Friday Night Wrights: The Free Reufus Edition

Habby Friday

and

Welcome teu
Friday Night wif the Wrights

It habbs been a week like many odders
what habbs come before it.

I amb still libbing
my the life on a string.

I haff been gibben
brief obborteunties
teu proob my trust worfiness...

butt
my the inner berry hungry imb
habbs failed me.

That's right.
I can train...
and I can blay fetch...
fur only so long

before my inner squirrel
seeks out and etts
Buried Becans.

Stuck on a string iss...
 Troublesum, really.
Sad.
and Pitiful.

It iss a real, true and genuine reason
fur yeu teu
feel sorry fur me.
Really.
If yeu don't, yeu shood.
That is, until...
Now.
- - - - -
Yeu see...
I habbs receibed
A Backage

what holds

The Key teu Libbing Life
Off ob The String

[Yeu whill knot beliebe thiss butt...

I nebber ebber EBBER jumb in that, or any, chair.

This backage smelled SO good, it whas irresistable.

I eben tried teu eat the bocks!]

What iss in the Bocks...

What iss in the Bocks...

Let's Oben It

Wheu kneu they made...

BECAN FLABORED TREATS.

Enclosed in the backage

iss a note:

Thiss iss the answer teu
My Brayers.
I lubbs Cousins Hamish and Emma.

I lubbs Surbrises.

And I lubbs Treats.

I lubbs BECANS...
and
I lubbs
AUNT SHEILA SWEET BOTATO TREATS.

And now,

Teu make ub fur my earlier

Miss Behabiors...

I demonstrate

*drum roll*

A Sweet Botato Treat
on my baw.

*released teu get it*

And nowfur my neckst trick...
My The Assistant

habbs blaced
Teu Becan Flabored Sweet Botato Treats
on my baws.

Count them.
Teu.
One on each baw.

These ecksersizes...

errrrr...games

errrr... tricks

are called

Imbulse Control.

*released teu get it*

Nommy Nommy
Nom Nom.

Yeu know...
I amb
The Luckiest Boy in The World.

Perhabs...

Yeu shood knot feel sorry fur me,
in the least...
after all.
- - - - -
Like those wheu celebrate
the ebe ob the weekend
wif a fine cigar...
I settle in each Friday wif
A Once-A-Week Treat.
Teunight's treat iss...

A Sblit Antler.

I whas gibben the choice ob sblit or full.
I chose sblit.
[and whill ebbery single time]

I deu lubbs my

Antler Time,

butt eben better...

Flobbing in The Mom's Lab.

[that's her knee be hind my head]

Cuddle Time

iss eben better.

Habby 

FREE

Weekend Ebbery One.

I send out 

a berry sbeshull fank yeu teu

Cousins Hamish and Emma,

Aunt Sheila and Uncle Bob.

The treats are wonderful.

The laughs are from deep in the belly.

And yeur lubbs is briceless.

Teu All My Friends...

I whish yeu 

Hearty Laughs,

Eudles ob Lubbs (yeu got mine)

Answered Brayers... 

and

Becan Flabored Treats

Galore.