Friday, June 20, 2014

Friday Night Wrights: Too Frazzled for a Theme Edition

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Teu Frazzled four a Pheme
Edition
yess yesssss
the Mom Staff
iss
a   d o n k e y   o n   t h e   e d g e
deu teu
crazy bizzy times
at the Facktory
and whell
. . .
it iss no secret
that
the Mom
iss a bit
t o u c h e d
any whay

on a counta
t h e   n u t
deus knot fall far from
the tree
*uhhhh*
whait a minute
- - - - -
ok
so any whay
let's kick off
our phemeless edition
wif
our regular feature
what iss called
our minimal wheekend
the Concierge
delibbers
some cold stuff
. . .
whee sbend some time
out ob doors
and then ob course
whee come
in ob doors
where
for the bast few wheeks
I habbs
t h e   i t c h y   s c r a t c h i e s
and then when
the HouseKeeber
takes a break
. . .
I disblay
m y   f e a r   o b   M i s t e r   D y s o n
*ha ha*
can yeu see
a l l   m y   f u r
in the cannister
. . .
o
and
the berry mose funnest
after dark fing
. . .
j u n e   b u g   s n a t c h i n g
and
s n a c k i n g
they are
f u l l   o b   b r o t e i n
and
they are
e b b e r y w h e r e
and for
s o m e
k n o t   e a s i l y   u n d e r s t o o d
r e a s o n

the Mom skreeches
" REUFUS COME HERE COME HERE COME HERE "
and deu teu
the Mom's Donkey's GBS coordinates
. . .
I COME HERE
[or raffer... THERE ass the case may be]
no questions asked
and then
I all so deu send the Donkey teu
C H I L L
wif
Friends and a Rita
yess yesss
on a counta
the berry besst donkey
iss
a  h a b b y   a s s   d o n k e y
*nods*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Monday
ugh
I deu hate teu loose
the Staff
back teu
that dumb ole facktory
butt
I deu lubbs
o u r   a f t e r n o o n   r e u n i o n
eben in
the shadow ob
m y   b e l u b b e d
now dead becan tree
*sobs*
and
*shniffs*
ok mosely
*shniffs*
and then
I deu takes
a   m o m e n t
teu lissten teu
t h e   s t o r i e s   o b   t h e   M o m
on a counta
yeu know
t h e   d o n k e y   f i n g
and then
I remind her
l i f e   i s s   s w e e t
and
w h e e   a r e   a   t e a m
and being
t e u g e f f e r
iss what iss imbortant
whell
t h a t
and
keebing me in
t h e   s w e e t   l i f e s t y l e
teu which
I   h a b b s   g r o w n   a c c u s t o m e d
*snores*
- - - - -
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Teusday
and when
on the commute teu the facktory
juss look in front ob the Trolley
what made me fink
I D L 9 9 2
yess yessss
I deu lubbs
teu
I may knot be
a big Texans fan
butt known ass
the Robin Hood ob the NFL
J J
iss
a real blessing teu the community
wheffer
full filling
standing ub for
 or
sbending time wif the troobs
JJ iss juss a
ole fashioned all round
g o o d   g u y
and
hiss motto

D R E A M   B I G

W O R K   H A R D


iss
i n s b i r a t i o n
teu uss
on a counta
w h e e   d e u
DREAM BIG
WHORK HARD
and now
back teu
the imbortant tobicks
. . .
such ass
m y s e l f 
now it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
after facktory Teusday
lotsa
catch ub shnoofing
and then
a bit ob
b o s i n g   f o r   l i b b e r s
gibbing yeu
my far a whay foughts
bose
m y   s e u b e r   m a n
bose
haha
m y   s i l l y

m y   s i l l y

bart teu

o yess yessss
m y   h a b b y
and then
*gaffers foughts quickly*
. . .   m y   s o m b e r   . . .
and now
breaking bose
and
running in
it iss time for
our once a monf feature
what isss called
Advantage Multi
Goob Day
and that means
Me and the Mom
in the half baff
a slib leash
slibbed ober
the door knob
g o o b
abblied
and then I
stand and stand and stand and stand
while the Mom
sings and sings and sings and sings
and then
wif encouragement
I lie down
on
the big bed
teu let
the nasty goob
s i n k   i n
- - - - -
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Ackedemia
yess yesssss
it isss
Wednesday
and time for
the traditional
chobbing ob the chee
one rogue chee
and here I amb
begging sitting for
t h e   o n e   r o g u e   c h e e

and what all whays follows
iss
the traditional
bagging ob the libbers
and look look
o n e   r o g u e   l i b b e r
and here I amb
gibbing the beginnings ob
a   s b i n
and now
wif the Mom
short on her stebs

whee keeb it
m o o b i n g
eben
r u n n i n gz e u m i n g
a little
and then
in ob doors
so
whee can come back
out ob doors
out a round
the yards
and then
back on the borch
on a counta
I know whee are
b o a r d i n g   t h e   t r o l l e y
 berry berry soon
and
I deu knot whant teu be
l a t e
wright wright
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
where
whee whorked berry hard on
attenshun cues
and right now our cue iss
"right here"
butt whee are finking teu train it ass
"whatch"
and then
whee whorked on
all manner ob
s t a y s
*sit*
*chill*
*sit ub and scratch*
*chill*
- - - - -
and now it iss time for
b o a r d   w h o r k
and here iss
a   t u c k   s i t   g e t   c l o s e
juss the first bart ob
all manner ob maneubers
and ob course
whee whorked on
fronts
turns
finishes
heeling
and
360s
whee gibbs it
o u r   a l l
and then
after class
whee hook ub teu diss cuss
tummy flutters
nibbled nails
a short car ride
sweet ub-beat chatter
and now
s i n c e r e   b r a y e r s
blease teu bring on
s w e e b
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Fursday
.  . .
and here iss

m y   b e r r y   o w n
b u t t e r s k h o t c h
making her escabe
ass the Mom leabes for the facktory
= I miss all the good stuff =
. . .
and now
here whee are
a f t e r   f a c k t o r y   f u r s d a y
it iss
a gorgeous day
bright
sun shine

beautiful
bleu sky
and it iss
garbage day
what means
the Mom Concierge
retriebes the cans from the street
while I
w h a t c h
and now wif
the lawn crew
come and gone
here I amb back out
for
some obserbayshuns
and
a small photo sheut
gibbing yeu
reflecktibbs
shweet
shilly
and now here I amb
o u t s t a n d i n g
in my field
and now teu
show yeu how
I lead the charge
teu
the in ob doors
whagging
my furry tail
while
I whaits for the Doorman
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Home Whork
I deu lubbs
m y   t r a i n i n g   t i m e
and thiss wheek
whee habbs whorked wif
m y   c o n e s
right turns
left turns
270s
360s
and
figyeur 8s
. . .
and here I amb
bracktissing figyeur 8s wif
d i s t r a c k s h u n s
I really whish
the Photographer cood figure out how teu
b i d e o   m y   w h o r k
butt for now
she habbs
berry many otter fings
teu handle teu
. . .
and now here I amb
c o o l i n g   o f f
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Christmas in June
yesss yessssss
My The Aunt Karen
sent me
thiss swell gift bag
it habbs been here in my home since Sunday
and
I habbs checked on it
e b b e r y   s i n g l e   d a y
and now
here I amb
ecksited a bout teu bust
l e t   u s s   o b e n   i t
O M D
I can knot beliebe
my eyes
c h o c k   f u l l   o b   m o n k e y s
and
I lubbs
ebbery single one
*giggles*
matching
my monkey shirt
. . .
a new collar and leash
yess yessssssss
a sicks foot leash
meeting
the requirements ob
akc beginner nobice trials
*snickers*
- - - - -
and juss look
a tuff frog
a nodder baycayshun monkey
a wubba monkey
a kong monkey
a flat monkey
monkey art whork
a monkey billow
a monkey bowl
a monkey sbonge holder
and here iss
my monkey art whork
i n s t a l l e d
o and all so
I receibed thiss
little billow cross stitch reminder
on a counta
the Santa
might knot know
odder whise
- - - - -
and here I amb wif
my kong monkey
I deu lubbs him
on a counta
hims iss soft but fick
and
hims nose deus
skweek skweeeeeek
in fack
I whill sweeb wif him
teunight
wif

berry berry berry

sbeshull fanks

teu

My The Aunt Karen

whee lubbs yeu SO much

- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday
the Mom
iss juss now
home for the wheek end
I amb dressed for the day
*bause teu scratch my itchies*
come on
oben that door
and
. . .
in the short time it took
for the Mom teu
unload the Trolley
dress me
and
oben the door
. . .
the sky habbs fickened ub
so
what's a boy teu take
in the rain
butt
a   s w e e t   r o l l
and ass yeu can imagine
wif the sky what iss angry
the Mom barks
" REUFUS NO REUFUS GET UB
REUFUS COME HERE REUFUS COME HERE NOW "
and
ok ok
I deu
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
our traditional fambily nab
and
incleuded teuday
. . .
my kong monkey
and some
quiet blay
wif
the Mom
and then when
the Mom
drifts off teu
s w e e b y   t o w n
I slib off teu
m y   l i t t l e   r e u m
where I enjoy
my new monkey decor
and then
wif
the urging ob the Mom
*release come stretch come*
and now
let's please to
g o   o u t
so I can
c h e c k   i t   a l l   o u t
teu early for the june bugs
teu hot for the squirrels
and
what iss it wif
the bubbarazzi
*quick run*
the berfeckt time
for
a hedgitarian snack
*drob it*
and now
what's that yeu say
time
.
teu
.
train
and here I amb
t e l l i n g   y e u   a   s t o r y
and then
I can knot ecksblain what habbened
it whass juss
t i m e   f o r   a   s w e e t   r o l l
and now
brought back in teu
f o c u s
here I amb showing yeu
m y   f r e e z e
and then
wif the berbal cue
" a l l   d o n e "
whee are
i n
and it iss
t i m e
yess yesssss
for
our regular feature
what iss caled
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
and
here I amb
whatching wif
a n t i s s i b a y s h u n
enjoying
a random
b i t e   o r   t e u
and here she iss
. . .
salmon and legume kibbles
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
fresh carrots
fresh whatter melons
fresh bink lady abbles garnish
yess yesssss
and she iss
a l l   m i n e
baired wif
The Ozarka Sbring Whatters
and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
ahhh yesssss
t a s t y   f o o d s
whashed down wif
a   b i g   b o w l   o b   w h a t t e r s
and now for
our after dinner outing
but knot be fore
I baws teu fank the Chef
fank yeu so much for the tasty foods
. . .
I lubbs yeu
and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
Stuff in Kingdom My Back Yard
my bretty bretty
crabe myrtle
what iss in
full bleum
and teu
our bride and joy
m y   b l e u m i n g   n i g h t   c i r r u s
iss making
a come back
. . .
and all wheek
my dead tree
habbs been
chock full ob birds
and
sbeaking ob birds
there iss
thiss member
ob
Our Dubb Fambily
and now
eubsy
*flush*
and now
it's time for
our fun feature
what iss called
Friday Free Styling
a nodder
s w e e t   r o l l
followed ub wif
b o n e   r a t t l i n g   s h a k e
uh huh
I'mb Silly
yeeeee-ahhhhh
and whell
being a sensitibbs boy and all
I deu
n u z z l e   u b
wif
the Mom
for
r e a s s u r a n c e
right before
I search for
j u s s s t   t h e   w r i g h t   s b o t
four
yeu guessed it
a   s w e e t   r o l l
and now inside
I beliebe
it. iss. time.
yess yessss
time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu
and
teunight's selection
iss
*drumb roll*
a   b i g   f i c k   b u l l y   s t i c k
and
sometimes yeu habbs teu
show the stick
w h e u   i s s   b o s s
before
settling in teu
finish her off
and now
after a long bizzy stress full wheek
and ass
our home grows
b e a c e   f u l l   a n d   q u i e t
my foughts
turn teu
g r a t i t u d e
. . .
take no fing for granted
take bleasure in all fings shared wif those yeu lubbs
time iss our treasure
. . .
dream big
whork hard

5 comments:

  1. Reuf, worth the wait, deadlines are very overrated .

    Auntie Sheila & Uncle Bob
    Cousins, Emma & Chance

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  2. Yay, I glad to see u had fun! :) I glad u and The Mom and The Auntie are okay. I luv u. {{{hugs}}}

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  3. I think your lunchy looked soo good,, I would like some too.
    I see you have the itchies,, and so do I !! Did you go to the doctor?
    Your counter in the kitchen in yellow- exactly like the one in my house!
    And I love your monkeys,, you see,, I like them too
    love
    tweedles

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  4. DOOD !!!! whoa...furst off we wood like ta say we could all use yur feer oh de vacuum masheen...ha ...we run like de wind when we sees it....R fav o rite pick sures for thiz week bee # 1 monday and soooper man...and pleez ta say meowloz ta yur sister butterscotch if her iz yur sister...plus mega rockin way awesum..yur gift bag for Christmas in joon iz mega KEWL !!!!! happee week a head ♥♥♥♥♥

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  5. How could I go about getting adopted by Your Auntie Karen? answer soon, please.
    We are still having endless trouble with windows of 8.1
    and now they have stolen my email addy I have had for 100 years and we are forced to use MY gmail address which is stellabella914@gmail. So, if you want to write
    gmail is where its at right now. You look very fine, Reuf, getting all kinds of good eats, presents,learning, and attention & love from your Mom. All the learning! All I can do is sit/stay,shake hands,come to off leash,
    and take my toys away from people who have no business with them. Take care Reuf and Mom, from Stella and her Mom Jo

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