Wednesday, July 18, 2012

My 2f Birfday Celebration, Part Teu: The Monkey Edition

July 6f  whas
My Berry Habby 2f Birfday.
Really, it whas.
First I muss tell Yeu
that I haff been berry busy
wif the busyness
ob rescue and all so training works...
all while being berry ecksited
teu share wif Yeu
Bart Teu ob my Celebrayshun
and here iss how it habbened...

I awoke that Friday morning
frilled teu receibe
A Bag ob Treasures from my The Aunt Karen 
It iss all fur me.
And it iss all good and fun stuff
on a counta my The Aunt Karen
iss all good and fun.
Wait a minute.
Aunt Karen gibbs me a hat?????
I amb Reufus.
I amb the Birfday Boy.
And this iss my hat.
In. My. Hat.
Now teu please let me oben
My Bag ob Treasures.
Juss look at all the fun stuff.
Go ahead.
Look fur me,
fur I can naught.
Naught so long ass I wear the hat.
Hat off...
Look Look Look
There iss a monkey.
And a Cousins frame.
A jar ob Low Fat [ha] Beanut Butter.
Berry Treats.
And a Beach Towel.
I lubb it all.
Gimme the monkey.
The Mom demands a quick picksher 
ob the monkey tail
teu aid in the search ob a later date...
I steal him and I amb off.
The Mom calls me back
teu oben...

My Monkey Birate Beach Towel
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
It iss... Me
And it whill be
My Official Swim Towel.

And now I am off
wif the monkey.
Please teu bardon
my breakfast bowl,
my agility equipment...
and my 4f cloves
what I keeb stealing from the basket...
This monkey is asking fur sum
Yes Yes Yes
I deu lubbs him
and he's many abbendages.
Yeu know,
the abbendages he habbs...
fur now.
hee hee hee...

I guess I shood tell Yeu
A Berry Little Short Story
Terms ob In Dearment
Once ubon a time, there whas a mom wheu fell in lubbs wif a cute and well behabed boy, and she did take him home right a way teu make him hers, butt when she got him home, he did come out ob his shell, kinda like ecksplosibb out ob a grenade, and this berry sweet boy whas teu minutes lubbable and teu hours turn the house ub side down. Thiss boy wood stand in the door way, wagging his tail gently and gibbing her the 'I lubb Yeu sooo much' eyes and then turn his head and take a bite out ob the door jamb. He ate ebbery fing he cood fit in hiss mouf. He chewed a hole in the hardwood floor. He whas a phief. He stole from ebbery single where. He wood sum times sbend firty minutes out side teu come in and deu business in the dining reum.  When gated, he wood hang ober it from his waist. He whas a bundle ob energy and a mess. Be fore long, he did sorta ecksassporate the woman he called 'Mom' and she did free quently refer teu this berry speshull boy, wheu [bless his heart] juss habbed a big personality, ass...


and on o cayshun ob eckstream miss chief
His middle name whas frown in
fur good measure...
and it rhymed wif


Abter a while, 
Hiss name whas shortened teu his inishulls...

The Rest ob The Story???

Frew great strengf ob character and lots ob training, this awe sum boy did made great progress wif the woman he rescued and chose teu call "mom".

Yes Yes
It iss
A Berry Good Second Year ob Life...


  1. Hee hee hee! That story gave me the giggles! Everyone who wants a puppy needs to read about MT and Kuster before they go and get one of their own. We are so glad she stuck it out with you and that you are having a great birthday!


  2. Reufus, You chewed a hole through the wood floor? That's one I don't think we heard about.
    You and the Mom make a great team. We all love your blog, and we all love you.

    Hamish & Sophie

  3. Ahhh., Mister Mischief !! With a heart of gold. Thanks so much for sharing. What a wonderful Mom you have who sees life through a sense of humor. With all good wishes for a wonderful special year and journey into year 3. Hmmm hope it's not the terrible 2's. Big hugs to yeu.

  4. You and The Mom were a match made in heaven by a special angel! You had a wonderful birthday, that is obvious...and you are so, so so very loved!

  5. O hai! Happy birfdee and many more!! :)

  6. Yes, it is little buddy. And the third year will be even better. You should go check our fb page. It will tell you what Scout was up to last night - he met a black and white kitty that really wasn't a kitty, ifyouknowwhatImean.

  7. Weu heu, Reufus!

    A very special birthday, a very special Mom and a very, very special Boy. It was fun to read about your naughtyness and how much patient your Mom was with you.

    Also your very special Aunt Karen's goodie bag!

    Jo, Stella and Zkhat

  8. Hey Reufus what a swag bag that was from Aunty Karen. Have a happy Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

  9. Wow, all we can say is that you are one very lucky birthday boy, Reuf. Enjoy that monkey and be a very good boy - won't be long until #3 comes along.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

  10. Does the Monkey still have all of it's appendages?? Love you!

  11. Deud! That was a most awesome story... Do you know who was that bad MT doggie? Couldn't have been you cuz we knows you are an angel!

    Sam and Pippen

  12. Your birthday was sooo special and I love your monkey!

  13. What a great birthday story Reufus! It sounds like your second birthday was so much fun and now you can look forward to many more to come and lots of fun and monkeys too!!!! ♥