My Big Stick Fursday

Habby Fursday teu Yeu!

Next to Friday and all so Saturday and Sunday... Fursday is one ob my most fave oritist days ob the week! And ob all the Fursdays in the world, I lubbs this one on a counta it is Teuday!

And what makes Teuday so fun is that
the Mom found for me...
Wait for it...

She frew for me...

Wait for it...

My Big Stick!!!

My big brother, The Angel Bleu Wheu Art In Heaven, taught me the Big Fun of Big Stick Multiplication. Yeu see, Big Boy lubbed he's Big Sticks. And he lubbed he's little sticks even betterer, so he would take a berry Big Stick and break it in teu littler and littler peeses. And then he wood take a Tiny Twig and shake it like it was a berry Big Stick. 

And if you say any fing a bout he's stick, he would say "Thtick, What thtick?"... and the Mom, she would laff and laff. I deu naught know why.

Whell, I deu naught deu the shakin, but I deu lubbs teu bust em up and eat the bark. Good fiber, Yeu know. And so any way, here is the me in ackshun...

Ob course as wif most fings, once I get ecksighted and start really habbin the Big Fun, the Mom take Big Fun a way from little me. She say some fing like "Danger Danger Reufus Wright" and Big Stick went bye bye.

I whill miss that My Big Stick.
Tasty, she was!

If Fursday was this much Big Fun, I whill go teu bed teu night wif Big Dreams for a Funtastick Friday! I whish the same for Yeu!!!