Friday Night Wrights: Happy Labor Day and My Skool Hiatus Edition

Habby Friday

and

Whellcome

teu

Friday Night Wrights

Habby Labor Day

and

My Skool Hiatus Edition

yess yesss

whee whirr on

the cusb ob

a free day wheekend

when whee lasst sboke

and that brings uss teu

our hollybob feature

what iss called

Day One ob Rain in the Four Cast
Saturday

wright

and whee whoke ub

wif

a bit ob a lazy

finking

bring. on. the. rain.

butt it did knot

ebber

rain

so whee habbs teu

re-groub

make a knew blan

. . .

get out ob bed

*chuggles*

and
wif it being all so
Inner Gnashunall Bacon Day

I deu finks teu
send the Mom
teu
s e c o n d   b r e a k f a s t

teu fetch me some
b a c o n

sadly

thiss bacon did knot meet

t h e   c r i s b y   b u  r n t   s t a n d a r d s

butt the rest ob the noms

whirr

t a s t y

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

My Girl Friday on Saturday Feature

what iss called

Blease teu Fetch Me a Whaggon

. . .

and

t h e r e   i s s   s h e   i s s

whay ub there

o

and while yeu are there

bick out

a   n i c e   b i r f d a y   g i f t

for

yeur self

my the main skweeze

yess yessss

the Chef cood make uss

t a s t y   n o m s

wif thiss nice grill

*nods*

. . .

butt I digress

now back teu

our fetching feature

what iss called

m y   r e d   w h a g g o n

yess yesss

I  kneed

thiss whaggon

teu
h a u l   a u l   m y   s t u f f

when whee

t r a b b l e

when whee
s t a y   i n   h o t e l s

and
t h e   m a i n   f u n k s h u n
iss for when
whee attend
s h o w s

yess yessss
after whatching the Handler
e c k s a u c e d e d
herself
at the show in July

like

a   d o n k e y

heabily loaded
and wif
the mull dibble tribs

so thiss iss

m y   g i f t

teu her

and
if I am able teu
h i t c h   a   r i d e
in it
whell ... how fun iss that

and now that brings uss teu
our Texas wheffer feature
what iss called
if yeu don't like the wheffer
juss whait a few minutes

and now
here I amb enjoying
the sun shine

juss looks at

all ob it
filtering frew Myrtle

it iss
a gorgeous day
butt
h o t

butt
knot teu hot
for

a   h e d g i t a r i a n   s n a c k

nor
a   s w e e t   r o l l

*roll roll*
*whaller whaller*
*jumb ub*

*shake off*

and
re-groub

and now
taking heed ob
the beckoning Mom

here I amb
. . .
i n
bored butt in

and now

that brings uss teu

our hollybob feature

what iss called

Mom declares Whar

on

My Jungle

hedge trimmer ... check

chain saw ... check

rake ... check

trash bag ... ... ... WHASBS

o m d

the Mom bulled

a bag out ob the bocks

and

out. fleu.

W H A S B S

and they whirr

B I S S E D

rekwiring the Mom teu come ub wif
a   t a c k t i c k a l   b l a n
teu get back teu
the back door
and
in side
. . .
and that brings uss teu
our emergency feature
what iss called
kwick kwick teu the store

and on the lisst
. . .
Raid Whasb Killer

Bocks ob Trash Bags
Ben-a-drill
Bag ob Ice
o ... o ... o
and a
Whatter Melon

and much teu
m y   s u r b r i s e

there iss all so
chibs and salsa
for her
and
b a k e d   c h i g g i n
for me
*cheers*

and now
the Mom goes teu whar
wif
the whasbs
Mom 3 ... Whasbs 0

so that I can
g o   o u t
wif out less fear ob

a t t a c k

it iss

b i t i f u l l

really

my garden
iss in
s h a m b l e s

the Mom iss trying teu
finish the job
butt then
whasbs abbear
out ob no where

and now
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull whatter melon feature
what iss called

The Saturday Night Dinner Blate
. . .
*eubsy*
the Photographer
forgot teu take a bicksher
so
I bresent teu yeu
d i n n e r   i n t e r r u b t u s

salmon and legumes kibbles

fresh green beans
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
fresh whatter melon garnish

and now
*makes sure the coast iss clear*

whee head out
. . .
I deu a bit of
Reufus fings
The Mom deus
a bit ob yard clean ub fings

and now wif
t h e   w h e f f e r   c h a n g i n g   a g a i n

whee head in ob doors

teu

b e d   d o w n

cuddle, smeuch, whatch teebee

and

s w e e b

~ night night ~

- - - - -

and now wif a new morning

that brings uss teu

our hollybob feature

what iss called

Day Teu Sunday

Knot Really Sun Day

on a couta it iss
d r i z z l y   d a y

and
here I amb
checking out the drizzle

then
coming back in
ober
the whasb ober sbray

broteckshun towels

and
ob course
when the wheffer imbreubs
. . .
I amb
b a c k   o u t

and when
t h e   m i s s c h i e f
gets the best ob me
out comes
the kill joy
t h e   l e a s h

and here
I amb

" e n j o y i n g "

My Sunday

*sighs*

and sbeaking ob
. . .

that brings uss teu

our hollybob feature

what iss called

Habby Labor Day Monday

a day in which
I take
f o u g h t f u l   b a u s e
teu recognize
My Staff

teu
The Chef ... fank yeu
The Trolley Driber ... fank yeu
The HouseKeeber ... fank yeu

teu
The Stylist ... fank yeu
The Billow Fluffer ... fank yeu
The Business Manager ... fank yeu

many fanks
teu
The Media Secretary
The Entertainment Coordinator
The Trabble Agent

yess yesss

and

m a n y   s b e s h u l l   f a n k s

teu

My The Mom

. . .

once yeu finish

the whashing, drying and backyeuming

blease blease blease

teu

t a k e   t h e   r e s t   o b   t h e   d a y   o f f

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Ugh Teusday

when I habbs teu
send the Mom a whay
teu deu
facktory fings

while I

n a b

and look fore whard teu her

s w e e t   r e t u r n

butt she comes homes
wif
stories ob blaying catch ub
and
a   t i r e d

so that brings uss teu

our sbeshull feature

what iss called

dramatickal clouds

and blease teu bare wif me

while

the Photographer learns teu

b a n o r a m i c k

or
knot

blease teu bigify
the tob bicksher
fur dramatickal effeckt
~ fank yeu ~
- - -
and now that brings uss teu
our so knot regular feature
what iss called
Non Ackademia Whednesday

that's wright
My Skool
iss on hiatus teunight
*sobs*

and while whee deu
a bunch ob
f u n   t r a i n i n g   f i n g s
here at home

it iss
k n o t   t h e   s a m e

and
be four yeu know it

whee are deuing
our fing
under
t h e   m o o n

haha
here iss me looking for
a   s n a c k

and
here iss me
b r e t e n d i n g
I amb knot looking for
a snack

and that's when

the Wharden Mom

decides

l a s s t   c a l l   ...   t i m e   u b

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

our inbestigatibbs feature

what iss called

why the Mom habbs a hard time

getting out ob bed

and

going teu the facktory

- - -

Argument 1

Argument 2

Argument 3

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Fursday
and
*yibbee*
the Mom iss home

and
here I amb
finking finking finking

about
a
s w e e t   r o l l

*scoot scoot*
*scoot scoot*

now
where whas I

o
yeah
" x   m a r k s   t h e   s b o t "
. . .
w r i g h t   h e r e

*whaller whaller*
*kick kick*

. . .
w h a t

and now
f l a s h   f o r w h a r d
about an hour

and
here I amb
r e f o c u s s e d

checking out
my tree

and
odder shmells

when
" x "

butt when
the Mom Blayground Monitor
bellows
. . .
I amb
ub

and
* z z z z z e u m m m *

and
blurry ass it may be
I offer yeu
b r o o f
that I deu come when called

and now
f l a s h   f o r w h a r d
about an hour
. . .
suddenly
out ob no where
n o t i s s i n g
the
g a r d e n   t e u l s

and then
out for a bit ob business
under
t h e   s u b t l e   m e u n

and now
d o n e

time teu
h u n k e r   d o w n
wif the Mom
. . .
teebee, smeuches, idle chat

and

~ night night ~

- - - - -

and now that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Weu Heu Friday

yess yesss
my faborite fing
about
m o r n i n g

be sides
b r e a k f a s t
ob course
iss
b r e - f a c k t o r y   t r a i n i n g

it iss
a   f u n   t i m e

games
whork
&
b o n d i n g   wif   t h e   M o m

all ob which
make me
s o   h a b b y

I run teu the back door
~   a l l   d o n e   ~
teu
send the Mom teu the facktory

so

she whill come

h o m e

soon

- - - - -

butt first

it iss time for

our bublick transbortayshun feature

what iss called

the Trolley iss getting a baff

wright wright
shee iss being
s c r u b b e d

and
s k w i r t e d
wif stuff

and then
s b r a y e d
wif the clear coat stuff
and
r i n s e d
wif the otter clear stuff

and then
for
some unknown reason
the attendants called for
a   s e c k o n d   b a c k y e u m

they whirr ackting like

they found

a   l o t   o b   d o g   h a i r

or some fing

~ geez ~

- - -

and now that brings uss teu

our sbeshull cloud feature

what iss called

jumbing animals

umm
deu yeu see
a dog
may be
an effelant
may be
a nodder dog
may be
a nodder effelant

or
may be
knot
- - -
and then fighting like crazy teu get
h o m e
. . .
the Mom catches
t h e   w h o r l d ' s   l o n g e s s s s s t   t r a i n

mean while
our guilty bleasure (teebee brogram) iss running
our lunch iss growing cold
*tick tock*

and now

at long lasst

- - -

our regular feature

what iss called

After Facktory Friday

weu heu

hib hib heu ray

whee are
o u t
teu
celebrate

and all so
teu
s w e e t   r o l l

if yeu are finking
o b b   s e s h u n n
yesss
yeu are correckt

*flib flob*

*scoot scoot*

*roll and whaller*

and now wif
the Mom
tired. ob. it.

I amb o'fishully
d o n e
[for now]

and

here I come

a ' r u n n i n g

for
our regular feature
what iss called
the traditional fambily nab

yess yesss
thiss iss where
whee whatch a bit ob
t e e b e e

and
the Massage Ferabist
gibbs me a bit ob
a   r u b   d o w n

yeu know
shoulders
and
d e r r y - e r r

and ob course

blease teu knot forget

teu

r u b   t h e   b e l l y

and now it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
the toy ob the wheek

and
thiss wheek's seleckshun
iss
*drumb roll*
b u n n y s

yess yessss
f r e e   b u n n y s  i n   t h e   c a r r o t

I deu knot know how
they keeb getting in there
butt
it iss my deuty teu
take them out

and now
let's see
what else can whee deu

some
i n d o o r   t r a i n i n g

and just now I habbs

an idea

. . .

time for

our regular feature

what iss called

let's go out side

teu
see what whee can see

o
and
s w e e t   r o l l
yessss ... the Mom ... again

and now
a
z z z z e u m

a
z z z z i b

a
z z z z i b   z z z z i b    z z z z i b 

and then
a
s t o b

I mean
a boy needs teu check
h i s   g r a s s e s
ebbery now and then

and now
that brings uss teu
my faboritest of features

what iss called
. . .
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

yess yessss
the Chef
starts wif
the finest ob ingredients

under
the whatch full eye
ob
the Diner

and then
wif
a grizzly salmon oil drizzle reduckshun
the ingredients are
t o s s e d

yess yesss

I amb liking

what yeu are deuing
there

and now
again
under the whatch full eye
out ob the cold food bocks comes
w h a t t e r m e l o n

yess yesss
a fine comblement
teu
a tasty meal

and now
Teu Night's Dinner Sbeshull
. . .
salmon and legume kibbles
green beans
english beas
botatos
corn
in
a grizzly salmon drizzle reduckshun
wif
whattermelon garnish

and now
baired wif
the Ozarka Sbring Whatters

and
ob course
brobber manners

amen

o
these biddles
are
nommy lishus

ass iss
the ballet cleansing
beberage

and
ass the ole saying goes
yeu can judge the nommyness ob the meal
by
the location ob the bowl after whards

and now that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

my after noms outing

and now it abbears
t h e   w h e f f e r
habbs
tooken a turn

and
ah oh
the clouds are
dark and heaby
teu the whest

fly home little birdy fly home
. . .
and
the norf sky iss
d r a m a t i c k a l
teu

out first

on my string

for a

b i g   b u s i n e s s   d e a l

I amb then
f r e e
teu deu
juss a bit ob
f a c k t   c h e c k i n g

and a berry
s m a l l   r e b o r t

and then
it iss time teu
c l o c k   o u t

or

i n

ass the case may be

*nods*

- - - - -

and now that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

My Friday Photo Sheut

and
on a counta it iss now
r a i n i n g
teunight whee are featuring
a   c h a i r   s h e u t

berry
unforechewnuttly
the Photographer iss using
t h e   e b i l   f l a s h

what
whashes out
m y   g o r g e o u s   r e d s
butt
here I amb gibbing yeu
g r a m b y 

juss kidding
that whas really
my batented libbers bucker

and now
I habbs tookened it ubon myself
teu gibbs yeu
a   f a w n

yess yesss
m y   c l o s e   u b

followed ub wif
a
wheu ... me

and then
a
s w e e t

and now
ass I consider
a career on
t h e   s m a l l   s c r e e n
[or ob course ... brint]

I finks teu
show my talents
ass
a   w h a g g o n   m o d e l

and now
yeu are finking
what
I amb finking

I

shood be

R I D I N G   I N   T H A T   W H A G G O N

yess yesss
it iss treu
butt now I fink teu
r e m i n d   t h e   M o m

it iss
t i m e
for
our regular feature

what
iss
called

yess yesss
The Friday Night Cheu

and
featured once again
*drumb roll*
b u l l y   s t i c k

o my
. . .
thiss one iss
c r u n c h y

making
the Mom
n e r b o u s

ass
I break off
and
c h e u   s m a l l   b i e c e s

while
t h e   H i m e l i c k   N u r s e
stands closely by
- - - - -
and now ass
o u r   w h e e k   t e u g e f f e r
draws teu a close

whee refleckt on
t i m e
. . .
the Mom said
there iss nebber enough ob it
teu sbend teugeffer
and I said
treu treu
butt yeu kneed teu remember
fibe seconds wif yeu
erases
the hours I sbend alone
. . .
Yeur lubbs fickses All.

in our foughts teunight

. . .

Cousin Chance

wheu left uss all teu soon

for

The Rainbow Bridge

where

he joins
Hamish and Sophie
Comet, The Luke and The Bleu
and

there iss quite

t h e   w h e l l c o m i n g   b a r t y

thiss wheek
I know

. . .
and in our brayers teunight
Aunt Sheila, Uncle Bob and Cousin Emma