Friday, September 5, 2014

Friday Night Wrights: Happy Labor Day and My Skool Hiatus Edition

Habby Friday
and
Whellcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Habby Labor Day
and
My Skool Hiatus Edition
yess yesss
whee whirr on
the cusb ob
a free day wheekend
when whee lasst sboke
and that brings uss teu
our hollybob feature
what iss called
Day One ob Rain in the Four Cast
Saturday
wright
and whee whoke ub
wif
a bit ob a lazy
finking
bring. on. the. rain.
butt it did knot
ebber
rain
so whee habbs teu
re-groub
make a knew blan
. . .
get out ob bed
*chuggles*
and
wif it being all so
Inner Gnashunall Bacon Day
I deu finks teu
send the Mom
teu
s e c o n d   b r e a k f a s t
teu fetch me some
b a c o n
sadly
thiss bacon did knot meet
t h e   c r i s b y   b u  r n t   s t a n d a r d s
butt the rest ob the noms
whirr
t a s t y
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
My Girl Friday on Saturday Feature
what iss called
Blease teu Fetch Me a Whaggon
. . .
and
t h e r e   i s s   s h e   i s s
whay ub there
o
and while yeu are there
bick out
a   n i c e   b i r f d a y   g i f t
for
yeur self
my the main skweeze
yess yessss
the Chef cood make uss
t a s t y   n o m s
wif thiss nice grill
*nods*
. . .
butt I digress
now back teu
our fetching feature
what iss called
m y   r e d   w h a g g o n
yess yesss
I  kneed
thiss whaggon
teu
h a u l   a u l   m y   s t u f f
when whee
t r a b b l e
when whee
s t a y   i n   h o t e l s
and
t h e   m a i n   f u n k s h u n
iss for when
whee attend
s h o w s
yess yessss
after whatching the Handler
e c k s a u c e d e d
herself
at the show in July
like
a   d o n k e y
heabily loaded
and wif
the mull dibble tribs
so thiss iss
m y   g i f t
teu her
and
if I am able teu
h i t c h   a   r i d e
in it
whell ... how fun iss that
and now that brings uss teu
our Texas wheffer feature
what iss called
if yeu don't like the wheffer
juss whait a few minutes
and now
here I amb enjoying
the sun shine
juss looks at
all ob it
filtering frew Myrtle
it iss
a gorgeous day
butt
h o t
butt
knot teu hot
for
a   h e d g i t a r i a n   s n a c k
nor
a   s w e e t   r o l l
*roll roll*
*whaller whaller*
*jumb ub*
*shake off*
and
re-groub
and now
taking heed ob
the beckoning Mom
here I amb
. . .
i n
bored butt in
and now
that brings uss teu
our hollybob feature
what iss called
Mom declares Whar
on
My Jungle
hedge trimmer ... check
chain saw ... check
rake ... check
trash bag ... ... ... WHASBS
o m d
the Mom bulled
a bag out ob the bocks
and
out. fleu.
W H A S B S
and they whirr
B I S S E D
rekwiring the Mom teu come ub wif
a   t a c k t i c k a l   b l a n
teu get back teu
the back door
and
in side
. . .
and that brings uss teu
our emergency feature
what iss called
kwick kwick teu the store
and on the lisst
. . .
Raid Whasb Killer
Bocks ob Trash Bags
Ben-a-drill
Bag ob Ice
o ... o ... o
and a
Whatter Melon
and much teu
m y   s u r b r i s e
there iss all so
chibs and salsa
for her
and
b a k e d   c h i g g i n
for me
*cheers*
and now
the Mom goes teu whar
wif
the whasbs
Mom 3 ... Whasbs 0
so that I can
g o   o u t
wif out less fear ob
a t t a c k
it iss
b i t i f u l l
really
my garden
iss in
s h a m b l e s
the Mom iss trying teu
finish the job
butt then
whasbs abbear
out ob no where
and now
that brings uss teu
our sbeshull whatter melon feature
what iss called
The Saturday Night Dinner Blate
. . .
*eubsy*
the Photographer
forgot teu take a bicksher
so
I bresent teu yeu
d i n n e r   i n t e r r u b t u s
salmon and legumes kibbles
fresh green beans
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
fresh whatter melon garnish
and now
*makes sure the coast iss clear*
whee head out
. . .
I deu a bit of
Reufus fings
The Mom deus
a bit ob yard clean ub fings
and now wif
t h e   w h e f f e r   c h a n g i n g   a g a i n
whee head in ob doors
teu
b e d   d o w n
cuddle, smeuch, whatch teebee
and
s w e e b
~ night night ~
- - - - -
and now wif a new morning
that brings uss teu
our hollybob feature
what iss called
Day Teu Sunday
Knot Really Sun Day
on a couta it iss
d r i z z l y   d a y
and
here I amb
checking out the drizzle
then
coming back in
ober
the whasb ober sbray
broteckshun towels
and
ob course
when the wheffer imbreubs
. . .
I amb
b a c k   o u t
and when
t h e   m i s s c h i e f
gets the best ob me
out comes
the kill joy
t h e   l e a s h
and here
I amb
" e n j o y i n g "
My Sunday
*sighs*
and sbeaking ob
. . .
that brings uss teu
our hollybob feature
what iss called
Habby Labor Day Monday
a day in which
I take
f o u g h t f u l   b a u s e
teu recognize
My Staff
teu
The Chef ... fank yeu
The Trolley Driber ... fank yeu
The HouseKeeber ... fank yeu
teu
The Stylist ... fank yeu
The Billow Fluffer ... fank yeu
The Business Manager ... fank yeu
many fanks
teu
The Media Secretary
The Entertainment Coordinator
The Trabble Agent
yess yesss
and
m a n y   s b e s h u l l   f a n k s
teu
My The Mom
. . .
once yeu finish
the whashing, drying and backyeuming
blease blease blease
teu
t a k e   t h e   r e s t   o b   t h e   d a y   o f f
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Ugh Teusday
when I habbs teu
send the Mom a whay
teu deu
facktory fings
while I
n a b
and look fore whard teu her
s w e e t   r e t u r n
butt she comes homes
wif
stories ob blaying catch ub
and
a   t i r e d
so that brings uss teu
our sbeshull feature
what iss called
dramatickal clouds
and blease teu bare wif me
while
the Photographer learns teu
b a n o r a m i c k
or
knot
blease teu bigify
the tob bicksher
fur dramatickal effeckt
~ fank yeu ~
- - -
and now that brings uss teu
our so knot regular feature
what iss called
Non Ackademia Whednesday
that's wright
My Skool
iss on hiatus teunight
*sobs*
and while whee deu
a bunch ob
f u n   t r a i n i n g   f i n g s
here at home
it iss
k n o t   t h e   s a m e

and
be four yeu know it
whee are deuing
our fing
under
t h e   m o o n
haha
here iss me looking for
a   s n a c k
and
here iss me
b r e t e n d i n g
I amb knot looking for
a snack
and that's when
the Wharden Mom
decides
l a s s t   c a l l   ...   t i m e   u b
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our inbestigatibbs feature
what iss called
why the Mom habbs a hard time
getting out ob bed
and
going teu the facktory
- - -
Argument 1
Argument 2
Argument 3
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Fursday
and
*yibbee*
the Mom iss home
and
here I amb
finking finking finking
about
a
s w e e t   r o l l
*scoot scoot*
*scoot scoot*
now
where whas I
o
yeah
" x   m a r k s   t h e   s b o t "
. . .
w r i g h t   h e r e
*whaller whaller*
*kick kick*
. . .
w h a t
and now
f l a s h   f o r w h a r d
about an hour
and
here I amb
r e f o c u s s e d
checking out
my tree
and
odder shmells
when
" x "
butt when
the Mom Blayground Monitor
bellows
. . .
I amb
ub
and
* z z z z z e u m m m *
and
blurry ass it may be
I offer yeu
b r o o f
that I deu come when called
and now
f l a s h   f o r w h a r d
about an hour
. . .
suddenly
out ob no where
n o t i s s i n g
the
g a r d e n   t e u l s
and then
out for a bit ob business
under
t h e   s u b t l e   m e u n
and now
d o n e
time teu
h u n k e r   d o w n
wif the Mom
. . .
teebee, smeuches, idle chat
and
~ night night ~
- - - - -
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Weu Heu Friday
yess yesss
my faborite fing
about
m o r n i n g
be sides
b r e a k f a s t
ob course
iss
b r e - f a c k t o r y   t r a i n i n g
it iss
a   f u n   t i m e
games
whork

&
b o n d i n g   wif   t h e   M o m
all ob which
make me
s o   h a b b y
I run teu the back door
~   a l l   d o n e   ~
teu
send the Mom teu the facktory
so
she whill come
h o m e
soon
- - - - -
butt first
it iss time for
our bublick transbortayshun feature
what iss called
the Trolley iss getting a baff
wright wright
shee iss being
s c r u b b e d
and
s k w i r t e d
wif stuff
and then
s b r a y e d
wif the clear coat stuff
and
r i n s e d
wif the otter clear stuff
and then
for
some unknown reason
the attendants called for
a   s e c k o n d   b a c k y e u m
they whirr ackting like
they found
a   l o t   o b   d o g   h a i r
or some fing
~ geez ~
- - -
and now that brings uss teu
our sbeshull cloud feature
what iss called
jumbing animals
umm
deu yeu see
a dog
may be
an effelant
may be
a nodder dog
may be
a nodder effelant
or
may be
knot
- - -
and then fighting like crazy teu get
h o m e
. . .
the Mom catches
t h e   w h o r l d ' s   l o n g e s s s s s t   t r a i n
mean while
our guilty bleasure (teebee brogram) iss running
our lunch iss growing cold
*tick tock*
and now
at long lasst
- - -
our regular feature
what iss called
After Facktory Friday
weu heu
hib hib heu ray
whee are
o u t
teu
celebrate
and all so
teu
s w e e t   r o l l
if yeu are finking
o b b   s e s h u n n
yesss
yeu are correckt
*flib flob*
*scoot scoot*
*roll and whaller*
and now wif
the Mom
tired. ob. it.
I amb o'fishully
d o n e
[for now]
and
here I come
a ' r u n n i n g
for
our regular feature
what iss called
the traditional fambily nab
yess yesss
thiss iss where
whee whatch a bit ob
t e e b e e
and
the Massage Ferabist
gibbs me a bit ob
a   r u b   d o w n
yeu know
shoulders
and
d e r r y - e r r
and ob course
blease teu knot forget
teu
r u b   t h e   b e l l y
and now it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
the toy ob the wheek
and
thiss wheek's seleckshun
iss
*drumb roll*
b u n n y s
yess yessss
f r e e   b u n n y s  i n   t h e   c a r r o t
I deu knot know how
they keeb getting in there
butt
it iss my deuty teu
take them out
and now
let's see
what else can whee deu
some
i n d o o r   t r a i n i n g
and just now I habbs
an idea
. . .
time for
our regular feature
what iss called
let's go out side
teu
see what whee can see
o
and
s w e e t   r o l l
yessss ... the Mom ... again
and now
a
z z z z e u m
a
z z z z i b
a
z z z z i b   z z z z i b    z z z z i b 
and then
a
s t o b
I mean
a boy needs teu check
h i s   g r a s s e s
ebbery now and then
and now
that brings uss teu
my faboritest of features
what iss called
. . .
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

yess yessss
the Chef
starts wif
the finest ob ingredients
under
the whatch full eye
ob
the Diner
and then
wif
a grizzly salmon oil drizzle reduckshun
the ingredients are
t o s s e d
yess yesss
I amb liking
what yeu are deuing
there
and now
again
under the whatch full eye
out ob the cold food bocks comes
w h a t t e r m e l o n

yess yesss
a fine comblement
teu
a tasty meal

and now
Teu Night's Dinner Sbeshull
. . .
salmon and legume kibbles
green beans
english beas
botatos
corn

in
a grizzly salmon drizzle reduckshun
wif
whattermelon garnish
and now
baired wif
the Ozarka Sbring Whatters
and
ob course
brobber manners
amen
o
these biddles
are
nommy lishus
ass iss
the ballet cleansing
beberage
and
ass the ole saying goes
yeu can judge the nommyness ob the meal
by
the location ob the bowl after whards
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
my after noms outing
and now it abbears
t h e   w h e f f e r
habbs
tooken a turn
and
ah oh
the clouds are
dark and heaby
teu the whest
fly home little birdy fly home
. . .
and
the norf sky iss
d r a m a t i c k a l
teu
out first
on my string
for a
b i g   b u s i n e s s   d e a l
I amb then
f r e e
teu deu
juss a bit ob
f a c k t   c h e c k i n g
and a berry
s m a l l   r e b o r t
and then
it iss time teu
c l o c k   o u t
or
i n
ass the case may be
*nods*
- - - - -
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday Photo Sheut
and
on a counta it iss now
r a i n i n g
teunight whee are featuring
a   c h a i r   s h e u t
berry
unforechewnuttly
the Photographer iss using
t h e   e b i l   f l a s h
what
whashes out
m y   g o r g e o u s   r e d s
butt
here I amb gibbing yeu
g r a m b y 
juss kidding
that whas really
my batented libbers bucker
and now
I habbs tookened it ubon myself
teu gibbs yeu
a   f a w n
yess yesss
m y   c l o s e   u b
followed ub wif
a
wheu ... me
and then
a
s w e e t
and now
ass I consider
a career on
t h e   s m a l l   s c r e e n
[or ob course ... brint]
I finks teu
show my talents
ass
a   w h a g g o n   m o d e l
and now
yeu are finking
what
I amb finking
I
shood be
R I D I N G   I N   T H A T   W H A G G O N
yess yesss
it iss treu
butt now I fink teu
r e m i n d   t h e   M o m
it iss
t i m e
for
our regular feature
what
iss
called
yess yesss
The Friday Night Cheu
and
featured once again
*drumb roll*
b u l l y   s t i c k
o my
. . .
thiss one iss
c r u n c h y
making
the Mom
n e r b o u s
ass
I break off
and
c h e u   s m a l l   b i e c e s
while
t h e   H i m e l i c k   N u r s e
stands closely by
- - - - -
and now ass
o u r   w h e e k   t e u g e f f e r
draws teu a close
whee refleckt on
t i m e
. . .
the Mom said
there iss nebber enough ob it
teu sbend teugeffer
and I said
treu treu
butt yeu kneed teu remember
fibe seconds wif yeu
erases
the hours I sbend alone

. . .
Yeur lubbs fickses All.
in our foughts teunight
. . .
Cousin Chance
wheu left uss all teu soon
for
The Rainbow Bridge
where
he joins
Hamish and Sophie
Comet, The Luke and The Bleu
and
there iss quite
t h e   w h e l l c o m i n g   b a r t y
thiss wheek
I know
. . .
and in our brayers teunight
Aunt Sheila, Uncle Bob and Cousin Emma

7 comments:

  1. We will remember your friends tonight - also in our prayers!
    All that food makes me so hungrys!
    love
    tweedles

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  2. We're sorry for the loss of your Cousin Chance. We do miss friends and family when they leave. We hope those in your prayers are okay.

    We were rolling through your post with the bacon and wagon and suddenly ... WASPS! We hate wasps. Glad you and your mom weren't stung.

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  3. We too are sorry about Chance and we know he will be greatly missed.
    Hmm the bacon looked so good and we love the wagon what a cool thing.
    The garden makeover was great but we have been kind of lucky this year as there have been a distinct lack of wasps but that is not great for mother nature.
    Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  4. dood...yur new wagin iz rockin awesum N we hope mom letz ewe ride in it a wee bit; we noe ya bee thinkin sew in wagon foto streem... pick sure 4 !!

    hope all de wasps haz flown ta wear ever they go in de winter; care full oh thoze bunneez...they mite bee de kidz oh de dood that comes round with candee in de spring....

    and last lee we R trooly sorry ta heer bout yur cuzin Chance

    God's speed to you Chance and HIS strength to your family; with sympathy from all of us ♥♥♥♥

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  5. You always have such busy weeks! I am looking for a cart to haul our stuff. Harlow is starting agility at the end of September and already I'm not looking forward to hauling her crate to the training field. Sigh...

    We were so saddened to hear about Chance. We left our love with Bob and Sheila.

    Monty and Harlow

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  6. Me sorry about ur cuzin Chance. I will go say Hi to him at the bridge and get him some yummy milkbones.

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  7. Wonderful Post Reuf and The Mom, enjoyed all your adventures and The Mom's new red wagon.
    Thank you also for remembering Chance and our other fur kids along with yours.
    All our Lub
    Auntie Sheila, Uncle Bob & Emma

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