Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Friday Night Wrights: Time Flies... A Vast Array of Hodge Podges, Odds, Ends and Sundry Assortments

Habby Friday
and
Whellcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
T I M E   F L Y S
. . .
A Bast A Ray
ob
Hodge Bodges
Odds and Ends
and
Sundry A Sortments
*nods*
it habbs been
a   m i c k s e d   b a g
kind ob wheek
so
let's get started wif
our regular feature
what iss called
wheek ends fly by teu fast
yess yesss
it seems like
whee go out
whee come back in
whee
r e l a c k s
. . .
m i l l   a   b o u t
a bit
scan
the berimeter
may be
check the wheffer
bick the berfeckt
b u s i n e s s   l o c a t i o n
c o m e   a   r u n n i n g
when called*
*and when The Sbirit moobs uss
then there iss
the sbeshullties
like
s e c o n d   b r e a k f a s t
some times
a breakfast blatter bick ub
some times
the resident Chef brebared
s g r a m b l e d   e g g s
baired
on okayshun
wif
a   c h i c k e n   t e n d e r
and
a   n i c e   w h a l k
*sigh*
butt
then
~ juss like that ~
it
iss
ober
teu
soon

and then
it iss once more time for
our regular feature
what iss called
Monday
where
the Mom goes a whay ... BOO
the Mom comes home ... YAY
whee go out
whee deu a few fings
whee come in
whee deu a few odder fings
and then
it iss
t i m e   f o r   t h e   b i g   b e d
*yawn*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
a random feature
what iss called
BIG flags
the Mom saw
thiss BIG one
wif
the berry dramatickal skies
on
Saturday
down in
Clear Lake
and then
thiss BIG one
on
Teusday
 a cubble ob blocks
from
the facktory
and that brings uss teu
a nodder in our series
our regular feature
what iss called
Teu Fasst Teusday
there iss juss
t i m e
teu
s h n i f f
t i m e
teu
s w e e t   r o l l
t i m e
teu
r u n   i n n
t i m e
teu
swing a round for a
s e c u r i t y   c h e c k
and then
* b l i n k *
and it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
Ackademia Whednesday
yess yesss yessss yessssss yesssssssss
my faborite
and
yibbeeeeee
the Mom iss home
I join her in her dressing reum
stick my head in
h e r   s e c r e t   b a g
and bull out
t h i s s   s w e l l   c r i n g l e   m o n k e y
and
wif great relucktance
I goes out wif out her
quick quick
a bout
my businesses
and
back in side
for
a bit ob
m o n k e y   b u s i n e s s
c r i n g l e
m o n k e y   b u s i n e s s
that iss
. . .
and here iss me
lisstening teu
t h e   l a w n   c r e u
wheu habbs shown ub teuday
and now
that brings uss teu
our related feature
what iss called
the traditional chobbing ob the chee
there iss
the bringing out ob
the zib locks
and then
the bringing out ob
the chee
there iss
t h e   c h o b b i n g
the bagging
t h e   t a s t e   t e s t i n g
and then
ob course
the bagging ob
t h e   l i b b e r s
and then on a counta
the Mom's lame berry sad story
" I whas ub at 3:30 and working by 4:00
I amb sooo tired "
*looks interested*
whee take
a   t e n   m i n u t e   b r e a k
and
I amb
h a b b y   t e u   o b l i g e
in fack
I cood
r e a l l y   g e t   i n   t e u   i t
butt
ten minutes iss
a l l   w h e e   c a n   s b a r e
a quick
l a s s t   c a l l
a quick
i n n
and then when
t h e   T r o l l e y   w h i s s t l e s
whee are
a l l   a b o a r d
where
when whee arribes for our
Combetition Essentials Class
my instrucktor
assks me
Reufus
blease teu demonstrate yeur
offering on cue
what iss
[I habbs seberal butt the fun one iss]
" t e l l   m e   a   s t o r y "
thiss iss where
I offer yeu
t r i c k s
ob my choice
and then
after free or four
the Mom Handler says
" then what habbened "
or
" what else can yeu deu "
and when the story iss ober
I jumb for
f r e e   t a s t y   t r e a t s
*bow*
and then after that
I bracktiss my
h e e l   f r e w   d i s s t r a c k s h u n s
while the class whorks on
jumbs
then
whee blay
g e t   i t   g a m e s
what whee folllow
wif
b o d y   a w h a r e n e s s   g a m e s
yess yesss
I deu lubbs
g a m e s
then whee deu
h e e l i n g   h e e l i n g   h e e l i n g 
what
I amb tole I
kneed kneed kneed
and now
here I amb taking a
m e n t a l   b r e a k
be tween
my teu classes
. . .
a quick out
teu
the business yard
and now
here I amb
back in teu
m y   l i t t l e   d o r m   r e u m
while
the Mom Handler runs teu
the business reum
all's well
butt
the Mom shood bring
m y   s h e e t
teu cubber thiss little dorm reum
neckst wheek
*some what sadly nods*
butt for now
whee steb on teu
the arena floors
and
the Handler says
" m a t "
and here I amb
showing yeu
m y   o f f   s w i t c h
and when class starts
whee whork on
s b e e d y   t u r n   g a m e s
and then
d i r e c k t e d   r e t r i e b e s
what iss
whay harder
than yeu
might fink
*chuckles*
ebidently
thiss iss a game
where I amb only teu take
t h e   i n t e n d e d   t r e a t
and knot
b o a f   t r e a t s
*looks quizzickal*
*shakes head*
whee all so deu
heeling ecksersizes
distrackshun eckersizes
imbulse control eckersizes
what are all
b i g   f u n
and then
. . .
that brings uss teu
our tired ass feature
what iss called
n i g h t   n i g h t
Deer Lord
I lubbs
M y   S k o o l
amen
*zzzzzzzzzz  zzzzzzzz zzz*
- - - - -
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Fursday
yibbeee
the Mom iss home 
the lawn iss freshly mown
and juss wright for
a   s w e e t   r o l l
 yeah yeah
really gotta
t a k e   i t   a l l   i n
check it again
ass iff in
diss beliebs
 and then head
inn
for a bit ob
l u b b s   t i m e
a bit ob teebee
and
c u d d l e s
ob course
* x o x o x o x *
. . .
and now
wif my foughts still on
the sweet roll
 it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
stuff in my back yard
and there iss
thiss
thiss stubborn hell bent
b i n e
and
thiss wheed
wif
b r i g h t   r e d   f l o w e r s
what
the butterflies and hummer birds
l u b b s
and
I deu knot know why
butt whee all whays habbs
a half duzzen
f e f f e r s
from
a   c h i g g i n
or may be a dubb
*nods*
. . .
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday Morning
and
*whisbers*
yibbbbeeeeeeee
the Mom iss on
b a y c a y s h e e o n
so whee
s w e e b   i n n
juss a bit
and like
a gentle man ob leeshure
I linger in
m y   j a m m i e s
and then
lo and be hole
*buts teu and teu teugeffer*
the Handler begins teu
c h o b   t h e   c h e e
yesss yesssssss
treats bagged
gear gaffered
I amb sure
whee habbs
a   f u n   d a y
ahead
and now
here I amb
out for
l a s s t   c a l l
can yeu hear the Mom
urging me
" Reufus ... business "
what
I deu eben-chew-ally
t r a n s a c k t
*nods*
and then
*trolley whisstle*
whee
and
a l l   m y   s t u f f

are
a l l   a b o a r d
the Trolley
. . .
k r a f t y   k 9   r o u t e
ob course
for
a bribate
yessssss
w o n   o n   w o n   l e s s o n
teu
s t e u d y
for my neckst goal
what iss
p r e - n o v i c e   o b e d i e n c e
*gulb*
and
whee whorked on
ring entries
line ubs
taking off the leash

*scratches head ober how hard that iss*
off leash heeling
figyeur 8s
figyeur 8s
figyeur 8s
figyeur 8s
transitions
my on off switch

recalls wif a twist
stands
stand for ecksam
and wif
m a j o r   h u g e   &   m a n y   f a n k s
teu
Our Awesome Instrucktors and Mentors
. . .
whee are deuing
k i n d a   ...   b r e t t y   ...   g o o d
in bracktiss any whays
now teu teach
the Mom Handler
teu
b e   t h e   s a m e   b e r s o n
in
the show ring
ass she iss in
the bracktiss ring ... the back yard ... the libbing reum
*nods*
*tuff order for the staff I habbs teu whork wif*
*sigh*
- - -
and now
t h e   T r o l l e y   a w h a i t s
whee
b o a r d
check our whatches
. . .
it iss early yet
so
whee decide teu take
the casa de Reufus route
taking the time
for
a bit ob
c h a l k   t a l k
i'm a good boy
i amb awe - some
what a good boy

...
q: what whas i finking
when i whas finking teu leabes the arena
a: a drink and a wee
. . .
and now
look look
whee arribe back at
C A S A   d e   R E U F U S
o my
whee don't often real eyes it
butt
the dead becan towers ober uss
*whibes tears*
and now
here I amb
o u t
a little business
a little relacks ayshun
and then
a little sweet roll
whaller
whaller
roll
hob ub
and
shake off
then
. . .
ackt ass if
i t
nebber habbened
come running when called
butt
run wright basst
teu
check the berimeter
check the gate
check the trash can
and now
wif
much on the agenda
the Mom deliberates
. . .
whork on
transitioning me
teu
 f r e e d o m   s t a y s
or
leabes me in the kennel
where I run teu
when she iss about teu leabe
she all so finks teu
take me wif her
butt it iss
s o   b e r r y   s t i n k i n g   h o t
so
home in my little reum
I amb
. . .
missing first stob
Auburn Kennels
stocker ob all fings tasty
yess yesss
and wif a few odder stobs after whard
. . .
the Mom now arribes home for
our regular feature
what iss called
Friday Home For Good
and
here I come
busting out ob
my little reum
for
our regular feature
what iss called
out and about
o yess yesss
I deu
stob and enjoy
the glorious sun shine
shortly juss be fore i
...
s h n o o f   d r o b   &   s w e e t   r o l l
*whaller whaller whaller*
and
for good measure
*a few more shnoofings*
and now
out ob the heat
and
in teu the cool
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called our
The Traditonal Fambily Nab
and wif
quite the whork out
thiss morning
I amb quite
n a b   r e a d y
ass
I direckt the Staff
teu
cue the tower fan, lebel teu... blease
cue the ceiling fan, lebel free... blease
cue the remote teu
*buts on fedora and sun glasses*
o u r   g u i l t y   b l e a s u r e
shhh shhhhhhhh
*whisbers*
tee     emm     zeeee
what whee whatch
what whee deu knot whatch
from 2 - 3 pm
and then
when
e l l e n
comes on
whee are tembted teu
get ub
and
d a n c e
butt
in stead
whee
* f e e t s y   d a n c e *
equal barts
hib hob
ball reum

whalltz
cha cha
and
tang go
yess yesss
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
my toy ob the wheek
and
thiss wheek's high light
goes teu
c r i n g l e   m o n k e y
*cringle cringle*
he iss
a   g o o d   m o n k e y
*whisbers*
he
isss
and now
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull delibery feature
what iss called
backage 1
yess yesss
while whee are focusing on
Our Bearland Little League
Whorld Series run
I deu receibe
a berfiormance in hancing backage
yess yessss
the auto shib from my beterinarian
for
D A S U Q U I N
I takes one ebbery morning.
I habbs no joint broblems
. . .
I hobes teu nebber habbs one
and now
out ob order butt still
. . .
our sbeshull delibery feature
backage 2
m o n k e y   c l i b s
from
my the Aunt Karen

seriously
fink ob
a l l   t h e   b r a c k t i c k a l   u s e s
and then
there iss this
. . .
m o n k e y s
on the clibs
*ha ha ha ha ha*
and that brings uss teu
our sbeshull delibery feature
what iss called
*beeb beeb beeb*
a nodder title in the house
and
when whee got it
it whas kinda
w h a d d e d   u b
in the mail bocks
so
whee
s t r a i g h t e n   i t   o u t
ass much ass whee can
and in side
. . .
yess yesss
a letter
and then
M Y   R A L L Y   N O V I C E   T I T L E
yesss yessssss
I amb habby
I amb broud
and
I amb some what mourn full
on a counta
I wood lubbs teu deu it all again
*nods*
- - - - -
and now that brings uss teu
our sbeshull delibery feature
backage 3
stocking ub on
my kibbles
HORIZON LEGACY
and now that brings uss teu
our sbeshull delibery feature
backage 4
yess yessss
libbers
and
d u c k s
and teu
in the name ob
s t i n k y   t r e a t s
*mmmm*
da aroma

l a m b   l o a f
I deu lubbs
when whee
a u b u r n   k e n n e l s   d a y
on a counta
they habbs
f r e s h   t r e a t s
whee recently obened ub
fibe bags ob My Little Wolf treats
what were burchased at BetsMart
. . .
and they were full ob
m o l d
*aaaaaack*
and now it's time for
our regular feature
what iss called
let's go back out ob doors
and here I amb
o u t s t a n d i n g
in my grasses
checking
berry imbortant fings
and ub there
iss berry
bleu skies
and down here
there iss
thiss sbot
wright here
" x "
and yeu know
what that means
*snooter down*
and
*sweet roll*
*leg kick*
*whaller*
*whiggle whiggle*
aaaaaand
*shake it off*
and now
that brings uss teu
our brobriety feature
what iss called
My Sitting Down Photo Sheut
yess yessss
donning my
barty bones
neckwhare
my
grass cologne
and wif my
h e d g i t a r i a n   f o u g h t s
I amb gibbing yeu my
mmmm tasty libbers
and my
knot gonna look
and my
c a n   k n o t   r e s i s t   l i b b e r s
and now that
our sheut
iss
comblete
let's blease teu go
in ob doors
for
my berry faborite feature ob all
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
bowl ... check
measuring cub ... check
can from the bantry ... check
freuts and drizzles from the frige ... check check
~ scoob ~ bob can ~ sboon ~
~ drizzle ~
~ chob ~
~ garnish ~

and now
for
Teunight's Feature
~salmon and legumes kibbles
fresh green beans a la can
grizzle salmon oil drizzle
wif
whatter melon garnish
tastily baired wif
Ozarka Sbring Whatters
and ob course
good manners
and
~ grace ~
a quick check wif
the Chef
and
*nomnomnomnomnom*
yesss yesssss
my dinner manners
are berry brobber
butt
I can knot control
m y   d r o o l e r
and
here I amb
whashing it all down
[geesh ... the Maid kneeds teu tidy my reum]
and that brings uss teu
our seuber sbeshull regular feature
what iss called
My Recumbent Photo Sheut
gibbing yeu
a bit ob
s p h y n c k s
wif a bit ob
c h i l l
gibbing yeu
a bit ob
d i s t a n t
and
juss a little
s h y
ok
knot so shy
ass juss
gibbs me the libbers
and now
here iss
re g a l
in boaf
brofile
and
f u l l   a t t e n s h u n
and now
for some fing
different
and all so
quite familiar
the Photographer and I
re-groubs
for
a bit ob
s i t
*scoffs*
a bit ob
- - -
S U R B R I S E
*big eyes*
what I follow ub wif
*a.d.d. moment*
mmmm wheu's grilling
*clears froat*
and now
before whee goes in
allow me
the bleasure ob
o n e   l a s s t   s w e e t   r o l l
wif
a bit more
*sceut sceut sceut*
the
wreck quizzit shake
and a
s l o w   m o t i o n   z e u m
sort ob a
l a z y   l a b
butt
I still beat the Wharden Mom

teu
the borch
and now
it iss time for
our knot so offten feature
what iss called
a short bit ob the Mom time
yeu know
on a counta
she likes teu eat dinner
and whatch the knew
. . .
and then she hears me
s h m a c k i n g
on some fing in the big bed reum
and
comes running
teu find me
wif
a   b a g   o b   l i b b e r   t r e a t s
The Mom: Reufus, yeu can knot juss steal
a bag ob treats off the counter.
Me: Wif all deu resebeckt, Mom...
Yess yesss I can.
and then
she took em from me
j u s s
l i k e
t h a t
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu
and
some times
wif a
b u l l y   s t i c k
yeu habbs teu
show it
w h e u   i s s   t h e   b o s s
yeu habbs teu
r a s s l e   i t
and
s m o k e   i t
bee fore
settling in for
a   b o l i t e   c h e u
and now
wif
our wheek drawing teu a close
m y   f o u g h t s
turn teu
all the stresses and strifes
the manny wrongs
the ebils in the whorld
. . .
and
my heart iss full ob fanks
for
m y   w h o n d e r f u l   l i f e
the nice bedding in the closet
the REUFUS comforter on the big bed
and berry mose imbortantly
~
The Mom
and
All My Friends

8 comments:

  1. Wow, u are a winner! Yay! {{{hugs}}}

    Luv to u and your The Mom. :)

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  2. Woo hoo! Your blog showed up in our reader today! And wow, you've sure been all kinds of busy!


    Bunny

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  3. You stole a pack of treats, Reuf? Good for you. Too bad you didn't get to keep them. And share them. :)

    You and the mom have had a very busy week, as usual.

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  4. Reuf,
    Keep these issues coming. This was a great one, your photos and words are just great.
    Lub you,
    Auntie Sheila & Uncle Bob
    Cousins , Emma & Chance

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  5. We just love reading about your week Reuf and we love how you always live life to it's fullest!!!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  6. dood...

    3) conga ratz on yur certificatez....

    77) best fishes in pre novice skewl....

    12) trooth full lee ya could a void de tired azz fee chure by KNOT eatin ...BURD..... ☺☺☺☺☺

    09) haza fun time with crinkle monkee....

    B ) get rid oh de featherz in de shrub bree

    Z) ewe bee rockin in yur hedge a tarry en fotoz

    N heerz ta a safe happee long week oh end…may de bass bee bountee full in yur bowl ♥♥♥

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  7. You always have the busiest weeks!

    Is that the last of the pecan trees? Are there still others?

    Harlow is starting agility at the end of September - maybe we will see you one day at an event! :)

    Monty and Harlow

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  8. My mommy wonders and wonders how you get so much fun in one week?
    love
    tweedles

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