Friday, August 23, 2013

Friday Night Wrights: The Breaking News Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights:
The Breaking News Edition
Good Ebening Friends
There iss a saying what iss
No News iss Good News
and that iss berry often
treu
unless yeu are
A Social Giant
and
Media Mogul
such ass
My Self
butt
the mark ob
A Treu Mogul
A Media Genius
iff yeu whill...
iss
a boy wheu brings yeu
the big stories.
...
Breaking News
...
Whee got a little rain thiss week.
It dambened
the grasses and the dirts.
In odder news,
here I amb inbestigating
The Minnie Bearl Fence.
Yess Yesss Folks
I amb here all week.
In odder news
...
Criminal Fleas Arrest
...
Wanted fur stealing my the becans
The Susbeckt
whas last seen
about teu take a flight
from
TBR [the borch reuf]
teu
TBTHRC [the becan tree hi rise condominium]
Anyone wif information
blease teu call
me
the auforities.
...
Sky News
...
Bleu Meun
Frew the cloudy skies
whee did marble at
the big bright ball.
The Photographer
did try a rarely used setting
on
our brand new old camera
teu take these
swell shots
and when whee came
in ob doors
she tooken a bicksher ob
The Media Mogul
wifout changing those settings
so
inreality
The Bleu Meun
prolly looks more like
thiss
and now fur
...
SBORTS
...
Here iss me going out fur
some sborts.
I did deu some
ribbing and rombing.
from here teu there
and back again.
The Handler
did also take me out fur
ecksersize and training.
Whee blayed a lot ob
"get it games"
and once
I made the mistake ob
skibbing
the return
ignoring
the come
and off I whas whisked
berry quietly and wifout fan fare
teu
the benalty bocks
and then after
a half hour
I whas inbited teu train again
and
[tho these bickshers debick me
on a
business trib]
I whas
berry attentiff
teu
the rules ob the game
and also
the Handler
and now a story from
...
The World ob Bocksing
...
I deu lubbs
A Bocks

Shabing Ecksersizes
are among my mose faborite
ob all the ecksersizes teu deu.

I really deu go crazy when bresented
a new item
like
a bocks.

Here yeu whill see me wif
Free Bockses
from
My Colleckshun:
The Grabe [XL]
The Banana [L]
The Bleuberry [M]
Wifin a few short minutes
I guessed the objeck ob
This Game:
Four Baws in the Bocks.
And then I learned
teu jumb inteu
a bit smaller
and
a bit smaller
bocks.
*bow*
I can hardly wait fur
the neckst bart ob thiss game.
...
And now iss the time
fur
our regular feature
what whee call
...
My Ackademia
...
It iss the berry rare week when
I habbs only one class
butt thiss whas it.
Habby Habby
aboard
The Trolley
I quickly know teu fings
1. Reules
2. Destinayshun:
KraftyK9 Dog Sports
Teunight iss
Agility Only
Night
and here iss me
in
The Business Yard
wif the lubbly ladies
in my class
*shout out teu my
P I C
Miss Cocoa Puff*
It whas a busy night.
The Handler and I did:
- lead outs
- ell sequences
- colleckshun ecksersizes
- rear leg jumbing ecksersizes
- front crosses
- pin wheels
- rear crosses
In our class
there whas
a new bair ob steudents
and the lady did comment
ober and ober
"He is the happiest dog out here."
"Just look at his tail!"
in berry fack
twice teunight
after my run
I knocked the bar down wif
my the habby tail.

...
Related Flashback Story
...
In my exhuberance thiss week
ober
foods and such
I did get berry ecksitable
and use my fluffy tail teu
flib the switch
teu the disboser.
Yesss Yessssss
I amb |
A Habby Boy.
In related news
I amb also
A Tired Boy
and
A Hot Boy
juss look at
my furs blowing in the breezes.
and now fur
our regular feature what iss called
...
Our Friday Afternoon
...
The Mom did get home
way late
butt she did bring wif her
grocery store bounty.
I did
boke my nose
inteu all the sacks.
Among the treasures fur me:
 a bunch ob sliced watermelon
one hole cantaloube
10 cans green beans
2 cans micksed beggies
It whas good teu then
make quick work ob
businesses
and then head in teu be wif
the Mom
wheu fought
what iss left ob this afternoon teu be
her inalienable right teu
A Nab
so
I took one wif
her footsy
eben wif it tucked under
my chin.
and then after a while
the Mom got ub
and
I quickly meubed inter her blace.
Hello.
a moment on
sheu guard
a moment in
my little reum
a berry beace full moment
from which I whill
hob ub and run
when called.
and now
may I suggest
I go
when
I ask teu go.
sbeaking ob
here iss me
enjoying
the out ob doors
on leash or not,
in training or not,
I baws teu gibbs
Earl
hiss sbace.
o yeah
he iss ub in
the little tree.
I amb
down here
ignoring
the Photographer
as best I can.
and that leads ub teu
our dinner brebarayshuns...
here iss me heeding
*freeze*
released
and working
the Chef
[here iss me wif the me focused can goods]
and now from
the Chef
...
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
...
Salmon and Legumes Kibble
WaterMelon
Yess Yessss
Simble ass that.
Yumm. Yummmm.
Zeumm. Zeummmmmmmm.
Here I amb awaiting
the bresentayshun.

*
silence
what means
sit
and
eye contackt
*
--- the meal ---
*
release
*
*
burb
*
The great fing about
Friday
iss
the after dinner walk iss
lesss rushed
more relacksed
h a b b i e r.
j u s s    s a y i n g . . .
and now fur
our regular feature
what iss called
...
The Friday Night Cheu|
...
Here iss me
begging
fur it.
Here iss me
wrestling it.
*swish*
in my element
wif
my. bully. stick.
cheu cheu cheu
chomb chomb chomb
I lubbs
a big long cheu
wif
the quiet time teu enjoy it.
...
Blessings
...
I amb SO blessed.
And I bray fur
My Friends.
Blease
O Lord
in the name and memory ob
Our The Luke and Our The Bleu
blease teu bring about the destruckshun ob
the cancer.

...
Whee can deu thiss.
Whee can beat it.

wif prayers rolling fur the Sam, the Jake and the Hamish.

4 comments:

  1. Hello Goofy Reufy, my the Golden friend... I truly enjoy reading about your the antiks... and I say again, fanks for the stories that makes me laff and chukles. Hi to your the Mom for being so generusses too. Hope you habbs a very fun weekend and week and remembers to puts all of your abdventures in the next weekely words and piks
    edition.

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  2. When I saw the watermelon and salmon- I wanted to come to your house immediately- cause I know there is more good stuff in all those bags!
    love
    tweedles

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  3. Whew, we're exhausted just reading about your week. You are one busy boy. But you had fun.

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