Friday, May 22, 2015

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
A Slow News Wheek
Edition
SO
slow
in fack
our furst regular feature
whee are calling
The Photographer Takes The Day Off
Saturday
16f May
*shakes head*
makes.
no.
sense.
- - - - -
butt
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Closing Down A Sunday
17f May
and
here whee are
taking
a
a f t e r   d i n n e r   b r e a k
trying teu
s t a y   o u t   o b   t r u b b l e
while
the mom
deus
s o m e   m o m   f i n g s
and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Pie Whork Out
wright wright
f e e t s y   w h o r k
and
r o t a t i o n s
and
s b i n s   a n d   r e b e r s e s
and
f r e e z e s
and
q u i c k   s i t s
and
h e r e
iss
what I fink ob
P i e   T i m e
*harumph*
and
it iss
t i m e s   l i k e   t h e s e
what make me
f i n k
ob
t h e   w h i s e   w h o r d s
ob
M y   S w e e t   G r a m p a
. . .
" life ain't fair "
~
*dabs tears from eyes*
. . .
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
Ugh Monday
18f May
and
here iss
The Pie
deuing
T h e   P i e   F i n g
*ha ha ha*
he
iss
s o   f u n n y
and then
there
iss
T h e   M e
hearing
m y   n a m e
I
come
a   r u n n i n g
on a counta
it sometimes means
t r e a t s   a n d   s t u f f
*cheers*
- - - - -
sbeaking ob which
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
Dasher Training Teusday
19f May
. . .
note:
the bickshers yeu see here
are a
r e   -   i n n a c k m e n t
. . .
and
*um*
while
training
hims
acksidentally
jumbed ub
and
r i b b e d
hiss
h o m e w h o r k
and then
during
t h e   r e   -   i n n a c k m e n t
~
The Pie
a t e   h i s s   h o m e   w h o r k
for real
*sigh*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
my faborite feature
what iss called
Ackademia Whednesday
20f May
- - -
and it iss
s h a m e   f u l l
. . .
Little Dasher
iss
t e u   s i c k
teu  go teu skool
and thiss iss me
trying teu
c o n c e a l   m y   s o r r o w

butt then
. . .
The Photographer
tooken
n o   p h o t o s
ob
M E
. . .
knot be fore
knot during
knot after
* P O U T S *
- - - - -
and
*still pouting a bit*
that brings uss teu
Our Fursday Feature
21f May
what iss called
M y   M a i l   B a g
o
look look
a
b a c k a g e   j u s s   f o r   m e
and
ok ok
Little Dasher
- - -
C U S T O M   C O U T U R E
and
here iss
The Pie
showing abbreciation
for
t h e   f i n e   s t i t c h i n g
ahh yesss
berry
f a s h i n g   f o r w h a r d
batriotick
M e m o r i a l   D a y
neck whare
and
here iss me
r o c k i n g   i t
and
The Pie
wheu iss juss learning
t h e   m o d e l l i n g   c r a f t
ahh
yeah
showing off
hiss
n e c k   w h a r e
all
b a n t i n g   s m i l e s
look look
here iss hiss
f u l l   a t t e n s h u n
*cheers*
so cute
butt
sbeaking ob
h a m s u m
- - -
here
iss
t h e   h a m s u m   m e
what whee follow
wif
y i n   /   y a n g
S e r i o u s   M e   /   G e u f y   P i e
[wheu ebber did fink
 I will be the serious one]
then
*eubsy*
hims
gotta check
h i m s   e l f
and now
serbing
t h e   c o u t u r e
whell
and
gibbing
o u r   s o l l i m   r e s b e c k t
for
Memorial Day
and
all so
m a n y   m a n y   f a n k s
and
l u b b s
teu
M y   A u n t   N i k k i
M y   A u n t   B
Cassie, Sora, Comet and Rigel
. . .
whee lubbs yeu so much
and
all so inn closed
iss
thiss
g o r g e o u s
d r e a m c a t c h e r
whee whill sbare yeu
ob
the long child hood story
why thiss iss
s o   s b e s h u l l
butt
whee whill find
t h e   b e r f e c k t   s b o t
a b u b b   f i b e   f e e t
[for obbious reasons]
for thiss
t r e a s u r e
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
Our Amazon Brime Feature
what iss called
t e u   d a y s  a g o
whee
b a n i c k e d
on a counta
whee whir all mose
o u t
ob
our
M y   L i t t l e   W h o l f
b o r k   l i b b e r s
*nods*
real bork
grain free
no corn or wheet
less than 2.7 calories ber treat
and
S T I L L   T A S T Y
*licks libs*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our monfly feature
what iss called
Bark Bocks Friday
o
yeb yeb
m y   f a b o r i t e
I
deu
lubbs
M Y
B A R K   B O C K S
and
thiss monf's seleckshuns
incleude
g o o d   s h m e l l s
wright wright
thiss monf's
s u r b r i s e
iss
G a r d e n   P a w t y
compblete wif
a
beautiful
B A R K Q U E T
wrabbed in
BarkPost
newsbaber
a
Harry Barker
F E T C H
bone
and
there iss
s o m e   f i n g
still in the bocks
*root root root*
yess yess yesssssss
. . .
a
b e e f   c h e w   f i n g
o
and
t h e   t r e a t s   o b   t h e   m o n f
are
Max & Ruffy's
Or
Gannic
s t r a w b e r r y   a n d   c a r o b
whaifers
and
Plato
Farmers Market
Natural
S a m m o n   a n d   V e g g i e s
- - -
and
I wood like teu boint out
these fings
are
a l l
m i n e
M i n e
M I N E
butt then
the Mom says
whee habbs teu talk
. . .
she says
teu remind me
a bout
l u b b
and
s h a r i n g
wright wright
Habbiness iss Sharing
. . .
whell
I remember
a   n o d d e r   f i n g
she wunts tole me
*nods*
*sigh*
- - - - -
ok
ass
l i t t l e   b r o d d e r s
go
The Pie
iss
bretty
a w e s o m e
and here he iss wif
h i s s   b a c k w h a r d s   e a r s
*haha*
whee all whays fink he looks like
he iss whearing
h i s s   c a b   b a c k w h a r d s
*smile*
- - -
juss look at hims
showing off
m y   o u r   s t u f f
whell
ecksebt for
t h e   b e e f   c h e w   f i n g
what he ran a whay wif
and habbed teu be chased down
and lo-jacked
and chew fing remoobed from
hiss mouf 
*nods*
and
here he iss
showing yeu
n o   r e m o r s e
ok ok
now
o n e   h a b b y   o n e
for
the Photographer
*nods*
o
w h e e   d e u   l u b b s
M y   O u r   B a r k   B o c k s
*nods in yeunison*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
The Furst Pie Mail Bag Feature
what iss called
T h e   P i e   S u r b r i s e
what o what o what
iss
it
o
m
D
it
iss
a
s a t a n   b a l l
wright wright
a ball
what
l i g h t s   u b
and
makes
c r a z y   s o u n d s
wif
m u c h   r a n d o m
s o n g s
and
a n i m a l   s o u n d s
o
The Pie
deu
l u b b s
it
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
The Seckond Pie Mail Bag Feature
what iss called
S e r i o u s   M a i l
wright wright
from
AKC
making
h i s s   b r o b b e r   n a m e
official
*clears froat*
~
SyNRG's Up On The Reuf Top
I dunno know
he still looks like
a
P I E
teu me
*lol*
- - -
and that brings uss teu
The Furd Pie Mail Bag Feature
what iss called
*clears froat*
O Lord... A Ettiquette Bideo
wright wright
iffin
they
only
knew
*chuckles*
whee whill
file thiss
between
M i s t e r   E d
and
S i l v i a   T r k m a n
*nods*
- - - - -
and now
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Lasst Call
and
Night Night
*zzzzzzzzzz*
- - - - -
w e u   h e u
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
Friday
22f May
and
Our Traditional Fambily Nab
what iss
s h o r t
on a counta
the Mom arribes home
l a t e
so
quick quick
our regular feature
what iss called
Friday Outside
and
here iss me
f i n k i n g

ok
more like
s t a l k i n g
and now
after
t h i s   a n d   t h a t
- - -
it iss time for
our regular feature
what iss called
The Friday Night Dinner Blate
. . .
and on a counta
whee are
t e a c h i n g   t h e   p i e
new fings
. . .
here iss
m y   g o o d   m a n n e r s
and
p i e ' s   g o o d   m a n n e r s
and
r e l e a s e
*amen*
*dig inn*
and while
thiss iss juss
d a y   t e u
ob
our new
e a t i n g   a   r r a n g e m e n t s
whee are deuing
q u i t e   w h e l l
and are boaf
r e s b e c k t a b l e
teu whun a nodder
*nods*
- - - - -
and that brings uss teu
our dessert feature
what iss called
After Dinner Pie
*snickers*
and
here he iss deuing
t h e   p i e   f i n g
and
s o   b e r r y   s o r r y
for
t h e   b l u r s
butt
here iss
T h e   L i t t l e s t   L i t t l e   M a n
so
h a b b y
so
k e e b i n g   i t   r e a l
so
r e a d y
for
a n y   f i n g
*sigh*
whee deu lubbs
t h a t   l i t t l e   b o y
and that brings uss teu
our after dessert feature
what iss called
Me Time
wright wright
here iss
m e
looking for
t h e   s b o t
and
deuing
g e n e r a l   i n n b e s t i g a y s h u n s
and
that brings uss teu
our regular feature
what iss called
stuff in my back yard
- - -
*forrest gumb flash back*
and
here iss
a
f e f f e r
and
ub there iss
m y   d u b b   n e s t
and back down here
iss
m y   b u t t e r f l y   b e r r e n i a l s
and
m y   b u t t e r f l y
and
here she iss
b u t t e r f l y i n g
teu
yeu
yess yess
t h e   b l e u m s
are
b i g
and
the blants are
f i c k
and
then
all so ober my yard
iss
thiss
s l i b b e r   o b   m o o n
and now
ass whee
close out our wheek
and
oben our holiday
. . .
whee take baws teu fink
h o l i d a y s   a r e   h a r d
sbeshully
for
those wif out fambily
. . .
from the out side
yeu might nebber guess
t h e   s u f f e r i n g
on the inn side
~
blease
teu draw
y e u r   f r i e n d s
close

2 comments:

  1. happee fryday two ewe reuf & home werk eatin pie !!! grate fotoz shootz thiz week guz N whoa if itz knot Christmas in joo lie thatz reel lee in joon with all de way kewl stuff ya getted in de mailz !!! we will forgetz that we seed that nest, N say happee week a head N heerz two a righteye flounder kinda week oh end ! ♥♥♥

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  2. Oh boy, fun! I luv to get stuffs in teh mail.


    Luv, Angel Keisha and Murphy the Poodle

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