Monday, December 24, 2012

Twas The Night Before Christmas

Merry Christmas Ebe
 I fought I wood share wif yeu
my berry furst ornaments...
gibben teu my by
Cousins Louie and Sophie.
 The photographer habbs really failed me.
These pickshers deu naught due justiss teu 
the beauty ob these ornaments...
and yeu can naught tell that
 my bone ornament says
Good Dog
on one side and
Reufus 
on the odder...
and the Golden
habbs jeweled looking sbarkles.
 I deu lubbs them berry much,
and they are
MY berry furst ornaments
on the tree
where my brothers and sister are
well rebresented.
Yeu gotta all so lubbs
my new magnet fur the trolley...
I haff inbested a lot
ob time and training
in that ole woman,
butt I amb habby teu tell the whirled...
she's worf it.
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Teuday habbs been
a berry relacksed day.
 Whee did some wrabbing ob pressies.
Whee did go on a short trolley ride.
Whee did some telebision whatching.
Whee did some agility.
Whee did go on a nice walky.
And then teunight...
Whee did go teu
Casa De Herd
fur
Christmas Ebe Dinner
wif fambily and friends.
 It whas fun teu see
Cousins Dylan, Cane, Buddy and Atlas,
and berry mose ob all...
my Uncle Tom.
Then when whee came home,
the Mom fought it might be clebber
fur me teu model  
the entire colleckshun ob
Christmas hats. 
 Here I amb an
Elf.
Please.
I habb druther be a
reindeer.
I really deu naught so much mind
wearing the hats...
I amb juss a little tired right now
and there are at least
teu duzzen wardrobe changes
in the Christmas chest.
 For chewnuttly,
the Mom fought whee shood
sabe sum fur the morrow.
- - - - -
And now whee haff hung
our stockings
 not by the shim knee
on a counta whee deu naught haff one
butt juss on the millwork in the libbing reum
where there iss a good blayce teu hang them.
 Thiss iss a close ub ob
my stocking.
That R iss short fur
Reufus,
and naught Rowdy.
 Lass year when Santa came by
 he lebt his bag.
I hobes yeu deu naught mind,
butt I listed yeur name wif Santa
ass my character witness.
Cubber me, blease?
- - - - -
Night Night... Sweet Dreams... Sugar Plums


9 comments:

  1. Merry Kitmas and Happy Gnu Ears! :)

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  2. Reufus, sounds like you had a very nice Christmas Eve. You are an excellent modeler of The Moms wardrobe of your hats.
    Sleep tight tonight and don't forget to leave cookies for Santa, and treats for his Golden Reindogs.

    Cousins, Hamish & Emma

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  3. Weu Heu little Reufus!

    Merryest of Christmases to you and your dear Mom. I hope you get everything you wished for.
    I like to wish you a Happy New Year too, Reuf, it will be filled with fun and excitement for you and Mom, I bet!

    Jo, Stella and Zkhat

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  4. Reufus you and the peeps have a swell day.

    We wish you all

    A Happy Holiday
    A Merry Christmas
    & a bi warm thank you for your friendship.

    Best wishes Molly

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  5. We will gladly give Santa good reports on you! We hope your Mom and you both have a very Merry Christmas!

    Sam, your brother Monty, Aaron and Christine

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  6. Merry Christmas to you. We hope you and the Mom have a wonderful holiday time together.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning and Mom

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  7. Reufus!

    Merry Christmas to you handsome! :) Hope all is well.

    Love,
    Homer

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  8. I love the ornaments, and you are a great hat model--They're great!!´¨)¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨)
    (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

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  9. I know your day was one of love and celebration and that make us all smile! We wish you peace and plenty enough to share with everyne you know.
    The White Dog Army

    P.S. Dad says your mom's architect is showing!

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