Friday Night Wrights: Grand Jury Edition

Habby Friday

My Friends

and

Carrotker Witnesses.

 Welcome teu

The Grand Jury Edition

ob

Friday Night Wrights.

Me: Knock Knock

Yeu: Wheu's there

Me: Yeu Know

Yeu: Yeu Know Wheu

Me: Wright! Yeu know wheu!!!!

Reufus Wright!!!

*chuckles*

That joke nebber gets old.

Before whee diss cuss

the little matter ob o'fishull charges...

I bresent our regular segment

what iss

Fings About My Week

Saturday

Donning my nurse's cab and steffoscobe,

fetching ice backs ebbery hour on the hour...

I a tended teu the rehabbs ob

My the Mom's Knee.

Yess Yesss

a good fing teu remember

later

and then...

My the Aunt Karen

made me some

Ice Cream.

O

Yeu know how

I deu lubbs the ice cream and

Wait fur it....

 Release

Get It

I licked and licked and licked. 

 It tasted ob

banana

and beanut butter

and
Yo, Gurt...

 and then I cood stand it no longer.

 I scoobed it ub

and swallowed it

hole.

And then and then

my brain did f...f...f...

fink...

Wow. I lubbs my the Aunt Karen!!!

I amb a grate full boy

and that's a grate fing teu remember

later.

and then

Later That Ebening

in my backyard...

I caught ET phoning home

oddly enough

on the same night ob

Our Seuber Moon.

Yeah Yeah

Big Hunk ob Cheese

and sbeaking ob dairy,

my the Aunt Karen Ice Cream

iss now serbed in

a smaller bowl

fur more licks

and less swallers.

mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmmmmmm.

Odder Fings About My Week

My Mott Toe:

Train Hard. Shmuggle Hard.

A Little ob Thiss

and

A Wee Bit ob That.

Cheeses... Bribacy, Blease!

Mourning Dubbs

Ebbery Where

and then

Our Big Holiday ob The Week

*deus drum roll wif baws on hardwood floors*

Fursday

Jeune 27f

My The Aunt Dav's Birfday 

The Mom

whas lazy and butt her gift in a bag 

butt I custom

wrabbed and baw decorated

my gift

on a counta

I amb sweet and fought full...

boaf good fings teu remember

later.

And now

wif no furfer delay...

The Grand Jury

habbs been called here teuday

teu hear the case ob

Reufus Jackson Wright

bersus

The State ob Imbullsiffnesses

Date & Time: The Ebening ob June 27f

Blace: KraftyK9 Dog Sborts Skool 

I deu lubbs

My Skool

and I whas berry ecksited teu

deboard the Trolley

and check the message boards.

 Here iss me watching some ob

my friends arribe 

 and taking a moment

teu be grate full

on a counta

whee libbs in a country where

yeu are in ob scents

until brooben full ob guild.

Yess Yesss, Yeu.

And I amb, teu.

Now... from

whay whay whay... ober on the odder side ob that field

comes berry worry sum sounds ob

barking barking barking. 

I try berry hard teu ignore 

butt

yeu can read the worry

on my face.

I did berry whell

wif the furst few ecksersizes.

The Handler whas confident,

and engaging

and then...

The Debil made me deu it.

I left the Handler.

And I ran.

Right teu the fence.

Confronting the barking dogs on the odder side.

I ran.

Ub and down and ub and down.

I ran.

The Handler cood knot stob me.

I cood knot wood knot hear her.

I whas wearing my tab leash

and training collar

and the Handler enbisioned the berry worst...

so

She tackled me.

Her knee gabe way.

Whee rolled.

And my crime sin indescretion

whas interruptus.

The Handler sbent the next hour

on the sidelines

wif ice on her knee.

And I sbent the next hour

wif

the kraftyk9 awesome chief trainer

and

dog whisberer

teaching me a fing or fifty

about
- leabing the trainer

- loosing focuss

-  ignoring distrackshuns

-  the wif me command...

and also

- rear end awareness.

The Handler and I learned

a berry lot

butt it whass

so knot bretty.

- - - - -

and now fur

The Rest ob The Week

...

Teuday

Friday, June 28f

Here iss me

Trying teu Behabe.

The trolley ride and bed time whass

esbeshully quiet last night,

gibbing me much time teu

reuminate on my behabior,

and teu baw:

I whill knot leabe the Handler. I whill knot leabe the Handler. I whill knot leabe the Handler. I whill knot leabe the Handler. 

I whill knot leabe the Handler. I whill knot leabe the Handler. I whill knot leabe the Handler. I whill knot leabe the Handler. 

I whill knot leabe the Handler. I whill knot leabe the Handler. I whill knot leabe the Handler. I whill knot leabe the Handler. 

I whill knot leabe the Handler. I whill knot leabe the Handler. I whill knot leabe the Handler. I whill knot leabe the Handler. 

I whill knot leabe the Handler. I whill knot leabe the Handler. I whill knot leabe the Handler. I whill knot leabe the Handler.

I whill come when called. I whill come when called. I whill come when called. I whill come when called. 

I whill come when called. I whill come when called. I whill come when called. I whill come when called. 

I whill come when called. I whill come when called. I whill come when called. I whill come when called.

 I whill come when called. I whill come when called. I whill come when called. I whill come when called.

 I whill come when called. I whill come when called. I whill come when called. I whill come when called.

In sbite ob all circumstanshull ebidence teu the contrary,

I deu berry much whant teu blease.

Witness

Self Imbosed Ecksile.

 Bailed.

The Debozishun. 

No Bandering.

Juss

The Treuf 

Yeu haff now heard

The Hole Tail

 Now...

How whill yeu bote?

- - -

No Bill or Treu Bill

- - -

My Fate

lies in

Yeur Hands... Yeur Baws.

- - - - - -

ass an aside,

Habbs I tole Yeu lately...

I LUBBS YEU WIF ALL MY HEART!!! 

Eubsy.

 I fink
My In ob Scents

 iss showing. 

Yess Yesss Yesssssss,

and sbeaking ob

sneuters and scents....

I now dine from

a berry formal

stainless steel bowl...

conducking a sbeeriment teu see iff

my bink nose 

turns back teu black.

I whill keeb yeu bosted.

 And now iss the time

whee habbs all come teu antissibait...

The Friday Night Cheu

What O What O What

whill it be...

The Bully Stick.

*working on imbullsiffness* 

 Yess Yessss

*working on imbullsiffness* 

Release.

Get It.

nom nom nom

nommy!!!

And now...

My Fate iss turned ober teu Yeu.

I amb so fankfull fur

My Wonder Full Life.

And the berry best bart ob

My Wonder Full Life

 iss...

My Friends...
 Foughts and Brayers
are a rolling
most esbeshully fur
the Sam
and also the Thunder...