Friday Night Wrights: The Mom's Aggie Adventure and My Back to Skool Edition

Habby Friday

and

Whellcome

teu
Friday Night Wrights
The Mom's Aggie Adbencher
and
My Back Teu Skool
Edition

and it all started wif

an early Saturday morning

trib in the Trolley

and

our whet and whild feature

what iss called

o no a baff

wright wright

here I amb at
Dirty Hairy Dog Whash

sudsed ub
wif
the oat meal and al low
s h a m b e u

after
m y   b l e u b e r r y   f a y s h u l l
and
e a r   c l e a n s i n g
ob course

and while
knot many little boys
are
 g r a d e d
on

b a f f   e t t i q u e t t e s

I amb
and teuday
I receibed
A -
for

the baff

and
B +
for
the blow dry
style
and
pawdicure

what iss like a
g e n i u s   g r a d e
for me
and now that brings uss teu
our bublick transbort feature

what iss called
Teu the Trolley and Home

yess yess
I amb berry
h a b b y
teu be in the Trolley ... headed Home
- - -
and here I amb
saying
h i
teu the Gas Attendant

yess yessss
juss a cubble ob blocks
awhay from
the baff
and
I habbs all ready
f o r g i b b e n
the Mom Hair Stylist
*nods*

after all

" teu err iss human ... teu forgibss iss golden "

- - -

and now

that brings uss teu

my sussbishun feature

what iss called

some fing iss ub what stinks in den mark

on a counta

Aunt Karen iss Here

and

Aunt Susan and Uncle Mike iss Here

and there iss talk ob

b a b y   s i t t i n g

deus and deu knots

how much can I be

s b o i l e d

[ guilt iss a whonder full fing ]

all so a bit ob

b e a t   t h e   h e l l   o u t t a   l a m a r

*whoop*

and then wif

a   h u g   a n d   a   k i s s

the Mom and Aunt Karen

board the Trolley

and now

blease teu bear wif me

for thiss rare digression

and

my sbeshull the Mom feature

what iss called

The Big Aggie Adbencher

yess yess
one hour and forty fibe minutes
later
the Trolley, the Mom and the Aunt Karen
all arribe at
K y l e   F i e l d

barked in

the whest cambus barking garage

and

teu hours early

. . .

they make their whay

under

Whellborn Road

wif
The Sbirit ob AggieLand
blaying in their heads
~
Some may boast ob prowess bold
Of the school they think so grand
But there is a Spirit can ne'er be told
It's the Spirit of Aggieland

We are the Aggies - The Aggies are We
True to each other as Aggies can be
We've got to fight boys, we've got to fight

We've got to fing for Maroon and White
After they've boosted all the rest
Then they will come and join the best
For we are the Aggies, The Aggies are we
We are from Texas A.M.C.

yess yesss

a skool ob deeb tradition

many fings habbs changed

in the fousand or so cubble ob years

since the Mom graced thiss cambus

. . .

take a look at

The Kyle Field Renobayshuns

and here iss
a nodder night rendering
. . .
whow juss whow 

and now

whee go

L I B E   i n   K Y L E   F I E L D

and
there shee isss
t h e   l a r g e s s t   s c o r e b o a r d
in all ob college sborts

teu hours early
butt juss in time for
t h e   c e r e m o n y

the marching in
ob
The Corps

a selfy
wif
the giant score board
and
eye glasses

and all so
wif OUT
eye glasses

and then
teu mark thiss fun ockayshun
a selfy
wif
The Aunt Karen

o
o
o
Miss Reveille VIII

she iss
g o r g e o u s
. . .
and now wif
m a n y   m a n y   f a n k s
teu
The Aunt Mary
for these swell tiggits

the Mom and the Aunt Karen

are really

t a k i n g   i t   a l l   i n

great seats
wif
a   t e r r i f i c k   b i e w

look look
the
F T A B

yess yesss
The Fighting Texas Aggie Band

the crowd
iss
filling in

ebbery one
so
A g g i e   F r i e n d l y

look ober
at
The Sea ob Maroon
on
The East Side

and
be hine the Mom
teu
The Whest Deck

yess yesss
it iss shabing ub

teu be
a   r o a r i n g   g o o d   t i m e

ass now
the musick begins
teu blay

while in
t h e   t u n n e l
yeu can see
O U R   A G G I E S

and then
f i r e w h o r k s

and
t h e   t e a m

comes
running out

and then
more
f i r e w h o r k s

and
lighting ub
t h e   g i a n t   s c o r e b o a r d

in berrry
d r a m a t i c k a l
form

and then

the crowd sang

The National Anfem

Texas Our Texas

and

The Spirit ob AggieLand

and then
a   r a r e   s i l e n c e
falls ober the stadium
when
the a nnouncer
 a nnounces

deu teu

l i g h t n i n g

wif in a

ate mile radius

ber

Ess Eee See reules

boaf teams whill

r e t u r n   t e u   t h e   l o c k e r   r e u m s

and then

the Mom and the Aunt Karen

and
104,726 ob Their Friends
deu fink

hey
w h a t   a b o u t   u s s

and
yess yess
the lightning lightninged
the sky grew teu be
f r i g h t e n i n g

all while
the Mom texted
Me and My Baby Sitters
and the crowd
sat
gleued teu their seats

for
t e u   a n d   a   h a l f   h o u r s
and then
at
9 o'clock in the night time
. . .
K I C K O F F

and
t e u   q u a r t e r s
ob
f u n
and terrifick
A G G I E   F O O T B A L L

whent by in
the blink ob an eye

and then

quiet befell the crowd

ass they a whaited

The Fighting Texas Aggie
Marching Band

the berry besst
marching band

in
all ob the land

what whill gibbs yeu
goose bumbs

yess yesss
yeu whill be in
a w e

ob their
b a t t e r n s
and
the military brecision ob their
t u r n s
and here iss
the fame uss
B l o c k   T

and now

if yeu whill

blease teu in dulge me

- - -

I bresent for Yeu

and ass
the band ran off the field
the Mom and Aunt Karen
made their whay
teu the car
. . .
and
Home teu Me

arribing at 1 o'clock ayy-em
wif a final score ob
Aggies 73   Lamar 3
- - - - -
and now
blease teu forgibbs that digression

that brings uss back teu
our reason for gaffering here teuday
. . .
m e
*nods*
*clears froat*
and now for
our regular feature
what iss called
Lazy Sunday

and since

boaf ob us

habbs

a   l i t t l e   t i r e d

. . .

whee say

b r i n g   o n   t h e   r a i n

and

r a i n

it did rain

the Mom says

on a counta

I amb freshly baffed

*nods*

the berfeckt eckskuse
teu stay in
o u r   j a m m i e s
all day long

o yess yesss

whee did

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Ugh Monday

what turns inteu
Yay Monday
when
the Mom arribes Home

the Chef feeds me
the Business Manager... businesses me 

and
The Photographer
t a i l s   m e

and now
here I amb
. . .
T h e   S e u s   C h e f

helbing
the Chef
brebare noms for the Mom

and
before yeu know it
it iss
l a s s t   c a l l

by

the light ob

the moon

I search for
" x "
and
g r u b s

and then

*clears froat*

blame it on

t h e   s e u b e r   m o o n

I deu all so see
n i g h t   f i n g s

butt
the Mom makes me
come in and teu
b i g   b e d

night night

- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Teu Quick Teusday
where
business in a flash

dinner in a flash
training in a flash
second dinner in a flash
chill in a flash

and
neckst fing yeu know
. . .
l a s s t   c a l l

time for
a bit ob
small business

and
eben in the dark
a whee bit ob
t r a i n i n g

and now
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
Teusday Selfy

and
here I amb gibbing yeu
h a b b y

yess yess
habby
wif
m o o d   l i g h t i n g
and
teebee ob course

and
here I amb wif
m y   b f f
and
the contortionist photographer

she iss a nut
butt
I deu lubbs her

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Wheeeeee ... Whednesday

and
here I amb out for
after breakfasst whalkies

when

. . .

w h o a

.
.
.
wheu. the. hell. iss. that.

n i g h t   f i n g
Paulie
. . .
Paulie Pawsum
from
The Branch

*cues Jenny from the Block sound track*
and then
Paulie whent Dead

or
teu sweeb
wheu knows

and wif
many regrets
teu leabe
Me and Paulie
be hine
. . .
the Mom boarded the Trolley
heading whest
where she did see
t h e   s e u b e r   m o o n

and then

flash ten hours later

t h e   w h o r l d ' s   l o n g e s t   t r a i n

ass the Mom fights her whay

h o m e

and now

at long lasst

our sbeshull feature

what iss called

Back Teu Ackademia Whednesday

and here I amb
g e t t i n g   r e a d y
teu
g e t   r e a d y

for
our sbeshull nommy feature

what iss called
the traditional chobbing ob the chee

what
rekwires
berry close

whatch full
o b b   s e r b a y s h u n

and now
i n   t h e   b a g
chee
and
libbers

and now
iff I may be so bold
. . .
s a m b l e   b l e a s e

o
yesss yessssssssss

and now
what can whee deu wif
our whait time

o
I know I know

that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
my back teu Skool photo sheut

and
here I amb gibbing yeu
a bit ob skwint

a bit ob
l e t ' s   t r a i n
[and whee did for a bit]

and now
a bit ob
g o o d   b o y

a bit ob
b b q

a bit ob
b r o u d

a bit ob
s m i r k

a bit ob
a n t s y

a bit ob
b r a z e n

and now
a bit ob
b y e   b y e

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Back Teu Skool

and here I amb
back at
My Skool

after
a teu wheek hiatus

thiss iss
the first night
ob
my new class

what iss called
Whalk Thiss Whay
*cues Run musick*

what ass it turns out
iss
knot so much

rab nor rock musick

and
knot so much

hib hob dance

ass it iss
the craft ob
h e e l i n g

what
according teu the Mom Handler
iss
e c k s a c k l y
what
t h e   d o c k t o r   J u d g e   o r d e r e d

and teunight
whee blay
many bosition games

while
I all so whork on
d i s t r a c k s h u n s
like
the gorgeous Meg
[look look ... be hine me]

yess yessss
it iss
a fun night

all so
a tasty night

ass whee whork on
a bit ob
focus
*nods*

a bit ob
my on / off switch

and a bunch ob
returns
frews
and
rounds

what
a   f u n   c l a s s
and now
here I amb
. . .
h o m e

out standing
in the dark
wif
a   s c a r y   g h o s t

quick quick

a job

for

m y   l a z e r   e y e s

and
. . .
*boof*
shee iss
g o n e

whshhhew

*whibes brow*

that whas a close call

- - - - -

and now that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Fursday

and
fank all that iss good
. . .
the Mom iss home
the skies iss bleu
all iss whell wif the whirrl

yess
that brings uss teu
a sbeshull feature
what iss called
Sebtember 11f

teuday
iss
t h e   f i r t e e n f   a n n i b e r s a r y
ob
Our Country's Whorst Day

and while
it iss a
s o m b e r   d a y

one
whee whill
n e b b e r   e b b e r   f o r g e t

it iss
a   d a y   t e u   l i b b s

yess yesss
that's wright
. . .
a day teu bay our resbeckts
butt then
a day teu
l i b b s   o u r   l i b e s

eben when

*clears froat*

esbeshully when

the whind blows yeur neck whare

in side out

wright wright
o w n   i t

it iss
a
f a s h i n g   s t a t e m e n t
yeu furst saw here
ladies and gentle mens

and now

that brings uss teu

our sbeshull feature

what iss called

A Fursday Photo Sheut

and
in the honor ob the day
I amb gibbing yeu a
b r o u d

and
I can knot helb my self
. . .
a bit ob a
b u c k e r

and then teu
a
s w e e t

and here iss
a
s i l e n t   s o n g

*giggles*

and now
here I amb making
a
w h i s h

more
l i b b e r s
blease

and here iss
a
l e t   m e   i n

yess yesss
I what teu go
in ob doors

so
I can come back
out ob doors

on a counta
one muss take adbantage
ob the
g o r g e o u s   d a y

nice wheffer

 ... w h a f f t i n g ...
...
a r o m a s

ob
a charcoal fire

and
t h e   s i n g i n g
s o n g s

ob
little chill dren

blaying in the bool
be hine my fence
. . .
iffin I close my eyes

I can
juss imagine
s b l i s h   s b l a s h i n g
wif them

butt then
night time
iss brone teu deu
. . .
it befalls

and
here I amb
again
i n   t h e   d a r k

*sbooky*
and
racing in wif
the lazer eyes

and that brings uss teu

our sweet feature

what iss called

s n u g g l e   t i m e

and there iss
no blace
I habbs raffer be

than
c u r l e d   u b
wif
the main skweeze
the bee eff eff
the one treu lubbs
. . .
the Mom

night night, friends

- - -

and now

whee fassst forward teu

our regular feature

what iss called

y i b b e e

Habby Friday

time for
o u r   t r a d i t i o n a l   f a m b i l y   n a b

yess yesss
the Mom iss late home
the Mom habbs a tired

and
I habbs
a   b e l l y   w h a t   n e e d s   r u b b i n g

and now
it's time for
our regular feature
what iss called
. . .

S K W I R R E L

now
I amb knot saying I amb
easily disstrackted
nor
g e o g r a f f i c a l l y   c h a l l e n g e d
butt
*clears froat*

Earl

iss knot down here

and

he iss not ober here

nor iss hee
a round there

now
w h e u
whirr whee looking for

no matter
. . .
on a counta

t h e   c l o c k   s t r i k e s   d i n n e r

and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called

The Friday Night Dinner Blate

yess yesss

 a cub

ob

thiss

seberal sboons

ob

that

a

d r i z z l e

a

t o s s

then

slice slice

c h o b   c h o b

and

a

t a s t e

*licks libs*

and
here shee iss
The Sbeshull of the Ebening
. . .
salmon and legume kibbls
fresh green beans
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
whatter melon garnish

all
for
m e

and now
baired berfecktly wif
ozarka sbring whatters

and
good manners

I
amb
nom nom nomming

ass iff
these noms are
running a whay
*nods*

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

our after dinner outing

and
o no
the skies are rumbling
and
t h e   w h e f f e r
iss gleumy again

so
the Mom
urges me

teu
" hurry hurry "
" b u s i n e s s "
she says

I heed her
begging bleas

teu score
a bit ob
f r e e d o m

what I finish ub
wif
a   f e w   t r i c k s

for
l i b b e r s
ob course

and now
in ob doors
for
that sbeshull feature
what whee call
The Friday Night Cheu

what o what
o
what
whill it be

*score*
b u l l y   s t i c k

o yeah
s m o k e   i t
juss a bit

and then
s h o w   i t   o f f

and now on

the ebe ob the beginning

ob

The Mom's Birfday Teur

whee refleckt on thiss

. . .

The Mom helbs me

g r o w   u b

and

I helbs the Mom

s t a y   y o u n g

- - -
here iss teu a nodder year ob

b r a b e r y

. . .

setting new goals

and
facing the challenges

teugeffer