Good Friday Night Wrights: The Traditions Edition

Whell, Friends,

It iss that time ob the week again...

Habby Good Friday Night

 Berry furst fing I whant teu say iss...
It habbs been
a berry hard and sad week fur
My the Aunt Karen.

I whant her teu know that
Whee lubbs her berry berry much,
and
She iss in our foughts and brayers.
Whee whill all ways be here fur her,
and...

I amb abailable
and on standby fur
sleeb obers.

Yes Yesss.

I deu lubbs a slumber barty

and in sbite ob fings

yeu all may haff heard,

 I amb really no trouble.

Really.

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Now...

In keebing wif our

Friday Night Wrights Traditions

I bresent:

Random Fings What I Did Thiss Week

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I did suddenly discubber

thiss yellow dog.

What wif hiss little bleu tail,

hiss big bleu ears

and sweet bink nose...

He did become

the object ob my affections.

I did steal him seberal times.

I did take him fur

walkies...yea, runnies

round and round and frew the house.

And when the Stuffy Monitor

whas in the shower,

I did butt him in the big bed.

I amb single minded in my obsession...

Wow.

Wait. Whoa. Look at that.

Now that's interesting.

Anyway, odder randfom fings...

*yawn*

Ebbery cubble ob weeks

the Concierge and I

deu go frew a stack ob mail.

Whee read the magazines

and "shob" in the catalogs.

Whee sort it all inteu free biles:

recycle

shred

file

It iss one ob the Concierge's

least faborite fings teu deu

so teu make the chore easier

and also teu cheer her ub...

I like teu lay in the middle ob the biles.

Sorting mail might knot be the funnest fing,

butt it iss also knot...

Dress Rehearsal 

fur the Easter Bunny Shoot

 Yes Yess...
The Photographer feels that
a dress rehearsal iss needed
on a counta 

 these ears take some
bracktiss.

And now

on a habbier and also helbier note,

I did also assist the Maid

 teu unload
the mechanical dish licker.

Some odder fings I haff done

iss worrying ober some

deckoratiff details...

butt those worries were aliebed teuday

when my the Bersonal Shobber

came home wif some neu billows.

 I deu lubbs these billows.

 They are soft and fluffy.

I fink I might brefer
and they might need
 a battern
butt they deu knot haff one. 

 Nebber the less,
I deu lubbs them.
In berry fack,
I amb knot allowed on the sofa
unless inbited

butt on a counta I deu lubbs the billows
so berry much
the Mom did allow me
teu wallow on them
juss a little.

Ob course,

I haff also found the joy in

the berry ordinary

day teu day 

reuteen fings

like...

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bresenting the case teu go out ob doors.

bresenting the case ob it iss time teu feed my tummy.

 and like wise...
bresenting the case ob my bowl iss right ub there.

 Yes Yess...
I deu bresent a good case.
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And now in odder news,
here iss
What Iss Habbening In The Back Yard

Ob course,
until the Facilities Maintenance Manager
iss able teu contrackt fur
the cleaning ob our yard
and the rebuilding ob our fence...

I amb mosely wif
the Esckort.

I deu lubbs my Esckort,

 so it iss knot at all bad
until
*bolt*

 S.Q.U.I.R.R.E.L.

 The worst bart iss...
the squirrels know I amb on a string.
And they flaunt
their freedom.

 Yeah Yeah
They haff freedom,
butt they deu knot haff
neu billows. 

 Look. Look.
Here iss my neu billows
wif my old billows.

 And thiss one here
iss in a chair.

Yesss.

Ober there teu the left,

be hind my back,

yeu whill see

My Little Reum.

Missing from the coffee table
[why iss it called that...
it shood be called
"the stuff Reuf shood knot cheu,
run away wif, eat or
odderwise destroy
table"]
And look...
the horse has returned teu the table.
[the horse whas butt teu stable
when the Mom left on her business trib
a cubble ob weeks ago].
I amb sniffing his hind quarters.

 And sbeaking ob hind quarters...
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Welcome teu Thiss Week's
Free Reufus Feature

 r.u.n.

R.U.N.

R.I.B.

 R.O.M.B.

and

C.A.T.C.H.

my breaf.

 *whshhhhew*
I can knot wait until the neckst edition ob
Free Reufus.
Juss saying.
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Whell...
I wrab ub these great adbentures and odders
by settling in wif
These Great Night Night Traditions.
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tradition one:
a bully stick leftober

 nom nom nom

 tradition teu:
a sblit antler leftober

 tradition free:

talk a little bit teu the baw

 

 tradition four:
*kiss*

 Habby Good Friday Traditions
Whishing Yeu Joy in Yeurs...