Friday Night Wrights: Switching Fings Ub and It's Official, I'm a Golden Retrieber Edition

Habby Friday

and

Welcome

teu

Our Switching Fings Ub

and

It's Offical, I'm a Golden Retrieber Edition.

It iss

Our Creed

teu make the mostest ob ebbery single day

teu lubbs and teu enjoy each one.
Whee embrace adbenture,
aboid trubbles,

and while it iss knot our strong suit

some time whee gotta juss

Switch Fings Ub

and that leads me teu

The Story ob Lass Weekend

...

Ass many ob yeu know,

whee habbs been habbing many broblems wif our

Eye Ess PEE

knot the least ob which iss that

my the Mom can bumb her head

on the line coming inteu our home.

An original and loyal customer,

the Mom habbs been calling commycast
fur more than teu monfs.

Four rebair beople habe come out

and said "holy crab"

butt habbs knot ficksed the line.

So

one day on juss the right day

the Mom receibed a call from

AT&T.

 Still conflickted,she booked the install fur one monf later

finking that

commycast wood come frew

butt..

they did knot

 so

in a moob what iss brolly

best carroterized ass

cutting our noses off teu sbite our faces

whee made
the switch.

 Whee are told
it iss a great system butt
whee saw an awful lot ob thiss

Teu make the matters worse...

whee also binned our hobes on

the reliability ob
a digital boice phone system

so it habbs been

A Roller Coaster

ob

No TeeBee.
No Internet.
No Phone.
No Security System.

Hour Long Phone Call.

Rinse & Rebeat.

[and now yeu know why

last week's edition

whas more than a day late]

- - - - -

My Ackademia

...

My Class Schedule

iss a bit comblicated

butt I deu look furward teu

boarding the Trolley
any day ob the week.

My New Skool

what iss

KraftyK9 Dog Sports 

 iss berry berry close

teu my home.

Fibe Minutes Close.

And here I amb in

The Business Yard.

 Keeb in mind

fibe minutes ago

I did deu business

fibe minutes away

butt I need teu deu some

Eye Ess PEE
research.

yess yesss

and whatebber

let's get teu class.

...

Pre-Novice/Novice Obedience

Normally during class

My The Awesome Instrucktors

demonstrate skills

wif dogs wheu know what they are deuing

butt teunight they
Swtich Fings Ub

Judy demonstrated wif

The Me.

Blurry

butt

I amb deuing it.

 "Get It"

 "Front"

 and now back wif

the Handler

 and out ob the lime light

I amb trying teu conbey

"I need a drink ob the waters"

howebber

A Great Berformer Muss Berform

and here iss when Tracie
Switched Fings Ub

and demonstrated wif me.

 I amb learning many fings

here.

I amb being a bit ob
a goober
butt I amb learning.

 And here yeu can whatch me

LIBE

[blease teu forgibbs the Photographer's fingers mid whay]

It whas
a berry ecksiting night
fur me

and since whee did habbs
the double header
the Mom and I did go sit down
fur a few minutes

and listen teu
our homework
and catch a breaf before
moobing out ob doors teu
the agility field.

Conditions on the Agility Field
20:30 cst
500 degrees,
85% humidity
knot one molecule ob air moobing.

It whas fun
butt also
 good teu get home

and watch

the Mom
eat her low cal late night snack.

Whee slebt berry beacefully
and awoke ub early
so the Mom cood some work.
- - - - -
TDI
Friday
...
04:00

No phone.
No internet.
No teebee.

...
Noon
The Mom raced home teu meet
the U-Berse Man
between
12:00 and 16:00
so I fink teu deu some
light housekeebing.

And here yeu see
I amb sorting the laundry.

And since it whas a short night

whee did sneak in
a little light nab here

and a little there

and wif the internet
on the blink
I juss like teu hang out in
my little reum.

In a nodder string ob
luck on the fritz
*hums tabs*
the Photographer's Faborite Camera
croaked.

Here iss what I look like
frew the odder camera.

Yeu are wondering butt
The Mom deus knot know
what I habbs been licking...
maybe juss the bed cubbering.

Though whee are a bit on edge
wif the waiting and such,
whee head
Out Back
fur
a romb

teu check on fings

what need checking on,

teu swish my tail

and teu insbeck
the freshly cut lawn

and then
Out Front

the Mom brings in
the mail

and
look look look
Some Fing Berry Official for Me

what I amb knot teu lick.

It iss from
The American Kennel Club

And here it iss...

My AKC PAL Certificate

Fur once and fur all
It iss Official:
I amb a Golden Retrieber

and now
I can officially claim
My CGC Title

disblay
My CGC Batch and Rose Ett Fing

wear
My CGC Couture

so beoble whill know

I amb
A Good Citizen

Here iss me checking
teu see if the batch iss
ettible.

There iss only one fing
what cood make thiss day better...

the arribal ob
The Wright Media Recubbery Behickle

Ebberybody say Hello
[butt deu knot interrubt]
Sam what iss short fur Samantha
the rebair berson wheu
single handedly sabed
Friday Night Wrights

And now a word about Sam.
She said teu the Mom
teu blease let me out ob
my little reum.

butt
my the Mom
being
my the Mom,
and wif all my helby-nesses,
[what wif the comings and goings
frew doors and gates]
said
I whas juss fine teu stay
in my little reum
or
 on my sicks foot string.

Yeu wonder what I whas deuing.
I whill knot tell.

And now fur
Our Regular Segment
what iss called
Friday Night Dining
Since
my dining reum
iss also the study
The Wright Media Distribution Reum
wif massiff modem and such
...
I eleck teu dine in
the kitching.

Teunight's Fare
features
Salmon and Beas
Botatos
Carrots
Green Beans
Baby Beas

and
It. Iss. Yummy.

Still licking my libs,

I slib out back teu check
Miss Sam's brogress

and teu deu
a little apree dinner businesses.

...
...
...
And now a good long while
and a lot ob nashing ob teefies later,
Thiss Wright Media Mogul
iss back in
the interwebs
butt furst fings furst
...
The Friday Night Cheu

I sby wif my little eye
ackCHEUally
my teu big eyes...

A. Bully. Stick.

What follows iss
the wreckwissit
rassling shaking and bouncing

and ob course
the big smile.

Ahhhhh.
The End ob a Fun Week
wif berry tedious times

sbent wif
The One I Lubbs the Mose.

Life gets no better than that.

It iss imbortant in life
teu remember
what iss imbortant.