Friday Night Wrights: Tails and Trails and This and That Edition

Habby Friday

and

Welcome

teu

Friday Night Wrights

Tails and Trails

and

Thiss and That

Edition

wright wright

and now

let's start wif

Our Lasst Friday Feature

whee call

Juss Before Big Bed Time

*nods*
cool airs

are

b l o w i n g

Little Dasher

iss

moments a whay
from

n i g h t   n i g h t

and

here iss me

w h a i t i n g   o n   t h e   m o m

*zzzzz zz zzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz*

and that brings uss teu

our fun feature

what iss called

My Big Outing Wif The Mom

25f Saturday

yessss
*cues musick*
j u s s   t h e   t e u   o b   u s s
. . .
whee can make it if whee try
just the teu ob uss
just the teu ob
building castles in the sky
just the teu ob uss
yeu and I
. . .
butt I digress
the Mom and I
s n e a k
a whay

for

a   l i t t l e   o u t i n g

. . .

a   b i g   a d b e n t u r e

a fund raiser
for
Montgomery County Animal Shelter

*nods*
their annual
t a i l s   a n d   t r a i l s
c h a r i t y   e b e n t

what iss

a   w h o n d e r   f u l l   c a u s e

for
a   t e r r i f f i c k   o r g a n i z a y s h u n
*nods*

and

. . .

whee are all so here

teu

subbort

My Skool

Photo By Krafty K9 Dog Sports

and
here iss
m e
a n d
t h e   m o m
m y   b e r s o n a l   a s s i s t a n t
slash
w h a t t e r   g i r l

Photo By Krafty K9 Dog Sports

*sbin*

Photo By Krafty K9 Dog Sports

and now

* b o s i n g *

Photo By Krafty K9 Dog Sports

then
m y   b r i l l i a n t   i n s t r u c k t o r
says
" blease teu bose in front ob our banner "

Photo by Krafty K9 Dog Sports

so
I

deu

Photo by Krafty K9 Dog Sports

and now
here I amb
w h e l l c o m i n g
bisitors

from
t h e   s h a d y   s i d e
ob
t h e   b e u f

wright wright
I deu knot come
teu
e c k s i b b i t
b e r f o r m
or
s h o w   m y   s t u f f

no no
I come
teu
b i s i t   m y   f r i e n d s

teu
subbort
M C A S

what habbs helbed
Golden Retrieber Rescue ob Houston
r e s c u e
a lot ob
G o l d e n s

*nods*
and
I amb here
teu
enjoy
t h i s   b e a u t i f u l  b a r k

wif
rustick
e n t r y

leading

teu
a beautiful blace ob
g a f f e r i n g 

*nods*
here
iss
a nodder bicksher

wright wright

whee are feeling
t e r r i f i c k
on
t h i s   g o r g e o u s   d a y

and

teu

iff I may be combletely

h o n e s t

there iss
a bit ob an
a   l l u r e

teu
a
P i e - F r e e
afternoon
*bows head... for abbearance only*

and now
yesss yesssss
. . .
t r e a t s
*cheers*

then

whee steb back inn teu

t h e   s h a d e

teu

whait

for

T h e   K r a f t y K 9

A g i l i t y   E c k s i b i s h u n

now
blease teu bardon
my boor bickshers
butt
here iss
m y   a w e s o m e   i n s t r u c k t o r
Judy

wif
her babby-yon
[ some sbell it pappillon ]
Z O R R O

and
here iss
m e
. . .
t a k i n g   n o t e s
*nods*

and now

here iss

m y   o t t e r   i n s t r u c k t o r

Lora

wif
her
F l a r e

and

her

M a r c o

go
Marco
go

and now
here whee are
finking
teu
g o   h o m e
and
c h e c k   o n   t h e   P i e

and now

that brings uss teu

Our Photo Less Sunday Feature

what iss called

Chores

and

Blans what are Cancelled

26f Abril

. . .

and

that about

c u b b e r s

it

- - - - -

bringing uss teu

our regular feature

what iss called

Ugh Monday

27f Abril

. . .
the Mom iss
u n d e r   s t r e s s
from
t h e   f a c k t o r y
and
the Photographer
takes
n o   p h o t o s
*frowns*
u n a c k s e b t a b l e
*hmmph*
- - - - -
bringing uss teu
Our Teusday Feature
what iss called
Rub A Dubb Dubb
Whee Gibbs The Pie A Scrubb
28f Abril

wright wright
and now
for
t h e   t o w e l   a   t t a c k

the
s h a k e   o f f

all in all
Little Dasher
iss
quite
t h e   g o o d   b o y
inn
t h e   b a f f
*hmmmmph*

f e i s t y

ass

all whays

butt
berry
t o l l e r   a n t

*sigh*
what
a
g o o d y   t e u   s h e u s
- - -
and then
* O O M P H *

I deu knot understand
w h y
o
w h y
did that bubby
c h e w   u b   o u r   b l i n d s
*giggles*

butt
*ahem*
back teu
o u r   s t o r y

out for
a bit ob business
and then inn
h i s s   l i t t l e   r e u m
teu
d r y

be fore

n i g h t   n i g h t

- - - - -

o yeah

and

that brings uss teu

our seuber fun feature

what iss called

Our Ackademia Whednesday

29f Abril

ass whell ass
our traditional feature
what iss called
The Chobbing ob The Chee

and
here
iss
t h e   c h e e s

*cheers*

and now

after

some

s g r a m b l i n g

and

r u n n i n g   a   r o u n d

. . .

whee hob inn
t h e   T r o l l e y

wif
destinayshun
. . .
M y   S k o o l

and then

there iss

m o r e   s g r a m b l i n g

. . .

and

here iss

L i t t l e   D a s h e r

brebaring for

h i s s   c l a s s

and when

t h e   b e l l   r i n g s

he rushes teu the floors

for

C o m b i t i t i o n   E s s e n t i a l s

then

during the introduckshun

ass

he iss blaying

t u g

. . .

he

lost

h i s s   f i r s t   t o o f

the Handler

quickly

bicked it ub

and

but it a whay

for

s a f e   k e e b i n g

and

returned teu the floors

for

a   s e u b e r   f u n   c l a s s

[ so sorry... photos ob hims iss imbossible ]

- - -

and now

here iss

me

inn

t h e   b u s i n e s s   y a r d

and
s i t t i n g

wif
M y   M o m   H a n d l e r
be fore
class

*ahhhh*
yesssssssssss

and then
the bell rings
and
m y   s e u b e r   a d b a n c e d   c l a s s

what iss called
*   r e c a l l s   *   f r o n t s   *   f i n i s h e s   *
begins

and
. . .
whee whork
o n   t h e   b o a r d
and then
o f f   t h e   b o a r d

whee
deu
b a c k s
and
c o m e s

f r o n t s
and
f i n i s h e s

s t r a i g h t s
and
c i r c l e s
and
s e r b e n t i n e s

and then

when

c l a s s   i s s   o b e r

whee back

o u r   t o n   o b   s t u f f

inn

t h e   T r o l l e y

and

head

h o m e

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

- - - - -

and now

for

our regular feature

what iss called

Our Fursday

30f Abril

what whee begin
wif
A f t e r   D i n n e r   P i e

iss it
juss me
or

o
fank heabens
for
different
c a m e r a   a n g l e s

on a counta
for
a   m o m e n t
there

I whas
f i n k i n g

Little Dasher
iss
really
really

really
g r o w i n g   u b

*gulb*

o

look look

t h e   m o o n

*whshhhhew*

*whibes brow*

- - -

and now

i n n   s i d e

here he iss

wif

my monkey

. . .

m y   m o n k e y

*sighs*

- - -

and now

that brings uss teu
our good boy feature
what iss called
time for me

wright wright

and

one fing

what habbened lasst wheek

whas

. . .

a certain some one

wheu shall remain

n a m e l e s s

#dasher #pie

. . .

bit

t h e   u s b   e n d

ob
Mom's
f i t b i t   f o r c e   c h a r g e r

and
whell
m a n y   f a n k s
teu
the awe some
f i t b i t   c u s t o m e r   s u b b o r t

for

quickly reblacing
the

n o   l o n g e r   a b a i l a b l e

a c k s e s s o r y
*cheers*

. . .

and

. . .

juss

inn

t h e   n i c k   o b   t i m e

o yeah

wheu iss

t h e   g o o d   b o y

now

*nods*

- - - - -

*yibbeee*

and

that  brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Woot
Our Friday
1f May

what features

our feature
what iss called
Our Traditional Fambily Nab

what
iss
mosely a bout
s h m u g g l i n g s

and
l o l l i n g s

and
b e l l y   r u b b i n g s

and
then
- - -
it
iss
t i m e
for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

t e u n i g h t ' s   s b e s h u l l

features

the basicks

. . .

salmon and legumes kibbles

wif

grizzly salmon oil drizzle

dasuquin mint

baired
wif
ozarka sbring whatters

and

g o o d   m a n n e r s

*amen*

*dig inn*

- - -

and now

T h e   P i e   S b e s h u l l

featuring

chiggin salmon legumes and freuts kibbles

wif

fortiflora bro bioticks

and

ozarka sbring whatters
grayby

and

. . .

g o o d   m a n n e r s

*amen*

*dig inn*

o
that
s l o w   e a t e r   b o w l
iss
n o   m a t c h
for
The Pie
*shakes head*

and now

b u s s i n e s s e s

and
t r a i n i n g
out ob the whay
- - -
it iss time for
our daily feature
what iss called
F r e e   P i e

yeu know
. . .
that
s w e e t   t i m e
ob
day
what whee sbend
t e u g e f f e r
and
. . .
Y I K E S

some days
are
s w e e t e r
than
otters

t e u d a y
iss
k n o t   s o   s w e e t
*giggles*

and
*um*
I fink
yeu can see
a   l i t t l e   d e b b l e
in hiss
e y e s

when
he gets
w o u n d   u b   t i g h t
*big eyes*
*deeb sigh*
- - - - -
and now
ass
whee close out our wheek
m y   f o u g h t s
turn
teu
t h o s e   w h e u   a r e   l o n e l y
. . .
whee all feel
l o n e l y
some times

F r i e n d s   a n d   F a m b i l y

mean

ebbery fing
inn

l i f e

. . .

butt

there are

those
wheu

run short in boaf 

 
so

blease teu

take notice of

yeur friends and co-whorkers

. . .

reach out

make a call

send a text

book a bisit

eben
t h e   s m a l l e s t   g e s t u r e
can mean
t h e   w h o r l d