Saturday, September 14, 2013

Friday Night Wrights - The Calendar Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
The Calendar Edition
Now
teu be forf wright
what follows here iss mosely
a hodge bodge ob 
regularly scheduled ebents
- - - - -
Teu begin
I wood like teu say
...
Whee are knot barktickularly
seuber stishus
I mean
whee deu habbs some
hinky-nesses
butt
fank fully
Friday the Firteenf
iss knot one ob em
- - - - -
Change ob Seasons
...
My mose faborite fing about
Fall
iss
the falling ob the temby-teurs
but a nodder fun fing iss
all the new golden calendars
some ob which
celebrate
our reules
and
some ob which
celebrate
each day
butt
I digress,
and now for 
our regular feature
what whee call
...
Fings About My Week
...
I deu lubbs
Stay At Home
 No Hurry Weekends
and also
that odder fun fing
about
Fall
what iss
college football
and so it whas that
wif the
A&M v. Sam Houston State Game
on
Bay Ber Biew Only
...
my curiosity whas beaked
at
the cost ob such
ecks-quizzit entertainment
and then
what habbened
whas
 quite by acksident
ummm
...
I ordered the game.
...
yess yesss
whee dogs
might be denied

 many rights in this world
butt
ordering a 
$40 Bay-Ber-Biew Football Game 
iss
knot one ob them.
Gig Em Ags
- - - - -
And so it whas that
the Mom and I
stayed in our home
and
whatched 
the game teugeffer. 
yess yesss
the defense whas berry trying
...
the offense whas berry fun.
...
whee did
whin
65 - 28
and
Johnny 
did behabe him own self
 much much better.
...
~Fank Yeu, Coach Sumlin.~

ob course
shortly after the game was ober
the facktory week 
rolled a round
and then what habbened whas
la la la la...
la
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and now for our regular feature
what iss called
My Ackademia
...
Wednesday
Double Header Class Night
and here iss
me
in the trolley
I fink yeu can read
the ecksitement in my eyes
on a counta
juss a ahead ob us
what
A GourMet Sossidge Wagon
and
Hot Dog Stand
yess yesss
I amb berry habby teu be
back on 
The KraftyK9 Skool Trolley Route
butt butt butt
...
"FOLLOW THAT MEAT WAGON"
*sigh*
*sossidge bindge aberted*
o whell
I amb still so berry ecksited
teu be returning teu
My Chee Bindge
My Skool
habbing
mosely recubbered from
The Mom's Handler's Big Fall
[sbeaking ob fall.. haha]
yess yesss
Hello Fello Steudents
...
Reufus iss back in the House
and on a counta
the Mom Handler
wif her bum baw
cood knot carry all ob my stuff
in one trib
I took
a little ress bit
here
in
thiss little reum.
My Furst Class
iss
Agility Basicks
and here
I amb in
our faborite corner
and on a counta
I habbs teu classes
back teu back
and on a counta
some ecksersizes 
rekwire a left wrist
...
whee take some breaks
but eben then
the Mom Handler
engages me
and then
ass quickly ass bossible
whee are back on
the arena floors.
yess yessss
fur uss
Agility Basicks
iss a neu twist
on
Agility Techneeks
and
ass whee hone our skills
our confidence grows teu.
...
Neckst Ub
Nobice Obedience Class
I deu lubbs
my obedience class
on a counta
I deu lubbs
my instrucktors
and the whay 
they teach me
If only whee did habbs
a time release bideo
ob
my class attendance 
ober the lass
teu boint fibe years
haha
yeu wood be
shocked and a mazed
and yeu wood say
"Those Instrucktors are Awesome"
and that reminds me teu tell yeu
about
...
My Fursday
Agility Class Night
...
Yess Yess
Wif Fall abbroaching
our days are getting shorter
Juss a few days ago
whee started in the day light
and now
here amb I
before leabing home
in the dark
and here I amb
in the trolley
in the dark
I did habbs
a great night
wif
the berry ecksitement generating
"calls teu side"
and the sequences
"jumb - tunnel - jumb - tunnel - jumb - collection return teu handler"
and
"tunnel - jumb - jumb - collection return teu handler"
It whas
SO FUN
and
my tail did knot stob wagging
and then on the whay home
I hear my
 the Mom Handler
say
...
-- Reufus, I amb so broud ob you. --
-- You were awesome. --
...
and then when whee got
home
I hobbed in teu
the big bed
and much teu diss may
 the Mom
turned on the tee bee
I what knot in
the mood
 *night night*
uh huh.
Ass tired ass whee are on
Fursday Night
yeu wood fink
the Mom wood
sleeb hard and good
and whake rested
Friday Morning
butt
no
in fack
she can knot eben swing
The Tradtional Wright Fambily
 Friday Afternoon Nab
*sigh*
...

and now for
Our Berry Sbeshull Friday Feature
what iss called
Look Here
What I Got In The Mail
yess yesss
a biece ob mail did come for
me
and what I did shniff out
ob the enbelobe
iss
 
My CGC Certificate
and now I fink
I whill nibble
my rosette
fank yeu
and now
let's get back teu
our odder fun
- - - - -
More ob My Friday Afternoon 
 On a counta
Fall
means
squirrels stribbing my tree
and a yard full ob becans
I amb
on leash
24 x 7
And here I amb
contemblating
a berry imbortant date
on
my calendar
yeu see
neckst week iss
My The Mom's Birfday
and
I shood get her
a cake
wif a candle teu
rebresent
each wonderful year
and a candle teu
rebresent
each ob the crabby years teu
and then I did finks
perhabs
I shood also order ub
a standby cake
*nods*
...
Back Teu Friday
...
When sbending time
in my yard
I deu like teu be
sneaky
wif
sneaky-nesses
and then I hear
"drob it. drob it. drob it.
*sbit*
I can knot helb it.
I amb hungry.
I amb
all ways
hungry.
Seriously.
...
and now
fank the dining gods
thiss here iss
Our Regular Feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
salmon and legumes
fresh snab green beans
grizzy salmon drizzle
*release*
*gobble gobble gobble*
...
and now fur
My After Dinner After Dinner Outing
*stob and boint*
I see him.
He iss ub there.
Ub.
There.

I shood like teu stand
right here
until he comes down
butt
the Fun Bolice Mom
ushers me along.
And that brings uss teu
my berry faborite
Friday Night Tradition
The Friday Night Cheu
It iss bulled from
The Cheu Bault
...
*settle*
and now fur
a bit ob
*imbulse control*
*get it*
and away
I run
wif
my treasure
fur a good cheu
and
teu direct
the Media Secretary
in the sbinning ob
my tails
and now
ass I settle in teu
slumber
I amb reminded
...
Time Flies.
Let's knot worry about
Yesterday
nor what might habben
Teumorrow.

Let's juss
libbs
Teuday
like nobody's business.
Holding All My Friends in My Heart
teunight
and bartickularly
Sweet Sweet Sam, Gentle Sweet Tweedles and Little Wally West
...

8 comments:

  1. Reufus,
    First Happy Birthday to The Mom, as her how it feels to turn 21.
    Another great week for you, as you continue to move to the head of the class. Hope the coming week is as special as you and The Mom are.

    Auntie Sheila, Uncle Bob
    Cousins, Hamish & Emma

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  2. Such an exciting life you have - love hearing about all the cool things you and your the Mon do together! We especially love the cheu part and just know we'd share your enthusiasm about becans!!! Love you Reuf!
    Big Hugs xxxx
    Sammie and Ava

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  3. Reuf, you lead such an exciting life. Happy Birthday to your mom! We're glad you were able to find a cake with enough candles for her. We had a problem finding one for Jan. And the fire dept had to snoopervise the lighting.

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  4. We love we love we love your khalendar GiRl ;-)

    Weu wheu -

    :-)

    Happy Almost Gotcha Day Teu The Mom -

    Of khourse, my mom is older than yours - if memory serves me khorrekhtly of khourse -

    She'll be fine -

    Or something like that -

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra and Khousin Geufy And Angel Merdie By Proxy
    PeeEssWoo: *PSSSST I think mine has something up her sleeve - just sayin'*

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  5. Happy Happy Happy Gotcha Day teu The Mom ;-)

    We hope there is some GReat khake with pekhans fur all!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    All of US!

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  6. I love visiting your bloggy and looking at all the photos. And reading all the news,, so much going on over here..
    and I wanted to thank you for all the love and good wishes you send to me while I am recooping from my back surgerys
    love
    tweedles

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