Monday, September 2, 2013

Holiday Media Release: Labor Day Makes a Sblash

Habby Monday
and
Habby Labor Day
and whee celebrated
the Mom's day away from
 the Facktory
wif
a Trolley Ride
Above yeu whill see me in
our dribeway.
Whee trabelled quite a whay
norf teu
Sbring, Texas
and
yess yesss yessssss
Whee arribed a little early
so
my anticibayshun greu
teu...
*sblash*
I always wade in and
stob
knot knowing quite
what teu deu
My Friend Lisa
frew in thiss toy
butt I turned my back
and bointed teu
the deeb end.
Lisa then frew in
this bink ball
I tooken it teu her
and she frew it
far far away
so
off teu the rescue
I got that
little bink ball
and I swam it
back teu shore
and then
and then
and then
...
yeu guessed it
my berry berry berry
berry mose faborite ball.
The Mom said whee shood
tooken a bicksher ob the tag
so whee can look fur more.
I deu lubbs thiss ball
so much.
Ob course,
bink is my faborite color
and here I amb
in my
hibbobotamuss bose.
Next Ub:|
Wilson Water Rescue
o yeah
I got thiss.
It may look like a
Tackikara Bolley Ball
teu yeu
butt it iss
Wilson
teu me.
and now fur all yeu
Duck Dynasty
fans
...
a berry skilled
duck rescue
yess yessss
berry gently
by his duck neck
hiss shorts and tang tob unharmed
and then
again
off I go
and back wif
the rooster
what whee call
"the dirty ole man"
[I habbs no idea why]
again
and again

and then
My Friend Lisa
tried teu race me
and eben though
she beat me
I met the challenge
and nabbed
the duck
and here whee are back in
the shallow end
Lisa
iss letting
the duck call
and then
the wind ub and frow
and...
I got thiss.
like
clock duck work
I bring him right back.
No sooner am I back
butt
a nodder needs rescue
yeu guessed it
"the dirty ole man"
*shake it off*
and then back in for
Wilson.
and that brings uss teu
that fun time what I call
...
Inter-Mishun
...
off teu run
in the green grasses
time for
a sweet roll
o. yeah.
and now
on the moob
I got acres teu cubber
rib and romb
and then back
[and for all wheu wonder...
that iss the Trolley
in the background]
teu
the bool
teu hob in and retriebe
a new fing
and next fing I know 
 there iss need for
a nodder rescue
 yesss yesssss
a chiggin birate

a beg legged
chiggin birate
 I tooken him teu be wif
the shorts and tang tob wearing duck
 and then
off fur
my berry mose faborite ball.
 ...o...o...o...
and then some fing fun habbened
...
I helbed
My Friend Lisa
turn on
the sbrinklers
 it whas great fun
 like swimming in
Las Begas
yess yessss
jackbot 
The Mom
wondered
what I wood fink
whell
I deu lubbs
the sbrinklers 
 here I amb
 and here iss
the duck
 and
the birate chiggin
yess yesssss
and back out
for 
the beg legged birate chiggin 

and now
switching fings ub
...
underwater rescue
...
bluck 
and here iss me
following
My Friend Lisa
after the rescue 
what a fun swim day at
Rummy's Beach Club
...
feature story
coming soon
"Swimming wif Mister Stubby"
...
and now
here I amb
Back in the Trolley
 yess yesss
I amb a bit
tired
 on the trib
home
 and building ahead ob uss
 iss
a funder storm
whee stayed norf ob it
 and while whee heard big bangs
it bassed souf teu west ob uss.
whee watched some
Bick Toria Chase
in
Hot in Clebeland
and then when the bangs bassed
I snucken out for
a wee
and then back
for
lots ob attention
o
yeu might be wondering
about
the Concierge's wrist
...
whell
it iss less butt still
quite swollen and warm
and turning
yellow
 boaf yuck
and
how inconbenient
[see also: Now Hiring]
...
and now the best bart ob this
Monday Night
iss
The Monday Night Cheu
 yeu guessed it
I begged long enough
and got it.
I amb berry grateful for
Labor Day
and fank yeu teu
the facktory
for a day the Mom can gibbs teu
catering teu
my whims
Habby Labor Day
and teu all my friends
...
many fanks fur
Yeur Friendshib

4 comments:

  1. So many pawesome pikhs but this one was my furry favourite:

    hibbobotamuss bose.

    Thanks fur sharing your GReat day!

    I'm sure Reufley Harlus is totes jelly!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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  2. Thanks for sharing you Labor Day adventures. Sure looked like you had a fun day.
    We love your Chiggin and Duck rescues, Keep up the good work.

    Auntie Sheila & Uncle Bob
    Cousins Hamish & Emma

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  3. What an exciting life you lead. You have your own trolley. You have your own pool and you can do water rescue. What more could a dog ask? Oh, yea, more chews. Hope your mom's is doing better.

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