Friday, May 8, 2015

Friday Night Wrights: Celebration, Support and Working for Success Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Celebrayshun
Subbort
and
Whorking

for
Success

Edition
and
let's get wright started
wif
our regular feature
what iss called
Seuber Saturday
2f May
and
here iss
our regular feature
what iss called
keebing my eye on
T h e   G r o u n d s   K e e b e r

and
her
g r o u n d s   k e e b i n g
now
here
I
amb
out teu
i n s b e c k t
O
. . .
I
amb
a f r a i d
what I might see
*sigh*
butt
ubon
c l o s e   i n n s e b e c k s h u n
and
though
berry sadly
a b   s c e n t   o b   t h e   p o o p
condishuns
are
l o o k i n g
and
s h m e l l i n g
G O O D
*chuckles*
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Out Wif The Pie
*romb*
c o m e
teu
T h e   M o m
for
a
r e w h a r d
*cheers*
and now
for
a   b i t   o b   b u s i n e s s
looking
for
t h e   s b o t
and then
*gasb*
whee steb back teu
r e a l i z e
juss ecksackly
h o w   b i g
Little Pie
habbs grown teu be
*shock*
*whibes brow*
wright wright
he
iss
o u r   b i g   l i t t l e   b o y
and
here
he iss saying
h o w d y
and
iss
n o w
ready teu
j o i n   m e   i n n   s i d e
*nods*
and now
that brings uss teu
our graduation feature
what iss called
A Bigger Reum for The Pie
and now
h e r e
he
iss
butting
hiss
c l a i m
on
it
r e a d i n g
the label
gibbing
yeu
t h e   b i g   b o y
bose
finking
come on Mom
yess yessss yesssssssss
~
l e t ' s   o b e n   i t
and now
*whabes majickal whand*
. . .
I bresent for Yeu
*drumb roll*
. . .
The Pie's
n e w   b i g g e r   l i t t l e   r e u m
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
inn and out
and
inn and out
and
inn and out
. . .
and
here iss me
o u t
now
i n n
and
now
Little Dasher
iss
o u t
o
juss look
how
h i s s   f u r   i s s   g r o w i n g
ober
hiss collar
*whibes tear*
and now
h e r e
iss
Little Pie
. . .
f i l l i n g   u b   h i s s   l i t t l e   r e u m
*sigh*
making
it
m y   t u r n
teu
g o   o u t   s i d e
and
s t a l k
the kingdom's
c r i t t e r s
before
going
i n n
so
Dasher
can go
o u t
and
when
t h e   w h i n d y   w h i n d
blows
the door
o b e n
*sneaks out*
butt
The Pie
iss
t e u   b i z z y
deuing
P i e   F i n g s
like
*grrr grrrrrr grrr grrrrrrr*
t u g g g
and
m a r b l i n g
at
hiss
t a n g l e   o b   s t r i n g
teu notice
~
while
whee
m a r b l e
e qually
at
hiss
f e f f e r s   a n d   t a i l
*clutches baw teu heart*
and now
that brings uss teu
what yeused teu be
a regular feature
whee called
fings in my back yard
- - -
wright wright
like
T e x a s   S a g e
and now
here whee are back
teu
t h e   t u g g i n g   p u p
#nevergetstired
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Saturday Night Whind Down
- - -
yess yessss
~
here iss me
k i n d a   t i r e d
and
here iss
Dasher
wheu looks teu be
k i n d a   t i r e d
butt
wheu
iss
k n o t   s o   m u c h
tired
ass
he iss
b e g g i n g
me
. . .
b r o b o k i n g
me
for
m y   a t t e n s h u n
while
I
amb
telling him
. . .
g o   t e u   b e d
y o u n g   m a n
g o   t e u   b e d
*sigh*
I
nebber ebber
fought
I wood be
t h e   s e n s i b l e   o n e
*shakes head*
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Sunday
3f May
- - -
and
one fing
I habbs knot tole yeu
iss
Friday Night
my whall
s b r u n g   a   l e a k
so
the Maintenance Manager
habbs been
s w e e b i n g   a n d   b l o w i n g   d r y
and
the Landscabe Crew
(ob one)
habbs
c u t   a   p a f f
teu
the whatter shut off
it
habbs been
a   l o t   o b   w h o r k
. . .
O
the joys ob
a
1 9 5 2   H o m e
and now
it iss time for
our ub lifting feature
what iss called
cheer ub the mom

o yeah
The Pie
iss
d e u i n g   i t   w r i g h t
*nods*
gibbing
her
f o c u s
and
a
g r e a t   b i g   s m i l e
what
he follows ub wif
hiss
c h i h u a h u a   f a c e
*ugh*

butt
then
he
r e d e e m s
hims elf
wif
a
s t a y   b u t   s m i l e
and now
that brings uss teu
our more EUBER lifting feature
what iss called
leabe it teu me
teu
cheer ub the mom
wright wright
I
got
t h e   s k i l l s
uh huh
. . .
I
got
t h e   s w e e t s
I
know
j u s s   w h a t   t e u   s a y
I
know
j u s s   w h a t   t e u   d e u
I
know
how teu gibbs
t h e   k i s s e s
I
juss whish
I
knew how teu be
a   b l u m b e r
*nods*
o
whell
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Sunday Night Whind Down
wright wright
and
s o m e   o b   u s s
w h i n d   d o w n
much more
s o o n e r
than
o t t e r s
knot
naming
names
#pie24x7x365
juss saying
- - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our ecksberimental feature
what iss called
The Photographer and The Selfy Stick
. . .
wright wright
she
a ttembts
teu
f i g y e u r   i t   o u t
and
hobesfully
she whill hone
t h e   s e l f y   s t i c k   s k i l l
#knotimbressedsofar
nighty night
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Ugh Monday
4f May
- - -
wright wright
and
whee are still
l e a k i n g
butt
t e u   t h e   r e s c u e
iss
a real libe
b l u m b e r
what
cuts
a   b u n c h   o b   h o l e s
teu
f i c k s   t h e   l e a k
and then
inn order teu
d r y   o u t   t h e   w h a l l
whee come ub
wif
thiss
s o p h i s t i c a t e d   s y s t e m
a fan
on tob
ob
a ladder
brobbed ub
wif
h a m b u r g e r   h e l b e r
*nods*
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Me and The Pie
and
the
b i n k   e f f y
*gentle share*
*gentle share*
*gentle share*
and
seuber cute
p i e   f e f f e r s
i mean
e u b e r   s e u b e r   c u t e
b a h - t e u t y
followed
ub
wif
more
e f f y   s h a r i n g
more
b i g o r o u s   t u g
u b   c l o s e
and
b e r s o n a l
and now
that brings uss teu
our dear dog feature
what iss called
c a l m   d o w n
and
here iss me
wif
M y   F r i d a y   N i g h t   C h e u
yess yessss
on
M o n d a y   N i g h t
and
teu
. . .
The Pie
wif
hiss
w h i s h   b o n e
filled
wif
b e r r y   t r e a t s
and
b e a n u t   b u t t e r
what
he
*licks licks licks*
- - -
while
I
s m o k e   i t
and
s h o w   i t   o f f
*nods*
and now
s u c c e s s
iss
inn
t h e   b r e u f
*shhhh*
*tib toes teu big bed*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Our Teusday
wif
t h e   c r e e b y   s k i e s
5f May
what makes
The Mom
say
" h u r r y   H u r r y   H U R R Y "
and
on a counta
I
amb
a   l i s t e n e r
*ahem*
sorta
I
deu
h u r r y
- - -
butt
The Pie
on
t h e   o t t e r   b a w
iss
a bit ob a
l o l l y   g a g g e r
a bit ob a
b u f f o o n
*nods*
yess yessssss
he
fits
o u r   l i t t l e   f a m b i l y
berfeckly
*grin*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our faborite regular feature
what iss called
Ackademia Whednesday
6f May
now
bardon me
while
I
s c c c c r a t c h   m y   i t c h
on a counta
I amb
i t c h i n g   t e u   g o
*lol*
and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
the traditional chobbing ob the chee
o
yesssss
t h e   n e c k t a r   o b   t h e   d o g s
. . .
free hole bags
and
one bag
ob
l i b b e r s
what
all deu kneed
a
t a s t e   t e s t
*nods*
- - - - -
and now
a
s h o r t   t r o l l e y   t r i b
later
and
whee are here
. . .
at
M y   S k o o l
and
here iss
Little Dasher
inn
t h e   b u s i n e s s   y a r d
before
class
and
now
w h i n d i n g   d o w n
at
the end ob
C o m b e t i t i o n   E s s e n t i a l s
class
o
n o   n o   n o
blease teu stob
the
f l o o r   s h n i f f i n g
*shakes head*
ah
yess yessss
much better
teu
s i t
like
a
g o o d   b o y
and
lissten
teu
Our Awesome Instrucktor
gibbs
her
f i n a l   i n s t r u c k s h u n s
and
hand out
hims
h o m e   w h o r k
on a counta
h e   k n e e d s   i t
*nods dramatickally*
and now
here he iss
inn
t h e   l o c k e r   r e u m
while
I brebare
for
m y   m u c h   m o r e   a d b a n c e d   c l a s s
what iss called
*   r e c a l l s   *   f r o n t s   *   f i n i s h e s   *
and
whee deu whork
o n   t h e   b o a r d
and
o f f   t h e   b o a r d
and
o n   t h e   f r o n t   f e e t s y   t a r g e t
and
whee deu
s h e u t   w h o r k
and
b l a y   g a m e s
and
eben though
The Handler
left me
inn
a
d o w n   s t a y
. . .
f r e e   t i m e s
teu tend teu
t h e   c r a t e   u n c u b b e r i n g
p i e
whee deu habbs
a   f u n   F u n   F U N   n i g h t
*nods inner getically*
- - - - -
and
after
a   d e e b   d e e b   s w e e b
whee rise for
our berry sbeshull holiday feature
what iss called
Habby Cousins Birfday Day
7f May
wright wright
teuday
iss
The 8f Birfday Celebrayshun
ob
Cousin Zekey (bleu)
and
Cousin Rizzi (red)
 what
are
t h e   b e r r y   s w e e t   b o y s
ob
M y   A u n t   K a r e n
and
w i f   a l l   o u r   h e a r t s
whee deu lubbs these boys
along wif
their brodder
C o u s i n   C a m
~
H a b b y   B i r f d a y ,   B o y s
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our day after ackademia feature
what iss called
Low Key Fursday
inn
which
Pie
demonstrates
f i l l i n g   u b   h i s s   n e w   r e u m
blan byeu
f i l l i n g   u b   h i s s   n e w   r e u m
elebayshun byeu
and
f i l l i n g   u b   h i s s   n e w   r e u m
inn
free dee dimenshuns
it
iss
s c a r e y
how
f a s s t
Little Dasher
iss
G R O W I N G
*big eyes*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Weu Heu Friday
8f May
and
the berry firsty fing
Little Dasher
whants
when
the Mom comes Home
iss
. . .
fill
hiss
h u m b
*slurb*
and
now
here he iss
. . .
o u t
gibbing uss
^ a bit ob silly ^
followed ub
wif
a bit ob
s e r i o u s
and
now
look look
. . .
The Mojo Trance Fambily
t o n g u e
*giggles*
o yeah
such
a   h a b b y   b o y
and now
whee take
b a w s
teu admire
T h e   P i e   T a i l
o yeah
it iss
q u i t e   r e m a r k   u b b l e
on a counta
it
c u r l s   a  r o u n d   i t ' s   s e l f
*nods*
- - -
yess yesss
juss look
D a d d y   M o j o
on the left
B r o d d e r   A m o s
on the wright
*grins*
. . .
o
yeu gotta
lubbs
f a m b i l y   t r a i t s
and
g e n e t i c k s
and
t h e   l i k e
*nods*
- - - - -
and now
whee bresent
our at long lasst feature
what iss called
Time For Me
and
a
s w e e t
r o l l
o
yeah
my faborite whay
teu
k i c k   o f f   t h e   w h e e k e n d
and now
for a bit ob
s e c u r i t y   d e t a i l
and
b u s i n e s s
ob course
and
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
Our Traditional Fambily Nab
wif
berry little
ackchewall
n a b b i n g
and
iss
mosely
juss
c u d d l e s
and
l u b b i n g s
and
b e l l y   r u b s
and
yesssss
s w e e t   n u f f i n g s
what are
t h e   b e s t
*nods*
- - -
butt
now it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
Friday Inn My Kingdom
and
here I amb
wif
m y   f a u x   t a i l   h a w k
and
my
batented
s w e e t   g r i n
o
o
O
it iss
t i m e
yess yessssss
time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
and
while
The Pie
b a r k s
h i s s   s i l l y   h e a d   o f f
~
I
s i t   h e r e   b a y s h u n t l y
while
The Chef
brebares
o u r   m e a l s
*nods*
and
Teunight's Sbeshull
features
salmon and legumes kibbles
fresh green beans
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
and
dasuquin mint
fought fully
baired
wif
o z a r k a   s b r i n g   w h a t t e r s
and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
ob course
*amen*
*dig inn*
and now
here iss
Little Dasher
b a y s h u n t l y   w h a i t i n g
for
The Pie Sbeshull
what feature
Helfy Adbantage Kibbles
Free count em Free Fresh Green Beans
wif
FortiFlora Bro-Bioticks
and
Ozarka Sbring Whatter Graby
and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
*amen*
*dig inn*
and
that
b e r r y   q u i c k l y
brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Out Wif The Pie
where
l i t t l e   t o o t
snatches
a
t o w e l
what iss... now... whas
inn o cently
drying on the borch
and
a
r a s s l i n g   m a t c h
inn seues
it
all
habbens
s o   f a s s t
that
t o w e l
nebber knows
what
h i t   i t
Little Dasher
d r a g s   i t
s h a k e s   i t
and
. . .
k i l l s   i t
and now
that brings uss teu
Our Fashing Friday Feature
what iss called
My Photo Sheut
. . .
what I kick off
wif
m y   m a k e   a   w h i s h
my
s h y
s h n i f f   a   s a g e
my
s h y
s w e e t
my
i n t e r e s t e d
my
s k o l l a r
my
s l i g h t   t u r n   t e u   l e f t
s l i g h t   t u r n   t e u   w r i g h t
and
my final
. . .
s u c h   a   g o o d   b o y
b u t t
o   s o  b o r e d
and now
thiss sheut
iss
a   w r a b
*yibbee*
a
quick
h e d g i t a r i a n   s n a c k
and
then
i n n   o b   d o o r s
for
our neckst fashing feature
what iss called
Dasher's New Susbenders
wright wright
The Stylist
considers
s k u l l s   a n d   c r o s s   b o n e s
what
f i t   h i s s   b e r s o n a l i t y
*giggles
butt
. . .
c l o b e s   m a k e   t h e   b o y
. . .
so
here
he
iss
inn
t h e   f i n a l   s e l e c k s h u n
*cheers*
l i m e   s t r i b e s
b a n t i n g
from
the air-robick ecksersize
whee call
d r e s s i n g   t h e   p i e
and
iff yeu fink
he iss
b a n t i n g   h a r d
yeu
shood
see
T h e   S t y l i s t
*mobs her brow*
and now
~
o u r   f o u g h t s
turn teu
O u r   C o u s i n   P i p p i
juss home from
surgery
a sbay
a hernia rebair
and
deu claw remeubals
*baw teu my heart*
b l e s s   h e r   h e a r t
*brayers*
- - -
and
ass
whee
b u t   t h i s s   w h e e k   t e u   b e d
whee refleckt on
o u r   s t r u g g l e s
wif
ober whelmed ness
fruss trayshun
diss courage ment
. . .
and then
whee fink
ob
t h i s s   g u y
a l l   t r e u
~
T e u d a y
iss
t h e   m o s e   i m b o r t a n t   d a y
until
T e u m o r r o w

3 comments:

  1. Reuf,
    Another riveting edition. Tell the media secretary she is doing an outstanding job with the photos. They are great and bring big smiles to our faces. Hope your leak problem is over, Have a safe and fun week you all !!

    Lub
    Auntie Sheila,Uncle Bob
    Cousins Emma and Jesse

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  2. Oh brother Reufus, what are you going to do when Dasher is big enough to jump up on the bed? Eek!

    Monty and Harlow

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  3. reuf & pie...happee bee lated two yur cuzinz.....N we due knot meen ta laff coz it wuz knot a laffin kinda matter; what with de waterz N all...but we had ta crack up at de fan & ham burgerz helper box....inn geniuz !!!! reuf....we gived R fav orite thiz week ta... sniff a sage....speekin of, have ya ever smelled cat nip !!! WHOA...now yur talkin...buzzed ~~~~~ happee week a head two ewe both ♥♥♥

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