Raising The Reuf

Habby Friday

and

Welcome

teu

Friday Night Wrights

A Slow News Wheek
Edition

SO

slow

in fack
our furst regular feature

whee are calling
The Photographer Takes The Day Off
Saturday
16f May
*shakes head*

makes.

no.

sense.

- - - - -

butt

that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called

Closing Down A Sunday

17f May

and

here whee are

taking
a

a f t e r   d i n n e r   b r e a k
trying teu
s t a y   o u t   o b   t r u b b l e

while
the mom

deus
s o m e   m o m   f i n g s

and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Pie Whork Out
wright wright
f e e t s y   w h o r k

and
r o t a t i o n s
and
s b i n s   a n d   r e b e r s e s
and
f r e e z e s
and
q u i c k   s i t s

and
h e r e
iss
what I fink ob
P i e   T i m e
*harumph*

and

it iss

t i m e s   l i k e   t h e s e

what make me

f i n k

ob

t h e   w h i s e   w h o r d s

ob

M y   S w e e t   G r a m p a

. . .

" life ain't fair "

~

*dabs tears from eyes*

. . .

it iss time for

our regular feature

what iss called

Ugh Monday

18f May

and
here iss
The Pie

deuing
T h e   P i e   F i n g

*ha ha ha*
he
iss
s o   f u n n y

and then
there
iss
T h e   M e

hearing
m y   n a m e
I
come
a   r u n n i n g

on a counta
it sometimes means
t r e a t s   a n d   s t u f f
*cheers*
- - - - -
sbeaking ob which
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
Dasher Training Teusday
19f May
. . .
note:
the bickshers yeu see here
are a
r e   -   i n n a c k m e n t
. . .
and
*um*
while
training

hims
acksidentally
jumbed ub
and
r i b b e d
hiss
h o m e w h o r k

and then
during
t h e   r e   -   i n n a c k m e n t
~
The Pie
a t e   h i s s   h o m e   w h o r k
for real

*sigh*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
my faborite feature
what iss called
Ackademia Whednesday
20f May
- - -
and it iss
s h a m e   f u l l
. . .
Little Dasher
iss
t e u   s i c k
teu  go teu skool
and thiss iss me
trying teu
c o n c e a l   m y   s o r r o w

butt then
. . .
The Photographer
tooken
n o   p h o t o s
ob
M E
. . .
knot be fore
knot during
knot after
* P O U T S *

- - - - -
and
*still pouting a bit*
that brings uss teu
Our Fursday Feature
21f May
what iss called
M y   M a i l   B a g

o
look look

a
b a c k a g e   j u s s   f o r   m e

and

ok ok

Little Dasher

- - -

C U S T O M   C O U T U R E

and
here iss
The Pie
showing abbreciation
for
t h e   f i n e   s t i t c h i n g

ahh yesss
berry
f a s h i n g   f o r w h a r d
batriotick
M e m o r i a l   D a y
neck whare

and
here iss me
r o c k i n g   i t

and
The Pie
wheu iss juss learning
t h e   m o d e l l i n g   c r a f t

ahh
yeah
showing off
hiss
n e c k   w h a r e

all
b a n t i n g   s m i l e s

look look
here iss hiss
f u l l   a t t e n s h u n
*cheers*

so cute
butt
sbeaking ob
h a m s u m
- - -
here
iss
t h e   h a m s u m   m e

what whee follow

wif

y i n   /   y a n g

S e r i o u s   M e   /   G e u f y   P i e

[wheu ebber did fink
 I will be the serious one]
then
*eubsy*
hims
gotta check
h i m s   e l f

and now
serbing
t h e   c o u t u r e
whell
and
gibbing
o u r   s o l l i m   r e s b e c k t
for
Memorial Day

and
all so
m a n y   m a n y   f a n k s
and
l u b b s

teu
M y   A u n t   N i k k i
M y   A u n t   B
Cassie, Sora, Comet and Rigel
. . .
whee lubbs yeu so much

and
all so inn closed
iss
thiss
g o r g e o u s
d r e a m c a t c h e r

whee whill sbare yeu

ob

the long child hood story

why thiss iss

s o   s b e s h u l l

butt

whee whill find

t h e   b e r f e c k t   s b o t

a b u b b   f i b e   f e e t

[for obbious reasons]

for thiss

t r e a s u r e

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

Our Amazon Brime Feature

what iss called
t e u   d a y s  a g o
whee
b a n i c k e d

on a counta

whee whir all mose

o u t

ob
our
M y   L i t t l e   W h o l f

b o r k   l i b b e r s
*nods*
real bork
grain free
no corn or wheet
less than 2.7 calories ber treat

and

S T I L L   T A S T Y

*licks libs*

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our monfly feature

what iss called

Bark Bocks Friday

o
yeb yeb
m y   f a b o r i t e

I
deu
lubbs

M Y

B A R K   B O C K S

and
thiss monf's seleckshuns
incleude
g o o d   s h m e l l s

wright wright

thiss monf's

s u r b r i s e

iss

G a r d e n   P a w t y

compblete wif
a
beautiful
B A R K Q U E T
wrabbed in
BarkPost
newsbaber

a
Harry Barker
F E T C H
bone

and
there iss
s o m e   f i n g
still in the bocks

*root root root*

yess yess yesssssss
. . .
a
b e e f   c h e w   f i n g

o
and
t h e   t r e a t s   o b   t h e   m o n f
are
Max & Ruffy's
Or
Gannic
s t r a w b e r r y   a n d   c a r o b
whaifers

and

Plato

Farmers Market

Natural

S a m m o n   a n d   V e g g i e s

- - -

and

I wood like teu boint out

these fings

are

a l l

m i n e

M i n e

M I N E

butt then

the Mom says

whee habbs teu talk

. . .

she says

teu remind me

a bout

l u b b

and

s h a r i n g

wright wright

Habbiness iss Sharing

. . .

whell

I remember

a   n o d d e r   f i n g

she wunts tole me

*nods*

*sigh*

- - - - -

ok

ass

l i t t l e   b r o d d e r s

go

The Pie

iss

bretty

a w e s o m e

and here he iss wif

h i s s   b a c k w h a r d s   e a r s

*haha*
whee all whays fink he looks like
he iss whearing
h i s s   c a b   b a c k w h a r d s
*smile*
- - -
juss look at hims
showing off
m y   o u r   s t u f f

whell
ecksebt for
t h e   b e e f   c h e w   f i n g
what he ran a whay wif
and habbed teu be chased down
and lo-jacked
and chew fing remoobed from
hiss mouf 
*nods*

and
here he iss
showing yeu
n o   r e m o r s e

ok ok
now
o n e   h a b b y   o n e
for
the Photographer
*nods*

o

w h e e   d e u   l u b b s

M y   O u r   B a r k   B o c k s

*nods in yeunison*

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

The Furst Pie Mail Bag Feature

what iss called

T h e   P i e   S u r b r i s e

what o what o what
iss
it

o
m
D

it
iss
a
s a t a n   b a l l

wright wright

a ball

what

l i g h t s   u b

and
makes
c r a z y   s o u n d s

wif
m u c h   r a n d o m
s o n g s

and
a n i m a l   s o u n d s

o
The Pie
deu
l u b b s
it
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu

The Seckond Pie Mail Bag Feature

what iss called

S e r i o u s   M a i l

wright wright
from
AKC

making

h i s s   b r o b b e r   n a m e

official

*clears froat*

~

SyNRG's Up On The Reuf Top

I dunno know
he still looks like
a
P I E
teu me
*lol*
- - -
and that brings uss teu

The Furd Pie Mail Bag Feature

what iss called

*clears froat*

O Lord... A Ettiquette Bideo

wright wright
iffin
they
only
knew
*chuckles*

whee whill

file thiss

between

M i s t e r   E d

and

S i l v i a   T r k m a n

*nods*

- - - - -

and now

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Lasst Call

and

Night Night

*zzzzzzzzzz*

- - - - -

w e u   h e u

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Friday

22f May

and

Our Traditional Fambily Nab

what iss
s h o r t
on a counta
the Mom arribes home
l a t e
so
quick quick
our regular feature
what iss called
Friday Outside

and
here iss me
f i n k i n g

ok
more like
s t a l k i n g

and now
after
t h i s   a n d   t h a t
- - -
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
. . .
and on a counta
whee are
t e a c h i n g   t h e   p i e
new fings
. . .
here iss
m y   g o o d   m a n n e r s

and
p i e ' s   g o o d   m a n n e r s

and
r e l e a s e
*amen*
*dig inn*

and while
thiss iss juss
d a y   t e u

ob
our new
e a t i n g   a   r r a n g e m e n t s

whee are deuing
q u i t e   w h e l l

and are boaf

r e s b e c k t a b l e
teu whun a nodder
*nods*

- - - - -

and that brings uss teu
our dessert feature
what iss called
After Dinner Pie
*snickers*

and
here he iss deuing
t h e   p i e   f i n g

and
s o   b e r r y   s o r r y
for
t h e   b l u r s

butt
here iss
T h e   L i t t l e s t   L i t t l e   M a n

so
h a b b y

so
k e e b i n g   i t   r e a l

so
r e a d y
for
a n y   f i n g

*sigh*
whee deu lubbs
t h a t   l i t t l e   b o y

and that brings uss teu
our after dessert feature
what iss called
Me Time

wright wright

here iss

m e

looking for

t h e   s b o t

and
deuing
g e n e r a l   i n n b e s t i g a y s h u n s

and

that brings uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

stuff in my back yard

- - -

*forrest gumb flash back*

and

here iss

a

f e f f e r

and

ub there iss

m y   d u b b   n e s t

and back down here
iss
m y   b u t t e r f l y   b e r r e n i a l s
and
m y   b u t t e r f l y

and
here she iss
b u t t e r f l y i n g
teu
yeu

yess yess

t h e   b l e u m s

are

b i g

and
the blants are
f i c k

and

then

all so ober my yard

iss
thiss
s l i b b e r   o b   m o o n

and now

ass whee

close out our wheek

and

oben our holiday

. . .

whee take baws teu fink

h o l i d a y s   a r e   h a r d
sbeshully
for

those wif out fambily

. . .

from the out side

yeu might nebber guess

t h e   s u f f e r i n g

on the inn side

~

blease
teu draw

y e u r   f r i e n d s

close