabs my whatch
on a counta
it iss time

for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu

and
teunight's seleckshun

*drumb roll*
a berry tasty
b u l l y   s t i c k

what I will
s m o k e

like
a berry fine cigar

ass I
s a b o r
ebbery single moment

and then
when I diss abbear
the Mom finks teu
ask me

what deu yeu whant
whell
my after cheu feature
what iss called
o u t s i d e

teu deu what
she asks
. . .
s w e e t   r o l l

and then
teu check my
" x "

what
she asks
iss it
. . .
f e f f e r

c o m e   i n   n o w
she says

and now
m y   f r i e n d s

ass whee say
good bye teu thiss wheek
and
but thiss Friday teu
b i g   b e d

whee are
f a n k s   f u l l
for
our friends
our fambily

and

Our Brecious Time Teugeffer