Friday, October 3, 2014

Friday Night Wrights: On The Job: Nurse, Athlete, Golden QT Model

Habby Friday
and
Whellcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
On The Job
Nurse, Afflete, GQt Moddle
boy o boy
whee habbs
lots ob grounds
teu cubber
so let's dibe wright in wif
our in firmary feature
what iss called
Nurse Whork
wright wright
the Mom begins teu feel
k n o t   w r i g h t
on
Saturday
yeu might fink
the nail biter
A g g i e   G a m e
teu be a
t u m m y   w r e c k e r
butt
whee deu bull off
a lasst minnit
o   t   w h i n

*whoop*
TAMU   35     arr kansas   28
*whibes brow*
after the game
howebber
she goes wright teu
b i g   b e d
and
I sbend
Saturday Night Sunday Monday
whallering in her misery
taking care ob her
yess yess
thiss iss when
m y   R N   t i t l e
really comes in handy
knot for the faint ob heart
n u r s e   w h o r k
requires
cobious cuddles
non stob nabs
and eudles ob
bayshunts wif the bayshunt
I mean
what teu deu wif
the calling ob my name
the rubbing ob my head
yea
t h e   n e e d i n e s s
and
*whisbers*
some times when she falls a sweeb
I juss habbs teu
s l i b   a w h a y
for
a   m o m e n t   t e u   m y   s e l f
what amb I deuing
yeu ask
. . .
I amb
c r o s s i n g   m y   b a w s
for
relief from thiss bored dumb
a   s b e e d y   r e c u b b e r y
o and then
there iss
d i n n e r   t i m e
when
the Chef iss
sick teu her tummy
yeu muss be
delicate ... considerate
...
s i m b o f e t t i c k
in fack
I suggest getting
w r i g h t   u b   i n   t h e  f a c e
baws on the belly
and
the beas ob resistaunts
. . .
e l b o w   i n   t h e   c h e s s
wright wright
whee are ub
and I amb
f e d   a n d   o u t
eubsy
there iss
a   s k w i r r e l
on my borch
and
while I amb looking for him
in the shrubs
. . .
he iss
l a u g h i n g   a t   m e
ub there
*knot wright*
now
I deu knot whants teu gibbs yeu
the wrong imbreshun

the Mom sits on the borch
gibbing me
t i m e   o u t   o b   d o o r s
for
businesses

inner tainment
and
s w e e t   r o l l s
butt
a bicktim ob my training
the o bedient boy I amb
I come
a   r u n n i n g
at
the call ob my name
teu
c h e c k   i n
wif her
at
her berch in
the batio chair
c o m m a n d   s t a y s h u n
she finks
the wharmf ob the day
makes her feel better

I finks
the rubs ob my ears

makes me feel better
makes her feel better
she all so deus
m a r b e l s   a t   m y   h a m s u m n e s s
ob course
and then juss teu
d a z z l e   h e r
some more
I run out
and
s t r i k e   a   m a n l y   b o s e
and then for good measure
I deu sneak a
h e d g e t a r i a n   s n a c k
*chomb chomb chomb*
*hears shreeek*
*chombchombchomb*
o
and
I all mose forgot teu menchun
. . .
whee blay
t h e   b a t t l e   o b   t h e   b o r c h   f a n s
wif
our naybor
[wheu juss installed a new fan on the same freakwency ass ours]
*off button*
*off button*
*off button*
*off button*
*off button*
. . .
I deu lubbs
out ob doors fun
butt
I amb
the second teu admit
when it iss
t i m e   t e u   g o   i n   o b   d o o r s
*chuckles*
and now
teu be serious for juss a moment
it iss all mose whorf
i l l n e s s
teu habbs the Mom
c a b t i b b s
on a counta
whee deu all whays habbs
a bit ob time
for
t h e   m o n k e y   b u s i n e s s
and then
teu
. . .
I deu lubbs that whoman
i n   s i c k n e s s   a n d   i n   h e a l f
*brays for healf*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Teusday
wright wright
knot feeling much better
the Mom habbs no choice
butt teu
go teu the facktory
and
when she finally
escabes the assylumb
comes home
it iss
l a t e
the sky iss
d r e a r y
she iss
c r a n k y
t i r e d
and
*buts on The Flossie*
. . .
t h e   N U R S E   i s s   I N N
night night
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Ackademia Whednesday
what means
it iss time for
t h e   c h o b b i n g   o b   t h e   c h e e
what requires
c l o s e   s n e u b e r b i s i o n
and all so
t a s t e   t e s t i n g
juss saying
. . .
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
out and about be fore

and
here I amb
inn
the bright sun shine
then out
inn
my unkembt lawn
checking out
the shmells
that I shmell
and
the misschief
that I
...
*umm*
...
misschief
and now it iss time for
a sbeshull feature
what iss called
my sky
and
here she iss
b l e u   a n d   w h i t e
5 o clock pm teuday
and then
juss a bit later
. . .
h e b b y
and
*flash back*
yesterday's ebening meun
what turned in teu
yesterday's night meun
and now
. . .
t e u n i g h t ' s   m e u n
bicksher one
and then
bicksher teu
I know I know
berry odd
and now back teu
the matter at hand
it
iss
all
mose
t i m e
wright wright
t i m e   t e u   g o
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
and
here I amb
s e t t l e d
in
m y   d o r m   r e u m
while the Handler moobs in
all my
s k o o l   s t u f f
and now
out on the arena floor
taking a break from
m y   b o a r d   w h o r k
where I demonstrate
m y   s k i l l s
sbin - close
frew - close
round - close
[confusable - I whant teu go FREW]
and then
f u n   t u r n s
lefts
rights
and teu
a b o u t s   a n d   b i b b o t s
and
funner still
. . .
s b i n a r a m a s
and then when
I fink I can knot habbs
more fun
it iss time for
a   q u i c k   w e e
and then
h o m e
for
l a s s t   c a l l
one final check
ob
the meun
and then
e c k s a u c e t e d
whee settle in
for
a bit ob teebee
and
a fairly sizable
l u b b s   f e s t
*smooch*
night night
- - - - -
and now that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Fursday
and in related news
here iss
Eckzibbit One:
Why It Iss Hard teu Go teu The Facktory
butt
off the Mom muss go
teu deu
f a c k t o r y   f i n g s
wright wright
wif
t o y s   o b   h e r   o w n
[and thiss iss a small samble]
butt now
back teu
w h a t   i s s   i m b o r t a n t
*ahem*
the Mom home wif Me
n o w
out
for
a bit ob
b u s i n e s s
and
a regular feature
what iss called
stuff in my yard
. . .
like
myrtle bleums
on the ground
on the ground
on the ground
bellbetty soft
sage leabes
and
bink bleums
bink bleums
bink bleums
and
ub abubbs
a bleu sky
and then
sometimes whee deu juss stob teu
add mire
o u r    b i l l i o n   d o l l a r   f e n c e
and now
sbeaking ob skies
.  . .
our meun teunight
and
m e
looking at it
whell
. . .
sorta
and
in odder news
here I amb
enjoying a
n i g h t c a b
be fore
butting the Mom teu
b i g   b e d
night night
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
*angels sing*
F R I D A Y
and
our otter regular feature
what iss called
our traditional fambily nab
where whee
*shhh shhhh*
*whisbers*
whatch
our guilty teebee show
that's wright
whee whatch
*side teu side teu make sure no one iss lisstening*
*leans in close*
*whisbers*
t m z   l i b e
. . .
some times
whee all so
d o z e
a little
and
teuday
whee blay
g u e s s   w h i c h   h a n d
the libber treat iss in
yess yesss
a berry fun game
what
I lubbs
and
my record stands
teuday
at
t e n   f o r   t e n
it iss
knot that hard
I juss bick
the hand that smells like libber
*nods*
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Friday In The Out ob Doors
o boy
. . .
lubbly day
fresh tended lawn
E. T.
The Photographer
[in the bottom right corner]
good times
for
t a l l   t a i l s
a gorgeous day
full ob
the sun shine
and
fan tab yeu lust
s h m e l l s
knot a cloud
juss
be yeu teefull bleu skies
all in all
the berfeckt day
for a
s w e e t   r o l l
ob course
on
a day like thiss
a boy kneeds teu stay
o n   t h e   m o o b
k e e b i n g   i t   r e a l
all ub in here
and
*shakes head and looks ub*
whee juss can knot get ober
thiss gorgeous wheffer
and
here I amb
c h e c k i n g   i n   w i f   t h e   M o m
finking teu deu
f u n   f i n g s
teugeffer
like
t r i c k s   or   t r a i n i n g
what
whee deu
and
follow wif
a mini regular feature
what iss called
a wee photo sheut
#1
yeu may note
I deu lubbs
s i t t i n g   o n   f i n g s
and
#b
here iss
m y   s w e e t
and now
whee return teu
our out ob door feature
ass
I show yeu
t h i s s   s h m e l l
wright here
what iss dribing me crazy.
and
n o
I deu knot know
what it iss
- - -
but now
after a
b e r i m e t e r   c h e c k
I amb in ob doors
for
a whell earned
d r i n k y
ob the
fresch cool sbring whatters
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular culinary feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
yess yess
and
ass wif
a l l   f i n g s
baramount and odder whise
it iss ob
grabe imbortance
teu
s n e u b e r b i s e
the Chef
and here whee see
how
the Chef but
t h e   a r t
in the culinary
and now
I share wif yeu
teunight's sbeshull

salmon and legumes kibbles
sweet beas

grizzly salmon oil drizzle
fresh whatter mellon garnish
and now
berfecktly baired wif
Ozarka Sbring Whatters
and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
ob course
amen
d i g   i n
and
ass yeu know
" yeu can judge
the taste ob the foods
by

the locayshun ob the bowl "
so
I whill gibbs thiss mean a
1 0
- - - - -
and now it's time for
our regular feature
what iss called
our after dinner outing
and teu
our regular feature
what iss called
My Friday Photo Sheut
where I muss ask yeu
*blushes*
deus yeur the Mom
finks
yeur back side iss
. . .
a d o r a b l y   c u t e
*nods*
*no. shakes head*
mine deus knot eiber
- - -
and
here I gibbs yeu
stoic wif tree
and
distrackted wif tree
all so
serious wif tree
then
I see the libber... wif tree
ahhh
I get it
whee are
training sit stay ... wif tree
and now
*hand targets teu a new location*
here I amb
fo cussed
and
let's face it
doubting the little bink flower
I mean
really
. . .
it iss bitifull
and here
showing a bit ob
hard teu get
butt
then
l i b b e r s
and teu
. . .
l u b b s

my teu faborite
e l l s
along wif my
my faborite bees
brash brazen and obb stinate
followed by
a   b o u t
obb course
it iss a whell known fack
that
m o d e l s   are   t e m b e r a m e n t a l
so
t h i s s   b i c k s h e r
rabs the shuet
and now
I amb free teu
broceed wif
m y   c r i m i n a l   i n b e s t i g a y s h u n s
wright wright
he whas
ober here
and then
he whent
ub there
*whut*
and then
he circled round
down here
and then
he stobbed here teu
b u r y   t h e   e b i d e n c e
ok ok
I get it
thiss ebisode ob NCIS - Reuf Kingdom
iss
i n   t h e   c a n
and
here I amb
i n   m y   t r a i l e r
o
what iss thiss
*umm*
e b i d e n ce
I subbose
- - -  - -
and now
it iss
t i m e
for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu
. . .
yesss
s w e e t   b u l l y   s t i c k
*chewing the end*
*chewing the end*
*chewing the end*
and
juss a bit
*showing it off*
*showing it off*
*showing it off*
and now
ass whee close
thiss wheek
and
I refleckt on
l i f e
. . .
I wood like teu share wif Yeu
one ob my faborites
a signed
Self Bortrait
and
while whee are knot ones
teu habbs a bunch ob
cutesy crabs
whee deu all so
lubbs thiss
My Friends
. . .
L i f e   i s s   S h o r t .
Forgibbs Quick.
Lubbs Long.
Lubbs Fully.
T r e a s u r e   T h e   M o m e n t s .
All ob Em.
. . .
I sure deu.

8 comments:

  1. Well Reufie, your week was anyuthing but dull.
    You used your medical training, your skool training, your star picture posing training and all the while keeping a smile on your face.
    Hope The Mom is feeling better and hope that this week is more relaxing and filled with fun for you and The Mom.
    Auntie Sheila, Uncle Bob
    Cousins, Emma & Jesse

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  2. U is such a good dog! I luffs u and ur The Mom. :) I am glad u is good at skool.

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  3. We hope your mom has totally recovered and is feeling well. But we know she is. Look at the great nursing care she had. :)

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  4. dood...happee week two ewe !!!

    another grate post and R fav o rites thiz week bee..man lee poze...ET ♥...seer ee iz by tree...focussed bye shrubree...

    hope yur mom iz feelin WAAAAY better; hope de vizshuz squirrel haz moved on & yur self portrait pick sure IZ ROCKIN AWESUM!!!!

    ♥♥♥♥♥

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  5. You have grown profound, dear friend. Glad The Mom is back on her feets and you are both enjoying life again. Autumn is awesome, isn't it?

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  6. We are glad to hear your Mom is feeling better!

    Monty and Harlow

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  7. Hi
    I came to see you,, and see if your mom is better now
    love
    tweedles

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  8. Hi you handsome pup! I loved the picture of you and one wearing your nurses cap would be swell too. I hope The Mom is way better and stays well until the year 2020!

    Hugs and love,
    Jo, Stella and Zkhat

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