Friday Night Wrights: Friday Only Edition

Habby Friday

Teuday, My Friends....

It iss all about the Friday.

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The Mom tooken a day ob

Baycayshun

teuday

and so whee were

beobles ob leisure

thiss entire glorious day.

 Whee did get the barty started by
sleebing in until six firty
when whee did get ub
and take care ob the essentialswhat are
my tummy
and odder bressing desires
and then whee did go back teu
the big bed
fur our guilty bleasures like....

Leabe It teu Beaber

and 

Andy Griffiff. 

 Whee also did whatch
Fat Girl
what iss a odd title
on a counta Marlo Thomas
iss SO knot fat
butt I digress...

I don't whant teu gibbs yeu the imbreshun

that whee sbent the entire morning

in the big bed...

The Mom did get ub

teu try on some clobes...

 and then fur a moment
I did fink
whee were training.

Here I amb bracktissing
"close"

I deu knot brofess teu understand

what juss habbened butt

I whas reliebed when

the Mom did but on her

the Reufus clobes

and whee went out fur a

W.A.L.K.Y.

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W.A.L.K.Y.   1.0

11am

The wheffer whas 83 degrees and sunny

feels like 89 degrees

and off whee went...

 Whee tooken a stob
down by Mrs. M's house

 teu enjoy her flowering shrubs.

 Mrs. M. habbs a berry green fumb
and her yard iss always in bleumb.

 
The sun whas shining
and there whas also a bit ob a breeze
what felt good teu uss.

Ass whee sat here,

I did habbs a secret.

Can any one guess?

 

 I tried berry hard teu aboid eye contack
wif the Photographer.
I did habbs
some fing berry big
on my mind...
some fing I whish I habbed done
before I left home...
butt I digress.
...
Holy Trunk, Batman.
Take a look at those reuts.

I haff teu admit teu....
It whas a fun walk
on a counta mose ebbery house did habbs
An American Flag
or
Texas Flag
out front.
Habby Memorial Day
...
I amb knot sure why the Photographer
fought thiss whas
bicksher worfy. 

and then what habben whas...

whee saw

a squirrel wif a dye job

guarding a tree what whas habitated by

a gorilla stuffy.

[center ob bicksher iss gorilla stuffy]

Yes Yesss...
Yeu read that right.
A. Squirrel.
Wif. A. Dye. Job. 

 One ob the berry best ob fings about
libbing in Oak Forest
iss all ob the old trees...
Check out thiss ole trunk.

 Yeu know...
lass weekend when I whas tole
I need teu loobs more weight,
I did take a bit ob offense...
butt I deu lubbs more
E.C.K.S.O.R.S.I.Z.E.

Back teu the house,
whee did fill our collectiff humbs
wif the
Ozarka Sbring Waters
and then whee boarded
The Trolley.

Whee went teu
The Green Baber Drive Freu.

It whas kinda funny.

The berry moment The Trolley Driber

tooken the bicksher abubb

the Teller bobbed onteu the screen.

Green babers sheuting frew a tube
iss great cause fur
ecksitement.

And I did need teu helb
the Trolley Driber
wif the transackshun.

I whas hobing whee were going
shobbing fur foods and treats and toys and such
butt whee juss went back
...
Home

Whee also did
bile ub and whatch
a bit more teebee.
Yes Yesss
Hazel

and ob course

yeu know what biling ub leads teu...

N.A.B.B.I.N.G.

and then I guess...

Nabbing leads teu

G.U.I.L.T.

and on a counta I amb knot the only one

wheu iss

F.A.T.

.... I caught the Mom on

the dread mill.

Seriously,
how long can yeu walk no where?
*G.I.L.A.  
[guilt . inboking look]... acktibated*

G.I.L.A.
 worked
and whee are out fur
W.A.L.K.Y.   2.0

I habbs teu admit...
It whas refreshing
knot teu habbs
such big fings
on my mind.

Here lies the foot brint ob
an ash tree
what whas lost a week before whee lost
Our Ashley.

Carry On.
Yeah Yeah.
Insert clebber fought here.

Now here iss
a nodder tree
whee habbs always lubbed

and and and...
whee are back
home.

Time teu but
the belly
 teu the cool floors.

I deu lubbs my Baycayshun Day
almose ass much ass
I deu lubbs my the Friday.

And yeu know what Friday means...
The Cheu ob The Week

And teunight's cheu isss...
*drum roll blease*
A Benison Joe Antler

It iss hard teu conceal
my ecksitement.

cheu cheu cheu

*sigh*

Our weekend iss off teu a wonderful start

what wif

the fun, the frolick, the car rides,

the nabs and the treats...

all ob the berks and freedoms

whee berry often take fur granted.

...

Many a soldier habbs but ebbery fing on the line

teu broteck our freedoms.

And in the course ob deuing so...

 many ob them

habbs lost theirs.

Habby Memorial Day
...
gibbing many multi-teud ob fanks teu
Our Soldiers,