Friday, June 13, 2014

Friday Night Wrights: A Hunk of Moon, Six Days then Friday the Thirteenth Edition

Happy Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
A Hunk ob Moon,
Sicks Days
then
Friday the Firteenf
Edition

a crazy bizzy
berry stress full
wheek
for the Mom
so it iss
my deuty
teu delibber
the cuddles, the lebbity, the smiles,
the laughs

and berry frankly
teu be
the one berson
what keebs her hanging on

and now
that brings uss teu
Day Won
and
our regular feature
what iss called
Sweet Sweet Saturday
on a counta
the crazy bizzy stress
ett settera

. . .
whee set out teu deu
ass little ass bossible
and
whee deu some
berry little ob it
o u t   o b   d o o r s
on a counta
it iss
a gorgeous day
for
a seuberbised
b u s i n e s s   t r i b
ass whell ass
a bit ob
t r a i n i n g
while
Fred and Ginger
look on
*eubsy*
there goes
Fred
and now
blease teu but
the end
teu
the berry little photo sheut
. . .
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Early Teu Bed Lolling
yess yessss
whee settle in for
m o r e   t e u g e f f e r   t i m e
teu whatch
a little teebee
teu rub
a   l i t t l e    b e l l y
teu whisber
b e r r y   s w e e t   n u f f i n g s
yess yessss
fink ob me
ass
a   r e l a c k s a y s h u n   p h e r a b i s t
yess yessss
and knot juss any
relacksayshun pherabist
I amb the one
wif
t h e   b e r r y   s w e e t   n o s e
*zzzzzzz*
. . .
and now
that brings uss teu
Day Teu
and
our regular feature
what iss called
My Sunday
and
after a bit ob
a lay in
whee board
t h e   t r o l l e y
for
yess yesss
our regular feature
what iss called
Sunday's Second Breakfast
and
whee deu head ober teu
our neighbor hood
w h a t a b u r g e r
for
a tasty breakfast blatter
ob
sgrambled eggs
hash browns
biss kit
and
b-b-b-BACON
and now
on the down side
the Mom habbs teu
whork on facktory whork
butt
on the bright side

I share wif yeu
our berry sbeshull feature
what iss called
b e a n u t   b u t t e r   c o o k i e   c o o k i n g
and
I   H E L B E D
wif
the rolling - the smashing - the badder testing
the baking
and
wif
m e
on the job
there iss no kneed for
a   t i m e r
. . .
y e u   a r e   w h e l l c o m e. . .
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Sunday in The Kingdom
what iss that
yeu assk
. . .
what iss in my mouf
why
g o l d e n   f u r r s
ob course
. . .
and now that brings uss teu
our fun feature
what iss called
S u n d a y   S w e e t   R o l l
that's wright
s t o b   -   d r o b   -   r o l l
and then hob ub
for
a   z e u m
ob course
a little
s n i f f i n g
iss all so in order
ass whell ass
a little
j u n e   b u g   h u n t i n g
yessss yesssss
yeu gotta lubbs
J U N E
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
Day Free
what iss
Monday ... Ugh
and
our regular feature
what iss called
the day ob the dread
the day the Staff goes bart tim
e
and now
a whord about
Fitbit Stebs at The Facktory
the Mom
stebs out
[forgibbs the bun]
early Monday after neun
teu find
t h e   b e r r y   d r a m a t i c k a l   s k i e s
ober
down town
and then
teu the whest
. . .
l i g h t n i n g
and by coin cidents
the Mom set
a   s b e e d   r e c o r d
for her whalk
. . .
and that brings uss teu
a sbeshull after neun feature
what iss called
whats that ub in the sky
teu
count em
t e u   h e l l o c o b t e r s
yess yesss
one flew
w r i g h t   o b e r   m y   h e a d
butt
whee did knot habbs
the Photographer wif uss
whee whatched the news
butt
whee did knot see
o u r s e l b e s
on it
so
whee deu knot know
t h e   r e s t   o b   t h e   s t o r y
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Monday Night Chilling
hot ass blazes
out ob doors
so
whee whait till dusk
teu
t r a i n
and wif
the Mom
s h o r t   o n   s t e b s

she makes them ub
under
m y   w h a t c h   f u l l   e y e
and then
here I amb
at
l a s s t   c a l l
 
a bit ob shniffing
a bit ob bug eating

and
a bit ob business
. . .
o ... o ... o
look look
a   s b o o k y   c l o u d
and and and
*big eyes*
a   b i g   h u n k   o b   m o o n
*runs in side f-a-s-s-t*
and now
I in my kerchief
and
the Ma in her jambs
whee hobes teu settle in for
a long summer's nab
and there fore all so
KNOT
sbend the night
c o u n t i n g   l a m m i e s
juss saying
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
Day Four
and
our regular feature
what iss called
Teusday
and
whee are
u b   e a r l y
teu get the Mom off teu
a   b e r r y   b i z z y   f a c k t o r y   d a y
and then after
a long day abart
whee are boaf
g i d d y
teu be back
t e u g e f f e r
and whee
c e l e b r a t e
wif
a mini photo sheut
comblete wif
b e r r y   t a s t y   t r e a t s
and here
I amb gibbing yeu
c u r i o u s
and now
I amb gibbing yeu
m a k e   a   w h i s h
and now
digging deeb in my soul
I amb gibbing yeu
*shock*
w h e u   w h a t   w h y
and now
*giggles*
I gibbs yeu
> battented and all so trade marked <
m y   b u c k e r e d   l i b
and now
juss for yeu
wif all my heart
. . .
I   l u b b s   Y e u
and now
juss a few hours later
. . .
a nodder
b i g   h u n k   o b   c h e e
yesss yesssss
that big ole
m o o n
- - - - -
and now that brings uss teu
Day Fibe
weu heu yess yess
Wedness Day
and
our regular feature
what iss called
My Ackedemia
yesss yessss
and
yeu know what
that means
t h e   t r a d i t i o n a l
c h o b b i n g   o b   t h e   c h e e

and
here I amb
s n e u b e r b i s i n g
four sticks
sliced - diced - bagged
and
t a s t e   t e s t e d
and now teu
. . .
kill a little time
ob course
I know
what iss ub
. . .
yess yesss
I know
a l l   t h e   s i g n a l s
and now
the bag iss backed
the Handler Mom iss dressed
and
whee are out
yesss yesss
out for
l a s s t   m i n u t e   b u s i n e s s e s
/   check
/   check
and now wif
no furfer adyeu
and all so
berry much
e c k s i t e m e n t
whee board
the Trolley
for
for the short trib teu
My Skool
y i b b e e
and now
here I amb
h e r e
a bit early
I get teu whatch
m y   f r i e n d s
arribe
and all so
show
the Mom Handler
a bit ob
l u b b s
and then
the Mom Handler and I
get out on the floor
teu bracktiss some
a r e n a   b e h a b i o r s

and when
Our Class
starts
the Mom Handler focuses on
Our Trainer
while
I focus on the Mom Handler
and
t e u n i g h t
whee whork on
. . .
s i t - s t a y
d o w n - s t a y
s t a n d - s t a y
h e e l i n g   b o x   w h o r k
r e c a l l   t e u   f r o n t

and
r o u n d   f i n i s h
I did
GReat
wif
the statick whork

butt wif
my heeling
I did leuse my focus.
I did check out.
why yeu ask
whell
...
Our Trainer
says
the Handler got aggribated wif me
I amb seuber sensitibbs
and so
I checked out
and ass yeu likely surmise
...
the source ob the Mom's aggribayshun
iss
S O   K N O T   M E
it. iss. the. facktory.
BUTT
for uss teu reach
o u r   g o a l s
the Handler habbs teu but a side
the emotions ob the Mom
~ blease and fank yeu ~
. . .
O M D
whee arribe home
and
look look look
at that
b i g   h u n k   o b   c r a z y   m o o n
and now
that brings uss teu
Day Sicks
and
our regular feature
what iss called
My Fursday
and for those ob yeu following
the crazy bizzy stress story
. . .
the Mom arribed teu the facktory
teu find thiss little guy in a gift bag
wif a note
fanks for butting out the fires
and ob course
that little doggy deus knot reliebe
the killer stress
butt
he deus gibbs
a   s m i l e
. . .
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Friday Ebe
and though
the sky iss a bit creeby
I amb
h a b b y
habby teu habbs the Mom home
habby teu be out ob doors
and
habby teu go back in ob doors
and now
*cue the Pharrell musick*
clab along if yeu feel like
h a b b i n e s s   i s s   t h e   t r e u f
yess yesss
*dances*
Mister Bost Man
habbs delibbered a backage
and it iss wif
g r e a t   c u r i o s i t y
I bresent teu yeu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
A   B O C K S   F O R   M E
and now
come on
Mom
t h e   a u r o m a s
 are tanta lizing
. . .
so let us get that bocks
O B E N
o ... o ... o
look look
*lick lick lick*
*reut reut reut*
ahhhh
there iss
a   s w e e t   n o t e
from
My Berry Sweet Aunt Nikki
and her furry fambily
. . .
and in side there are
s w e e t   b o t a t o   t r e a t s
omd
i n   t h i s s   b a g
o
yess yesss
butt all so
j a m b s
s t r a w b e r r y
and
b l a c k b e r r y
and now
here I amb
wif
bizhions ob berry habby berries
 *d a n c i n g *
in my head
yess yessss
and
wif great fanks teu
Aunt Nikki

I can knot whait teu habbs
t o a s t   a n d   j a m b s
*nods*
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
a bunch ob stuff in my back yard
thiss wheek
whee are training wif
m y   c o n e s
my crabe myrtle iss in
b l e u m
and check out
thiss berry dramatickal bicksher
ob
her bink bleums
and
yeu can knot see em
butt there are
j u n e   b u g s   g a l o r e
*crunch crunch crunch*
and there's
my big effelent ears
sadly marred wif
b i g   b i r d   b u s i n e s s
or
b i r d   b i g   b u s i n e s s
and
on the unreuly side
those big bink bleuming berrenials
habbs inbaded
my Texas sage
o
here I amb
a gain
those darn june bugs
musst be
s t o b b e d
and so
says the Mom
shood I
*tsk tsk*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our high light feature
what iss called
F R I D A Y   T H E   F I R T E E N F
butt after
her wheek at the facktory
 the Mom iss knot a feared ob
a date on the calendar
*hahaha*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regulare feature
what iss called
F R I D A Y   B O U N T Y
and
thiss wheek's treasures
are brought teu uss by
K R O G E R
there iss
freuts and carrots
salads and botatos
and
breads for toast
there iss
healfy stuff and comfort foods
like
whatters and cokes
bastas for light salads
and
chibs for dibs
bless her heart
the Mom tries so hard
teu
eat whell and ecksersize
o whell
thiss iss a job for
t h e   f i z z i c k a l   f i t n e s s   t r a i n e r
and now here iss
a little reuteen
I call
t h e   s w e e t   r o l l

furst yeu find
juss
t h e   w r i g h t   s b o t
then
(1)   drob
(2)   roll
(3)   kick
(4)   raise yeur sout side

and
(5)   s k o o t
o
I deu juss lubbs
a   g o o d   s w e e t   r o l l
butt
now it iss time teu go
i n   o b   d o o r s
where
the Relacksayshun Pherabist
iss called ubon
teu
add minisster
yeu guessed it
. . .
r e l a c k s a y s h u n   p h e r a b y
*clears froat*
a little lower and teu my left
o
*whisbers*
and.
blease.
. . .
teu.
. . .
hold. my. head. 
*jumbs*
O MY
time for
Gee Whee Are Feeling Sbeshull
Wheffer Feature
wright wright
all ob a berry sudden
flooding rains
. . .
and I fink yeu can see
w h y
whee feel
s o   b e r r y   s b e s h u l l
out ob no where
hard rains
*hahaha*
whashing a whay
the big bird businesses
buckets
and
buckets
b u c k e t s
falling hard
and
here iss me
whatching the Photographer
and then
whondering
what whee look like on teebee
whee look like
t h a t   b i g   r e d   b l o b
[whee libbs just abbubs the wheffer deude's right hand]
and it iss really coming down
butt
n o   w h o r r i e s
I whill juss whait
h e r e
until I can conbince her
it. iss. time.
 yess. yessss. YESSS.
And that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
and
seuberbising the Chef
ass
she scoobs a cub ob kibbles
and
chobs chobs chobs
chobs chobs chobs
chobs chobs chobs
bolitely offering me
a   t a s t y   t a s t e
ob
each tasty ingredient

and now
teunight's bresentation:
. . .
salmon and legumes kibble
Grizzly Salmon Oil drizzle
fresh baby carrots
fresh whatter melon
fresh bink lady abble
baired wif
Ozarka Sbring Whatters 
i m b e c k a b l e   m a n n e r s
d r o o l s

*release*
and
g o b b l e s
*burb*
and now it's time for
our regular feature
what iss called
our after dinner outing
no longer raining
the whatters habbs drained
and
what ... isss ... that... i see
o m d
it's
. . .
E A R L
E A R L .   T H E .   S Q U I R R E L .
and
I fink I can sbeak for all ob yeu
such a shame I amb on
m y   s t r i n g
first Earl
on the ground
and then
G I N G E R
in the tree
. . .
juss whatch her whatch uss
yess yessss
what a whonder full Friday
and now it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
Blease Teu Gibbs Me
The Friday Night Cheu
yess yessss
it iss hard teu conceal
m y   e c k s i t e m e n t
I lubbs yeu, Mom.
I deu.
and wif no furfer delay
. . .
b u l l y s t i c k
shake it
pounce on it
whork the end
smoke it lie a stogey

yess yessss
at the end ob
a berry stress full wheek
it iss imbortant teu
j u s s   l e t   g o
it iss all so good teu
r e m e m b e r
. . .
"Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow,
it empties today of its strength."
- Corrie ten Boom
and in
t h e   g r e a t   b r o p h e t i c k   w h o r d s
ob
P h a r r e l l   W i l l i a m s
*cues musick on more time*
. . .
because I'm habby
clab along if yeu feel like a reum wifout a reuf
because I'm habby
clab along
if yeu feel
like
habbiness is the treuf
because I'm habby
clab along if yeu know what habbiness iss teu yeu
because I'm habby
clab along if yeu feel like that's what yeu wanna deu
. . .

5 comments:

  1. You are most definitely a Relaxation Therapist! Your Momma is so lucky to have you!!!! We love the photos - and we are most definitely happy! (Well, Abby is a bit more happy than I am.... I'm still recovering from surgicals and am more doped than happy, if the truth be told, but we're usually happy!)

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

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  2. Reufus, Every addition of Friday Night Wrights is looked forward to. You and the Mom are amazing squeezing in all you do and still both of you are ready to face more. It's all held together with your love for each other. You two are some team and it is so much fun to be a part of watching it happen.

    Auntie Sheila, Uncle Bob
    Cousins Emma and Chance

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  3. DAH-ammmmmm -

    Khamp Khyra feels SO inadekhwate now!

    Maybe we need a SATellite Khamp in Reufston!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra and Khousin Geufy By Proxy

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  4. That is quite the week you've had! I'm not going to lie to you, my favorite part was the bacon!


    Bunny

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  5. dood...grate ta see ya post again....hope yur summer iz goin aye oh kay...N what cha wanna bet FRED iz de one who leeved hiz caca droppin biznezz on YUR plant....jack azz burdz....we iz lovin yur sunday snapshot N make a wish frum de foto stroll thiz week...N way awesum pack age ewe getted frum Nikki...enjoy sum jambz for uz...happee week a head buddy ♥♥♥♥♥

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