Friday Night Wrights: A Break from the Holiday Hustle Bustle Edition

Merry Christmas
iss a berry busy time
eben when
yeur word fur the season iss...
Simblify.

 Fings a round here
haff been a bit stress full...

Whee haff so many lubbed ones
wif so many ail ments
and sicknesses...
aunts, uncles, brothers, friends, friends' fambily...
just so many.
- - - - -
Berry close teu home...
My Uncle
wheu iss my the Mom's brother
did haff big major surgery thiss week.
It whass berry scary fur the Mom...

Christmas wif Mom & Her Brother a blink ob an eye ago.

Yeu can naught tell by looking,
butt he is 6'-3", 220 pounds ob
Career DPS Trooper
[bronounced DeeBeeEss Treuber]
and the oberayshun hurt him so bad
he made loud noises and shook all ober.
The Mom whas berry ubset
and felt so full ob the helblessnesses...
but naught teu worry.
He iss feeling much better teuday,
and whill hobefully get teu go home soon.

And so when the Mom iss home...
all ob this worry
falls on me 

 teu diss bell.

I haff called ubon
my irresistable good looks,
my comedic sensibilities...

ass well ass
my affleticisms
teu reliebe the Mom's stress
and soobe her nerbs
by working wif
the Trainer.
- - - - -
Yes Yes.
Whee haff been working on
My Agility

 I amb dribing for ward
ober free jumbs.

Here iss how I deu it,
and please teu pardon all the messy leabes
and unkembt yards...
I sit and stay. 

 A bout half ob the time,
the Trainer comes back teu me teu
reward my stay.

 Here iss me going ober a jumb.

 At the end ob the dribe iss...
the Manner's Minder
remote treat disbenser.

 Here iss me making sure
I did naught drob any foodables.

 And now here I amb starting ober.

Here iss me finking
the flashy fing might be on.

 I deu berry much hobes
Santa iss watching
on a counta I amb
debending on
Eckstra Credit Work
in order teu
Jumb Lists
[from Na... teu Ni...]

 Whee habbs all so worked on
Six Bole Weabes.
I amb such
a little counter.
I learned on four...
and I really habbs teu fink a bout
the odder teu.

O Yes.
Ecksersize iss good fur
the Spirit... 

It relackses the body
and eases the mind.

The Mom and I are now
shmuggled ub...
and she juss delibered me the best news ebber...
She iss home wif me fur the rest ob the year...

 *sweet sigh ob contentment*
Enjoy wif me the lights ob
Our Christmas Tree
wif a biew from our big bed.

Teumorrow, we shob...
and wrab bresents...
and haff eben more fun and
Speshull Time Teugeffer.
I whish yeu the same...