Friday Night Wrights: Not Every Week Can Be Exciting Edition

Habby Friday
and
Whellcome
teu

Friday Night Wrights:
Knot Ebbery Wheek
Can Be
Ecksiting
Edition

ass wheeks go
it iss hard teu follow
The Great Birfday Teur
and
My Big Show N Go
lasst wheek

so
whee did knot eben try
*ha ha*
so let's get wright started wif
our regular feature
what iss called
Sluggish Saturday

I mean
whee did
k n o t   o n e   s i n g l e   f i n g

whell
. . .
wif the ecksebshun ob
the Mom's
f i n a l   b i r f d a y   d i n n e r
*fanks goodness*
wif
Aunt Susan and Uncle Mike
*fanks Aunt Susan and Uncle Mike*

and
The Aggie Foot Ball Game
what whee whatch

wif
k e e n   i n t e r e s t

and all so
what. whee. whin.

A&M   58   smu   6
*whoop*
- - -
and then
in the ebening

whee deu some

m e a n d e r i n g

under the

d r a m a t i c k a l   s k y

me
bracktissing

the sbort ob
eckstreem shniffing

the Mom
saying

I remind her ob
a little ole lady
wheu habbs lost a bair ob ear rings

teu which
I bretend knot teu hear her

un till
I fink she might go in side
all by her self
. . .
and she might get
s c a r e d   a l l   a   l o n e

so

I muss join her

on a counta
whee all know
. . .
s h e e   k n e e d s   m e

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Sundry Sunday
what whee start wif
a bit ob
a   l a y   i n*creeby eyes*

what all so
doubles
ass a
m o n k e y   r a s s l e

un till whee all deu get

h u n g r y

again

. . .

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Second Breakfast

and here iss

how it goes

the Mom buts on her clobes

I go teu my little reum

the Mom gets in the Trolley and leabes

= W H A I T =

the Mom iss sbosed teu

eiber

(1) gibbs me a treat and close my door

or

(c) inbite me teu the Trolley

. . .

I amb like

. . .

what

*umm*
where

and wif
the jumble ob
m a m a   n e r b e s
the Trolley makes the block

and quickly heads teu
whataburger
w i f o u t   m e
*bouts a little butt feels like a big boy*

and when
the Mom returns home
I greet her wif a
c a l m   w h e l l c o m e
and a
where habbs yeu been

and
teu answer the question
I know yeu habbs
. . .
yess yesssss
t h e   h o u s e   i s s   s t i l l   s t a n d i n g

ass an aside

the Mom habbs been whanting teu

t r a n s i t i o n   m e

teu more freedom when she iss a whay

butt

the whay teu deu it iss

on the wheekend

small increments ob time

shee habbs been taking the Trolley round the block

butt when she goes some blace for 10-15 minutes

whee all whays go teugeffer

*nods*

and now that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

The Small Sunday Fings

I deu lubbs
a day
wif out
a genda

a day
wif
bleu skies

a day

teu

h u n t   and   s t a l k

a day
teu
c o m e   a   r u n n i n g

a day
teu
i n b e s t i g a t e

a day
teu
head in side
t e u   t h e   M o m

and now

that brings uss teu

Our Memorial Feature

what iss called

My Cousin Miss Lovey

a tiny girl

wif

a huge bersonality

and for all mose

six teen years

. . .

the light in the eye

ob my

Aunt Dav and Uncle Benjy

Miss Lovey

leabes uss teuday

teu join

all our lubbed ones

in

Heaben at The Rainbow Bridge

. . .

*bows head*

our hearts are broken

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Ugh Monday

and

ass Ugh ass Mondays are

whee re joyce in the

t i m e

whee can sbend

t e u g e f f e r

in berry fack

I

d a n c e

o n

t h e   M o m ' s   s h a d o w

and
being ass how

teuday iss
t h e   l a s s t   d a y   o b   s u m m e r

I amb rocking the
l a s t   c h a n c e   w h a r d   r o b e

ass

besst ass I can

*whibes sweat from brow*

Good Bye Summer

*nods wif ecksitement*

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

a regret full feature

what iss called

#themomgoesteuwhork

comeshomeearly

teutendteume

leabesagain

goesteugrandobening

comeshomelateatnight

smoochesteumakeubwifme

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

Our Memorial Feature

what iss called

My Cousin Buddy

*sigh*

Sweetest ob the Sweet

Buddy leabes uss Teuday

our hearts are broken

butt

whee are comforted wif

the whiggly fought

ob

Buddy and The Bleu

b a c k   t e u g e f f e r

wif their

M a d i s o n   M o m

*sending our lubbs teu My Uncle Tom*

*whibes tears*

and now

ebber mind full

juss how berry breshuss life iss

. . .

our regular feature

what iss called

Ackademia Whednesday

wright wright
chee chobbing
libber bagging

a quick
o u t
for business

a kwick
i n
teu gaffer our selbes ub

and

b o a r d

the Trolley

for our
fibe minnit trib
teu
My Skool

and our

t w e n t y   f i b e   m i n n i t 

then
t e n   m i n n i t   m o r e
w h a i t

for
 a barking sbace
*groan*

tardy
and wif a full arena
. . .
my instrucktor
calls me teu train in
t h e   c e n t e r

so it iss
wif
d i s s t r a c k s h u n s
galore

that

I hand target

I sbin return

I tuck ub sit
I return teu heel
I deu my rounds

I deu my
b o a r d   w h o r k

and
here I amb
a f t e r   c l a s s
whorking on
i m b u l s e   c o n t r o l

while

whee lissten teu

o u r   i n s t r u c k s h u n s   f o r   t h e   w h e e k

yess yesss
concebts for training

s i l e n t s
iss
golden

what means
the Mom
kneeds teu
*silents*

whee kneed teu whork on
hine kwarter rotayshuns

and
g e t   c l o s e
wiff ackyeur-ussy

in berry fack
there iss
t a l k

whee might
kneed teu build a
s h e u t   b o c k s

wheu me
really

o crab

s h e u t   j u s s   g o t   r e a l
*hahahahahahahahahahahahaha*

and now
home whork in baw
good bye teu friends
and
here I amb in
the business yard

be fore

boarding the Trolley

for

The Home Trib

so
following tradition
I can ubdate my fb status:
I amb home from my Skool where,
in sbite ob a tardy and discombulated Handler,
I learned many fings,
berformed each task wif great enfeusiasm,
whorked on my focusing skills,
tugged my toy like a Chamb,
ate lots ob chees and a ton ob fun!
*whsshhhhew*
What a night!

n i g h t   n i g h t

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Fursday

and
I fink yeu can see why it iss
s o   h a r d
f o r   t h e   M o m
t e u   g o
t e u   t h e   f a c k t o r y
butt
juss look
what iss whaiting when she comes
h o m e

and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
out and a bout

yess yesss
whee habbs
f r e e   b l a y

and
whee habbs
b u s i n e s s   t r i b s

where
I deu all so tell the Mom
there iss
s o m e   f i n g
in those shrubs

and here I amb
by
the east fence
. . .
no
I did knot
l a y   a n   e g g

*haha*
that iss a
m u s h   r e u m

and that brings uss eu

our regular feature

what iss called

fings in my yard

like

the red bleuming wheed

and
Miss Myrtle
wif her turning leabes
and
fading bink bleaums

and then

there iss thiss

f u r r

what iss knot mine

it makes uss
a bit sad
on a counta
all the feffers and now the furr
*gulbs*
whee know are deu teu
h a w k s

*sobs*
- - -
and now that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
minding my own bizzy ness
when

S U R B R I S E

* * *

The RZC Chiggin Salad Delibery Whaggon

rolls ub

wright wright
those free noses belong teu
Cousins Rizzi, Zeke and Cam

and they are

b e r r y   e c k s i t e d

teu delibber

a tasty batch ob

Aunt Karen's Chiggin Salad

yess yesss
 s e r b i c e   w i f   a   s m i l e

what iss it

what iss it

I whill habbs

j u s s   a   l i t t l e   t a s t e

ob the lid

o my
y u m m y   g o o d n e s s
in side

Fank Yeu
Aunt Karen
- - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
the rest ob my Fursday Ebening

yess yesss
gorgeous skies
great wheffer

I amb
o u t

for
a bit ob
thiss and that

and now
I finks teu
c o m e   i n n

on a counta

I remember

and
here I amb
s i t t i n g

on
m y   b i r f d a y   r u g
begging asking
blease blease blease

c h i g g i n   s a l a d

blease

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

at long lasst... Friday

and wif
the Mom
home from the facktory
. . .
high on her a genda
iss
our regular feature
what iss called
our traditional fambily nab

what iss really
l u b b y   d u b b y   s h m u g g l i n g

and
a   l i t t l e   g u i l t y   t e e b e e
*shhhh shhhhhh*

ob course
I deu habbs teu take
breaks

for
m o n k e y   r a s s l i n g

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
my out ob doors break

and
here yeu see

the golden retrieber
in
t h e   w h i l d s
ob
hiss batio

deeb deeb
in
h i s s   f o u g h t s

yeu know
fings like
deus my neck whare comblement my sweet face

and
shirley
the Chef cood use
the Photographer's Helb
wright a bout now

butt
I digress

and
zibbity zib

and now
i n n

for

my faboritest ob the features

what iss called

The Friday Night Dinner Blate

and
here I amb saying
" b r i n g    o n   t h e   f o o d   b a g "

and
teunight's sbeshull
. . .
salmon and legumes kibbles
fresh carrots
fresh crean beans
a smidge ob botato
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
and
*licks libs*
fresh whatter mellon garnish

and
ass iss
the soshull media standard
now a days
. . .
a   s e l f y   w i f   m y   f o o d s
*giggles*

before moobing teu
my dining reum
where
The Friday Night Sbeshull
iss baired nicely wif
Ozarka Sbring Whatters

and
*clears froat*
g o o d   m a n n e r s
ob course

ahhh
yesss yessss

yeu can judge
the taste ob the foods
by
the locayshun ob the bowl

and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My After Dinner Outing

" what cheu talkin bout whillis "

*giggles*

I lubbs Yeu, Mom

and
yesssss
whee break for
a bre-photo sheut phot sheut

and
here I gibbs yeu
a bit ob
off the shoulder

o
and look look
a   c o t t o n   b a l l   s k y

while
I kwickly deu my
b u s i n e s s

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday Afterneun Photo Sheut

and
here I gibbs yeu
surbrised

wif
a touch ob
bout

and then
ob course
sweet

wif
a hint ob
curious

and then
teu
. . .
dignificayshun

wif
inter mitten
. . .
I lubbs Yeu

followed
by
. . .
I know thiss iss yeur lasst libber

" it's a rab "

time teu habbs

f u n

look look look
*jumbs wif glee&
s t i c k

I habbs a stick
and
Yeu deu knot

*issheus challenge*
c h a s e   m e

teu what
the KillJoy Mom
s h u t s   t h e   b a r t y   d o w n

*bouts*
and
*bouts*

and
*bouts*
un till the wharden lets me
g o   b a c k   o u t

and
while she iss
diss trackted

by
the beauty muss skies

I whill sneak in
a   b i t   o b   f u n

and then
whee come teugeffer
re focus
and
t r a i n
*yay*

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
being good till it iss time

correckshun

t r y i n g   t e u   b e   g o o d

and definitely

KNOT
c h e u i n g   t h e   m o n k e y ' s   e a r

umm
deus thiss clock
make my butt look big

*haha*
and now
*drumb roll*
i t   i s s   t i m e

for
our mose nommy feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu

o my
. . .
i t   i s s   s o   g o o d

I
crunch crunch crunch
and then
settle in teu
s a b o r

ahhh

there iss nuffing like

a good cheu

- - - - -

and now

ass whee but thiss wheek teu

big bed

whee fink ... whee remember
whee mourn a bit
whee celebrate

. . .

whee treasure

p.s. hug yeur lubbed ones teunight.