Friday, September 20, 2013

Friday Night Wrights: The Birfday Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights:
The Birfday Edition

Ass yeu whill recall,
when whee lass sboke,
I whas brebaring
A Birfday Celebrayshun
for
the Concierge, the Maid, the Trolley Driber,
the Bersonal Assistant, the Chef, the Media Secretary,
the Handler
and
the Mom


and
my big blans
started
Saturday Morning
when
I sent her off
teu enjoy
a swell and festiff lunch
at
The Grand Lux
wif
My The Aunt Dav
and a fun
Celebrayshun
they did habbs
wif
the eating ob tasty fried chicken
and
skrumpshuss cream breu-lay
[nom nom nom nommy]
followed ub wif
the shobbing till drobbing.
Yess Yesss
The Mom and Aunt Dav
habbed
such fun
and
then the Mom raced home teu watch
Texas A&M Football
Yess Yesss
Whee blayed that little team
yeu might habbs heard ob
the bama red tieds
and while
whee were really enjoying watching on teebee
I did habbs odder big blans
fur
the Mom
so whee boarded
the Trolley,
whatched
the rest ob the game
on the radio
and took
Our Big Hullaballeu
[Caneck Caneck]
on the road
Yess Yesss
I amb taking
the Mom
teu
her mose faboritest blace on earf
it iss
a big secret
I habbs been holding
and
I amb deuing all in my bower
knot teu tell her
butt
the Trolley
rounds the corner
and
S U R B R I S E
Rummy's Beach Club
and now let's
jumb right in
teu
A Sblashing Bash
And juss for
strengf training
and endeurance burboses,
My Friend Lisa
turned on the jets
teu gibbs me
resistance
and make me
swim harder
I got the hang ob it
really quickly
and
went frew my reuteen
ob taking
MY toys
teu the gate
and then
whee all decided teu blay
a game ob
Keeb The Reufus
in The Bool
and so
toy after toy
I did swim berry hard teu
retriebe
taking only
the okayshunall break
when needed
and now
off again
fur
my berry mose faboritest ball
I fink yeu can see
why I lubbs it so much
and now
what's that I hear
a chiggin in diss tress
and
here I amb bringing him
safely back teu
the shallows
Yeu know I lubbs
my bird rescues
 and wif all the trubbles on
the face book
wif
many ob my friends
getting deleted
and those what are knot
[such ass my self]
going under cubber
by bosting brofile bickshers
ob random fings what we lubbsf
...
whelll
...
Here I amb taking
a selfy
and here I amb taking
a selfy
wif my legs crossed
hahahahaha
and here I amb
retriebing
my selfy
uh huh
I amb bringing
that bad boy
teu shore
o...o...o
and now
a nodder chiggin calls
I really did habbs teu
swim hard
for
thiss one.
and then teu challenge
me
a bit more
the barhully water filled
jolly ball
hahaha
butt I habbs knot forgotten
my selfy
and then
toys are tossed
and a chiggin follows
and faced wif decisions
I whill bick
my berry mose faboritest ball
ebbery single time
I mean
deu yeu blame me
...
and now for
A Birfday Romb
yeu know how much
the Mom lubbs a run
and so
off whee go
teu
celebrate
wif
all the shmells
and the green grasses
and...and...and
a sweet roll
esbeshully for
My the Mom
Break Ober
and
let's get
the Birfday Girl
back in the book
on a counta
yeu know how berry much
she lubbs
golden retriebals
and I amb ub teu
gifting
ober and ober
hahaha
the water in
my bubblegum bink jolly ball
is creating
a wake
a nodder fing
the Mom lubbs
iss
a good shake
and a nodder fing
I lubbs
iss
...
I lubbs My the Mom.
Yess Yesss
I did quite a bit more
entertaining her
wif my swims
and then
...
the ear treatment
and then
...
out teu
the Trolley Stob
ass it turns out
whee habbs a few minutes
teu
boarding time,
juss enough for
a sweet roll
and
some shneufing
and
some small businesses
and then
all a board
yess yesss
the seben o clock sun
whas gibbing me
the halo
on a counta
I juss treated
my the Mom
teu
the birday celebrayshun ob her life
and then ob course
whee check in on
the Aggie game
teu find that whee lost
49-42.
o whell
[I also did DeeBeeArr this berry sbeshull game for the Mom in the case she did whant teu whatch what whee missed. The Jeury iss out ober wheffer she whill whatch or knot, but the fack remains... I amb the kind ob son what finks teu deu such a fing. *dramitackal bow*]
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ok
and now that concleudes
The Bre-Birfday Celebrayshun
and so
what follows here iss
a bit ob
The Birfday Celebrayshun
yess yesss
wif the big helbs ob
My the Aunt Dav
I amb able teu bresent teu
the Mom
this great big basket
ob
Birfday Goodnesses
and wiff
the tisheus
cleared
...
the Mom
did dibe head furst inteu
her gift basket
yess yesss
there iss thisss
and
thattt
what's thatt in thatt bag
and look
what's thiss

-best friends-
-loyal companion-
yess yesss
a blace matt
for
tasty foodables
I lubbs it
...
o...o...o
and look
"One Jumb Teu Jumb"
by
Sandy Rogers
the workbook
AND
the FOUR deebeedee SET
and knot juss that
butt all so in
the basket
C O N E S
four
count em
four ob em
and
a beautiful container
teu
keeb em
and now
let's get back teu
what's thattt in thattt bag
a berry bink toy
for
the Mom
 let me take
a closer look
*skweeeze*|
o my o my o my
he deus makes a bubbling sound
and after
much fought full fought
...
I whill call him
Mister Bubble
and on be haff ob
Mister Bubble
and
my own self,
and wif all my heart
...
I fank
Aunt Dav
for making
the Mom's Birfday
so berry berry sbeshull.

- - - - -
and now whee return teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Ackademia
...
Wednesday Night
Skool Trolley
yess yesss
I know where whee are going.
I mean
there iss a reuteen
wif
the chee chobbing
and
such
and then there iss also
the boarding ob
all my faborite bockses
*halo glo*
*angels sing*
yess yess
I deu lubbs
Skool Night

and
I deu lubbs
My Skool
and here I amb in
the business yard
and here I amb
hanging out
while
the Concierge Handler
fetches in
all ob my stuff
yess yesss
and here I amb wif
a good satisfying skratch
I habbs
Agility Basicks
Only
thiss week
and ass good lucks
wood habbs it,
my A D D
whas
large
and
in charge
it whas a berry fun class
butt maybe
not my finest berformance
:hey...
not ebbery berformance
can be yeur best:

- - - - -
Tee Gee Eye Effffff
and now for
our regular feature
what iss called
Odder Fings About My Week
There whas
squirrel stuff
and
dark sky
and
freatening wheffers
and there whas
the me
on leash
ebber
on
leash
shneufing the crumbs
ass
I can
and in resbonse teu
Fursday
"Talk Like A Birate Day"

here I amb
showing
My Beuty
and now that brings uss
teu
the regular feature what whee call
My Friday
O Emm Dee
whill
the Sky
ebber stob
drobbing the wets
ob course
whee needs the wets
and it deus slow downs
fur
juss a few
wee moments
and here iss me
in
a wee moment
and now
back teu
The Traditional
Friday Afternoon Wright Fambily Nab

say
wheu
say
wha
and when fings get quiet
I sneak off teu
my little reum
and then
wif a little break in the wheffer
whee are out
...
s q u i r r e l
locked in
honed in
focused
yess yesss
he iss ub there
...
right???
ok ok
lets go in ob doors
so I can
obb serb
the brebarayshun ob
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
salmon and legumes
carrots, botatos
english beas,
lima beans
snab green beans
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
off I run
teu
sit fur my nommies
*release*
and then
out fur a few
along wif
the businesses
I amb checking
the skies
and the trees

|yess yesss
dark skies
gleumy fore casst
...
back in ob doors
time teu get
in my jammies
time teu show
my shnozzz
un till
...
time for
our regular feature
what iss called
the Friday Night Cheu
Yess Yesss
...
I know
what time it is
gimme it
The Friday Night
Bouring Down Rain
NoFing Else Teu Deu
Bully Stick
I amb
all ober it
got it under control
...
...
...
and now
whee interubt
our regularly scheduled features
teu refleckt on
one ob
my berry best friends

...
Our The Sam
Our
The Sweet
The Hamsum
The Sam
habbs
made his way teu
The Bridge
teuday.

The Luke and The Bleu
are
there
teu offer
baw bumbs, blay bows,
deeb and steady lubbs and security
and teu juss
show Sweet Boy a round.

- - - - -
 in my foughts and brayers teunight
...
Sweet Sam's Mom
my heart breaks for yeu

5 comments:

  1. Reuf, Sounds like you planned your The Mom's birthday to be a wonderful day. With the loving son you are, it is not surprising .
    Hope your nest week is also full of fun.

    Auntie Sheila & Uncle Bob
    Cousins Hamish & Emma

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  2. A Wonderful week of celebrating for a wonderful your the Mom


    gussie and teka

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  3. I came to see you- and saw lots of celebration hapening.
    Thank you for the healing wishes for me- so I can get betters from my horriblles back surgerys.
    love
    tweedles

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  4. We are just catching up on blogs, thank you for including our Sam. We love you, Reufus.

    Harlow and Monty

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