Friday, September 26, 2014

Friday Night Wrights: Not Every Week Can Be Exciting Edition

Habby Friday
and
Whellcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights:
Knot Ebbery Wheek
Can Be
Ecksiting
Edition
ass wheeks go
it iss hard teu follow
The Great Birfday Teur
and
My Big Show N Go
lasst wheek

so
whee did knot eben try
*ha ha*
so let's get wright started wif
our regular feature
what iss called
Sluggish Saturday

I mean
whee did
k n o t   o n e   s i n g l e   f i n g

whell
. . .
wif the ecksebshun ob
the Mom's
f i n a l   b i r f d a y   d i n n e r
*fanks goodness*
wif
Aunt Susan and Uncle Mike
*fanks Aunt Susan and Uncle Mike*
and
The Aggie Foot Ball Game
what whee whatch
wif
k e e n   i n t e r e s t
and all so
what. whee. whin.
A&M   58   smu   6
*whoop*
- - -
and then
in the ebening
whee deu some
m e a n d e r i n g
under the
d r a m a t i c k a l   s k y
me
bracktissing
the sbort ob
eckstreem shniffing
the Mom
saying
I remind her ob
a little ole lady
wheu habbs lost a bair ob ear rings
teu which
I bretend knot teu hear her
un till
I fink she might go in side
all by her self
. . .
and she might get
s c a r e d   a l l   a   l o n e
so
I muss join her
on a counta
whee all know
. . .
s h e e   k n e e d s   m e
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Sundry Sunday
what whee start wif
a bit ob
a   l a y   i n*creeby eyes*
what all so
doubles
ass a
m o n k e y   r a s s l e
un till whee all deu get
h u n g r y
again
. . .
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Second Breakfast
and here iss
how it goes
the Mom buts on her clobes
I go teu my little reum
the Mom gets in the Trolley and leabes
= W H A I T =
the Mom iss sbosed teu
eiber
(1) gibbs me a treat and close my door
or
(c) inbite me teu the Trolley
. . .
I amb like
. . .
what
*umm*
where
and wif
the jumble ob
m a m a   n e r b e s
the Trolley makes the block
and quickly heads teu
whataburger
w i f o u t   m e
*bouts a little butt feels like a big boy*
and when
the Mom returns home
I greet her wif a
c a l m   w h e l l c o m e
and a
where habbs yeu been
and
teu answer the question
I know yeu habbs
. . .
yess yesssss
t h e   h o u s e   i s s   s t i l l   s t a n d i n g
ass an aside
the Mom habbs been whanting teu
t r a n s i t i o n   m e
teu more freedom when she iss a whay
butt
the whay teu deu it iss
on the wheekend
small increments ob time
shee habbs been taking the Trolley round the block
butt when she goes some blace for 10-15 minutes
whee all whays go teugeffer
*nods*
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
The Small Sunday Fings
I deu lubbs
a day
wif out
a genda
a day
wif
bleu skies
a day
teu
h u n t   and   s t a l k
a day
teu
c o m e   a   r u n n i n g
a day
teu
i n b e s t i g a t e
a day
teu
head in side
t e u   t h e   M o m
and now
that brings uss teu
Our Memorial Feature
what iss called
My Cousin Miss Lovey
a tiny girl
wif
a huge bersonality
and for all mose
six teen years
. . .
the light in the eye
ob my
Aunt Dav and Uncle Benjy
Miss Lovey
leabes uss teuday
teu join
all our lubbed ones
in
Heaben at The Rainbow Bridge
. . .
*bows head*
our hearts are broken
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Ugh Monday
and
ass Ugh ass Mondays are
whee re joyce in the
t i m e
whee can sbend
t e u g e f f e r
in berry fack
I
d a n c e
o n
t h e   M o m ' s   s h a d o w
and
being ass how
teuday iss
t h e   l a s s t   d a y   o b   s u m m e r
I amb rocking the
l a s t   c h a n c e   w h a r d   r o b e
ass
besst ass I can
*whibes sweat from brow*
Good Bye Summer
*nods wif ecksitement*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
a regret full feature
what iss called

#themomgoesteuwhork

comeshomeearly

teutendteume
leabesagain
goesteugrandobening

comeshomelateatnight
smoochesteumakeubwifme
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
Our Memorial Feature
what iss called
My Cousin Buddy
*sigh*
Sweetest ob the Sweet
Buddy leabes uss Teuday
our hearts are broken
butt
whee are comforted wif
the whiggly fought
ob
Buddy and The Bleu
b a c k   t e u g e f f e r
wif their
M a d i s o n   M o m
*sending our lubbs teu My Uncle Tom*
*whibes tears*
and now
ebber mind full
juss how berry breshuss life iss
. . .
our regular feature
what iss called
Ackademia Whednesday
wright wright
chee chobbing
libber bagging
a quick
o u t
for business
a kwick
i n
teu gaffer our selbes ub
and
b o a r d
the Trolley
for our
fibe minnit trib
teu
My Skool
and our
t w e n t y   f i b e   m i n n i t 
then
t e n   m i n n i t   m o r e
w h a i t
for
 a barking sbace
*groan*
tardy
and wif a full arena
. . .
my instrucktor
calls me teu train in
t h e   c e n t e r
so it iss
wif
d i s s t r a c k s h u n s
galore
that
I hand target
I sbin return
I tuck ub sit
I return teu heel
I deu my rounds
I deu my
b o a r d   w h o r k
and
here I amb
a f t e r   c l a s s
whorking on
i m b u l s e   c o n t r o l
while
whee lissten teu
o u r   i n s t r u c k s h u n s   f o r   t h e   w h e e k
yess yesss
concebts for training
s i l e n t s
iss
golden
what means
the Mom
kneeds teu
*silents*
whee kneed teu whork on
hine kwarter rotayshuns
and
g e t   c l o s e
wiff ackyeur-ussy
in berry fack
there iss
t a l k
whee might
kneed teu build a
s h e u t   b o c k s

wheu me
really
o crab
s h e u t   j u s s   g o t   r e a l
*hahahahahahahahahahahahaha*
and now
home whork in baw
good bye teu friends
and
here I amb in
the business yard
be fore
boarding the Trolley

for

The Home Trib

so
following tradition
I can ubdate my fb status:
I amb home from my Skool where,
in sbite ob a tardy and discombulated Handler,
I learned many fings,

berformed each task wif great enfeusiasm,
whorked on my focusing skills,
tugged my toy like a Chamb,
ate lots ob chees and a ton ob fun!
*whsshhhhew*
What a night!
n i g h t   n i g h t
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Fursday
and
I fink yeu can see why it iss
s o   h a r d
f o r   t h e   M o m
t e u   g o
t e u   t h e   f a c k t o r y
butt
juss look
what iss whaiting when she comes
h o m e
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
out and a bout
yess yesss
whee habbs
f r e e   b l a y
and
whee habbs
b u s i n e s s   t r i b s
where
I deu all so tell the Mom
there iss
s o m e   f i n g
in those shrubs
and here I amb
by
the east fence
. . .
no
I did knot
l a y   a n   e g g
*haha*
that iss a
m u s h   r e u m
and that brings uss eu
our regular feature
what iss called
fings in my yard
like
the red bleuming wheed
and
Miss Myrtle
wif her turning leabes
and
fading bink bleaums
and then
there iss thiss
f u r r
what iss knot mine
it makes uss
a bit sad
on a counta
all the feffers and now the furr
*gulbs*
whee know are deu teu
h a w k s
*sobs*
- - -
and now that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
minding my own bizzy ness
when
S U R B R I S E
* * *
The RZC Chiggin Salad Delibery Whaggon
rolls ub
wright wright
those free noses belong teu
Cousins Rizzi, Zeke and Cam
and they are
b e r r y   e c k s i t e d
teu delibber
a tasty batch ob
Aunt Karen's Chiggin Salad
yess yesss
 s e r b i c e   w i f   a   s m i l e
what iss it
what iss it
I whill habbs
j u s s   a   l i t t l e   t a s t e
ob the lid
o my
y u m m y   g o o d n e s s
in side
Fank Yeu
Aunt Karen

- - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
the rest ob my Fursday Ebening
yess yesss
gorgeous skies
great wheffer
I amb
o u t
for
a bit ob
thiss and that
and now
I finks teu
c o m e   i n n
on a counta
I remember
and
here I amb
s i t t i n g
on
m y   b i r f d a y   r u g
begging asking
blease blease blease
c h i g g i n   s a l a d
blease
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
at long lasst... Friday
and wif
the Mom
home from the facktory
. . .
high on her a genda
iss
our regular feature
what iss called
our traditional fambily nab
what iss really
l u b b y   d u b b y   s h m u g g l i n g
and
a   l i t t l e   g u i l t y   t e e b e e
*shhhh shhhhhh*
ob course
I deu habbs teu take
breaks
for
m o n k e y   r a s s l i n g
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
my out ob doors break
and
here yeu see
the golden retrieber
in
t h e   w h i l d s
ob
hiss batio
deeb deeb
in
h i s s   f o u g h t s
yeu know
fings like
deus my neck whare comblement my sweet face
and
shirley
the Chef cood use
the Photographer's Helb
wright a bout now
butt
I digress
and
zibbity zib
and now
i n n
for
my faboritest ob the features
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
and
here I amb saying
" b r i n g    o n   t h e   f o o d   b a g "
and
teunight's sbeshull
. . .
salmon and legumes kibbles
fresh carrots
fresh crean beans
a smidge ob botato

grizzly salmon oil drizzle
and
*licks libs*
fresh whatter mellon garnish
and
ass iss
the soshull media standard
now a days
. . .
a   s e l f y   w i f   m y   f o o d s
*giggles*
before moobing teu
my dining reum
where
The Friday Night Sbeshull
iss baired nicely wif
Ozarka Sbring Whatters
and
*clears froat*
g o o d   m a n n e r s
ob course
ahhh
yesss yessss
yeu can judge
the taste ob the foods
by

the locayshun ob the bowl
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My After Dinner Outing

" what cheu talkin bout whillis "
*giggles*
I lubbs Yeu, Mom
and
yesssss
whee break for
a bre-photo sheut phot sheut
and
here I gibbs yeu
a bit ob
off the shoulder
o
and look look
a   c o t t o n   b a l l   s k y
while
I kwickly deu my
b u s i n e s s
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday Afterneun Photo Sheut
and
here I gibbs yeu
surbrised
wif
a touch ob
bout
and then
ob course
sweet
wif
a hint ob
curious
and then
teu
. . .
dignificayshun
wif
inter mitten
. . .
I lubbs Yeu
followed
by
. . .
I know thiss iss yeur lasst libber
" it's a rab "
time teu habbs
f u n
look look look
*jumbs wif glee&
s t i c k
I habbs a stick
and
Yeu deu knot
*issheus challenge*
c h a s e   m e
teu what
the KillJoy Mom
s h u t s   t h e   b a r t y   d o w n
*bouts*
and
*bouts*
and
*bouts*
un till the wharden lets me
g o   b a c k   o u t
and
while she iss
diss trackted
by
the beauty muss skies
I whill sneak in
a   b i t   o b   f u n
and then
whee come teugeffer
re focus
and
t r a i n
*yay*
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
being good till it iss time
correckshun
t r y i n g   t e u   b e   g o o d
and definitely
KNOT
c h e u i n g   t h e   m o n k e y ' s   e a r
umm
deus thiss clock
make my butt look big
*haha*
and now
*drumb roll*
i t   i s s   t i m e
for
our mose nommy feature

what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu
o my
. . .
i t   i s s   s o   g o o d
I
crunch crunch crunch
and then
settle in teu
s a b o r
ahhh
there iss nuffing like
a good cheu
- - - - -
and now
ass whee but thiss wheek teu
big bed
whee fink ... whee remember
whee mourn a bit
whee celebrate
. . .
whee treasure

p.s. hug yeur lubbed ones teunight.

6 comments:

  1. dood...noe o fence ta yur aunt karen but we wood pazz on de chickn ...any thing...salad ore knot...fav o rite fotos this week.....eye haza stix, ewe due knot seer ezz...thanx bee ta cod ewe dinna lay an egg..... ☺

    N we iz veree veree sorree bout yur cuzins lovey & buddy...God's speed two them both with HIS strength two ther familiez during thiz veree sad time ♥♥♥♥♥


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  2. So much going on in your life my friend. I am sorry some goodbyes had to be said.
    love
    tweedles

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  3. We are so sorry to hear about your Cousins Buddy & Lovey.

    Momma says to tell you that we still don't trust Harlow outside of her little room when we are gone. Most days we don't trust her out of her room when we are here. She doesn't make the best decisions...

    Your photos are the cutest.

    Monty and Harlow

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  4. Reufus, Somehow we missed this one. We are very sorry to hear about Lovey and Buddy. We are sure they are playing with The Bleu, The Luke, Sophie, Hamish & Chance.
    Lub you,
    Auntie Sheila, Uncle Bob
    Cousins Emma & Jesse

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