Friday, October 4, 2013

Friday Night Wrights: Welcome teu Fall Edition

Habby Friday
and
allow me teu bresent teu yeu
Our
Welcome teu Fall Edition
yess yesss
one ob our tob teu
berry mose faborite seasons
on a counta
the drobbing ob
the tembyteurs
after a long hot summer
ob course
 the Account Bayable Clerk
enjoys
the drobbing ob
the tricity bill
and ass for me
...
I deu lubbs
my becan crob
and
my college football
and that brings me teu
Our Regular Fall Feature
what iss called
Saturday Game Day
and here I amb
whatching
My Texas A&M Aggies
btho
arkansas
It whas
a good game
butt
whee did habbs
a stormy afternoon
wif
the funder and the flashbangs
what did
bre-embt
my swim outing
*boo*
butt
*W H O O P*
whee won
berry handily
45-33
Gig Em Ags

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and now it iss time for
a seasonal feature
what I call
The One Bad Fing About Fall
and that iss
R A G W E E D
...
My the Mom
iss
miserable
wif
the allergies
and yeu know what that means
...
the Concierge, the Maid, the Chef
and
the Entertainment Coordinator

are miserable,
teu
so
ob course
I habbs bulled all nighters
on
Nurse Deuty
It iss a difficult job
butt
nobody deus it like me.
- - - - -
and that brings me teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Ackademia
...
and here I amb
in
The Wednesday Night Trolley
on my way teu
My Skool
I only habbs one class
teunight
and it iss
an early one
and
juss a block from my home
the bark
iss
alibe
wif beobles and their sweet boys
habbing
F U N
*cue angels*
and
I amb on my whay
teu
B I G   F U N
and here I amb
ubon arribal
the Concierge
habbs
all my stuffs
[training bag, teu bockses, back-ub target]
in order
and
the Handler
habbs stuffed her bockets
wif
chees
and
My Little Wolf
bork morsels
...
and here I amb
getting started
wif
My Agility Basicks Class
and here
iss
the jumb
I whill be working wif
tho
the bar whill be raised
I deu lubbs thiss class.
I amb learning
neu fings
and
neu abbroaches teu old fings
and more than any fing
I amb habbing
F U N
- - - - -
Thiss wheek whas
a berry rare
One Class at Skool Wheek
and so
here I amb
Fursday Afternoon
wif
A Sbeshull Photo Fun Buzzle Feature
what is called
Sbot The Differences
Bicksher One
Bicksher Teu
*cue Jeobardy Finking Musick*

I deu hobes yeu habbed
fun
wif
our buzzle feature
...
and now
here iss some
Fursday Ebening Shneufing
wif
Squirrel Taunt Focus
and
resulting
Fluffy Tail
yess yesss
Fluffy Tail
Being Reufus
iss
a berry tough job
butt
I try teu find time teu
juss
c h i l l
yess yesss
and now
that brings uss teu
our main regular feature
what iss called
My Friday
yess yess
I lubbs a Friday

on a counta
Friday
means so many fings
incleuding
the Mom Concierge brings home
Treasure Day
and
teuday's treasure
 incleuded
surbrises
surely for me
 and also
baber goods
surely for me
and
food stuffs
surely for me 
 and
buffs
surely for the Mom
 and
odder fings
surely for the Maid
butt
let's get back teu
the fun stuffs
what are
surbrises
surely for me
 uhhh
...what...
 ...clobes...
o my
a tee shirt for me
ummm
*bow*
 *nibble nibble bull*
 *roll*
*acksebt defeat*
*sit and bose*
arrrrrrr
 I amb
A Birate
 arrrrrrr Matey
 gimme
yeur beuty
or
gimme outta thiss tee
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and now for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Traditional Wright Family Nab
 and on thiss day
wif
the Mom
and
her allergies miseries
whee gibbs it
our best shot
the lubbings
whas
great
the shneuzings
whas
knot
on a counta
the shneeeeeezing
*AH-CHOOOOOOO*
the dribbing
the shniffling
the blowing
...
I mean
juss lass night
this bocks whas full
all that said
whee did knot
sbend the day inside a bubble
in berry fack
whee did sbend quite some time
out ob doors
it whas hot
 and
humid
 berry little whas going on
 berry little
 besides
...
a photo sheut
 the Mom Photographer says
I need a baff
 I say
The Mom Photographer iss wrong.
and here I amb
circling
the Texas Sage
*ahem*
I know it might abbear that
I amb knot crazy about
the bosing
 and
*ahem*
that iss kinda treu
butt it iss knot the bosing 
it iss
the flash
 ...
eben when there iss
no flash
I antissibate it
...
 and luckily
for
the Photographer
...
my head turns
and
skwints
and
smirks
 are
adorable
*tuts*
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and that brings me teu
the time when
I start reminding
the Mom, the Chef, the Concierge
,,,
it iss about
that time
 for
the regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
 and
on the menu
thiss ebening:
salmon and legumes kibbles
green beans
sliced fresh baby carrots
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
 and
I amb off
 teu await
my waiter
 and
my dinner blate
baired nicely wif
Ozarka Sbring Waters
 *manners*
 *release*
yess yessss
a wonderful meal
followed by
berry satisfied lib smacking
and
our regular feature
what iss called
My After Dinners Trib Out ob Doors 
 here I amb
running a macro
squirrel audit
I see none. 
I broceed slowly teu
the base ob
the oak tree 
teu
run a micro
squirrel audit
 still
nuffing
nada
no fing
 so I take ub
the neckst task
ob
walking the Walker
 yess yess
shneufing in the shadow
 businesses done
 a flash shniff
and then
quick quick
teu the door
and
*race*
teu
the fambily reum
chased by
the Mom
"drob it... Drob It... DROB IT"
...
*sbit*

...
sneaky treat
 aberted
...
o well
...
and now that reminds me teu tell yeu about
a berry sbeshull feature
what iss called
My Berry Sbeshull Backage
yess yesss
I did receibe
a berry sbeshull backage
from
My Cousin Madison
 what whas
loaded wif
the berry intriguing shmells
and also
addressed sbeshully teu
me
 it tooken some deuings
butt
whee did oben it
 and and and
inside
...
A N T L E R S
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu
...
*ahem*
I deu lubbs
A N T L E R S
I lubbs the whay they shmell 
*eeny meeny miny* 
 and here I amb wif
MO

 *chomb chomb chomb*|
*flib*
yess yesss
a cheu
iss
 a relacksing whay teu close out
a stress full wheek

- - - - -
It iss a stress full time in
our country,
and while
I deu habbs
berry strong obinions
I deu try teu keebs them teu
my own self
butt
tell me
wheu doesn't like
a good ole fashioned game
ob
Freut Bask-It Turn-Ober
yess yessss
butt eben so
...
the berry best fings in life
are those what can knot be
boted on
or
tacksed

...
kindness
friendshibs
lubbs

10 comments:

  1. Another wonderful Friday night Wrights. Hope the Mom feels better real soon. Reufus please please for all your fans "DON'T EAT THE BECANS' !!!!

    Lub to you and the Mom,

    Auntie Sheila, Uncle Bob
    Cousins Hamish and Emma

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  2. I hope ur The Mom feels better soon. :)

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  3. Oh Reufy... I dew lubbs yew an yewr The Mom... yew maketh me laff and chortle and giggle and snort as well. Fanks for producing anudder most interetink Fwiday Nite Wrights... and please do tell yewr The Mom that I hope tht sh'e feeling much betters very very very very soon. My Rudy says howdy do to yew too. Lubbs, Mar-Knee Poo

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  4. Hope your Mom is better soon, the cats are sending healing purrs.

    Love the Trick or Treat T-shirt.

    We loves fall too.

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  5. Hi there Reufy. We sure are glad to meet you and see all your wonderful pictures. We came over from Zoolatry. You are just so handsome. Sure hope your Mom is feeling better really soon. Take care.

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  6. we saw ewe over at zoolatry reufus...way awesum coztoom ya haz N we hope ya get lotz oh bizcuits N burgers in yur trik ore treet bag !!

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  7. Dear Reufus, yeu are a most ecksellent neurse! I would be habby to share my neursing license wiff yeu! Keuld yeu please habbs yeur patient gibbs yeu a Big Hug for me, too. Yeu are berry speshull!

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  8. We sure hope your Mom's allergies are done quick. Has she tried an allergy shot?

    Monty and Harlow

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  9. It is awful that all of your most excellent help is stricken with sneezies and stuffies. We know you are doing a most excellent job of nursing and hope soon all will be healthy. Despite the allergies it sounds like The Wright Week was Right and Good!

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  10. It is awful that all of your most excellent help is stricken with sneezies and stuffies. We know you are doing a most excellent job of nursing and hope soon all will be healthy. Despite the allergies it sounds like The Wright Week was Right and Good!

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