Friday, September 6, 2013

Friday Night Wrights: The Nuts Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
The Nuts Edition
ob
Friday Night Wrights

Ass yeu may recall
from
our the last week's edition
my the Staff
iss running a bit fin
ass all so are
my the Actibities
Whee habbs sbent most ob
thiss week
juss trying
knot teu habbs an
odder accident
so when it came teu be
game time
on
Saturday

I whas a bit nerbous.
- - - - -
and now
Sebtember
brings teu uss
College Football
and while whee might juss be
the only
Aggie and Longhorn Fans
in all ob the world

...
whee really are
butt mosely whee are
Texas A&M Fans
so whee watched
the A&M v. Rice
game
and whee cheered
the blay on the field
and
winced
at some ob the rest.
O Johnny Footbal nee Manziel
...
yeu are blessed wif so much talent
yeu are treuly gibben the gift
the world iss at yeur feetsies
...
yeur team mates debend on yeu

and
so many kids are whatching
bretending teu be yeu
...
why o why
can't yeu juss
check it
grow ub
risce abubb it
...
why o why
muss yeu dribe uss
nuts
furst
yeu dribe me teu the antler
and neckst
teu
the Aunt Karen Ice Cream
*licks and licks and licks libs*
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and now
reeling ober the success ob
Our Holiday Media Release:
Labor Day Makes A Sblash

I offer yeu
Thiss Little Recab
...
After researching
the holiday schedule,
whee boarded
the Trolley
taking
the bery sbeshull route
freu
the hood
teu
45 Norf
and ub teu
Sbring, Texas
where
whee deboard
and
...
get on wif
the business
ob
R E T R I E B I N G
my berry mose faborite ball
the little bink ball

the dirty ole man
the birate chiggin
and then
whee started finking
what else can whee deu
...
what. else. can. whee. deu.
and that brings uss teu
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Our Berry Sbeshull Labor Day Feature
yess yesss yessssss
My Friend Lisa
did habbs an idea
... ... ...
and then and then and then
... ... ...
out
came
... ... ...
Mister Stubby
He tooken me by
a bit ob a surbrise
butt
I bolted after him
across the grasses
a bit ob blay
a rib
and
a romb
some sbace
and then off whee went teu
the bool
whee were boaf
berry ecksited
yeu see
Mister Stubby
iss the bremier aufority
on
teaching boys teu
Dock Dibe
He iss
a berry brabe boy.
I amb
a swimmer
---Coming Soon---
---A Multi-Bideo Media Release---

...
butt in the meantime
here iss me
retriebing
the toy I whas teu dibe after
and here iss
me and my little buddy
winding fings down
and then
*boof*
Mister Stubby
whas gone
and
I whas in
the Trolley
on my whay
home
I whas
a bit butt knot oberly tired.
The Mom
whas nursing
a berry tired and sore
left quarter
so
whee shmuggled
and
cuddled
Our Holiday
whas wonderful
and
the Mom tooken Teusday
off from the Facktory
teu deu
runnings a rounds
driber license renewal... check
oil change for the trolley... 3 hour wait... UNcheck
Reufus food and treats... CHECK

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and now for
Our Regular Feature
what iss called
Odder Fings About My Week
My Back Yard
habbs become
A Becan Field
The Squirrels
are stribbing the becan tree
and tossing
the nuts
on the ground
what iss making
my the Mom
nuts
on a counta I amb
becan sweebing
at
ebbery obborteunity
errrr
ummm
knot really
seriously
thiss time

and sbeaking ob
NUTS
...
whee continue
the great commycast battle ob twenty-firteen
ober
remoobing the drob line
what
the Mom habbs teu duck under
at
the midboint ob our yard.
- - - - -
Now iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
Ackademia
...
Whell
I whas
Home Skooled
thiss week
boaf class days
and what it habbs meant
fur me
iss
going nuts
ober
feetsy
greuming
and while
I deu lubbs offering
my footsy
I deu all so
like teu blay
a game ob footsy
hahaha
here yeu can see
a bit more work
teu be done
now
catch me if yeu can
and
gibbs me back
my footsy
yess yessss
I whill hide
my footsies
under
my chin.
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and now fur
our regular feature

what iss called
My Friday
...
The Mom
brung in all these
bags ob stuffs
I did seuberbise.
I did sneuberbise.
and then
whee were out teu
the back yard [squirrel] buffet
where I did
small business
and
security sweebed
the area
in ass much ass the Mom wood allow
and then ubon
returning teu
the in-ob-doors
...
no eye contackt
no eye contackt
no eye contackt
no eye contackt
no eye contackt

:
and then
the Mom
did say
"drob it"
*thpittt*
"wheu me"
I said
I can knot helb it.
 and now
sbeaking ob
worries
and going
NUTS
forget
healf care woes
forget
Syria
...
the bressing ishyeu ob the day
iss
facebook deleting accounts
based ubon
the number ob baws
yeu habbs,

teu being breferable
four being teu more than acksebtable
so
in brotest
and also in subbort ob my Friends
...
I habbs changed
my brofile photo
[ass some of my friend habbs been locked out,
they habbs been required teu identify their friends
by profile photo
so
I decided teu make it easy for them]
...
and in
Odder Friday News
...
lazy
nab
hand on my noggin
[some swlling-lotsa breusing]
and now
lets deu
a little bit ob
out-ob-doors
mmm mmmm
crumbs
O
and now I almost furgot
- - - - -
Flashback Feature:
A Recreation

- - - - -
when the Mom
did habbs
the really gimby baw
and she did habbs teu
keeb it
elebated
I did
resbeckt
the boundaries ob
my toy bocks
I know knot teu
browse
if knot inbited
butt
...
I did find some toys
what were knot in the bocks
and I did
bring them teu the Mom
...
furst
I did bring
the beetza
then a bit later
I did bring
the bink tug toy
and a while later
I found
the launching lunching duck
and then
a good long while later
after
all the otter toys
habbs been taken away
...
I did bring
teu
the Mom
The Big Bird Habby Face Frisbee
whee blayed wif it
quite a lot
and then
she did teach me how teu
wear it like a hat
---note---
---knot the easiest fing teu learn---
*imbulse control*
*bow*
and now that brings uss teu
Our Regular Feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
....
Salmon and Legume Kibble
Watermelon
 wait
 release
 *nom nom nom*
and now a glimbse at
the bre-dinner dreul 
hahahaha
and then
we. are. out. 
 and then
we. are. in.
yess yessssss
back in
The News Reum 
are yeu ready for
S O M E     B L O G G I N G 
yess yessss
and sbeaking ob
 that bring uss teu 
our regular feature
what iss called
 The Friday Night Cheu
[note the imbulse control]
 *get it*
*chomb it* 
*rassle it* 
*settle in wif it* 
ahhhh
what a great whay teu relacks
after a kind ob
NUTS
week
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and now
teu gaffer
my foughts

teu fank
The Lord
fur
all the teeny and all so berry huge fings
and teu say
my brayers
I amb so berry fank full for
My Many Blessings
not the least ob which are...
My Friends

4 comments:

  1. Reufus, Your Friday night Wright's has become as much of a weekley tradition as doing the clothes washing and cleaning the house, except it is much more fun.
    Don't know how you put this together every week, but keep doing whatever it is you and your staff are doing but please keep doing it.
    Auntie Sheila, Uncle Bob
    Cousins Hamish and Emma.

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  2. Oh Reufus! You have been very very busy! I still wonder if your Mom could vacuum the backyard? With a shop vac?

    Sam

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  3. Even when I'm down I only have to read your blog to get the smile back on my face!
    Love you Reuf!! xxx

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