Friday Night Wrights: Happy Mother's Day and Other Stuff

Happy Friday

and

Welcome

teu

Friday Night Wrights

Habby Motters Day

and
Otter Stuff

so

let's get wright started

wif
our sbeshull holiday feature

what iss called

what o what

o

what
are whee gonna get
Mom for Moms Day

Saturday 9f May

and now
here iss
The Pie

wheu finks

whee shood get her
a   c e n t i b e d e   a n d   s u s b e n d e r s

butt

whee ALL know

it iss
Y E U

wheu whants

the
c e n t i b e d e
*nods*

and all so

Y E U

wheu whants teu
re-gift

the

s u s b e n d e r s

*lol*

butt
n i c e   t r y

Pie

no no

inn stead

~

The Whoman Wheu Deus So Much

. . .

deserbes

a   b e r r y   f o u g h t   f u l l   g i f t

like

for ecksamble

. . .

a   b i g   b a g   o b   b u l l y   s t i c k s
f i s h   s t r i b s
and
a   b i n k   l a m m y

whell

maybe

the fish stribs

are

a   b i t   s e l f i s h

butt
The Mom
whill
l u b b s
bully sticks and a lammy

*nods*

so

whee talked it ober

regroubed

b o t e d   a g a i n

and

whee decided
m o r e   t h a n   a n y   f i n g

Our Mom

whill lubbs
t e u l s

wright wright

t e u l s

teu

m a i n t a i n

My Kingdom
*nods*

so
whee booled

o u r   s a b i n g s

and then
b o r r o w e d

a   c u b b l e   h u n n e r d   d o l l a r s
[ from our only source ob credit ]

and

whee headed teu

T h e   D e b o t

where

I whanted

B l a c k   a n d   D e c k e r

butt

The Pie

inn sissted

on

Lime Green Ryobi

- - -

wright wright

. . 

w h e e d   e a t e r

and

b l o w e r

o

whee

c a n   k n o t   w h a i t

teu see

h e r   f a c e

- - - - -

and now
that brings uss teu

our holiday is here feature
what whee call

Habby Motters Day

10f May

- - -

H A B B Y   M O T T E R S   D A Y

~

S U R B R I S E

and

wif
a   h a n d   t e u   h e r   h e a r t
and

a   t e a r   o n   h e r   c h e e k

iss touched

she knew

where

t h a t   c u b b l e   o b   h u n n e r d   d o l l a r s
whent

- - -

and that brings uss teu
our mystery fee-ater feature
what iss called

Pie and The Fing

muss

a

bbroach

wif
c a u t i o n

muss

yeuse

sense

ob

s h m e l l

iss

it

a

l i b e

might

be

a

b o m b

how

did

it

get

h e r e
what

iss

i t

whee

d e u   k n o t   k n o w

butt it iss

berry

berry

o d d

- - -

and now

w h a t c h

The Pie
l i b e

*giggles*

once he

f i g y e u r e s   i t   o u t

he

iss

w r i g h t   b a c k

teu
t h e   c o n f i d e n t   p i e

ob course

then

t h e   e m b t y   c h a i r

frew hims
for a
l o o b

* l o l *

- - - - -

bringing uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

stuff in our yard
- - -

and here iss
the nay bor's

a n g e l s   t r u m b e t s

h o l y   c r a b

and now

whee learn that they are

b o i s i n o u s

* scaredy face *

- - -

and now

it iss time

for

our fun feature

what iss called

My Aunt Karen Comes for A Bisit

and

after quite a long while

ob
l u b b i n g   o n   m e

- - -
whee deu bring out
The Pie

teu

b l a y

wif
My Our Aunt Karen

 and

what yeu see here
iss
h e r   q u i c k   s n a b   s h o t s

o yeah

. . .

W h e e   d e u   l u b b s   O u r   A u n t   K a r e n

she

iss

t i b b y   t o b b s

- - -

and

that brings uss teu

our surbrise feature

what iss called

Aunt Karen iss Sneaky

*giggles*

juss

look

w h a t   s h e   l e f t

inn

the hall baff

F R E E   M O N K E Y   D U C K S

~

whee deu lubbs dem

*cheers*

- - -

and that brings uss teu

our checking ub feature

what iss called

How Iss Miss Pip Teuday

wright wright

ass yeu may recall

from

a few days ago

. . .

Miss Pippi

iss home from

b i g   t i m e   s u r g e r y

*nods*

a sbay

a hernia rebair

and

deu claw remeubals

and

here she iss
r e c u b b e r i n g
inn
m a t c h i n g
g r e e n

c o n e   a n d   s o c k s

Bless Her Sweet Heart

*brayers*

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our motters day feature

what iss called

Selfy Wif The Mom
[ omd she needs a face and some rest ]

and

here she iss

figyeuring out
t h e   s t i c k

then
u b   f i r s t
iss
The Pie

wright wright

whee try

t h e   b e d
so he iss a
c a b t i b b s   m o d d l e

whee deu

all so

try

t r e a t s

and then
whee

deu

juss

h o b e

for
a

s w e e t   p h o t o

and

a

k i s s

and now

that brings uss teu

what I amb sure iss

Mom's Faborite Feature

called

t i m e   w i f   m e

and

here whee are
c o n f u r r i n g

on

o u r   b e s t   b o s e

*um*

yess

thiss

iss
g o o d

butt

she did knot

s h a m b e u   h e r   f u r s

nor

b u t   o n   h e r   f a c e

o n   t o b s   o b   t h a t

they can knot

see

y e u r   t e e

butt

inn sbite ob it all
~

I deu lubbs yeu so berry much

*kisses*

*KISSES*

and now

whee bresent
o u r   b e s t   b o s e

Habby Motters Day
Motter and Sun

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu
our seuber holiday feature

what iss called

The Pie's First Motter's Day

~

yess yesssss

Little Lime Pie

sends

h i s s   l u b b s

teu

Mama Trance

Grams and Grammys

Terri

Linda

and

Susan

~

The Mom and I

deu

teu

*nods*

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

nighty night

and

[drunk wif the lubbs ob motters day]

The Mom

decides
The Pie

shood habbs

a   b e d

inn

h i s s   l i t t l e   r e u m

o

juss look

h o w   s w e e t

butt

one minute

after

l i g h t s   o u t

. . .

a l l   h e l l   b r o k e   l o o s e

- - -

and

from what I gaffer

thiss

iss

why

w h e e   c a n ' t   h a b b s   n i c e   f i n g s

*bouts*

- - - - -

and

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Ugh Monday

11f May

and
here iss me
on
b e r i m e t e r   b a t r o l l

and
coming out ob
the
n o   n o   c o r n e r

now
blease teu
l e t s   g o   i n n

and

e a t   o u r   d i n n e r

what

whee did deu

*cheers*

- - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Out Wif The Pie

and
here he iss
wif
h i s s   d o o r   m a t
o b s e s h u n
*giggles*

and now
o u t   i n n   t h e   y a r d

deuing
s n i f f y   f i n g s

teu
s n i f f y   s m e l l s

wif
a bit ob
The Sigh-Kologist's
r e b e r s e   s i g h - k o l o g y

finking he might deu
the business
she finks he needs teu deu
iffin
he iss knot tugging on a string

butt
The Pie
deus knot
b l a y   t h a t   g a m e
~
inn stead
here he iss
sniffing
M y   O a k   T r e e
*nods*

like
it
iss
h i s s   o w n

*pfft*

then
l o l l y   g a g g i n g

and
blaying
d o o r   m a t   b o m b   d e t e c k s h u n
*rolls eyes*

and now finally

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Teusday

12f May

*sigh*

m o r e   r a i n
more shreums

m o r e   m u d

and
m o r e   t e r r i f i c   t r e e   s m e l l s
*nods*

and
i n n   o d d e r   n e w s
here iss
Dasher
k i l l i n g   h i s   s t u f f y

bringing uss teu
our inn som knee ya feature
what iss called
Stormy Stormy Night
what iss all so
Whednesday Morning
13f May
=  SKREECH   SKREECH  SKREECH =
~
=  SKREECH   SKREECH  SKREECH =

wright wright wright
there iss
f u n d e r
and
l i g h t n i n g
and
w h i n d s
and
b o u r i n g   d o w n   r a i n s
and
A   S K R E E C H I N G   P H O N E

ebbery fing
butt
S W E E B
*nods*
*sighs*
*yawns*

and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Ackademia

and
here I amb
s n e u b e r b i s i n g
my faborite of features
what iss called
the traditional chobbing ob the chees

and
here iss
t h e   n o m s

free bags ob
c h e e s
and
one bag ob
l i b b e r s

and

wright a bout now

whee get the call

M Y   C L A S S

iss

c a n c e l l e d

deu teu

b a d   w h e f f e r

butt
Dasher's Class
iss
s t i l l   o n   s c h e d u l e
*shakes head*
some one habbs
s o m e   e c k s b l a i n g i n g
teu deu
*blots rebinge*
- - -
note
Little Dasher
habbs
a
l e s s   t h a n   s t e l l a r   n i g h t
at
My Skool
where
n o   p h o t o s
are tooken
and
he sbends
a good borshun ob the ebening
s i c k
inn the business yard
*sobs*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our baby teuf feature
what iss called
Teuf Fairy Fursday
14f May
- - -
wright wright
juss after
l i g h t s   o u t

whee hear
Little Dasher
going
" a a c k   a a c k   a a a a a c k "
and
whee know
eckaskly
w h a t   t h a t   m e a n s

he
sbit
out
a   n o d d e r   t e u f y

so
whee sabes it
for
t h e   t e u f   f a i r y

then
whee deu all go
n i g h t   n i g h t
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
*cheers*
Friday
15f May
and
our regular feature
what iss called
Our Traditional Fambily Nab

what
iss really juss
g u i l t y   t e e   b e e
*whisbers*
T M Z
*blushes*

and
o
how whee look forwhard teu
t h e   d a y
Little Lime Pie
can contain hims
h i g h   s b i r i t
and
j o i n   t h e   f a m b i l y   n a b

and
that brings uss teu
our wheffer feature
what iss called
how teu finish off a bad wheffer wheek
. . .
whell
wif
m o r e   b a d   w h e f f e r
ob course

*sigh*

then
whee all
r u s h   o u t
then
whee all
r u s h   b a c k   i n n

and
here I amb
lisstening teu
f u n d e r

and
gibbing
My Mom
t h e   s w e e t   b a w
*nods*

and
that brings uss teu
our new feature
what iss called
Our Fambily ob Free
Friday Fun

and
here iss
m e   a n d   t h e   p i e
blaying wif
t h e   w h a i t   l i f t e r

and

here he iss

finking

w h a t   t e u   d e i   n e c k s t

deciding
teu
b l a y
wif
The Mom

what
a
c u t e y
eben
juss bart ob him
. . .
juss look at hiss
c o l o r i n g

o
o
O
and hiss
b a t o o t y

S O   C U T E

*smiles*

 - - -

and now

here whee are

blaying
g e n t l e   t u g

and now

I bresent yeu wif

a

e c k s t r e m e l y   r a r e    p h o t o

ob

The Pie

inn

t h e   w h i l d

...

ackchewally

r e l a c k s i n g

*shock*
and now
more
g e n t l e   b l a y

and
here I amb
b u l l i n g
a little

The Pie
s c r a t c h i n g   a   i t c h

the teu ob uss
juss
b e i n g

what all so

iss making

The Mom

b r o u d

*nods*

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

The Friday Night Dinner Blate

and
teunight's sbeshull

features
salmon and legumes kibbles
fresh green beans
inn a
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
wif
a dollob ob bumbkin
dasuquin mint

and

c l o s e   s n e u b e r b i s i o n

o

yesss yesssss

a   e c k s e l l a n t   m e a l

baired nicely

wif

ozarka sbring whatters

and

g o o d   m a n n e r s

*amen*

*dig inn*

and now

that brings uss teu

The Pie Sbeshull

what features

healfy adbantage kibbles

inn

a

FortiFlora and Ozarka Sbring Whatter Graby

wif

a side ob

bumbkin

and
*ahem*

g o o d   m a n n e r s

*amen*
*dig inn*

and now

after

a   b u n c h   o b   b u s i n e s s e s

- - -

whee settle inn

for

our regular feature

what iss called

try teu whear out the pie

butt
some nights
it
iss
i m b o s s i b l e
- - -
here
iss
teu
whishing
yeu
H a b b y   W h e e k e n d

a long wif

a   r e m i n d e r

teu

but bride a side

ecksbress yeur lubb

be bullnerable

~

libbs in the moment

~

l i b b s   t e u   h a b b s   n o   r e g r e t s

~