Friday, July 25, 2014

Friday Night Wrights: Before and After My Dog Show Debut, A Special Two Week Edition, Part 3

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Bart Free
ob
Friday Night Wrights:
Be Fore and After
My Dog Show DayByeu
A Berry Sbeshull Teu Wheek
Edition
what. a. wheek.
so let's get started wif
Our Big Show Feature
what iss called
Day Four ob The Big Dog Show
Sunday July 20
and
scents
whee habbs
no photography
blease teu bretend
yeu are lisstening teu the radio

and
here iss
a berbal re-cab
. . .
O B E D I E N C E
I amb the first dog teu show
and
while I am heeling like a bro
my sitter is barshully broken
my figyeur 8s are slow
my sit for ecksam is sbot on
my long sit stay... berry frankly... rocks
and
my recall iss ... Awesome
wif a cabital A
and
whee receibe the nod
"Q"
*big celebrayshun*
. . .
ribbons awarded
F O U R F   B L A C E
and
B E G I N N E R   N O V I C E   T I T L E
- - - - -
b r e s h e r
officially
o f f
*whshhhhhhhhew*
- - - - -
R A L L Y
easy course
I amb tired
I amb knot so focused
I call for "a deu ober" on one task
I receibe
Qualifying Score
ob
89 out ob 100
butt deu knot blace
yay
G R E E N   Q   R I B B O N
and
that's ok
I   H A B B E D   F U N
- - - - -
and now back at
the Krafty K9 Kamb
it iss time for
S H O W   P H O T O S
and
*wif a sudden bolt ob energy*
I fink teu maybe
s k a t t e r   t h e   r i b b o n s
Obedience Team 61
Rally Team 104
whee habbs
l o t s   t e u   w h o r k   o n
butt the good news iss
now whee know what
and
what whee lack in
brecision
wright now
whee make ub for in
s t i c k - t e u - i t - n e s s
yesss yesssss
whee whill
k e e b   w h o r k i n g
and blease teu knot forget
. . .
I amb
t h e   o n l y   R e s c u e   G o l d e n
in the show
and while I deu knot habbs furfer stastickals
I can tell yeu
I amb one ob berry berry berry berry few
rescues ober all
~
so teu re-cab
- - - - -
Reufus Jackson Wright
8 Events
13 Ribbons
7 Qualifying Scores
6 Placements:
2 Firsts
2 Thirds
2 Fourths
2 Titles
yess yesssss
once the show results are registered
...
Reufus Jackson Wright CGC RN BN
and
j u s s   f o r   g r i n s
I habbs made
a boster
beliebes yeu me
t h i s s   d r e a m
iss easier achiebed
when started at 8 wheeks
. . .
Whee Rescues
might take a little more whork
and a bigger commitment
butt whee are
S O   B E R R Y   W H O R F
T H E   A D B E N T U R E
- - - - -
and now that brings uss teu
Our Big Show Feature
what iss called
Show Ober Lets Go Home
. . .
teu crates
free tribs teu the Trolley
ten tons ob crab
all loaded teu go home
I amb the berry last boarder
and then
. . .
t h e   a / c   b l o w e r   ...   b o o f   ...    o f f
the Mom quickly but
my crate fan on me
and then drobe quickly out ob
the arena barking lot
teu
where
whee called
 The Aunt Karen Limo Serbice
and then whee called
The Aunt Dav Entertainment Line
and
wif the Mom telling me
I can habbs any fing I whant
[wif the ecksebshun ob a hamster]
whee shobbed till whee drobbed
and
here I amb in
t h e   a i r   c o n d i t i o n e d   l i m o
finking
it iss good teu habbs
s t a f f
it iss brolly
150 degrees or more
in the Trolley
and
a comfy 72 degrees here in
t h e   l i m o
and that brings uss teu
Our Big Show Feature
what iss called
Show Ober - Whee Are Home
the Mom Trolley Driber
iss SO hot
butt
she iss SO habby whee are boaf
h o m e
she begins teu sing me
our pheme song
H A B B Y
emfassizz on
R E U M   W I F O U T   A   R E U F
and
C L A B   A L O N G
iff yeu feel like
H A B B I N E S S   I S S   T H E   T R E U F
and sbeaking ob
h a b b y
that brings uss teu
Our Big Show Feature
what iss called
The Sunday Night Cheu
out it comes from
the berry sbeshull cheu cabinet
and
off I race teu
c h e u   b o s i t i o n
*fight it*
*drob it in whonder*
*smoke it like a siggar^
and now
hot, tired, ecksauceted
and wif
one lasst day ob baycayshun ahead
whee head teu bed early
on a counta
the Trolley muss be in
The Trolley Hossbittle
by 7am
*ugh*
and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
one lasst day
Monday July 21
Trolley teu the Hossbittle
and
The Aunt Karen Limo
delibbers the Mom home
. . .
clobes in the whasher
whicked nab
clobes in the dryer
bad new$$$$
about the Trolley
a little more rest
a few more chores
The Aunt Karen Limo
bicks the Mom ub
home comes the Trolley
and then
return teu the facktory brebarayshuns
deu berry sadly begin
*shakes head in bitter denial*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature wif a twist
what iss called
My Teusday what feels like A Monday
Teusday July 22
the best ob which
starts
when the Mom gets home
eben Fred appears teu be
bleased
wif her return
and while
whee are boaf
a   b i t   t i r e d
there iss some fing
c o m f o r t i n g
about
our return teu
a normal schedule
incleuding
a reqular feature
what iss called
a short Teusday Photo Sheut
here
I amb gibbing yeu
a whink
and here
a bit ob curious
now
I'm gibbing yeu
a bit ob
the treat habbs moobed teu the side
*haha*
and now it's time for
Our Big Show Feature
what iss called
What I Got at PetsMart
for Being A Good Boy
wif A Hot Broken Trolley
yess yessss
I got me
a reuster
and
a doggy kongy
and
a bone shabed tennis ball kongy
and I quickly
s t o l e d
the doggy kongy
and then
the Mom did say
Good Dog All Mighty
look at all the fur on the floors
and then
I bosed wif
m y   t r e a s u r e s
the Photographer
iss a sucker for
a   s w e e t   b o y   f a c e
now
gibbs me
m y
d o g g y
k o n g y
right now blease
o I deu lubbs him
berry berry much
un till
the Mom tooken
t h e   t e n n i s   b a l l   b o n e   k o n g y
out ob it's rabber
and then
out ob doors
for a bit ob
f e t c h
*rib and romb*
*bolt*
and
*return*
*fetch*
*return*
yesss yessssssss
feel ebbery bit ob
o u r   s t r e s s e s
melt awhay
wif
ebbery frow
ebbery fetch
ebbery
...
stob and shniff
o
I deu lubbs teu
c h a s e   i t   d o w n
r a s s l e   i t   a   l i t t l e
and
show the kongy
w h e u   i s s   t h e   b o s s
why
it iss
m e
ob course
*chuckles*
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Sweebing Batterns
thiss night I breferred
my   \   battern
and then when the Mom whoke at 3 ayyemm
 wif her head hanging off the bed
she rose ub teu make
a small business trib
. . .
I quickly assumed
my battented
o i n k   o i n k   i n   t h e   m i d d l e
battern
~ wheu takes bickshers in the dark at 3 ayyemm ~
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Back Teu Skool WhednesdayWhednesday July 23
what whee kick off
wif
a after dinner business trib
what leads ub teu
a sbeshull feature
what iss called

My Back Teu Skool

Photo Sheut

looking
a little more
r e s t e d
I amb rocking
the Back Teu Skool
neckwhare
and gibbing yeu
my
b e s t   s k o o l   b i c k s h e r
face
wif
a little
c h e e k y   s m i r k
and
scents whee are taking
t e u   n e u   c l a s s e s
whee rush teu
get ready
and
b o a r d   t h e   t r o l l e y
teu head teu
My Skool
and ubon arribal
I deu
quick businesses
and bracktiss
my bayshunt little reum whaiting
and then
whee are ready for
c l a s s
and
the first class iss
Combetition Essentials
and while it iss
a bit remedial for me
I amb
r e f r e s h i n g
my skills
and
whorking on building my
c o n f i d e n c e
and ignoring my
d i s t r a c k s h u n s
and
the Mom Handler
whood like teu interjeckt
. . .
whee are whorking teu ficks
m y   b r o k e n   s i t t e r
*chuckles*
whee deu
blay lots ob games
whee deu lots ob
focus ecksersizes
and scents
teu classes
back teu back
iss
a   b i t   m u c h
whee deu take
b r e a k s
teu rest
m y   l i t t l e   b i t t y
g r e a t   b i g   b r a i n
wright wright
I habbs been teu
the business yard
seberal times

I habbs been in
q u i e t   t i m e
and
here I amb gibbing
the Mom Handler a rest
ob course
I amb all whays
ready teu
l e a r n
some more
and here I whill show yeu
m y   s i t t e r
[when oberable]
and
what whee discubbered
teunight
iss that
teu classes
back teu back
iss
a   l o t   f o r   t h e   M o m
and
eben the Handler iss
e c k s a u c e t e d
butt
that iss likely deu teu
our ecksiting baycayshun
and
her return teu the facktory
it iss imbortant
how ebber
teu
g e t   b a c k   o n   t h e   b r o b e r i a l   h o r s e
whee know
a lot more now
about
what whee kneeds teu whork on
so
l e t ' s   g e t   t e u   i t
. . .
butt first
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
- - - - -
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Fursday
and
Team Reufus
iss
O F F I C I A L L Y   P O O P E D
I mean
whee take
the mandatory big business trib
where I take
my own sweet lazy time
teu find
juss the wright ...
o
look look
i amb finking teu tell yeu
. . .
the odder morning before dawn
on a big business trib before the dog show
wright here whee did sees
a   h u m m i n g   b i r d 
and now
big business comblete
let uss get out ob
thiss dog awful
h e a t
and come in for some
c o o l   r e f r e s h i n g   w h a t t e r s
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
the toy ob the wheek
and I habbs teu say
it iss hard teu bick juss one
butt iffin I habbs teu
whee whill go wif
*drumb roll*
t h e   r e u s t e r   o n   m y   s w e e t   h e a d
wif
my kongy doggy
a close second
[ yesss, I amb that tired ]
ahhhh
*roll inteu the Mom*
*nibble on the doggy kongy*
what o what
iss the Mom Photographer deuing
yess yesss
whee sneak in quite
the ebening lay-in

and then when
the out ob doors obben cools down a bit
a round 8 pee-emm
whee head out for
a bit ob small businesses
a tiny bit ob tricks
and
our regular feature
what iss called
A Short Fursday Photo Sheut
and
o I deu lubbs
a photo sheut libber treat
and all so when
the Mom sings
s w e e t   s o n g s
teu me
*mmmmmmm*
here iss
m y   t a s t y   l i b b e r   f a c e
and ob course
a photo sheut whood knot be comblete
wif out
m y   f a r   a w h a y   l o o k
nor
m y   y e s s s   m a ' a m
nor
m y   b a t e n t e d   b u c k e r
*bucker*
*hahaha*
that one makes the Mom
g i g g l e
. . .
now let's go get in
t h e   b i g   b e d
for a little
r e u s t e r   b l a y
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Fank Dog It's Friday
and
here I amb
g r e e t i n g   t h i s s   g l o r i o u s   d a y
wif
a hearty shake
and a
high whabing tail
what
t r e a s u r e s
lie before me
a h  - h a
a   i t t y   b i t t y   f e f f e r
from
a chigging
I fink
. . .
and here I amb
b a s k i n g
and
m i l l i n g   a b o u t
in my
g o l d e n   g l o w
when
the architeckt Mom
decides teu cabsher
A   R E U F   B L A N
*smirks*
she nebber ebber gets tired ob
that joke
butt now it's
t i m e
teu send her teu the facktory
and that brings uss teu
my mose faboritest feature
what iss called

the Mom iss home from the facktory

Let The Wheek End Begin

and here I amb
greeting the Mom
wif
a bit ob yoga
and wif
the release whord
I come a running
and
wright on out
for
a bit ob
s u n   s h i n e
a bit ob
b u s i n e s s
a bit ob
s w e e t   r o l l
o yeah
thiss feels
g r a n d
there iss
knot a better whay
teu
kick off a great wheekend
than
a   f r i s k y   w h a l l e r
and juss
one   q u i e t   m o m e n t
teu
ober see all what iss mine
and now
on teu
more imbortant whork
like
the Mom's faborite feature
what iss called
o u r   t r a d i t i o n a l   f a m b i l y   n a b
un till
the TimeKeeber
ferbently reminds the Mom Chef
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
*eubsy*
what iss thiss on the kitching rug
...
why a gaggle ob
nabkin shredding squirrels
muss habbs habbed their whay wif
thiss luncheon nabkin
*nods*
those darn squirrels
*tsk tsk*
and now
for
T E U N I G H T ' S   S B E S H U L L
salmon and legume kibbles
fresh chobbed carrots
fresh green beans
a glaze ob grizzly salmon oil
and tobbed wif
fresh jeucy whatter mellon
and teunight's blate
iss baired wif
Fresh Ozarka Sbring Whatters
and
good manners
yess yessss
nuffing fixes a broken sitter
quite like
a   d e l i s h u s   m e a l
followed by a
whisker whibing whaller
small celebrayshun on the rug
and
our regular feature
what iss called
my after dinner outing
 ahhhhh
yess yesss
it isss
a   b e a u t i f u l   d a y 
 butt
eu - whee
it iss
h - o - t
so
quick about
my business
and
l e t ' s   g o   i n   o b   d o o r s
where
yesss yessss
I beliebe it iss
t i m e
for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu
o boy o boy o boy o boy o boy
I can
h a r d l y   w h a i t
teu
smile
wif it
foil the Photographer
wif it
smoke
it
and
settle in
for a good cheu
and now
at long lassst
o u r   w h e e k
comes teu a close
Fank Yeu
for
yeur whords ob encouragement
and
yeur subbort
Fank Yeu
for
being
M y   T r e a s u r e d   F r i e n d

6 comments:

  1. dood...manee things ta say....we iz way awesum proud oh ewe on winnin all yur ribbons...yur foto shootz back ta skewl & twoozday are awesum; tell yur mom ta take de dam rooster bak & get ewe de hamster...N all jokes a side...yur mom kneads ta see bout puttin yur poster in sum windows oh vetz offices N local shelters...it IZ total lee total lee TOTAL LEE de kewlest poster....seer ee iz lee dood...seer ee iz lee ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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  2. Reuf, Bravo, you are one talented Golden. Being the only Rescue Golden in the show makes all the ribbons you won just that more sweeter. To all of us you are our MVG (Most Valuable Golden).
    Auntie Sheila & Uncle Bob
    Cousins, Emma & Chance

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  3. We think you are a very smart pup!
    love
    tweedles

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  4. Bravo to you and well done. We are mighty impressed with all your ribbons. Nice one Reufus. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  5. Oh Reufus! We are so proud of you!

    Monty and Harlow

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  6. http://youtu.be/hMr3KtYUCcI

    Weu rokhk!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra
    PeeEssWeu: Khousin Geufy is totes jelly!

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