Friday Night Wrights: The Knot Much Butt A Little Bit Thiss and That Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
The Knot Much
Butt A Little
Thiss and That
Edition

Ass weeks go
thiss one whas berry busy

wif a berry lot ob
knot much of nuffing,
fur ecksamble
...
My Saturday Trib
teu see
Doctor Mark

Yeu see
I habbs habbed a tiny bumb
on the tob ob my head
just norf ob where that ear yeu see
connecks wif my noggin.

Furst whee fought it whas a bite,
then whee fought it whas a bimble,
then the Mom started teu worry
so here whee are.

Now
I whill tell yeu teu fings
Fing One: 
Doctor Mark says it iss teu small teu really tell,
butt he iss 99% certain it iss bee-nine.
Fing Teu:
Sicks Days Later, the bumb iss combletely...
B O O F
g o n e.

Fing Free:
I know I said I wood tell yeu teu fings
butt I deu habbs a furd.
Fing Free:
The Waiting Reum
whas chock full ob
Saturday Morning Bayshunts
incleuding
Teu Singing Siberian Huskys
I whas berry alert and interested
butt berry much
the gentleman.
Yess Yesssssss.
I made the Mom broud.

Fing Four:
I know,
but I habbs one more fing teu tell yeu.
My The Doctor Mark
checked me ub and down,
ober and under,
manibulating all ob my limbs
and sbeshully the one I hurt
and he did reborts me teu be
"all good"
butt he did also say
"rest a nodder seben days
and
integrate ecksersize slowly"

Whee are ober joyed wif
all ob thiss good news
so
I went straight home and
dead my monkey.

Deu knot
miss understand me.

I amb
F R I L L E D

wif the good news
that

I amb going teu
L I B B S

butt...

seben more days
ob

r e s t
...

Yes Yes
I can deu that
It whill knot be easy
butt
I can deu that.

O... O... O...
Fing Four:
Guess how much I weigh now.
Go ahead and guess.

I whill gibbs yeu a hint:
One year ago: 78
Teu monfs ago: 74
keebing in mind
that though I eat
lots ob training treats
*cue Rocky musick*

I habbs increased
my ecksersize
and switched teu
hi brotein low carb kibbles
and
training treats

*drum roll*
70.2 bounds

The Mom iss
I amb berry broud
ob my weight loss brogress
on a counta
thiss iss a bersonal battle I call
Agility v. Hunger
Eat like a big,
Run like a big.

And now it iss time for
Our Regular Feature
what iss
Otter Fings About My Week
...
There whas
shneufing

shneubing

fluffy tails
and
becan shells
[yessss... much teu the Mom's diss may... already]

there whas
blazing hot wheffer
gleumy skies

droughts
dead grasses
storms
and
flooded yards.

There whas also
the arribal ob
Teu Neu
Berry Faborite Cameras
yess yesssss
Teu reblace my fird
Berry Faborite Camera
the Photographer
consbired wif
the Requisitions Clerk
teu burchase
Teu More
Berry Faborite Cameras
[before whee can knot find one teu buy
ass they are no longer abailable]
...
One looks like thiss

and the otter looks like thiss.

The Photographer butt the black one in stock,
the silber one teu work
and here iss
the furst bicksher

and the second

and I can knot helb it
iff it whas late night when
the batter whas charged.

There iss also little I can deu
teu imbreuf
the photographer's skills.

I amb howebber
berry bleased teu
present yeu wif bickshers
what mosely match
my colorings.

And that brings uss teu
Our Regular Feature
what iss called
My Ackademia
...
I started a new class thiss week
what iss
Agility Basics.
Itt iss a remedial course
butt
I amb looking teu refine my skills.
[no bickers teu breuf any fing]

 Thiss week I deu also habbs
a double header
Obedience then Agility
Here iss me
on the way teu
My Second Skool Night

I amb learning
SO MUCH
and at long last
Our Hard Work
iss baying off.

On a counta
I amb teu
rest seben more days
and
integrate ecksersize slowly
...
whell
after classes teu nights in a row,
the Handler made the decision
...
whee whill skib Agility teunight.

It whas quite sad.
Whee stayed fur instruckshun
butt outside the fence.
While the Handler listened teu
Our Lessons,
I bawed at the gate,
blease teu let me in
blease teu let me blay.
...
Here I amb when whee got home.
Sad.

FRIDAY
Habby Habby Fri-Day
and now thiss iss the time
when I tell yeu how I sbent my day.
...
The Pawdicure
The Mom and I
boarded
The Trolley

wif destinayshun

Fairbanks Animal Clinic

[blease teu furgibbs |
the trolley driber's arm
on a counta it got in the way ob
the photographer]

I amb
a berry good boy
in the waiting reum

I habbs quite a crush
on the lady
sitting next teu the Mom

butt I maintain my cool
until they call my name
...
at which time
...
I jumb straight ub inteu
the Mom's arms!

Ebbery One in the Waiting Reum
laughed and laughed
...
eben the Mom.
I also went habbily wif the tech
teu get
...
TEU
count em
TEU TOE NAILS
CLIBBED.
yeu see...
I did knot need
a pawdicure
after all.
...
More Fings About My Friday

Once whee got home
the Mom felt like
whee all owed her
The Tradtional Friday Afternoon Nab

butt then about that time
the lawn crew
arribed

and whee habbed teu deu
stuff.

They left
and

I settled in.

Begging
Brodding
Nudging
and then
Out Whee Went
*bolt*

*stretch the legs*

*come when called*

And back in ob doors
I fink...
time teu eat?

Time. Teu. Eat?

no???
I whill juss wane a way right here.

And that brings uss teu
Our Regular Feature 
what iss
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

In the Bowl 
teunight iss
Salmon and Legume Kibble
Fresh Baby Carrots
Grizzly Salmon Oil Drizzle

I deu lubbs teu watch
the brebarayshun

and then
R U N

teu
my dining reum

I sit and wait.

I hear the words
"release"
"good boy"
and I leabe behind
teu lonely bowls.

...
Out and About
After Dinner Habbenings

...
Out the door

I amb at attenshun.

OBER
there

UB
there

S Q U I R R E L

Sure.
He's ub there.
Butt thiss iss about
The Me.

I amb
dam hamsum.

I amb
steudius.

I amb cute.
And gosh darnit.
My sneuter looks a bit
l o n g.

Here iss me
working my detecktiff skills.

The Trunk.

He/She/They ran ub it.

He is ub there.
And no amount ob walking round the yard
whill diss orient me.

He.
Iss.

Ub.
There.

And now fur the regular feature
what I call
Back In ob Doors
My Fun Foiled

Almose immediately
whee begin teu hear

rumblings
funderings

getting louder and louder

Yeu can see me there
at
the tiny red bin

wif
the storms what are going
norf teu souf
or
tob teu bottom

I make sure
the Mom hears what I hear
and then
I
n a b.

Loud Booms, Heaby Rains
and all that
aside
...
now iss the time fur
The Friday Night Cheu

It is.
Really.

What.
Whill.
It.
Be.

Bulllllllllllllly

Stickkkkkkkkkkkk.

hashtag
YEEE-AHHH

Yee-ahhhh.
It habbs been a berry busy week
ob thiss and that.

I amb fank full fur
my healf
and fur
all my good news.
I amb a berry lucky boy.

Friendshibs are My Treasures.
and I amb
A Berry Rich Boy.

Among my brayers teunight...
Jake Castelli, The Awesome Sam
and The Sweet Hamish...