Friday Night Wrights: [R]October Edition

Habby Friday
and
Whellcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
[R]Ocktober
Edition

whee deu
lubbs lubbs lubbs
t h e   f a l l

and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Aggie Football

yess yesss
wif an
eleben o clock ayemm
start time

I deu send the Mom off
for a
g a m e   d a y   s e c o n d   b r e a k f a s t
*drools*

and
l u c k y   f o r   m e
she returns home
wif
b a c o n
juss in time for
k i c k   o f f

it iss
a   t o u g h   g a m e
filled wif
drobbed basses
benalties
misses
fird down failures

bleached kitching countertobs
cleaned out bantry
re-botted blants
. . .
and
a r t   w h o r k

now

. . .

whee deu whatch
all mose

ebbery single down

butt

whee deu all so deu

o d d e r   s t u f f

while Our Aggies loose

uss   31     msu   48

*sobs*

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Sunday

a
gorgeous day
and
here I amb wif a
s k i b   i n   m y   s t e b

finking
what fun it might be
. . .
[eben though whee are SO KNOT nfl fans]
. . .
teu whatch
our Texans blay the cowboys

so

whee tried

butt
it whas a game filled wif
whashed, dried and folded clobes
backyeumed floors
and more
re-botted blants

while
whee losst in ober time
H   18   d   20
*frowns*

and
that calls for
a sbeshull feature
what whee call
f e t c h

*run*
*get it*

*bring it back*
*bounce on it*

*gibbs it back*
*run after it again*

*bring it back*

*run after it again*

*bring it back*

*offer it ub*

and then
the Mom takes it a whay
while
I   s t i l l   w h a n t   t e u   b l a y

on a counta
that iss
h e r   m o d u s   o b e r a n d i

and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
the rest ob my wheekend

look look
gorgeous sky
and
l o t s   o b   b i r d s

lots ob
milling about
in
t h e   d a y t i m e

and

heading out

in

t h e   n i g h t   t i m e

teu deu my

c r i t t e r   c h e c k s

and
g e n e r a l   s h n o o f i n g s

teu track

t h e   b i g   b i z z a   b i e

while
being tracked
by
d a r k   s h a d o w s

yeu know
. . .
t h e   y e u s - y e u - a l l

and then

before yeu know it

in

a frackshun ob a seckond

nuffing flat
the blink ob an eye

it iss time for

our regular feature

what iss called

Ugh Monday

what habbs been

a berry wheffer full

d a y   o b   s t o r m s

wif
b i g   b e c a n   l i m b sdown

in
m y   l a w n
and in
M i s s   M y r t l e

all what
s c a r e d
the Mom

so
she quickly makes a call
teu our
t r e e   c u t t e r   d o w n e r e r

and then

whee take

a whorry break

for
a sbeshull feature
what iss called
a mini photo sheut

deu knot blink
or
yeu whill miss it

t h e   e n d

*haha*
bringing uss back teu
our night time feature
what iss called
*um*
n i g h t   t i m e

where whee
once again

beer frew
the tree

teu see

t h e   b i g   h u n k   o b   c h e e

*chuckles at my own boetry*

and now

yeu see me

*blink*
now
yeu don't

*majick*
- - - - -
what brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
*james bond boice*
Teusday
Night Time Teusday

where
yeu whill find me

out
and
a bout

checking
t h i s s   and   t h a t

tracking
t h e   o r b   o b   n i g h t
unforechewnutly
teu early
for
t h e   b l o o d   m o o n
*bouts*

and
yess yesss
looking for
a   b i t   o b   m i s c h i e f

un till

the Mom calls

m y   b l u f f

night night

- - -

and that brings uss teu

our long a whaited regular feature

what iss called

Whednesday

and

here whee are

out for

m y   m o r n i n g   c o n s t i t u t i o n a l

showing yeu
w h y
the Mom shood know whear
d a r k   c l o b e s

*haha*
and now for
the fun bart ob my Whednesday
. . .

my mose faboritest ob the features

what whee call

My Ackademia

what starts
wif

yeu guessed it
. . .
the traditional
c h o b b i n g   o b   t h e   c h e e

followed
by the
b a g g i n g
ob   the
c h e e   and   l i b b e r s

the
t r a d i n g
ob
t r i c k s

for
t a s t e   t e s t i n g s

strickly for
quality control
burboses
ob course
*nods*

and
now teu juss
bass the time

I make my
rounds

checking
all the fings
what need
checking

coming
inn
teu chill a little

and then

wif

the butting on ob the Mom's sheus

and one

l a s s t   c a l l

a bit ob
small business

and now
hurry ub Mom
c o m e   o n   H a n d l e r

let's go teu
m y   s k o o l

*cheers*

and

here I amb in

the business yard

checking my
m e s s a g e s
and
leabing
a teeny tiny memo

and
while the Mom Handler
fetches me all
m y   s t u f f
. . .
I make my self at
h o m e

in
m y   l i t t l e   d o r m   r e u m
*nods*

and now
a whord a bout
o u r   e b e n i n g   o b   t r a i n i n g

the Mom I mean Handler iss habbing

a berry hard terrible time
in the bresher cooker
at the facktory
and
she iss
*how teu say it*
*um*
d i s c o n t e n t e d

and
yeu may knot beliebes it
butt
I amb euber
s e n s i t i b b s
when she iss feeling off
I amb berry feeling
o f f
teu

so teunight

I amb

a bit

h e s i t a n t

a bit
d i s t r a c k t e d

butt

whee deu still whork hard

and

habbs lots ob

f u n

and
teunight
whee whork on
tuck ub sits
brobber heel bozishuns
turns and bibbots
sbin-a-ramas
hiney quarter rotayshuns


and
my on off switch
. . .
for ecksamble
here I amb demonstrating
m y   m a t   b e h a b i o r
odder whise known ass
my off switch

and for

all wheu are keebing reckords

. . .

yeu know

our heeling

whas

a real wheak boint

in our first show

. . .

and whell

the neckst lebel

requires

*gasb*

o f f   l e a s h   h e e l i n g

whell

wif

berry many fanks teu
ay a bundance ob attenshun from
and

seuber innobaytibbs tweaks by
m y   a w e s o m e   i n s t r u c k t o r s

- - -

o u r   h e e l i n g

iss

whay much more

libely, attentibbs, brecise

*cheers*

o
yess yesss yesssss
I deu lubs
t r a i n i n g
. . .
I deu lubbs
m y   s k o o l
and
I deu lubbs
my friend and fellow steudent
M i s s   M e g
[isn't she lubbly]

what
a
night

and
here I amb
h o m e

where it iss
teu late
for
t h e   b l o o d   m o o n

*sigh*

night night

- - - - -

and now wif

a nodder fun skool night

in the reckord books

I bresent for yeu

my artsy feature

what iss berry clebberly called

m y   a r t

abubbs: Reufus in Whatter Cullers
below: Reufus All Tecknickal

below: [H] Abby Strackt Reufus

below: Habby Hairy Reufus

I deu
hobes
yeu habbs enjoyed
t h i s s   g a l l e r y   s h o w i n g
*bows*

- - - - -

and

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Good Morning, Fursday

whee are

a bit slow teu whake

a bit late teu rise

butt when whee deu

. . .

whee are

m e z z m a r i z e d

wif
t h i s s   g o r g e o u s   s k y

I mean
juss look
. . .
* g a z e s   i n   a   m a z e m e n t *

ok ok
back teu
r e a l i t y
. . .
life ain't all beauty and noses

that's wright
. . .
life iss all so
business

what
the Mom Handler makes me deu
before
m y   m o r n i n g   t r a i n i n g

what I deu
l u b b s
*cheers*
and
one long nab later
. . .
our regular feature
what whee call
Fursday Afternoon

o
yess yesss
F R I D A Y
iss so close

I
can
shmell her in the airs

butt furst

. . .

o look

s k w i r r e l

ok ok
he whent
ub there
butt
he whass all so
j u s s   h e r e

wright wright

I get it
the Mom whants me teu
c o m e   i n   o b   d o o r s

teu
conneckt
wif
the business guide

*haha*
wheu I deu ull timately
s h o w   t h e   w h a y

*bows*
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
stuff in my yard

and
here iss
big becan limbs
in
Miss Myrtle

a
fallen
a c o r n

a
big ole
icky
s h r e u m

ober head
. . .
a great big
b e a u t y   f u l l   b l e u   s k y

and
back down here
a nodder
b r e t t y   w h e e d   b l e u m

and

on the batio

. . .

four

ob

m y   r e b o t t e d   b l a n t s

what are
whatched ober
by
t e u   c h u b b y   s k w i r r e l s

and
sbeaking ob
. . .
here iss
a half eaten nut
ob
some sort

and now

sun down

a critter in my tree

and

the Mom hollering

come

i n n

come teu

b i g   b e d

night night
- - - - -
and now it's time for
our bounty feature
what iss called
my amazon brime de libberies

yess yesss
wif
the Trolley
closing in on
100,000 miles

teu day shibbing
for
f r e e

and
half brice deals

and
here I amb showing yeu
m y   g r i z z l y   s a l m o n   o i l

64 oz for the brice ob 32 oz

o
yeu know how I lubbs
m y   d r i z z l e

fank yeu
the Mom
and
fank yeu
the drone
*haha*

and now
look look

w h a t
deu whee habbs here

it iss for me
I know
*nibbles corner*

o
yess yessss
t h e   b u m b k i n   m o d d e r   l o d e

*licks libs*
Grandma Lucy's
b u m b k i n   c o o k i e s

and
o
yesss
sweet botato and becan
treats

what
I lubbs lubbs lubbs
. . .
in a combo back
ob
 f i b e   f r e u t a b l e s

what all so incleudes
bumbkin and abble
bumbkin and ba nana
bumbkin and bleu berry
bumbkin and cran berry

*licks libs*
and now

that brings uss teu
a new twist on our regular feature
what iss called
Crack ob Dawn Friday

yess yesss

refer back teu

the Mom - the Facktory

story a bubbs

whee are
ubbs and out
e a r l y

so
for me teu deu
my business

a short bit ob
training

and then
quick quick
I'm ready teu go
i n n

teu
m y   l i t t l e   r e u m

so
whee can blay
t h e   c o o k i e   g a m e

what iss all so
called
t h e   l o o k   h e r e   g a m e

o
yess yesss
and
h e r e
my friends
iss
t h e   l a s s t   f i n g
t h e   M o m   s e e s
before leabing our home

and

all so

t h e   b e r r y   f i r s t   f i n g

s h e   s e e s

when she comes home

- - -

and that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

my bounty

and
teuday's bounty
iss courtesy ob
the Kroger

in thiss bag
iss
b a k e d   c h i g g i n

and in a nodder
. . .
whatter melon and cant elobes

and
now it's time for
our regular feature
what iss called
a quick romb

out
business
shniff

and now
back
i n n

for

the Mom's faborite feature

what iss called

our traditional after noon nab

what iss really

less a nab

and
more ob a

t e e b e e   w h a t c h i n g

and
sweet

c u d d l e

u b   s i d e   d o w n
ob course

wif
the stretches

and
t h e   b a w   h o l d i n g

until

I finks teu

habbs enough

at which time
I finks teu
s m o o c h

and
tell her fings

and
make her
l a u g h s

and
one ob the fings
I tell her
iss
- - -
*whisbers*
let's go
o u t   o b   d o o r s

so
whee can see
what whee can see

and
whee can shmell
what whee can shmell

and
ok yesss
- - -
it iss time
for our regular feature
what iss called
My First Friday Photo Sheut

and
here I amb
gibbing yeu
m y   n o g g i n

and now
my distant gaze

and
a bit ob
w h o r r y
[about that libber]

and
here iss my
b b q

iss that
b o r k

I whish
I whish
I   W H I S H

and

yessssss

it iss
t i m e

for

our regular feature

what iss called

The Friday Night Dinner Blate

and

*drumb roll*

Teunight's Sbeshull

- - -

salmon and legumes kibbles

fresh green beans

grizzly salmon oil drizzle

whatter melon and cant elobes garnish

fought fully
baired wif
Ozarka Sbring Whatters

and
g o o d   m a n n e r s

amen
*nom nom nom*

*whibes mouf on rug*

and now
it's time for
our regular feature

what iss called

my after dinner outing

my o my
what a gorgeous day

and that brings uss teu
our neckst regular feature
what iss called
My Second Friday Photo Sheut

again

r o c k i n g   t h e   b o o   n e c k w h a r e

wright wright
tiss the season
why
I habbs decorated
the hall baff

wif

m y   b o o   c o l l e c k s h u n

butt

I digress
- - -
here iss my
stern

my
boor me

and now
. . .
my
s w e e t

my
whatcha doin wif my libber

my
w h h h a t t t

my
b r o   f i l e

for
good mesher
. . .
my conteckst

and
. . .
m y   o b e r   i t

what brings uss

back in ob doors
teu
whait and whait and whait

whait and whait and whait

whait and whait and whait

and

w h a i t

for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Bully Stick Cheu

yess yessss
b u l l y   s t i c k

what
I
c r u n c h   m a d l y

before
s e t t l i n g   i n n
for
a relacksing cheu

and now

ass whee

close out our wheek

I whill share

thiss fought

. . .
some times
when life gets yeu down
yeu juss habbs teu
 g a z e   i n   t e u   m y   s w e e t   e y e s

ebbery single fing
whill be
ok
. . .
yeu habbs my bromise