Friday, January 2, 2015

Friday Night Wrights: Two Christmas Weeks, One Before and One After

Habby Friday
and
Welcome
teu
Friday Night Wrights
Teu Hole Wheeks
ob
Holly Days
lots ob
ground teu cubber
so
let's get wright teu it
~
Saturday December 20f
where
whee kick off
a   m o s e l y
f a c k t o r y   f r e e   t e u   w h e e k s
wif
a lasst minute
BetsMart / Kriser's
shobbing trib
wif
Aunt Dav
and then
home
for
m a i l   c a l l
yess yesssss
m o r e   h o l l y d a y   c a r d s
from
m y   f r i e n d s
and here
from back teu front
. . .
The Comedic Legend... Tigsy Ritchie
and hiss sister
Hholly Nolly Grace
*giggles*
~
The Adorable Miss Harlow
and
Monty, My Brodder
~
Aunt Heidi
and
 The Gorgeous Miss Daisy
and here
from back teu front
. . .
my training bals
Margaret, Marnie and Ziva
~
My Mimi
M Y   M I M I
[ ... o how I deu lubbs My Mimi ... ]
~
Our Mentor, Subborter and Instrucktor Bonny
and my bals
Django and Banjo
o yess yesss
m y   f r i e n d s
are
m y   t r e a s u r e s

and now
that brings uss teu
our surbrise feature
what iss called
My Berry First BarkBox
sent teu me
by
A u n t s   N i k k i   a n d   B r i a n n a
o boy o boy o boy o boy
and
here iss me
b o s i n g   a n d   w h a i t i n g
for
the Mom teu oben the bocks
omd omd omd
O M D
juss look
at
all thiss great stuff
c o u t u r e
yess yesss
I see neck whare
and
t o y s
out comes a
k r i n k l e   t o y
and
t r e a t s
o yess yessssssssss
c o o k i e s
and
t h e   l u m b s   o b   c o a l
for what I habbs been wharned
o
I deu lubbs it all
* skweek skweek skweek *
* krinkle krinkle krinkle *
* honk honk honk *
and
diss blaying
a photo graffick feet ob jeenyuss
. . .
here iss
m y   s e e l i n g
now
back teu
m e
. . .
here iss
m e   a n d   m y   b a r k b o c k s   l e u t
l teu r
krinkly benguin
habby elf
yeule log
and
and now
cubble ob cookies down the hatch
. . .
time teu bose
wif
t h e   f o r m a l   t r e e
o
teu the Photograffer
blease teu
turn off the flash
*ahhhhh*
thiss iss
r o m a n t i c k a l
like
eben kinda
m a j e s t i c k a l
like
[ flash on a gain ... for combarison ]
and now
here iss me
inn barkbocks couture
...
inn bed whiff elf
then
some what ree direckted
for a
m a k i n g   u b   f o r   l a s s t   n i g h t
f e a t u r e
what iss called
The Friday Night Cheu
on
Saturday
* rassle it *
show it
a bit
w h e u   i s s   t h e   b o s s
s m o k e   i t
l i k e   a   s t o g e y
then
juss
s e t t l e   i n n
for
Sunday
December 21f
. . .

where
whee master
the art ob deing nuffing
wif
no photo graffick ebidence
- - - - - -
and
that brings uss teu
Monday December 22f
f i r s t   d a y   o b   b a y c a y
what whee sbend
deuing
o u r   c h o r e s
and
here yeu whill see me
w h a s h i n g   t h e   s h e e t s
*nods*
and then
~
the Mom
g o e s   b a c k   t h e   f a c k t o r y
on
Teusday
December 23f
butt
she come home
wif
our regular feature
what iss called
b o u n t y
and
here I amb showing yeu
t h e   b a k e d   c h i g g i n
and
t h e   c a n t a l o u b e
*roots roots roots*
and
once
the leut
iss settled a whay
...
time teu
d r e s s   i n   c o u t u r e
for
a   f u n   a f t e r   n e u n
on a counta
teuday's circkum stances
mean
the Mom deus knot habbs
teu go teu the facktory
teu morrow

* c h e e r s *
*giggles*
here I amb showing yeu
o u r   m a t c h i n g   c o u t u r e
and now
a bit ob
t r a i n i n g
our
c l o s e   c o m m a n d
ass seen by
the Handler
o yess yesss
there iss only
one fing
I lubbs more than training
. . .
our nommy feature
what whee call
The Teusday Night Dinner Blate
and
on teunight's menu
*drumb roll*
A u n t   K a r e n   B e g g i e s
 and
here I amb assisting
ass
t h e   R e u   c h e f
*bow*
ass
I bresent teu yeu
~
The Teusday Night Dinner Blate
. . .
salmon and legumes kibbles
fresh AK green beans
fresh AK sweet botatoes
fresh AK carrots
wif
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
and now
I race teu
my dining reum
teu whait on
the Whaiter
and now
. . .
baired wif
Ozarka Sbring Whatters
and
a   h a r d y   a b b e t i t e
. . .
I nom
then
head out for
a bit ob business
and then
early teu bed
and
late teu rise
~
Whednesday
December 24f
Habby Christmas Ebe
. . .
the Mom iss feeling
a bit in the dumber
so
I don
m y   r e i n d e e r   b e l l s
 and
whee board the Trolley
for
C h r i s t m a s   E b e   F u n
[blease teu click the link teu read all a bout it]
shob
shob
shob
stob for noms
and then
whee stob at
C a s a   D e   R i z z o
for
g o l d e n   f u n
where
I habbs big fun
wif
Cuzzins Cam, Rizzi and Zekey

and
diss cubber
I deu kneed
a   t r a m b o l i n e   b e d
*nods*
and then
after
a   b e r r y   n i c e   b i s i t
. . .
whee board the Trolley
for
Unleashed By BetCo
what sounds
a bit like
E f f - A y - O   S h w a r t z
butt iss
really juss
b a i t   a n d   s w i t c h
f o r
a   b a f f
and now
whee are
h o m e
nesstled all snug in
the big bed
and
Ma in her jammies
and
Me in my bells
habbs settled our selbes
for
a   l o n g   w h i n t e r ' s   n a b
night night
fought full brayers
and
sweet dreams
~
[blease teu click the link teu read all a bout it]
o boy o boy o boy
S A N T A
habbs been here ober night
leabing
libbers, leashes, antlers and toys
o boy o boy o boy
I deu lubbs
t h a t   c h u b b y   o l e   w h o m a n   m a n

*nods*
butt
for now
. . .
I rush the Mom awhay
teu
deu what she muss deu
so she can
h u r r y   b a c k   t e u   h e r   l u b b
and
here iss me
o b e n i n g   a   g i f t
o
look look
c o o k i e s
b i n k
e f f e l e n t s
a r m y
d i l l e r s
a   s o r t e d
m o n k e y s
f r i d a y   n i g h t
c h e u s
bresents
for the Mom
incleuding
m y   g i f t s   t e u
m y   s i g g y   o d d e r
. . .
berformance journal
and
training bag
and
faborites a mun our gifts
~
j a m m i e s
the Mom's golden jams
m y   c h r i s t m a s   t r e e   j a m s
and
juss be yond
t h e   M o m ' s  r e t r i e b e r   j a m s
on fing iss
f u r   s u r e
our awesome friends
know uss
under stand uss

. . .
theu lubbs uss
*nods*
and now
that brings uss teu
our night night feature
what iss called
time forthe big bed
and
here yeu whill see me
wrabbed ub in
m y   c h r i s t m a s   b i n k y
o my
thiss binky iss
s o f t
and
w h a r m
M e r r y   C h r i s t m a s ,   M y   F r i e n d s
and
* night night *
~
Friday
December 26f
wif restrained joy
I amb showing yeu
. . .
My Aunt Dav Gifts
I deu
lubbs
them all
treats
and
toys
and teu
gifts for the Mom
teu awesome photo frames
[one wif me all ready in it]
awesome
g o l d e n   T h e   M o m   j a m m i e s
featuring
m e
...
f r o n t   c e n t e r
and
y o u n g   b l o n d e   b r o - t e - j a y
teu
my wright
*nods*
o
and
look look
b i l l o w   b e t
Miss Rev VIII
here
I amb asking questions
here
I amb hearing answers
and here
I amb channeling
t h e   A g g i e   S b i r i t
#gigemags
and now
collectibbsly
* w h o a *
look at all
o u r   g i f t s
some
t e l l i n g
toys
toys
toys
and
jammies
M e r r y   C h r i s t m a s
our gifts are many
butt
o u r   t r e a s u r e s   a r e   g r e a t e r
~
my friends
~
my head
*giggles*
~
my
[mosely]
monkey leut
~
my
sweet face
and now
back teu reality
wif
a regular feature
what iss called
juss a bit ob thiss and that
and
here
I amb
f i n k i n g
ob it
and
here
I amb
i g n o r i n g
it
*whoa*
what iss that
o
yeah
it iss
t h a t   a w e s o m e  b l a n t
w h a t   I   c a n   k n o t   n a m e

w r i g h t   n o w
. . .
o
h i
i
lub
yeu
i
deu
and now
iff whee musst
. . .
let uss get
s e r i o u s
and go
o u t   a n d   a b o u t
on
thiss dreary day
wif
thiss gleumy sky
yeu know
ob course
. . .
the berfeckt okayshun
for
s w e e t   r o l l
*nods*
w h e u   h e u
and now
wif
the cold airs ... cold
and
my embty tummy ... embtywhee race inn
for
my tradtional faborite feature
what iss called
Leff Dobers:
The Friday Night Dinner Blate

. . .
salmon and legumes kibbles
fresh AK green beans
fresh AK sweet botatoes
fresh AK carrots
wif
grizzly salmon oil drizzle
baired wif
Ozarka Sbring Whatters
and
g o o d   m a n n e r s
down
the hatch
and now
out
the berfeckt end
teu
the berfeckt day
I deu lubbs
b a y c a y s h u n
~
Saturday
December 27f
wif
the chilly whilly
drizzly rainy
wheffer
knot
a horrible day teu go out
butt
a better day teu come inn
the berfeckt day
for
a   n a b
breferably
u n d e r    t h e  c u b b e r
ob
the Mom's shirt
and now
ass night falls
I make
a   q u i c k   b u s i n e s s   r u n
geeeeez luuuuu eeeeeez
it iss
m i s e r a b l e
our here
. . .
Miss Labender looks sad
butt
Otters seem Habby
and
C h r i s t m a s   C a c k t i
are
e c k s t a t t i c k
and that brings uss teu
~
Sunday
December 28f
a day ob deuring
no fing at all
bringing uss
teu
~
Monday
December 29f
Habby Christmas Ebe
Liberty Bowl Day
BTHO wv
yess yessss
My Texas A&M
blays
 Whest Birginia
knot our besst game
it whas knot bretty
butt
M y   A g g i e s   W h i n
*cheers*
T A M U   45      w v   37
more
dreary wheffer
more
cold airs
berfackt
for
blants
wheu lubbs teu
s t a n d   o u t   i n   t h e   c o l d
and
s w e e t   b o y s
wheu lubbs teu
s t a n d   o u t   i n   t h e   c o l d
and
here I amb bretending
teu be
*clears froat*
h a r d   o b   h e a r i n g
butt
now
back in ob doors
. . .
whee decide teu
whork a
j i g s a w   b u z z l e
and
here I amb
w h o r k i n g
it
n i g h t   n i g h t
xoxox
~
whee whake ub teu
the under wheffer feeling Mom
Teusday
December 30f
Back teu the Facktory
. . .
where she deus go
and then comes
h o m e
teu deu
b u z z l e   w h o r k
and
when
the sun comes out
whee
head
out
for
a   b i t   o b   b a s k i n g
I
cood
stand
here
for
ebber
juss
be fore
* burst ob silly *
and
now
i n n
for
t o y   t i m e
and
here I amb wif
c r i n k l y   b e n g u i n
whorking ub teu
r o t u n d - u h
time
a l l   o n   t h e   b i l l o w s
ob course
*night night*
~
Whednesday
December 31f
Habby New Years Ebe
. . .
whee are attending
a   f u n   b a r t y
teunight
so
whee run out and bick ub
Papa Murphy's Bizzas
teu
take
and then
head home
teu figyeur out
w h a t   t e u   w h e a r
I'm
knot
sure
I'm finking
maybe
a   r e d   t i e   a f f a i r
dabber ... check
kissable at mid night ... check check
butt
then
b l a c k
i s s
t h e   n e u   b l a c k
and
the Mom says
h a m s u m
*sigh*
bring uss teu
obbshun free
what
deu
yeu
fink
here I amb being
deb-o-nair
yeu can knot see my tie
*chin ub*
here it iss
r e d   b l a i d
and
after much considerayshun
*drumb roll*
r e d   t i e
iss the
w h i n n e r
unfortunately
the Mom begins feeling boorlier
whee go teu the barty
I habbs
a   s e u b e r   f a n t a b y e u l u s s   t i m e
butt
the Mom iss
f r e e z i n g
in her sweater and jacket
*night night*

whee come home
at
830pm
38F out side
101F in the Mom's noggin
~
Fursday
January 1f
Habby New Year
a nodder nasty wheffer day
butt
the Mom habbs no feber
and
feels much much better
so
whee head ober teu
Smart Dog Training Center
for their
New Years Ebe Barty
o yess yesss
tons ob food
great friends
and
r i n g   t r a i n i n g
and then
later in the day
whee head out teu
l u b y ' s
for
a holiday abbrobriate
h o m e   c o o k e d   m e a l
*chuckles*
and
b l a c k   e y e d   b e a s
and then
out teu make beas wif
t h e   c o l d   c o l d   c r e u w a l   w h o r l d
* sniff sniff *
out
in
the freezing drizle
knott that it boffers me
it deus knot
* w h i z z z z z z z z z z z z z z *
* w h e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e *
and now
inn for
our regular feature
what whee call
shmuggles
mmm
*deeb sigh*
*stretch*
and now
t e u   b e d   w i f   t h e   M o m
and
o u r   t a b l e t
ob course
check the wheffer
read my mail
catch ub wif my friends
and
send yeu all
. . .
l u b b s ,   b r a y e r s   a n d   n i g h t   n i g h t
and
that brings uss
teu
~
Friday
January 2f
Habby Day After New Year
the Mom
. . .
knot feeling tibby tobs
the wheffer
. . .
still dreary
the holidays
. . .
drawing teu a close

the mose imbortant fing
how ebber
iss
w h e e   a r e   t e u g e f f e r
the mose imbortant fing
how ebber
iss
w h e e   a r e   t e u g e f f e r
so
while knot
our yeus-yeu-ull Friday
whee make the most
ob
t e u g e f f e r n e s s
huddle ub
cuddle ub
and then
when I get the chance
r o m b   u b
~
when yeu whork as hard ass my Mom deus
and
yeu dream ob
b a y c a y s h u n
. . .
it deus knot incleude
dreary drizzly rainy cold dark gleumy cold wheffer
tummy fleu

and
scratchy froat, stobbed ub head and coff coff coff
. . .
all the main features
of
thiss one
it's okay though
on a counta
w h e e   a r e   t e u g e f f e r
~
Habby New Year, Friends

5 comments:

  1. That's quite an update, sweet Reufus! We are glad you enjoyed our card. :) :)

    Monty says hi to his brother!

    It looks like you had an exciting Christmas, and we do hope that your Mom is feeling better.

    Happy New Year!

    Monty and Harlow

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  2. You sure packed a lot into your Christmas vacation. Sorry the Mom was not feeling good. We are sure the together time with The Mom was the greatest gift of all .

    Love, and Golden Hugs.
    Uncle Bob, Auntie Sheila
    cousins Emma and Jesse

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  3. dood...a veree happee new yeerz two ewe...a happee N blessed N healthee new yeer two ewe N mom....now, ewe getted a way awesum bark box !!! wunder in they make em for kitthes but may bee call em meow box !! N speekin oh awesum; glad ya hada grate time with yur cuzinz, santa wuz veree good two ewe, yur Christmas cactus looks WAAAAY better N ours ( which getted eated by tuna ) ewe bee rockin yur top hat N bow tie, N when momz knot lookin, take a piece oh de puzzle....N hide it ! ♥♥

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  4. Big hugs to u and your The Mom! :) {{{Hugs}}}

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  5. We hope your momma feels better
    love
    tweedles

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