Friday Night Wrights: The Hashtag Now Hiring Edition

Habby Friday

and 

Welcome

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ob

Friday Night Wrights

 Yeu see,
deu teu

circus stances beyond my control

my

The Staff

iss running 

a little fin right now

 so blease teu esk-yeus

tybos

miss-sbellings

and/or non-sensickal stuffs

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Stuff About My Week

...

I deu lubbs a Saturday

what kicks off wif

a trolley trib

esbeshully when the stob iss

Rummy's Beach Club

like lass Saturday

when I retriebed my berry faborite ball

and my new

almost berry faborite ball

 and a slightly larger

almost berry faborite ball

butt in red

and thiss here

chiggin 

 Ob course 

the fun

whasn't all in the retriebing.

there whas also

shaking off

and sweet rolls

 and eben 

the trolley ride home

whass fun.

Yess Yesss

Saturday iss for Swimming.

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Media Release

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Saturday is for Swimming

featuring about

100 bickshers

and

3 bideos

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Otter Stuff About My Week

There whas

some nabbing

some shmuggling

some training

and 

some reuteen knowing

my schedule

and when

whee are about teu go.

...

My Ackademia

...

It whas teu be a busy week
wif one class on Wednesday
and teu on Fursday
so let's get thiss barty started
...
Wednesday Night Trolley Ride

teu

Agility Basics Class

at

 My Skool.

 O Yeah.

I know 

ecksackly where whee are going. 

 SO Habby.

 And here I amb in

The Business Yard

greeting the arribal ob

one ob my friends.

 Whee were late last week

eben though whee are juss fibe minutes away

 so

whee made sure teu arribe

early

thiss week

 and here I amb

whatching
my friends arribe 

 and working my
the Mom
the Handler
on a counta
I whatched her chob the chee.

Ob course
a lot ob otter
the handlers
are rattling their treats 

butt I deu
settle
on command 

 and then
I deu let it all go

relacksed. 

 I deu really lubbs
my classes

and here iss
a still bicksher ob
my berry wagging tail.

Yess Yessss.
I lubbs teu learn new fings
all most ass much ass
I lubbs showing what I know.

and yibbeee
when class started
whee did habben teu start work wif
that jumb in the far corner.

 I did berry good fings wif that jumb.
My The Instrucktor
tole me that I whas using my body berry whell
and that iss somefing
I amb really concentrating on
and why I amb in a basicks class...
and then when whee were receibing instruckshuns

I curled ub on
the Handler's
footsy,
ob course the photographer tried teu tooken
a bicksher
I rised ub. 

Yess Yessss
I did gibbs quite
the stellar berformance

and then whee blayed a game
...
the Handler raced me teu the target
I beat her there
butt
she immediately started running backwards
and I turned teu chase her
then whatched
her heel catch a seam in the floors
and 

down she whent
and ob course...
I did catch her.
quite easily.
right.
there.

Forchewnuttly
it whas bretty much
class ober
at that boint
and whee made it home
teu deu a lot ob
icing

and
squirming,
...
The Rest ob The Story
...
Fursday:

lack ob sweeb
bain
worry
work
doctors
xrays: left wrist
bain
work
great news: no fracksher
bad news: berry bad sbrain at best
missing class
bain bill
toss and turn
bain bill
sweeb
...
and now fur
our main feature
Friday wif The Wrights
...
Welcome teu
Reufus Wright, M.N.
[wif sbeshull fanks teu Chester Hoober]

 No No
the M.N. deus knot stand fur
Monkey Nurse
butt
Male Nurse.
Gosh
I need a brettier, habbier bayshunt

butt still

 all my skills

on the line

eben rolled ub in a ball
when necessary
[Missing: My Tail]

The Photographer
tried teu take a bicksher
teu combare the good wrist wif
the injured wrist

butt it whas imbossible teu
take a bicksher ob the good wrist.
I fink yeu can see the swelling and the hotness
and ass a side note,
the Handler habbs a berry tiny wrist.
...
and now back teu
Nurse Work

and lots ob laying a round.

 Bad bicksher
butt here iss me
stretching bowing.

 and here iss me
standing ub
hobing

 and then laying down again

later
curling ub tight 

then also
oberseeing
the Mom's
brunch-in-bed.

In the afternoon
I tooken a bit ob time
off

teu
chill

and wait fur time teu to
out ob doors 

teu
stalk 

and
shnoof

 and here I amb
before-lawn-crew

deuing a bit ob
bosing 

 look teu

 look free

 look four

 and then
back in ob doors
teu deu
more
Nurse Work.

...
and now
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
...
Here I amb obserbing
the brebarayshun

 and on a counta
the seu chef iss incabassitated
my chobbed begetables are limited

 teu a bob tob can

 and that's ok
on a counta I deu lubbs
Salmon and Legume Kibble
Green Beans
Grizzly Salmon Drizzle

 Yess Yessssss

 Dinner Serbed

 Dig In

Yummy in my Tummy
and now
 I amb out ob doors
teu ecksblore
after-lawn-crew

 and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss
...
The Friday Night Cheu

 blease

 blease

 yessssss
fank yeu

it iss
the lazy media secretary's choice

 the bully stick

Yess Yesss
all in all
a berry good week
wif juss a bit ob
a staff shortage
on a counta which howebber
I amb now hiring:

Media Secretary
Photographer
Concierge
Soo Chef

and now
Dear Lord
blease teu look ober my the Mom,
her wrist and assorted what knots.
Blease also teu look after
me
and
my friends.

Blessings